TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

4.8 (2.3K)
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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew’s neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

20 HR. AGO

#4362 A System Of Down

Luke’s mind is blown over a new drug commercial song that takes the artform to new levels. He and Andrew also discuss used pillows, mushy rice, and the giant hole in Andrew’s ceiling.

1h 30m
1 DAY AGO

#4361 The JARCy Boys

Luke and Andrew stumble on their new favorite publication in a newspaper column about bidets. Plus, Andrew is vindicated and validated about a recent news story that he dismissed.

1h 18m
2 DAYS AGO

#4360 Farts All The Way Down

Luke is living out the plot of The Perfect Storm, only he’s doing it on land with an unwieldy rain tarp. Meanwhile, Andrew is intrigued by a new approach to selling paper towels.

1h 18m
3 DAYS AGO

#4359 I’m 0 For Everything

Luke had a meltdown during a CBS shoot this weekend and he’s not feeling great about it. At all. And Andrew learns more about the "Yoda" in his yard.

1h 24m
6 DAYS AGO

#4358 Tis The Treason

TBTL Friendo Cassie swings by to tell us about the time her family stole a Christmas tree…and what happened when the cops showed up.

1h 13m
DEC 12

#4357 Rutabaga #5

Luke and Andrew celebrate the life (and lies?) of The Amazing Kreskin, whom Andrew is just learning about. They also wonder why nobody is booking Stefan Fatsis to talk about the Justin Tucker’s kicking issues. And they discuss the man who recently won the world Spanish Scrabble tournament, even though he doesn’t speak spanish.

1h 24m
DEC 11

#4356 Routing Interest

Andrew is excited by a “Spotify Wrapped” for local bus routes. Luke’s eye is beginning to heal, but looks nastier than ever. And they carefully break down all the bumper stickers on the back of an SUV that Andrew snapped a photo of this weekend.

1h 21m
DEC 10

#4355 We’re Going To Need A Bigger Eye Clamp

Luke finally had his eye surgery today, but he wasn’t allowed to record the procedure. But don’t worry, he shares all the details, including the ones Andrew doesn’t want to hear. They also discuss the arrest of the man suspected of killing a health insurance exec in broad daylight.

1h 27m

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4.8

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2,290 Ratings

Great show

Sep 26

Smomincaps105

I find it very inspiring that Luke and Andrew have been doing this show for so long! Always cracks me up. Tens forever!
What are the chances?

Dec 4

janiannni

Same day and hospitsl mothers had same maiden same marriedname some drs same
New 10

Jul 22

polkastripes

I’m a midwesterner who first heard of TBTL from my parasocial best friends Lindy and Meagan ‘a podcast, Text Me Back!!! I am hooked, fellas. Was so happy to donate my dollars to keep this depiction of the tall ships asail. As I told my husband, Luke and Andrew are the only straight white dudes other than him that I can stand listening to 😂
Tens Forevah!

10/30/2023

KaleyOne

Luke and Andrew and the amazing online Tens Community truly are curing global loneliness. In fact, TBTL is the only reason I have not completely lost my sanity this year. Thank you TBTL, pod pets, and fellow Tens! Highly highly recommend!

TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew’s neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.