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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

  1. 8H AGO

    Irreversible Dick Destruction

    🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo is taking the holiday off, so enjoy this classic episode from 2019 while you poke around the newly expanded Sideshow Archives — now featuring 17 years of content (2004–2015 & 2021–2026), all available in your private podcast feeds when you sign up at DistortedView.com. On this throwback show: TV […] The post Irreversible Dick Destruction first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    46 min

  2. 3D AGO

    Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives

    🎧Episode Summary Happy almost-Valentine’s Day, freaks. Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of deranged internet music, furry incest porn, public racism meltdowns, and two perfectly disgusting criminal cases. On Today’s Show: 💘 Valentine’s Day Episode Sponsorship: DV listener Leo sponsors the episode as a Valentine’s gift for his very gay, very […] The post Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    1h 1m

  3. 4D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Solar-Powered Buttholes And Tiktokkers Triggered By Micro-Donations - SIDESHOW

    Hey freaks! It’s a Thursday Sideshow-exclusive episode packed wall-to-wall with e-beggars, sun-blasted assholes, Olympic arrests, and one of the dumbest ways imaginable to nuke a TV career. On Today’s Show: The Penny Fairy strikes again A mysterious TikTok hero sends one-cent donations to livestream e-beggars, triggering absolute meltdowns as scammers rage over pennies, sarcastic comments, and “blocked blessings.” Micro-donations, macro rage Watch entitled streamers lose their minds over pennies meant for SUVs, rent money, pizza, and SpaghettiOs — including repeat appearances from familiar DV villains. Will Blunderfield returns Our favorite taint-tanning philosopher escalates his obsession, proudly sunning — and sniffing — his stink portal while edging dangerously close to scat-adjacent territory. TLC’s missed opportunity A review of My Strange Addiction’s perineum-sunning episode featuring a desert ritual priestess who believes divine sunlight unlocks creativity… via her taint. Vulva tanning & spiritual queef rock Sun worship, bird feathers, relationship ultimatums, and a boyfriend who absolutely does not want solar radiation blasting his balls. Olympic speedrun to jail Track star Sha’Carri Richardson is arrested in Florida after blasting past 100 mph, trying every excuse imaginable before discovering tickets are no longer an option. HGTV nukes a show overnight Rehab Addict pulled from HGTV platforms after resurfaced footage shows host Nicole Curtis casually dropping a career-ending slur — and instantly realizing she just f****d up. America’s sex recession New research claims Americans are having less sex, fewer kids, and more screen time — raising fears of population decline, AI sexbots, and quieter grocery store checkout lines. Voicemails from the freaks Campaign signs, podcast plugs, toilet seat regulations, catchy jingles, and listeners proudly infecting their friends with useless DV knowledge. Plus: Sun-baked assholes Furious TikTok grifters Penny-based psychological warfare HGTV panic buttons Olympic track stars vs. Florida law Fart-related career implosions Thanks for supporting the show, freaks. Upgrade to a lifetime Sideshow membership, sponsor an episode, or just keep spreading the distortion. ☎️ Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📧 Email: show@distortedview.com 🌐 distortedview.com

    45 min

  4. 5D AGO

    Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    44 min

  5. 6D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Heteroflexible Confessions And A Church Plea For P***y - SIDESHOW

    What up, freaks. It’s a Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday, and this one spirals fast — from Super Bowl outrage theater to church-based dating desperation, with wigs flying and video games prioritized over murder consequences. On Today’s Show: Super Bowl Halftime Meltdown Tim finally watches the halftime show after the fact and wonders why 13 minutes of music caused a national nervous breakdown. Kid Rock enters the chat, Puerto Rico confuses the internet, and conservatives spend millions just to not watch something. Ding Dong, Baby: Stephen Dawson Update Britain’s favorite internet pervert clarifies his sexuality (sort of), introduces the world to the term “heteroflexible,” and sings an original song dedicated to a cam girl… or possibly a troll. Either way, it’s a new era. Flat Earth TikTok Theology A Bible-based influencer explains why NASA is run by Satan, the Earth is flat, and microphones should require a license. Tim pushes back with logic, history, and exhausted disbelief. Ski Slope Rage Incident A snowboarder and skier collide, tempers flare, apologies are rejected, and no one seems to know what “hold the line” means. Chaos ensues — mostly verbal. Christmas Bedroom Jealousy A heartwarming room makeover for one child turns into a full-blown emotional collapse for the sibling who didn’t get one. Tim enjoys every second of the background screaming. Church Dating, Gone Wrong A man interrupts a church service to announce God told him his wife is in the room. He’s already bought a ring. No one responds. Faith-based cringe reaches new heights. British Murder Suspect Devastated Over GTA 6 Police bodycam footage captures a man weeping — not over murder charges, but because he might miss the release of Grand Theft Auto 6. Priorities are examined and found wanting. Boxing Match Hairpiece Disaster A heavyweight boxer loses his toupee mid-fight at Madison Square Garden. The wig is removed, tossed aside, and instantly becomes the night’s most memorable moment. Voicemails & Listener Chaos Colonoscopy soundtracks, internet deep cuts, personal confessions, and reminders that the DV voicemail line remains one of the most dangerous places on Earth. Plus: Patreon shoutouts Sponsorship info Tim contemplates monetizing voicemail manipulation A reminder to Spread the Distortion Become a Sideshow Member Upgrade to a lifetime membership or sponsor an episode — email show@distortedview.com for details. Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview See you freaks tomorrow.

    48 min

  6. FEB 9

    The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […] The post The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    51 min

  7. FEB 5 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    A Man Deep-Fried His Head at Olive Garden - SIDESHOW

    It’s another Sideshow Exclusive packed with religious freakouts, sexual hypocrisy, foot-based culinary crimes, and a man who just really needs his diaper changed by strangers. 🚨 On Today’s Program: A New York City intellectual absolutely melts down over a street musician, invoking 9/11, Columbus Day, WWII, and his film school credentials in one unhinged rant Viral horn-player freakout follow-up, including the screamer’s appearance on The Adam Friedland Show and his belief that yelling was done from a “deeply intellectual place” A pastor explains that God watches porn with you and waits patiently for your climax Another prophet does insane 9/11 numerology math, proving once again that numbers mean whatever Christians need them to mean A Christian couple explains why: They married after two weeks The wife’s womb belongs to God Women shouldn’t be pastors Submission is sexy And hobbies are sinful TLC’s My Strange Addiction introduces: A woman addicted to sunning her taint AND a woman who eats her own sweaty toenails (over 60 clippings a week) A TikToker proudly invents an app that’s definitely not prostitution, where men pay a dating deposit just to take her out A horrifying Olive Garden incident, where a cook dies after thrusting his head into a deep fryer A repeat offender diaper pervert scams home health care workers by pretending to be disabled so they’ll change him Voicemails from freaks, fake Unicorn Hamsters, blind poop-lovers, and callers who wisely hang up on themselves 📞 Listener Interaction: Sideshow voicemails Sponsorship drama Bus drivers with disturbing confessions More reminders that hanging up on yourself is sometimes the right call 💀 Distorted News Highlights: Deep-fried human tragedy at Olive Garden Adult baby diaper scams spanning multiple arrests Religious influencers discovering math Dating in 2026 is officially worse than eating toenails 💸 Support the Show: Sideshow members: thank you for keeping the freak flag flying Lifetime memberships available — email show@distortedview.com Patreon support always appreciated Spread the distortion. STD.

    42 min

  8. FEB 4

    Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […] The post Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    54 min
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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

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