The Offensive Stak

Premier League football returns as Ashwood City host Fulham at Dartley Park. Chairman Patrick Nolan M.B.E is eager to kick off the new era with a bang, whilst newly appointed C.E.O Chris 'Woody' Woodall concentrates on cleaning the mess left by Head Coach Eric Van Smit's antics at the end of last season. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Kate Mason
Luke Moore

Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell 
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery

With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
Listener discretion is advised.
The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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Ashwood staff are impressed with the delivery of a summer project by the new Ashwood City Chief Executive Officer. An envious Patrick Nolan sets out to undermine all the hard work done by Chris 'Woody' Woodall and the rest of the club. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell 
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery

With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
Listener discretion is advised.
The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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Ashwood City Chairman Patrick Nolan and CEO Chris 'Woody' Woodall enjoy the facilities of Broadley Country Club. All is not as it seems, however, as Patrick confides in his Chief Executive.  

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell 
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery

With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
Listener discretion is advised.
The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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League form has never been worse, their Head Coach has finally been charged by the police and a multitude of other crises emerge... Ashwood City are feeling the heat as Deadline Day approaches.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Allon Sylvain as Eric Van Smit
Additional Voices:
Nalan Burgess
Joel Emery

Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell 
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery

With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
Listener discretion is advised.
The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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Ashwood City are the visitors at St James' Park in a must-win game for the Super Whites.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall & Kieran Broom
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Adam Jarrell

Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell 
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery

With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.
This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.
Listener discretion is advised.
The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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It's a momentous day in Ashwood City's history as they travel to the Nou Camp to take on Barcelona in the UEFA Champions League... The historic occasion is somewhat spoiled by a deepening financial crisis at the club. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber
Christopher Swift as Reuben Thomas 
Additional Voices:
Joel Emery
Darcey Ferguson

Episode written by:
Joel Emery 
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell 
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell 
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery

With thanks to:
The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity 
WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. 
This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 
Listener discretion is advised. 
The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.