No Utes In The Valet

Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith

What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide? Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage. No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge. Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs. Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux. Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering. Proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.

Episodes

  1. The Best of Season 1

    12/14/2025

    The Best of Season 1

    Relive the best of season 1. We hope that you have had as much fun listening as we have putting it all together. Sit back, go for a walk and enjoy the best of.

    11 min
  2. The Godmother of No Utes - Carrie Bickmore

    12/07/2025

    The Godmother of No Utes - Carrie Bickmore

    A very special guest has swept into the Valet this week… Victorian of the Year 2025, Gold Logie winner, founder of Carrie’s Beanies for Brain Cancer, and most importantly, a dear friend to us… the incredible Carrie Bickmore. She’s a an Australian powerhouse with a heart of absolute gold, and she’s here for candour, chaos and a couple of laughs with Elliot and Isaac. Carrie shares what’s next for her, and even flips the script on the boys, following her journalistic instincts and asking them all the questions...

    33 min
  3. Just Be You - Effie Kats

    11/23/2025

    Just Be You - Effie Kats

    From after school hangs in the family work room in Coburg to a flagship store on High Street, Armadale ⁠Effie Katsaounis⁠ reflects on business highs and lows, and what it takes to pick yourself up after losing it all and building it back up bigger and better than ever. We hear Effie's first impressions of Elliot! Isaac asks about postpartum fashion and we get a big scoop. And we get the most profound ending to a podcast episode yet. Check out Effie's work ⁠@effiekatsofficial⁠ ⁠@baysebrand⁠

    44 min
  4. Post Break Shooting The Sh*t

    11/16/2025

    Post Break Shooting The Sh*t

    The Ute was in for a service last week so there was a lot for Elliot and Isaac to unpack: Big news for the pod (Thank you!) All the tea from the Melbourne Cup Carnival (including 'those' boots) After chatting about Kris Jenner's 70th we discover someone once hosted a fur and feathers party We discuss what bangers need to be on a party playlist And it's back - Issie scans another outfit of Elliot's with wild success (how much is too much for a tshirt)

    36 min
  5. Our Date With Kate Waterhouse

    11/02/2025

    Our Date With Kate Waterhouse

    Accomplished journalist and super-proud Mum⁠ Kate Waterhouse⁠ shares with Elliot and Issac what it was like growing up in a multi-generational horse racing family, and how she is carving her own path to success as a fashion icon and children's author.

    37 min
  6. Tackling The Gay Chat

    10/26/2025

    Tackling The Gay Chat

    Six episodes in, it's the conversation Elliot and Isaac had to have: Homophobia in sport, specifically AFL. What has been seen, heard and experienced? It all gets tackled in this chat.

    23 min
  7. What Gets Tom Hawkins Off

    10/19/2025

    What Gets Tom Hawkins Off

    Best mates and team mates communicate all the time, but when do you really talk? In a podcast it turns out. Elliot Garnaut, Isaac Smith and ⁠Tom Hawkins⁠ all have a years-long connection but in The Valet they talk more openly than ever before about the importance of family through footy, growing up in rural NSW versus living in city environments, cattle farming, Labubus and we find out who crumbs the best lamb cutlet in the country.

    51 min
  8. The Chief or Aunty Becky - Rebecca Maddern

    10/12/2025

    The Chief or Aunty Becky - Rebecca Maddern

    Journalist, mother and businesswoman ⁠Rebecca Maddern⁠ is Elliot and Isaac's first full-episode guest. The trail-blazer reflects on her storied career including when she became the first female host of the famed television juggernaut The Footy Show. Bec and Issie open up about how difficult the gruelling process of IVF is for both hopeful mothers and fathers. Elliot is given the chance to reflect on his fabulous career through the eyes of Bec. We get fashion and beauty tips. And some words of wisdom from little Ruby giving us great faith in the future.

    54 min
  9. Issy's Quizzy

    10/05/2025

    Issy's Quizzy

    Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith are going head to head this episode: will Elliot's knowledge of iconic sports heroes blitz Isaac's self proclaimed Rom-Com brain? (Hint: it's chaotic) And stay for the ultimate showdown where Isaac uses Lens technology to his advantage to guess what Elliot is wearing this time...

    29 min
  10. Scandal Is Currency

    09/28/2025

    Scandal Is Currency

    Fashion is huge business and that's how Elliot can get Isaac to understand his world better, running through some of the more scandalous campaigns. Which products could Isaac and Elliot both be the face of? Buying the right pair of jeans can be a punish if you don't know what you're doing. And we find out who looks like a hairy 12 year old.

    37 min
  11. Handbags, Handballs & How It All Began

    09/22/2025

    Handbags, Handballs & How It All Began

    In this No Utes in the Valet ⁠Elliot Garnaut⁠ and ⁠Isaac Smith⁠ unpack their unlikely friendship: How on earth did the Celebrity Stylist and former AFL Premiership player end up in the wilds of South Africa together - find out with the help of ⁠Carrie Bickmore⁠, ⁠Trent Cotchin⁠, ⁠Olivia Molly Rogers⁠, ⁠Ellidy Pullin⁠, ⁠Brandon Ellis⁠ and ⁠Gemma O'Neill You can check this out for more information about Carrie's Beanies 4 Brain Cancer

    35 min
  12. G'DAY WORLD

    SEASON 1 TRAILER

    G'DAY WORLD

    Welcome to No Utes in the Valet The fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge. Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs. Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux. Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering, proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.

    6 min

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What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide? Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage. No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge. Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs. Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux. Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering. Proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.

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  • Creator
    Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © No Utes In The Valet
  • Show Website
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