Too Old To Care Pod

Too Old To Care Pod
  • 5.0 (21)
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Whether you know us from the Tasteless Gentlemen or you don’t know us at all, allow us to (re)introduce ourselves: Too Old to Care is the brainchild of founding T.G. members, Schoeny and Bradley. It’s the grown-up version of what once was a show founded upon humor, candor and general debauchery and degeneracy. The only difference between then and now is the boys are a whole lot older… and maybe just a smidge wiser. Maybe. Tune in to find out. And welcome… to your new favorite podcast.

Episodes

  1. 6D AGO

    EPISODE 9 - Why Are Dudes Like This? A Dating App Investigation

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod This episode explores the chaotic landscape of modern dating apps through real-world examples submitted by listeners. The hosts dissect terrible opening lines, from overly sexual first messages to awkward attempts at humor, revealing the disconnect between what guys think works and what actually does. Beyond dating, they discuss the performative nature of political posting on social media and why people feel compelled to broadcast their opinions. The conversation meanders through topics like ghosting culture, the challenges of maintaining genuine connections in the digital age, and personal anecdotes about relationship breaks. They wrap up with lighter fare about upcoming travel plans and late-night gaming sessions, maintaining their signature unfiltered, conversational style throughout.

    52 min

  2. FEB 9

    EPISODE 8 : From Arc Raiders to Life Raiders- Schoeny’s NYC Adventure

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, the hosts discuss viral gaming content and hilarious community roasts from Arc Raiders gameplay, share stories from a spontaneous winter trip to New York City, and dive deep into personal history including dropping out of high school and joining the military. The conversation takes unexpected turns through topics like internet oversharing and STD awareness posts on social media, the absurdity of fake couple prank videos, home improvement disasters involving spilled paint, and candid discussions about herpes stigma and sexual health. They also celebrate their friend Dom's transformation from unhealthy habits to wellness-focused living, all while maintaining their signature raw, unfiltered, and comedic approach to life's uncomfortable topics.

    1h 24m

  3. FEB 2

    EPISODE 7 with Arlene : The GILF Bracket, Life After 40

    https://www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this unfiltered episode, the crew reunites with photographer Arlene to discuss life in their forties. Arlene opens up about navigating perimenopause symptoms, her new status as a grandmother, and her thriving dating life with younger men—including a recent date with a 27-year-old and an awkward situation with her 25-year-old neighbor mechanic who keeps finding excuses to visit. The conversation meanders through topics like nightlife photography, the decline of San Diego's bar scene, aging gracefully (or not), sexual adventures including pegging, the economics of OnlyFans, dental work horror stories, and why nobody drinks anymore. With plenty of laughs and zero shame, they celebrate getting older while refusing to act their age.

    1h 48m

  4. JAN 26

    EPISODE 6 : The DD Movement - Mediocre Dick, Maximum Effort

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, Bradley & Schoeny kick off with California's overhyped weather drama before diving into unconventional relationship dynamics and the "Decent Dick Movement" - their satirical take on reversing traditional gender roles in dating. They dissect red pill culture, trad wives, and why body count shouldn't matter, all while sharing outrageous stories ranging from strip club antics to dark cartel videos. The conversation takes philosophical turns discussing ideal death scenarios (spoiler: one host wants to be eaten by a shark), before circling back to their friend KJ's inspiring story, military experiences, and reflections on life paths. Throughout, they maintain their signature blend of crude humor, genuine vulnerability, and unfiltered commentary on modern dating, social media fakeness, and what it means to live authentically.

    58 min

  5. JAN 19

    EPISODE 5 : From Mortality to Masturbation

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this unfiltered episode of Too Old to Care, the hosts explore mortality, relationships, and the realities of aging with their signature raw humor. The conversation begins with philosophical musings about death and the afterlife before diving into the surprisingly high costs of dying and the importance of sharing passwords with loved ones. The discussion shifts to modern dating dynamics, particularly women who want partners obsessed with them, leading to personal stories about past relationships, jealousy, and red flags. The hosts share candid tales about dating younger women, age gaps in relationships, and how their tolerance for drama has evolved with age. The episode takes hilarious detours through childhood memories including embarrassing notes passed in elementary school, creative masturbation techniques, pillow f*****g, fruit f*****g, and teenage delinquency involving pipe bombs and breaking into schools. Throughout, they emphasize how maturity has taught them to walk away from toxic situations and value simplicity in relationships.

    1h 5m

  6. JAN 12

    TOTC EPISODE 4 : Testosterone, Testicles & Tactical Fog

    Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Itunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-…od/id1863796301 Soundcloud: @toooldtocarepod Youtube: www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this unfiltered episode of Too Old to Care, the hosts explore mortality, relationships, and the realities of aging with their signature raw humor. The conversation begins with philosophical musings about death and the afterlife before diving into the surprisingly high costs of dying and the importance of sharing passwords with loved ones. The discussion shifts to modern dating dynamics, particularly women who want partners obsessed with them, leading to personal stories about past relationships, jealousy, and red flags. The hosts share candid tales about dating younger women, age gaps in relationships, and how their tolerance for drama has evolved with age. The episode takes hilarious detours through childhood memories including embarrassing notes passed in elementary school, creative masturbation techniques, pillow f*****g, fruit f*****g, and teenage delinquency involving pipe bombs and breaking into schools. Throughout, they emphasize how maturity has taught them to walk away from toxic situations and value simplicity in relationships.

    1h 5m

  7. JAN 5

    EPISODE 3 : Heroin Confessions

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Podcast Guest Dynamics: The hosts discuss how some people who are hilarious in real life become reserved on podcasts, comparing it to camera shyness. They share frustrations about guests treating podcasts like formal interviews rather than casual conversations. DJing Stories: Showknee recounts hearing a Spotify ad play at a wedding and a BBC Radio tag at a nightclub, highlighting unprofessional DJ moments. They reminisce about the air horn era in Latin nightclubs and discuss how modern DJs differ from the analog days. Nightlife Nostalgia: Extended memories of San Diego's club scene, particularly Voyeur nightclub, which brought major EDM acts before the genre exploded. They recall after-hours hangouts with staff and the contrast between corporate venues and independent spots like Thin and Onyx. Personal Revelations: Bradley opens up about his past engagement at 32, spending $14,000 on a ring while making $40,000 a year. He candidly discusses his struggles with pill addiction (Norcos), smoking heroin, and how it destroyed that relationship. He shares his sobriety journey, which fully began during COVID when he quit drinking and smoking. Military Experience: Bradley reflects on his four-year military service, explaining how the military discourages creativity and independent thinking, which led him to leave after fulfilling his commitment. Random Topics: The conversation bounces through female drummers as a new "fetish," expired lube disasters, deodorant allergies, passport bros phenomenon, musical instrument origins (Bradley's flute-to-drums journey), and the chaos of recording podcasts with dogs. Special Announcement: Bradley reveals he found episode 8 of Tasteless Gentlemen from 13 years ago and plans to release it as a Patreon exclusive, complete with his proposal video for reaction content. The episode showcases the unfiltered, conversational style that defines Too Old To Care, mixing humor with surprisingly deep personal stories.

    1h 12m

  8. JAN 1

    EPISODE 2 : B#tches Be Taller

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In This Episode: 🎙️ Dating App Deep Dive - The guys share their observations and experiences navigating the modern dating app landscape 🍽️ Restaurant War Stories - Wild tales from their days working at Rappongi in La Jolla that you won't believe 💑 Modern Dating Challenges - An honest discussion about height preferences, expectations, and the reality of dating today 🏠 Living Solo vs. Roommates - Weighing the pros and cons of different living situations 🚗 Tesla Harassment Tales - Bizarre incidents that'll make you shake your head 🥋 Jiu-Jitsu Training - Insights from the mats 🌊 Pacific Beach Nostalgia - Why the 2000s PB scene was something special

    1h 24m

  9. 12/23/2025

    EPISODE 1 : Unfiltered Rambles

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Whatsapp: +1-619-941-9466 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: Itunes: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod "In the inaugural episode of "Two Old To Care," hosts dive into the messy, hilarious reality of dating in your 40s versus your 20s. They share cringe-worthy stories of drunken mistakes—from passing out on doorsteps to beating up mailboxes—and reflect on how age changes everything from relationship priorities to tolerance for drama. The conversation covers the evolution from "f**k boy" behavior in their twenties to the wisdom (and exhaustion) of their forties, including why showing up unannounced at an ex's house seemed romantic in movies but was actually creepy in real life. They discuss body counts, the gray area of casual dating, and why threesomes seemed like a good idea back then but now just sound like too much work. Other topics include: the challenges of age-gap relationships, why "okay" is the worst text response, dating apps as a divorcee-spotting tool, and the realization that after 40, you're simply too old to care about the drama that once fueled your social life. Raw, honest, and unapologetically nostalgic for simpler times—this is what happens when two guys stop caring about filters and just talk."

    1h 16m
  • 9 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

5
out of 5
21 Ratings

About

Whether you know us from the Tasteless Gentlemen or you don’t know us at all, allow us to (re)introduce ourselves: Too Old to Care is the brainchild of founding T.G. members, Schoeny and Bradley. It’s the grown-up version of what once was a show founded upon humor, candor and general debauchery and degeneracy. The only difference between then and now is the boys are a whole lot older… and maybe just a smidge wiser. Maybe. Tune in to find out. And welcome… to your new favorite podcast.

Information

  • Creator
    Too Old To Care Pod
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved
  • Show Website
    Too Old To Care Pod

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