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Underrepresented subcultures, lifestyles, identities, and creators answer assumptions about themselves.

  1. The America Situation Is Crazy ft. @hbomberguy | Assumptions

    -5 ДН.

    The America Situation Is Crazy ft. @hbomberguy | Assumptions

    The thing about America is... 0:00 Intro3:53 The Pledge of Allegiance is extremely bizarre7:01 Americans are uncultured, intolerant, self absorbed, and all own guns9:07 Fast food outside of America is considered a treat12:10 Americans are so entitled wanting to use their currency in a foreign country15:08 Tipping in America isn’t optional19:23 Americans all ride the school bus, have lockers, and love to eat steak, green beans, and mashed potatoes22:14 It’s impossible to live in America without driving24:53 America is very loud and noisy28:11 Most Americans avoid going to the hospital or doctor unless extremely serious33:34 Americans assume people around the world learn English to move here or speak to them37:15 Americans don’t realize how Americanized the rest of the world is41:05 Americans don’t know the difference between Australia and Austria41:18 40% of Americans can’t name the 7 continents41:35 Damien will apologize for us all on our American behalf WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEEDamien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/ @hbomberguy // https://www.instagram.com/harrisbomberguy/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: James HullCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    43 мин.
  2. Spilling Our Dating Tea w/ Ashby | Assumptions

    11 ФЕВР.

    Spilling Our Dating Tea w/ Ashby | Assumptions

    Dating is cooked. Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions! 0:00 Intro2:17 Whoever asks for the date should pay for it5:14 You should wait 48 hours after a date before texting again6:53 Sponsor! 7:58 Approaching someone in the grocery store used to feel like a meet cute moment, now it feels creepy9:58 Dating culture has become performative12:27 If they get weirded out by the mention of going #1 or #2, they’re not the one15:11 Hookup culture has ruined almost everyone’s ability to date18:26 Social media has changed our perception of how others present themselves when dating22:15 The current emphasis on height is comically blown out of proportion26:14 We should get rid of the weird social stigma around being single28:14 Most people aren’t ready for a healthy relationship until after 3030:37 Love at first sight does not exist33:14 Soulmates aren’t real36:28 The true test of a potential partner is how they get along with your friends PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEARAmanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/Ashby Florence ( @ASHBY ) // https://www.instagram.com/ashby/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    40 мин.
  3. We Go Hog Wild For Christmas | Assumptions About Christmas

    22.12.2025

    We Go Hog Wild For Christmas | Assumptions About Christmas

    Where are you Christmas?! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARIan Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: James HullCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: David AlvarezSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh0:00 Intro1:15 Introducing the concept of Santa to children is absurd3:21 Ian told other kids that Santa wasn't real and Angela believed in Santa for too long6:28 Sponsor!7:29 Early Christmas lights son or Christmas lights past New Years daughter?11:05 You're meant to hug your cousins at family gatherings12:31 People in the Northern Hemisphere will never understand the frustration of a hot Christmas13:50 Australian summer Christmas is better than a winter Christmas15:06 Angela is Christmas Past, Amanda is Christmas Present, Chanse is Christmas future, and Ian is Scrooge16:50 The best Christmas movie is The Muppets Christmas Carol20:13 All movie trilogies or series are Christmas movies21:43 American Christmas isn't as fun as a Mexican Christmas23:13 Angela's family Christmas is huge25:45 Never having celebrated Christmas, it's a gaudy time30:41 Chanse is tempted to buy his friends gag gifts35:01 Smosh Cast wishes their families bought up their careers more at gatherings37:00 People who open presents before Christmas are so annoying38:50 As a Christmas Eve baby, how do I separate my birthday from the Christmas holiday?43:09 Our present

    48 мин.
  4. Opening Up About Our Friendship Struggles

    26.11.2025

    Opening Up About Our Friendship Struggles

    Are we good friends? Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARAnthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Yasmine Sahid // https://www.instagram.com/yasmine_sahid/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderProduction Coordinator: Zianne HooverDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh0:00 Intro0:53 It’s so easy for dudes to be friends cause they can bond and stay close by playing COD2:41 Friendship breakups are worse than romantic relationship breakups6:33 You shouldn’t be friends with your good friend’s ex8:46 Sponsor!9:57 If you’re in a heterosexual relationship, you shouldn’t have close friends of the opposite gender15:09 Frankly, I have no idea how someone makes friends outside of school or work19:35 Real friendship means being able to FaceTime each other out of the blue23:08 You can’t throw around the term “best friend” willy-nilly26:39 Just cause I’m bad at texting doesn’t mean I’m a bad friend :(28:35 Sending memes, videos, or TikToks are valid forms of communication with your besties30:26 People are too quick to cut friends out of their lives these days33:23 One person shouldn’t have to initiate every time to keep the friendship alive, whether It be hangouts or conversations35:24 If you’re gonna cancel on our plans PLEASE give me a heads up a couple hours before35:57 If we’re good friends, we can reconnect any time no matter how much time has passed36:56 If nearly all your conversations with a friend are rants about life or venting your problems, they’re not your friend anymore, they’re your unpaid therapist

    42 мин.
  5. Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe

    12.11.2025

    Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe

    Are we good roommates?PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story5:29 Sponsor!6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable29:08 Sharing etiquette  is so important 30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected! SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU SEEAnthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Kel Cripe ( @kel_cripe ) // https://www.instagram.com/kelcripe/WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Simone WIlliamsDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Matt DuranPost Coordinator: Ariana MartinezOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderSenior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    40 мин.
  6. Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories

    29.10.2025

    Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories

    Ethan is here to talk all things spooky!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro2:18 Ghosts are a shared delusion that we experience because we EXPECT to experience them5:24 Ghosts are echoes from the past6:41 Generational trauma and cultural context heavily influences your attitudes about ghosts, how you perceive them, and how you explain their existence9:32 Spirits just like to be silly and pull pranks on the living xP11:35 Most hauntings are the result of bad interior design15:23 The scariest thing you could do is drink a potion at 3am16:08 If the government actually had alien specimens, we would have seen them by now18:10 All cryptid sightings are simply people not knowing the animal they’re seeing25:51 Halloween is good26:40 Trick-Or-Treating should be more accessible for adults to participate in30:16 Chanse and Angela are both giving the vibe they still trick-or-treated well into their teens34:42 On Halloween, if it’s a work day at Smosh, everyone comes dressed as something36:23 Halloween was specifically made for us gays37:58 Shayne has unironically gone trick-or-treating or to a Halloween party as The Chosen40:39 Milky Way is the worst candy bar  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARShayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/Ethan Nestor ( @ethan ) // https://www.instagram.com/ethannestor/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    43 мин.
  7. Comparing Our Party Experiences

    15.10.2025

    Comparing Our Party Experiences

    Party on you, party on you...PODCASTS:https://bit.ly/ISADWSpotifyhttps://bit.ly/ISADWApplehttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  0:00 Intro2:15 I think it’ll be a bad time at a party, but it’s usually a good time5:10 Parties are a place for people to mingle & how people get into casual dating6:33 Crying in the bathroom & hiding with the host’s pets are universal party experiences8:45 The portrayal of house parties in western media is the standard11:29 If your friend dragged you to a party, they have to stay with you for at least the first half of it15:30 Board game parties are for people who don’t know how to socialize16:40 If you start playing a game at a party, everyone will actually play18:48 Hollywood parties are miserable, but social media makes it seem like the best time21:56 It’s not cool to talk to celebrities if you see them at a party24:19 You think you’re going to be overdressed for a costume party, but then everyone is more dressed up26:05 Gay costume parties are more on theme than straight costume parties28:31 Getting ready for a rave is more fun than the rave itself30:32 If I don’t get 3 compliments from random girls in the bathroom, the outfit isn’t good enough31:59 In elementary school, you have to invite everyone to your birthday party or people will feel left out35:14 Parties are just for talking about how crazy other parties are37:31 Is it lame to put an end time on your party?38:59 You don’t need to say goodbye40:19 We should all celebrate more40:48 If people don’t show up to your birthday party, they don’t really care about youSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARTommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani/Sarah Whittle // https://www.instagram.com/rudeunicorns/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Matt DuranPost Coordinator: Ariana MartinezOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderSenior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    42 мин.
  8. Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online

    01.10.2025

    Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online

    Kal joins us to discuss assumptions your family has about the internet! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  0:00 Intro1:15 You are friends with the creators you watch2:47 The internet sows down when America logs on4:54 Sponsor!5:57 Older generations misinterpret internet slang8:39 Internet personalities are different people when they change their appearance11:22 Older people cannot recognize AI14:08 Posting on Facebook is the same as messaging privately16:45 Parents are more addicted to the internet than kids17:58 Influencers all work for one business and all work in the same building19:02 Why watch gaming content when you can just play the game22:32 Elderly people need to use Siri to do anything on their phones25:08 All viral trends are dangerous26:39 Watching Youtube videos gives your computer viruses27:49 The passcode screen is actually the keypad for dialing a phone number29:07 Selling things online is very easy and stress free30:39 My grandma loves the internet34:45 You have to like a video if the creator tells you toSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU SEECourtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/Kal ( @funkyfrogbait ) // https://www.instagram.com/funkyfrogbait/WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    36 мин.
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Underrepresented subcultures, lifestyles, identities, and creators answer assumptions about themselves.

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