Too Old To Care Pod

Too Old To Care Pod
  • 4.8 (29)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Whether you know us from the Tasteless Gentlemen or you don’t know us at all, allow us to (re)introduce ourselves: Too Old to Care is the brainchild of founding T.G. members, Schoeny and Bradley. It’s the grown-up version of what once was a show founded upon humor, candor and general debauchery and degeneracy. The only difference between then and now is the boys are a whole lot older… and maybe just a smidge wiser. Maybe. Tune in to find out. And welcome… to your new favorite podcast.

  1. 3d ago

    EPISODE 35 - Are Movies Actually Getting Worse (It's Subjective)

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this wide-ranging episode, the hosts kick things off with an unexpectedly deep dive into bathroom habits, bidets, and the art of the quick poop. The conversation evolves into a candid discussion about choosing not to have kids, the realities of caring for aging family members across different cultures, and the unglamorous side of getting older. They pivot to lighter topics with a debate over whether movies are actually getting worse, why X Games no longer impress, and a breakdown of the Travis Barker documentary — including the eerie signs before his infamous plane crash. The episode wraps with observations on San Diego's growing graffiti problem, the Kardashians' massive Instagram empires, electric car charging woes with a stubborn boomer dad, and the sad phenomenon of miserable couples sitting in silence at brunch.

  2. Aug 10

    Episode 34 – Too Old for This- The Salad Pandemic

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys roll in sleep-deprived after separate late Friday nights — one at a Paul Van Dyk show in a literal mall nightclub, the other closing down Little Italy bars until 3:30 AM. From there, the conversation pinballs through generational slang, the indignity of getting carded in your 40s, a $44 surprise whiskey, and a Japan-era dick piercing story that goes exactly where you think it does. They debate needle-in-the-eye vs. needle-in-the-dick, rant about In-N-Out peppers that double as laxatives, weigh in on internet mobs doxxing the wrong guy after the Idaho shooting, and declare the E. coli lettuce outbreak the "Salad Pandemic." The episode closes with a genuinely solid pitch for a service dog trained to bite you off your phone when you've been doom scrolling too long.

  3. Aug 3

    Episode 33- Ladies & Gentlemen... Bradley Got Pegged

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Episode 33 is a wide-ranging hang between two friends who bounce from music rabbit holes (shoegaze phases, the death of country music's rebel soul) to a Vegas trip recap — 110-degree heat, roulette chips disappearing in minutes, and an elaborate prank on their friend Scoop involving a fake language barrier. Back home, they work through their notes: rising cholesterol levels and the anxiety spiral that follows, birthday dinner surprises, the great couch debate (too low, falling apart, La-Z-Boy temptations), and an extended rant on freeway merge etiquette and whether your driving style reflects your character. They also cover online vs. real-life behavior, Scoop's intimidating size and gentle nature, a rescued alligator lizard named Lizzy who lives in a tank and disappears for months at a time, and the podcast's growing streaming presence. The episode closes with the main event: one of the hosts announces he finally tried pegging, which kicks off a surprisingly thoughtful (and very unfiltered) conversation about masculinity, sexuality, and why washing your ass doesn't make you gay.

  4. Jul 27

    EPISODE 32 - Circumferentially Speaking- Love, Scammers & Speed Wobbles

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, Shony and Bradley bounce through a wide range of topics with their usual unfiltered energy. They kick things off ranting about people with zero spatial awareness before Shony opens up about life after his 10-year relationship — explaining why he's genuinely enjoying being single rather than looking for the next thing. The guys swap stories about Onewheel wipeouts (shoutout to listener Chooch and his cracked helmet), debate peanut allergies and picky eaters, and react to a scammer who tried to squeeze $20 out of them by claiming a deceased relative was the subject of one of their reels. They also go deep on the psychology of 99-cent pricing, cheating in relationships, and the universal experience of drifting apart from old friends as you get older.

  5. Jul 20

    EPISODE 31 - Guy Fieri Doesn't Swallow (And Other Theories)

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and schoeny shoot the shit in the TTG studio covering everything from Tesla hate on first dates and Cybertruck takes, to heartfelt advice for a shy 17-year-old listener navigating his first breakup and social anxiety. Along the way they get into pegging season, tattoo pain tolerance, the Guy Fieri food-spitting theory, a phone scammer who almost fooled them, shrinkflation in IPA cans, and the time one host nearly went to war with the Navajo tribe over a broken DJ contract to play emo music on a reservation.

  6. Jul 13

    EPISODE 30 - The Anti-Choke Device and Other Adult Purchases

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two buddies shoot the breeze for 78 minutes in a wide-ranging hang session. They kick things off debating Tarantino's filmography — from Pulp Fiction to Reservoir Dogs to The Hateful Eight — then spiral into the CGI history of Jurassic Park and a heated disagreement over the Korean monster movie "The Host." The conversation shifts to a chaotic surprise birthday dinner at the Turf Club, where the staff killed the vibe and an unwanted guest got relentlessly roasted. From there it's pure free association: soccer's flopping epidemic, shirtless DJ culture, Snapchat's ugly AR glasses, a $60 porcelain mug from Palm Springs, a personal anti-choking device purchase, White Monster energy drinks, and a nightmare return shipment to Latvia. They wrap up with a win at a local mineral show and a Karate Kid rewatch revelation — Daniel-san might actually be the villain.

  7. Jul 6

    EPISODE 29 w Dom - Dusty T*****s & Cement Shoes

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, the crew welcomes guest Dominic and kicks things off with a surprisingly deep dive into deodorant — why it's gotten so expensive, and why Dom stopped wearing it altogether after developing an allergy. The conversation shifts to a passionate debate about the state of DJ culture, sparked by a viral Facebook rant: are today's DJs more concerned with Instagram clout than actual skill? The guys share personal stories from their DJ careers and lament how rave culture has gone from underground roots to influencer fashion show. They play a round of "Ask a Black Guy," covering everything from why Black guys love Chrysler 300s to durags and double socks. Dom's friend's story about accidentally sneaking onto the Coronado NASCAR track after a late-night DJ set gets the whole crew rolling. The episode wraps up with detours through Burning Man logistics, Lake Mead's mob history, a pastor who pushed his wife off a cliff, and a candid conversation about, let's say, advanced intimacy techniques.

  8. Jun 29

    EPISODE 28 - Swipe Here to Leave a Tip (Please Don't)

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys react to their moms getting into AI, debate the impact of porn on relationships, call out tipping culture spiraling out of control due to iPad payment prompts, discuss toxic red-pill content spreading online, hatch a plan to take on the OB Noodle House pho challenge, and break down the absurdity of American healthcare costs — highlighted by a surgeon who earned just $48 on Christmas and a patient hit with a $66,000 overnight hospital bill.

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Ratings & Reviews

4.8
out of 5
29 Ratings

About

Whether you know us from the Tasteless Gentlemen or you don’t know us at all, allow us to (re)introduce ourselves: Too Old to Care is the brainchild of founding T.G. members, Schoeny and Bradley. It’s the grown-up version of what once was a show founded upon humor, candor and general debauchery and degeneracy. The only difference between then and now is the boys are a whole lot older… and maybe just a smidge wiser. Maybe. Tune in to find out. And welcome… to your new favorite podcast.

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  • Creator
    Too Old To Care Pod
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    35
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved
  • Show Website
    Too Old To Care Pod

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