Boomers on the Edge

Boomers on the Edge
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Do you remember Bazooka Bubble Gum, the Ed Sullivan Show, and Acid Rock of the sixties? It was a much simpler time these friends shared, during their childhood development. Even though they’re in their mid-sixties, they often behave like they’re still sixteen.  Come join your hosts Kenn, Craig and Ron telling amusing stories from the last 60 years! Welcome to “Boomers on the Edge.” A show which we hope will entertain and enlighten you!

  1. 2D AGO

    Wingman

    Guest host Randy is back with another unforgettable tale from the 1970s. As young teenagers, Randy and his buddy Johnny hatch a bold plan: a double-blind date while Johnny’s parents are away for the night. With the house to themselves, the boys “borrow” a little liquid courage from Johnny’s dad’s liquor cabinet and pass the time engaging in some classic ’70s teenage mischief—perched on the roof, laughing, and making questionable decisions. Soon, the girls arrive on their bikes: one a well-known school beauty, the other a star athlete… and significantly taller than either Randy or Johnny. That’s when Johnny drops the bomb—Randy’s date for the night is the athlete, who stands a solid six inches taller than the boys. In true teenage wingman fashion, Johnny promptly disappears into the next bedroom, cranks up the music, and locks the door—leaving Randy to fend for himself. What happens next is an awkward, chaotic, and painfully funny encounter that ends with a split lip and a story that has become a true Boomers on the Edge classic. Adult humor.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send a text https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

    12 min

  2. FEB 16

    Healthcare Antics

    As Kenn, Craig, and Ron officially cross into “senior citizen” territory, one thing becomes clear: the doctor’s office is starting to feel like a second home. But in true Boomers on the Edge fashion, the “Buds” can’t seem to have a normal medical visit without it turning into comedy gold. Kenn kicks things off with an orthodontics office disaster. Thinking the kid in the chair in front of him was his son, he starts clowning around—making goofy noises, cracking jokes, even pretending to dump Tic Tacs into the poor kid’s mouth—only to be stopped cold by a horrified mom. Turns out… wrong kid. His son was one chair over. Instant legend status at the orthodontist. Ron shares his colonoscopy follow-up, where his doctor casually mentions the chart says he has a “sensitive colon.” Ron, stunned, asks how they could possibly know that just by looking. The answer? He told them… apparently during that so-called “twilight” sedation. So much for privacy. And Kenn wraps it up with another questionable life choice: passing the time in exam rooms by rummaging through the doctor’s cabinets—until a nurse catches him red-handed. Craig and Ron react exactly how you’d expect: equal parts shock, disbelief, and “Why would you do that?!” It’s another round of ridiculous, relatable, and slightly chaotic stories as the Buds navigate the wild world of modern healthcare—Boomer style. Funny, awkward, and a little bit nut's… just another day on Boomers on the Edge.  Adult humor.Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send a text https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

    20 min

  3. FEB 9

    Topless Beaches

    Kenn, Craig, and Ron take listeners on a wild ride to topless beaches around the world, sharing unforgettable travel stories filled with questionable decisions and classic Boomer antics. Kenn kicks things off with a hilarious tale from Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic. While chaperoning a high school class trip, one overly enthusiastic dad feels compelled to “educate” the other fathers by sharing photos from his previous visit—helpfully confirming that the beaches are, in fact, topless. Excitement builds among the dads… until Kenn samples the local food and is struck down by Montezuma’s Revenge. Instead of beachside views, Kenn spends his days confined to a hotel bathroom, relying solely on his imagination—and joking that maybe God was punishing him for his sinful thoughts. Craig adds a dose of reality, observing that beach expectations don’t always align with reality, and that not everyone strolling the sand looks like a swimsuit model. Ron closes with a story that truly delivers: his legendary Australian dream topless beach adventure. On a sales award trip to Cairns, Ron and 75 fellow sales winners descend upon the beaches, where beautiful women and zero self-control create total chaos. As Ron describes, it was like “throwing a piece of meat into a tank full of piranhas.” The nonstop running around in pursuit of topless sights leaves Ron with a brutal sunburn across his back—thanks to the notorious hole in the ozone layer at the time. Like Kenn, Ron concludes that divine punishment may have been at play. Legendary - Unbelievable - Hilarious. Another unforgettable tale from Boomers on the Edge. Adult themes and language.Boomer rating: Over the Edge.Send a text https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

    29 min

  4. FEB 2

    Rodent Busters

    Guest host Randy delivers another Boomers on the Edge classic, sharing a wild story from the early 1980s when he and his friend Herm worked as busboys at a restaurant with a very unusual past—a former funeral home. The setting alone sets the mood, with old “viewing rooms” transformed into elegant dining rooms, each with its own fancy name. When a rodent is spotted scurrying through the main dining room, management quietly dispatches Randy and Herm on a top-secret mission: locate the mouse, eliminate the problem, and—most importantly—do it without alarming the guests. What follows is a chaotic, laugh-out-loud chase that turns into pure Boomers on the Edge mayhem. A classic episode packed with nostalgia, comedy, and just the right amount of disaster. Adult language.Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send a text https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

    9 min

  5. JAN 26

    Boating on the Edge

    Boomers on the Edge takes a wild ride back to the 1980s as Kenn, Craig, and Ron relive some truly terrifying boating experiences on Lake St. Clair and the Detroit River. Each of the Buds shares a tale of danger that proves one universal truth: trouble on the water almost always starts when you trust someone else to be in charge. Kenn recalls his days on the college rowing team, when a distracted coxswain nearly steered them straight into a barge. To this day, nobody knows what he was staring at. Craig tells the story of a fishing trip gone wrong after a friend invites him onto a tiny 15-foot boat that had absolutely no business being on Lake St. Clair or the Detroit River—especially when a massive freighter nearly sucks them under. Ron shares his now-legendary Sea-Doo disaster: invited out by a neighbor on a stormy day, he finds himself stranded in open water with a dead Sea-Doo, an approaching thunderstorm, and lightning closing in. Should he stay on the Sea-Doo or jump in the water? The rescue only gets stranger when they rush to shore—right into a condo complex—where they take shelter on a stranger’s porch…until the door opens and a robe-clad man who looks like he stepped out of a 1970s porno invites them inside. It’s a dangerous, hilarious, and unforgettable boat ride down memory lane. Another bizarre set of tales from Boomers on the Edge. Adult themes.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send a text https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

    15 min

  6. JAN 19

    Towel Snaps & Open Mics

    More outrageous locker room stories from the 1970s—when it was a different era and the rules of mischief were, let’s say, flexible. Fan-favorite “California Beautiful,” the school track star from Episode 3, makes a triumphant return and once again wreaks havoc on an unsuspecting coach. Having learned well from seniors like California Beautiful, chaos quickly follows. Craig enthusiastically “welcomes” the new freshman athletes with classic locker room towel-snapping, herding them into the infamous towel cage as hilarity erupts. Then comes one of the Bud’s most legendary stories—the story of all stories. During a track meet, Craig locks himself inside the announcer’s booth, cranks the volume to maximum (so loud that even nearby baseball games can hear), and begins providing his own wildly inappropriate play-by-play. His colorful and over-the-top commentary—especially about the famously self-promoting pole vaulter “Glom”—sends the crowd into uncontrollable laughter while the coaching staff reacts in absolute horror. Described by Ron as one of the funniest things he’s ever witnessed, total chaos breaks out as the coaching staff scrambles to shut it down and chases Craig around the venue. A true Boomers on the Edge classic. Adult topics and language.Boomer rating: Over the Edge.Send a text https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

    19 min

  7. JAN 12

    Carmens and the Missing Shoes

    In this episode, guest host Keith joins Craig and Ron to reminisce about a friendship that began in kindergarten in the 1960s. The stories go way back—so far back that Keith and Craig once lived next door to each other and even shared their very first bath together as one-year-olds. The conversation then turns to a legendary tale involving the Buds—Kenn, Ray, John, Keith, Craig, and Ron—and a Friday-night tradition at Carmens, an all-you-can-eat restaurant famous for its fish. Kenn, in particular, took full advantage of the deal. Because the restaurant required plates to be completely cleared before serving more, Kenn would discreetly hide uneaten French fries under his napkin. The staff quickly learned to dread his arrival, knowing they were about to lose money on the sheer amount of fish he could consume. Kenn would settle in for hours, loosening his belt and even slipping off his shoes to maximize comfort—and capacity. One night, as the feast dragged on, one of the Buds decided to end the smorgasbord with a prank, making off with Kenn’s prized Adidas Country shoes. The result? A 50-year-old mystery that remains unsolved to this day.  Who stole the shoes? Join us for a laugh‑filled stroll through old friendships, 1970s traditions, and the unforgettable night the shoes went missing. Boomer rating: Under the Edge Send a text https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

    11 min

  8. JAN 5

    Math Class Antics - Part II

    Guest host Keith jumps in with Kenn, Craig, and Ron as they rewind to the 1970s for another round of math‑class chaos. Back in the same infamous classroom from Episode One—where Craig first unveiled his “artistic talents”—the crew relives two stories that have only grown funnier with time. First up is Teddy, the class nerd, who dares to complain to the teacher about earning only 98% on his test. Ron, fed up with the whining, blurts out, “Come on, Teddy.” Teddy spins around and unleashes his fury—at the wrong student. He starts screaming at the football team’s quarterback, a guy who could flatten him in seconds, and even challenges him to a fight after school. The class erupts in laughter, things spiral out of control, and Kenn laughs so uncontrollably he’s told to step out if he can’t pull himself together. Next, the “Buds” revisit the infamous day Kenn’s curiosity cost Ron dearly. After test results were handed back, Kenn abandoned his usual front-row seat and sprinted to the back of the room to check how everyone did. Spotting Ron’s test, Kenn grabbed it and ran to the teacher, proudly pointing out that he had the same answer—except Kenn’s had been marked wrong. The teacher promptly informed them that Ron’s answer was wrong too, resulting in Ron’s test score dropping to a D. Ron is still complaining about it fifty years later. Hilarious. Legendary. And proof that some math class moments never fade. Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send a text https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

    13 min
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Do you remember Bazooka Bubble Gum, the Ed Sullivan Show, and Acid Rock of the sixties? It was a much simpler time these friends shared, during their childhood development. Even though they’re in their mid-sixties, they often behave like they’re still sixteen.  Come join your hosts Kenn, Craig and Ron telling amusing stories from the last 60 years! Welcome to “Boomers on the Edge.” A show which we hope will entertain and enlighten you!

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  • Creator
    Boomers on the Edge
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    24
  • Rating
    Explicit
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