Too Old To Care Pod

Too Old To Care Pod
  • 4.8 (29)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Whether you know us from the Tasteless Gentlemen or you don’t know us at all, allow us to (re)introduce ourselves: Too Old to Care is the brainchild of founding T.G. members, Schoeny and Bradley. It’s the grown-up version of what once was a show founded upon humor, candor and general debauchery and degeneracy. The only difference between then and now is the boys are a whole lot older… and maybe just a smidge wiser. Maybe. Tune in to find out. And welcome… to your new favorite podcast.

  1. 5d ago

    EPISODE 43 - The Fugitive Chef & Pulling Trig

    The hosts kick things off debating Joe Rogan's massive $250 million Spotify deal and whether anyone who cashes in is truly a "sellout," winding through takes on Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, and the fine line between reaching a wider audience and abandoning your sound. Then things take a wild turn when one of the hosts—an investor at Miss B's Coconut Club in San Diego—reveals that their head chef of nearly a decade was secretly a fugitive wanted by the US Marshals, having fled Iowa 14 years ago after charges connected to a staged kidnapping and assault. The chef was finally recognized after appearing on local TV and arrested on-site. From there the conversation careers through a boozy Palm Springs weekend involving day-drinking, "pulling trig" in a restaurant bathroom, a secret detour to a gay club, and a $45 cover that was simply too steep, before landing on topics as varied as Sigourney Weaver's real name (Susan), the appeal of static apnea, a Navy buddy's brutal nicotine withdrawal, selling portable AC units during a heat wave, painting a dining room Moroccan Red, and the dream of a pill that lets you reexperience your favorite movies for the first time.

  2. Oct 5

    EPISODE 42 - Kinda Warm in These Rhinos

    In their first episode from the new studio, the Tasteless Gentlemen are back with zero structure and zero shame. The conversation bounces from a deep-dive into horror movies — Scream, Obsession, and why darkness and off-kilter body movements are genuinely scarier than CGI gore — to childhood sleepwalking stories, night terrors, and a terrifying Airbnb moment where someone's girlfriend crawled out of a loft looking like The Grudge. They debate why old generations physically aged faster (smoking, drinking, and a distinct lack of quinoa), question why Madonna won't just buy an island and disappear with her $850 million, and spend an uncomfortable amount of time on butt stuff, trench butt, and Navy-issued hygiene lessons. Along the way they quote Ace Ventura, pine for Brad Pitt, fantasize about solo trips to Palm Springs, mourn a stolen Bluetooth speaker, and remind everyone why people loved the podcast in the first place — it's just two friends sitting in a room talking about absolutely nothing, and somehow making it everything you need to hear.

  3. Sep 28

    EPISODE 41 - Therapist Wanted, No Pay

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, the hosts cover a wide-ranging mix of topics with their signature unfiltered banter. They kick things off swapping backyard rat and possum encounters, then dive into a heated debate over whether James Bond drinks vodka or gin martinis — complete with a correction from the previous episode. From there, they dig into cancel culture, the state of modern standup comedy versus the old greats like Seinfeld, Chappelle, and Carlin, and the challenges of performing live with nothing but a mic and your wits. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn with first-time drinking stories, including the unforgettable tale of a local small person stealing someone's shoes off a front lawn. They rant about picky eaters who order plain burgers at nice restaurants, share a story about a US Pacific Commander they personally knew who ended up on the cover of Time Magazine, discuss the phenomenon of "gooning," and wrap up buzzing about their new studio setup going live with video and YouTube.

  4. Sep 21

    EPISODE 40 - Missionary to Michelin

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, the hosts excitedly discuss plans to convert the bottom floor of a townhouse into a dedicated podcast studio, complete with OBS recording for vertical Instagram reels and easier clipping. They recount a serendipitous "gay day" shopping trip to IKEA, HomeGoods, Total Wine, and Home Depot, where they scored a discounted couch with only a minor butt stain. Martinis become a running theme, with one host discovering a love for dirty vodka martinis after trying them at a resort. The conversation takes several turns — from debating why missionary position gets an unfair bad rap and how rising costs make dating prohibitively expensive for young people, to raving about underrated movie soundtracks like Fight Club's Dust Brothers score. They also dig into social media commentary culture, DJ pricing strategies (charging more to work less vs. charging less to book more), a bizarre story about a man who set himself on fire at an adult emporium, and an emotional moment reflecting on the search dogs of 9/11 who developed PTSD from finding so many bodies. Throughout, the hosts balance crude humor with genuine camaraderie, wrapping up by joking about the new studio becoming a drunken solo podcast operation.

  5. Sep 14

    EPISODE 39 - I'm Already Sticking Stuff in My Butt, Why Not Be AI?

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this nostalgia-heavy episode, the hosts kick things off with a humorous deep-dive into "wet face" skincare culture before pivoting to retro gaming memories spanning Atari, NES, N64, Dreamcast, and Xbox. Both hosts get vulnerable sharing their first panic attack experiences — one at a Las Vegas restaurant, the other at a gym pool — and discuss grounding techniques like the five-senses method. The conversation meanders through a wild rabbit-skull-and-crow story, a debate about whether AI will actually take over the world, and a heated argument over whether the retro console they watched a restoration video for was a Dreamcast or Sega Saturn. They round out the episode reminiscing about Jurassic Park's groundbreaking CGI, 4K Blu-ray remastering, Jim Carrey's filmography, the Farrelly Brothers' comedies, and the complexities of organized religion — all with their signature blend of absurdity and genuine reflection.

  6. Sep 7

    EPISODE 38 - Spitting, Showering, and Shorts.

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of We're Too F*****g Old to Care, Shony and Bradley kick things off debating Von Dutch shorts and the politics of showering (or not showering). The conversation meanders through Waymo self-driving cars and a dubious retirement plan involving insurance fraud, the lost art of texting without emojis and pager codes, and whether Hilary Duff's "too nice" complaint reveals a broader truth about dating dynamics. The duo also covers Shony's behind-the-scenes trip to a Hollywood reality show set, security theater at Universal CityWalk, California's restrictive gun laws versus open-carry states, the deceptive wizardry of hotel photographers, and a listener email from a Vegas wastewater worker that goes from hilarious to horrifying in one sentence.

  7. Aug 31

    EPISODE 37 - The Straightest Way To Apply ChatpStick

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, the guys kick things off commiserating about the brutal San Diego heat wave, skyrocketing AC bills, and how a city with near-perfect weather is completely unequipped to handle 90-degree days. They discuss the commodification of hobbies — from Pokemon card-flipping adults at grocery store vending machines to the loss of magic in collecting — before diving into the controversial Callaway golf ad and Target's shockingly racist Halloween costume. A harrowing tale of a Tesla running on 0% battery through San Diego traffic keeps things tense, followed by nostalgic and cautionary stories about sketchy trips to Tijuana. The conversation takes a darker turn reflecting on the deaths of Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell, the dangers of stopping to help stranded strangers, and whether we even know what's real anymore in an era of rage bait and renamed bodies of water. In-N-Out's ingredient overhaul gets some love, a fan of the podcast gets a shoutout, and the age-old debate over the straightest way to apply chapstick is definitively settled.

  8. Aug 24

    EPISODE 36 – Ranch Dressing: A Love Story

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys kick things off with a deep dive into the mystery of dog hair weaving through laundry fabric, which spirals into a debate about sweatpants, laundry hacks, and walk-in closets with ocean views. From there, they swap stories about coked-out promoters promising to "takeover downtown," a Hollywood artist pool party full of name-droppers, and the fine art of developing a b******t detector in your 40s. The conversation takes a turn into testosterone replacement therapy, including the VA's questionable offerings and whether it's worth $200 a month. Other highlights include self-driving cars and Waymo sightings in San Diego, a Sonos speaker saying "Jesus Christ" on its own, Harry Potter spells that actually work on Siri, dyed gender-reveal doves, the irony of punk rock fashion requiring two hours of prep, a $65 4K Blu-ray of SLC Punk!, and a passionate debate about ranch dressing, leftovers, and whether you'd start with the dick in a survival cannibalism scenario.

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Ratings & Reviews

4.8
out of 5
29 Ratings

About

Whether you know us from the Tasteless Gentlemen or you don’t know us at all, allow us to (re)introduce ourselves: Too Old to Care is the brainchild of founding T.G. members, Schoeny and Bradley. It’s the grown-up version of what once was a show founded upon humor, candor and general debauchery and degeneracy. The only difference between then and now is the boys are a whole lot older… and maybe just a smidge wiser. Maybe. Tune in to find out. And welcome… to your new favorite podcast.

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  • Creator
    Too Old To Care Pod
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    43
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved
  • Show Website
    Too Old To Care Pod

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