Nice One Cyril

Simon Lipson
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A unique Spurs podcast from long-suffering fans who’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale. Match chat, mullets and musings. No tactics boards. No xG. Just decades of Spurs nostalgia and nonsense. Funny, heartfelt, and just Spursy enough to hurt.

  1. -4 дн.

    Steve Perryman Is Here! Captain, Legend.

    We're joined by absolute Spurs royalty, a man who doesn’t just know the history of this club—he practically built it. The ultimate captain, a club-record 866 appearances, and a man who lifted two FA Cups and two UEFA Cups in the lilywhite shirt: the one and only Steve Perryman. We sit down with a genuine Spurs icon to look at what true stability and leadership actually look like. And trust us, the contrast couldn't be sharper as we pivot to the circus of the modern game. Incredible insights from a legendary captain. Plus our usual cynical, therapeutic look at the beautiful, baffling world of Tottenham Hotspur, including - are we being Ezed again?, entitled young players and more daft transfer rumours. With Steve Perryman, Simon Lipson, Julie Welch & Lee Brown COYS THFC

    50 мин.

  2. 16 июн.

    Lowball Bids And Shredded Letters

    The summer football drought is here - the World Cup being merely an American advertising opportunity - and we're fretting about all things Spurs. Micky van de Ven is playing left-back to accommodate a player we don't even own yet (and might not), we somehow have eleven centre-backs on the books, and Brighton are peppering us with a passive-aggressive bid for Vuskovic. Did the THST letter go straight into Peter Charrington's shredder? Do they speak for us anyway? We banish couch-potato experts and dismal pundits to Room 101, discuss our best and worst Spurs matches and Julie offers a lyrical and moving tribute to the legendary Cliff Jones. And loads more. Analysis, irreverence, laughs, therapy. With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott & Barry Graham. COYS THFC

    59 мин.

  3. 9 июн.

    What The Hecke?

    We process the deeply conflicting news that Spurs leg-breaker-in-chief, Andy Robertson, is officially a Lilywhite. He's a nasty piece of work, but he's our nasty piece of work. Simon, Julie, Rob and Kev dive into the absolute chaos of the rumour mill, from the unconfirmed Senesi deal and the mythical Van Hecke "agreed terms," to Gary of Harlow's cognitive dissonance; Gaz, mate, if Harry Kane wants to break the PL goals record, why would he come back to Spurs? Plus, The Pedro Porro Paradox. We debate the massive perception gap surrounding Performative - why do Real Madrid and City want a man we think is bang average? We share our absolute "wrongest ever" opinions about past Spurs players, and consign hands-on-head goal celebrations to Room 101. Settle down with a cuppa - or something stronger - and dive into this week's therapy session. COYS THFC

    53 мин.

  4. 2 июн.

    Who Stays, Who Goes, Who Knows?

    No boring 'End of Season Review' here. We all suffered that nightmare. Does anyone need reminding? Instead, Simon Lipson, the luxuriantly thatched Julie Welch, and the balding duo of Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw hand out end-of-term grades from absolute shit to mediocre, and map out the impending summer chaos. Inside the Episode: The Squad Audit: Sorting the wheat from the chaff. Is Palhinha off? Will we survive Kolo Muani heading back to PSG? (Spoiler: Fuck, yes). Is Solanke good enough? Porro to City (godspeed)? Marcos Senesi, Andy Robertson.The 370-Game Injury Crisis: Digging into Spurs’ all-encompassing internal review. The pitch, the medical department, hiring a psychologist to literally cure "Spursy". Boardroom Twaddle: Vinai admits the club failed to prioritize football but claims it's Levy's fault. Time for football experts to replace the suits.Room 101: We banish those needy, automated "How did we do?" corporate feedback emails. Plus, are bald men follically challenged or superior? Important debate. Irreverence, analysis, therapy. COYS THFC

    52 мин.

  5. 26 мая

    Keir Starmer! Alyson Rudd! Piers Morgan! Our Boys Didn't Spurs It Up!

    Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Eady Hurley process the sheer, unadulterated ecstasy of Premier League safety. We break down a nerve-shredding afternoon at the Lane, Palhinha’s clutch winner and Kinský’s heroic late save. Inside the Episode: The RDZ Masterclass: How the boss played part-tactician, part-psychologist to save a sinking ship, and why the board must back him or watch him walk.The Spine: Praise for Spence playing with broken jaw, Bentancur, Palhinha, and why Kinský has surely locked down the #1 spot.The Romero Silence: Why did RDZ name-check everyone after the whistle except his captain?The Supporter Police: Why we are absolutely, unapologetically celebrating staying up (and letting Julie loose on the spiteful Alyson Rudd).Room 101: We banish the street-blocking zombies who walk and text. It’s Nice One Cyril — and we are staying up! COYS THFC

    51 мин.

  6. 20 мая

    Down To The Wire

    We break down the Chelsea fallout and examine what it means for our Premier League survival. How do we solve a problem like Richy and Muani? Will RDZ make changes for Everton? Will Solanke be back? Inside the Episode: The Romero Farce: Why are we celebrating a £250k-a-week captain for simply staying in the building? Plus, why Kevin Danso remains the man for the job.The Loan Churn: We look at the graveyard of our youth academy and ask why only Noni Madueke ever made it out alive.Room 101: We banish George Foreman-style parental narcissism to the abyss.Feet of Clay: The legendary Robbie Keane and his multinational franchise of childhood dreams. With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Lee Brown & Kev Acott COYS THFC

    52 мин.

  7. 12 мая

    Hero To Zero: Anatomy Of A Brain-Fade

    It wasn’t the Villa masterclass but, in the cold light of day, it might yet be the point that saves us. We’re diving into the manic, slightly misdirected energy of the Leeds draw, Antonin Kinsky’s physics-defying heroics, and why our frontline has the cutting edge of a butter knife. Inside the Episode: The Tel Paradox: Scores a worldie then attempts aogic-defying defensive acrobatics. The Snail and the Ghost: Richy and Muani offered as much threat as a pair of toddler’s safety scissors. We break down the dismal bluntness of a frontline that seems to be running in quicksand.Pointless Spite: A 22k-follower account wanted West Ham to win just to spite Arsenal? We discuss why prioritizing Goon hate over Premier League survival is a one-way ticket to a head-wobble.Room 101: We bin the "sacred" plastic badge on the floor and re-admit Lange and Vinai.Feet of Clay: This week it’s Edgar Davids, Gareth Bale and Lucas Moura. With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch and Lee Brown COYS THFC

    46 мин.

  8. 5 мая

    Another Win, And Other Miracles!

    We’re breaking down a surreal afternoon at Villa Park where Spurs didn't just win, we actually played football. In this episode: The Stand-outs: "Three-Lungs" Gallagher’s relentless engine, VDV’s return to godhood, and the surprising silkiness of the Bentancur-Palhinha pivot. RDZ's "Miracle" Speech: We discuss Roberto’s rallying cry to silence the "negative inner voice", avoiding medical team excuses, and how beating Villa would not be a miracle.Integrity or Insult? Was it a "lame surrender" from Villa, or are we finally seeing the brand-saving potential of players in the right positions playing with belief and confidence? Danso vs. Romero: We ask if Kevin Danso’s calm intelligence and brute strength are exactly what we need for the run-in, as opposed to the cultured chaos of Cuti.Transfer Cobblers: Sifting through the Robertson rumours; Vicario-to-Inter "agreement"; and why are we being linked with an out of contract Bournemouth player?Plus: A trip to Room 101 for Joachim Löw's nasal habits and our search for the very essence of Spurs. Next up: Leeds. If we win, dare we utter the S-word? #COYS #THFC #NiceOneCyril

    48 мин.
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A unique Spurs podcast from long-suffering fans who’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale. Match chat, mullets and musings. No tactics boards. No xG. Just decades of Spurs nostalgia and nonsense. Funny, heartfelt, and just Spursy enough to hurt.

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    Simon Lipson
  • Годы выхода
    2025 - 2026
  • Выпуски
    60
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