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A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.
In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.
Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time!
That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in.
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The KOKO Show Delivers Another Naughty and Nostalgic No Guest Nonsense Episode
This week on The KOKO Show, the lads go free solo on another ‘No Guest Nonsense’ episode. We felt it was time to once again serve up a raw and glam-free helping of footy, fun and complete fuck-wittery. With Mr Muscles Matt Giteau joining us from the Midwestern utopia that is Chicago we had to get straight to business, whilst still treating you to a full KOKO buffet and still ensuring that the ‘Imposing Imp’ was early to bed and well rested for his big game.
Thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren, in partnership with MYER, the fellas are looking on fleek and are dripping with sumptuous style, for another installment of the always fashionable ‘Match Fit’. Plus, we give you a wall to wall ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment, breaking down what happened in the Super(b) Rugby Semi Finals, previewing the final between the Blues and the Chiefs, as well as a healthy dose of medicinal madness from Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’.
However, the fun doesn't stop there as we keep chillin’ and grillin’ with our dear friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online, throwing a couple of grassfed ‘Super Sizzlers’ on the barbie for you all to enjoy. As you all know the boys threw together a ‘Halfway Wallabies XV’ mid-way through the season and now that all the Aussie teams are out and Schmidty has his silky hands all over his cattle, we thought it was pertinent to make it official with The KOKO Show’s ‘Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’.
So throw in your earpods and crank up that sound cancellation, drown out life and just bask in the beauty that is ‘No Guest Nonsense’, then get on the Internet and buy some Polo Ralph Lauren garb and a bloody BeefEater, so we can keep making your Tuesday’s tangy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Start of the show
00:50 - Fireball toast for our 21st show
01:33 - Intro of the show
03:32 - Matt Giteau update Chicago
06:51 - Recap of weekend activities
15:39 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren
20:36 - Social plug
21:01 - Website and live show plug
22:10 - Merch update
23:13 - ‘Social Snitches’ segment
26:06 - ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment
39:53 - Super Sizzler Segment brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online
48:27 - Say goodbye to Matt Giteau
49:51 - ‘The Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’ segment
01:02:33 - ‘What’s Drewing?’ segment
01:08:49 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment
01:14:48 - The KOKO Quiz
01:21:11 - Website plug
01:22:19 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug
01:22:54 - Social Plug
01:24:38 - 21st birthday beer chug
01:25:02 - Close of the show
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
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Simon Zebo Joins The KOKO Show to Talk Footy, Retirement and Everything In Between
This week on The KOKO Show we deliver you an episode with a Royal seal of disapproval, full of finals footy, funny yarns and a sensational guest. As part of our NHL’s segment this week we bring you all the action from the Gallagher Premiership Final between the Saints and Bath, but to cap it off we bring you some serious style from the Emerald Isle. This guest is slick, quick and we are pretty sure has bever been called a dick. He can sing, he can dance and boy can he play footy, this fella is the definition of triple threat. So, please welcome the crack-up from Cork, the Baron of Blackrock and the madman from Munster, the one and only Mr Simon Zebo.
In other news, the KOKO Crew dismantles the Super(b) Rugby Quarter Finals, whilst also preparing you for the Semis, we allow Biv to get a little bee out of his bonnet in ‘What's Drewing?’ and thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline we drop you cheeky devils some ‘Super Sizzler’ action in the Rugby Roundup.
Finally and most importantly, we get the lads to spruce up, look fresh and get on the ‘Ab-Blaster 5000’ for another stylish yet svelte serving of ‘Match Fit’, brought to you by our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and in partnership with MYER.
So sit up straight and suck in your core you lazy pricks, as we dish up a Royal inspired footy feast for your eyes and ears and trust us we SPARE no one. Ladies and Gents, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Start of the show
01:05 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug
01:40 - Introduce the show
03:33 - Introduce the boys
05:28 - The KOKO Show health check and San Diego Legion update
09:43 - Match Fit Segment
15:56 - Social plug
16:51 - New website plug and update
18:16 - Social Snitches
25:35 - Rugby Roundup Segment
39:49 - What's Drewing?
41:42 - Super(b) Rugby semi-finals preview
45:22 - ‘Super Sizzler’ brought to you by BeefEater and AppliancesOnline
50:39 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Gallagher Premiership Final
54:42 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Simon Zebo introduction
57:44 - Simon Zebo on his retirement
59:32 - Simon Zebo on the Irish tax system
01:00:49 - Who got Zebo on the show?
01:01:38 - Could Zebo come out of retirement and Gits’ COSMO questions
01:04:24 - Zebo on the South Africa v Ireland debate
01:06:07 - Simon Zebo on Joe Schmidt
01:07:47 - Zebo on playing in France
01:09:24 - Zebo on Mack Hansen in Ireland
01:10:43 - Zebo on the URC semi-finals
01:12:40 - Start one, bench one and drop one
01:14:41 - The KOKO Quiz
01:24:31 - Socials and new website plug
01:25:32 - The KOKO Live Show and Polo Ralph Lauren plug
01:26:29 - Close of the show
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
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If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.
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The KOKO Show Unveils the Winner of the Much Coveted ‘Debate the Top Eight’ Title.
On this week's dose of extra KOKO content we crown the winner of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ competition.
Four weeks ago the lads laid out their predictions of the final eight teams left in the Suber(b) Rugby Playoffs and now the results are in, and not unlike an episode of The Jerry Springer show two of the boys will be told “you are not the winner”.
Through a myriad of complex algorithms and Mensa level math, our team of number crunching boffins have come to the conclusion there is only one daddy of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ title.
So sit on the edge of your futon, throw on your UGGs and chew your nails down to the quick, as we go through the results to crown The KOKO Champion.
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Ali Williams and Harry Wilson join The KOKO Show for a Raucous Rugby Roundtable
This week on The KOKO Show the lads bring you two legendary rugby guests, one from yesteryear and the other currently doing his thing in the world of footy. Our first guest that joined us live in the studio is a long streak of pelican you know what, one of the greatest Kiwi players of all time and for over ten years was a real pain in the Wallabies’ butts. He is the know-it-all from the North Island, New Zealand's lanky lineout lothario and he is the man that got bail after one too many an ale, it is the one and only Mr Ali Williams.
It has always been this show's mission statement, what is better than one big bastard? That's right, two massive bastards.
So, all the way from the Queensland Reds inner sanctum we bring you the Gunnedah Goliath, one half of the ‘Brisbane Bash Brothers’ and a man that has more try assists than hairs on his head, it is of course Mr Harry ‘the future’ Wilson.
We know what you are thinking, what else can these pricks pack into one show? Alas, not only do we shower you with wagyu grade talent, we serve up a full Rugby Roundup, a smattering of news from north of the invisible line and we preview the Super(b) Rugby Quarter-Finals.
Last, but certainly the most important, thanks to our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to us by MYER we get the lads and their sloppy rigs to hit the catwalk for another edition of our new and very dapper segment ‘Match Fit’.
So sit back and relax, slip into your favourite preppy yet sporty fit, adorn your shoulders with a glorious knit and tune into KOKO as we talk footy and shit. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
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Former English International Alex Corbisiero Sits Down with Matt Giteau for ‘Bits with Gits’.
This week The KOKO Show’s extra content comes in the form of a sit down interview between roommates.
That's right all the way from San Diego we have a new little segment entitled ‘Bits with Gits'. Matt ‘Goitan’ Giteau sits down with Former English frontrower, emerging grime rapper and one of the Legion’s assistant coaches, Mr Alex Corbisiero.
We know what you are thinking, what do a fly half and prop talk about when stuck in a studio together, just watch as we unearth the perfect odd couple. They chinwag about Corb’s career, his musical prowess, the art of scrummaging and there are some COSMO questions to round it out.
So put up your hammock, kick off your flip flops and fix yourself a spicy marg, get ready for the first, but certainly not the last installment of ‘Bits with Gits’.
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
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If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.
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Quade Cooper Dazzles The KOKO Show with his Zen Master Ways
This week on the KOKO show we are proud to announce our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren in connection with our dear friends at MYER. With the lights burning bright on the show we are now able to afford some A-grade guests, so this week we have lined up an absolute cracker. This man is one of Aussie Rugby’s most exciting players, with footwork and ball skills that leave opposing players tied up like German soft pretzels. He burst onto the scene in the mid 2000’s as the prodigy to end all prodigies, and boy he didn’t disappoint. That is right, this week we are joined by Brissy’s boxing bad boy, the quick, the quiet and the quirky, Mr Quade Cooper.
Plus, with Polo Ralph Lauren as our new sponsor we are rolling out a brand new segment called ‘Match Fit’, where we break down the boy’s looks for the show and have a deep dive into their aesthetic choices and fashion forward vibes. We also deliver all the fan favourites, as we unpack the penultimate round of the Super(b) Rugby regular season, we debrief on another disappointing Wallaroos showing, we have a ‘Social Snitches’ that turns back time and finally we give some love to our Northern Hemisphere legends after an epic Champions Cup Final.
We are the gift that can now give more, as we have a true blue chip headline sponsor to back our shenanigans, so sit back relax and ask yourself the age old question “Do you think I can rock a turtleneck sweater this winter?” It’s now time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - START OF THE SHOW
00:16 - HEADLINE SPONSOR ANNOUNCEMENT
01:19 - INTRODUCE THE BOYS
04:24 - HEALTH CHECK WITH THE BOYS
06:55 - SWOOP’S PACKING POSITANO’S PEBBLES
08:48 - DREW FLYING ON A PRIVATE JET
10:31 - SAN DIEGO LEGION UPDATE
12:38 - ‘MATCH FIT’ BROUGHT TO YOU BY POLO RALPH LAUREN
16:03 - SOCIAL SNITCHES
21:09 - RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT
24:08 - ADDING TOM WRIGHT TO THE HALFWAY WALLABIES XV
31:13 - ADDING THE JUNKYARD DOG TO THE HALFWAY WALLABIES XV
36:57 - SUPER SIZZLERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER
41:07 - WALLAROOS V BLACK FERNS DEBRIEF
43:04 - NORTHERN HEMISPHERE LEGENDS SEGMENT
52:18 - INTRODUCE QUADE COOPER
55:48 - QUADE TALKING ABOUT JAPAN AND THE SEASON JUST GONE
58:20 - QUADE ON PLAYING WITH WILL GENIA AGAIN
59:00 - QUADE ON JAPAN RUGBY GROWING THE GAME
01:02:59 - PROF ASKING QUADE ABOUT LIFE IN JAPAN AND THE ONSEN CULTURE
01:06:50 - QUADE ON HIS RUGBY FUTURE
01:07:50 - QUADE ON LEARNING TO LOVE TRAINING
01:11:33 - QUADE ON MISSING THE RWC AND WALLABIES FUTURE
01:14:07 - QUADE ON THE IMPORTANCE OF SENIOR PLAYERS IN A SQUAD
01:17:06 - WHICH YOUNG 10 WOULD QUADE PICK FOR THE WALLABIES?
01:18:24 - START ONE, BENCH ONE AND DROP ONE - THE QUADE EDITION
01:24:50 - THE KOKO QUIZ WITH QUADE COOPER
01:35:34 - QUADE ON HIS LOVE OF CLOTHES AND HIS BRAND SHOSAI
01:36:57 - PROF ASKS THE BOYS IF THEY THINK QUADE WILL BE IN THE WALLABIES
01:37:12 - POLO RALPH LAUREN PLUG
01:39:09 - FAREWELLS AND CLOSE OF THE SHOW
Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20Lauren
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Make sure you follow us on all socials:
INSTA: @kickoffskickons
TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons
YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons
TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons
If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.
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