That's So Macaroni

Kelsey and Sarah

What happens when a history teacher with a World War II obsession teams up with a genetics nerd who works in a hospital lab? You get a show that treats untaught events, odd inventions, and overlooked people like a treasure hunt—with jokes, receipts, and plenty of curiosity. Chock full of twists and turns, Kelsey and Sarah bring history to life, with a little 'Mean Girl' energy. So put a feather in your cap doodle dandies - We're going to make "That's So Macaroni" happen!

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    Episode 5: The Flags of Texas History - Six Flags: Part 2

    Texas history can feel like a roller coaster, but every drop and turn was engineered by choices. We track how a restless republic became a U.S. state that cut its own map to protect slavery, chased Santa Fe across decades, and doubled down on cotton while starving railroads, schools, and industry. The politics around the Missouri Compromise, Polk’s annexation push, and the “balance” of free and slave states weren’t background noise—they were the blueprint that shaped who counted, and who paid. We pull apart the myths around Confederate symbols and get specific about what the flag stood for: the right to own people and turn their bodies into political power. Texas’s Civil War story isn’t just Appomattox from afar. It’s cavalry culture, German Unionists dodging conscription, Tejanos caught between armies, and the audacious New Mexico campaign that fizzled at Glorieta Pass when Union troops burned Confederate supplies and flanked their way to a strategic win. On home soil, Texas lost and retook Galveston, sent tens of thousands east, and then refused to accept the war’s end until the following year. Reconstruction brings the legal hard reset—13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments—paired with a truth we still live with: rights on paper need muscle in practice. Juneteenth is the moral pivot of the episode, the moment 250,000 people in Texas finally heard freedom spoken aloud two years late. From there, the twentieth century rewires the state: Galveston’s seawall after the deadliest U.S. storm, safer energy because of a school explosion, aviation’s first military flight in San Antonio, and the microchip at Texas Instruments that launched modern electronics. We land at Six Flags Over Texas, where themed lands once turned history into scenery. Confederate Land is gone now, but the question remains: what do flags above a gate conceal or reveal about the past beneath our feet? If you’re ready for a clear-eyed tour through annexation politics, slavery’s expansion, wartime audacity, and the innovations that followed, press play, then tell us which moment changed how you see Texas. Subscribe, share with a history-loving friend, and leave a review with the one fact you’ll be quoting all week.

    56 min
  2. 26 JAN.

    Episode 4: La Salle Got Lost, Texas Got A Theme Park - Six Flags: Part 1

    A roller coaster is fun. A border that won’t hold still is not. We open the gates at Six Flags Over Texas and walk past the turnstiles into three centuries of ambition, error, and reinvention. Arlington’s bid to rival Disneyland set the stage, but the park’s name reveals a bigger story: six regimes, six narratives, and a tangled web of claims that shaped a region long before the first ride tested its brakes. We trace Spain’s early claim and mission network, the Comanche’s leverage through trade and warfare, and France’s five-year misadventure when La Salle missed the Mississippi and accidentally rewrote future maps. Mexico’s independence arrives with abolition, fragile institutions, and colonization rules that invited settlers and conflict in equal measure. As tensions rise, the Republic of Texas is born with a constitution modeled on the U.S. South, a mounting debt problem, and a president—Sam Houston—who pursues diplomacy with Native nations and recognition abroad from France and Britain. Then the pendulum swings. Mirabeau Lamar dreams of a continental Texas, denies Native land claims, boosts the military, and burns political capital on the failed Santa Fe expedition. Raids, rivalries, and thin infrastructure expose how fragile the republic truly is. Through it all, the Comanche and Wichita are not footnotes; they are power brokers navigating trade routes, alliances, and epidemics that reshape the plains. By the time annexation looms, the flags have flown, the borders have shifted, and the myths are already hardening into memory. If you’ve ever stared at a park map and wondered what the names really mean, this is your guided tour: clear, candid, and full of the choices people made—good and bad—that led to the marquee. Listen, learn, and share with a friend who loves Texas lore, theme parks, or both. Subscribe for more sharp, story-driven dives, and leave a review to tell us which “flag” changed your mind.

    54 min
  3. 12 JAN.

    Episode 3: Battle for Top Beer - The 1893 World's Fair: Part 2

    A city blazing with electric light, a kitchen freed from endless scrubbing, and a beer crowned by a legend—this tour through the 1893 World’s Fair shows how everyday life got rewired. We kick off with the current war made simple: why Tesla’s alternating current, backed by Westinghouse, beat Edison’s direct current on safety, distance, and cost. From transformers to polyphase motors, we break down how AC scaled into real grids and how the White City spectacle wasn’t just theater—it was proof that power could reach everyone, not just a block at a time. Then we head to a backyard shed in Illinois where Josephine Cochrane designed the automatic dishwasher that actually worked. Wire racks measured to fit dishes, a flat rotating wheel, and pressurized hot water turned drudgery into a repeatable process. We unpack why early sales targeted hotels and hospitals, how home plumbing and better detergents finally unlocked mass adoption, and what this reveals about design that respects both objects and the people who use them. Finally, we crack open the Pabst Blue Ribbon story. Before the rebrand, Pabst Best Select already tied blue silk ribbons to bottles, and the fair’s national spotlight made that symbol iconic. The “America’s Best” contest came down to Pabst and Budweiser, and history muddied the verdict—one judge, one reversal, many headlines. The result? A masterclass in branding: turn a tangible cue into an identity, then scale it from pavilion to label. It’s a fun, messy reminder that technology wins on performance, products win on usability, and brands win on story. If you love smart history with a wink and want more curious deep dives, follow the show, share it with a friend, and leave a quick review—what fair-born invention do you swear by?

    53 min
  4. 12 JAN.

    Episode 2: President Garfield's Electric Finger - The 1893 World's Fair: Part 1

    A city made of light, a wheel that defied gravity, and a nation determined to outshine Paris—Chicago’s 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition had it all. We trace the World’s Fair lineage from the Crystal Palace through Paris’s Eiffel Tower to a windswept stretch of Lake Michigan where Frederick Law Olmsted and Daniel Burnham fought sand, snow, strikes, and a recession to build the White City and the Midway. Along the way, we meet the audacious engineers who birthed the Ferris wheel, the showmen who turned culture into spectacle, and the politicians whose egos powered a once-in-a-century gamble. We go behind the glamor to examine how world’s fairs defined “progress” as an industrial brand and a national story. The Midway’s “ethnological” exhibits flattened cultures into sideshows, and Frederick Douglass’s critique exposes how Black contributions were sidelined despite thousands of patents shaping American industry. We talk Sol Bloom’s catchy but corrosive songs, the absence and misrepresentation baked into the fair’s design, and the hard truth that spectacle can both inspire and distort. Yet wonder persisted: Houdini packed crowds, postcards flew across the country, and first tastes of hamburgers and soda gave everyday visitors a flavor of the future. What remains is a complicated legacy: 27 million visits in six months, the first profitable fair, and civic institutions that lasted long after the plaster peeled. Chicago proved it could build beauty, not just throughput, even as Mayor Carter Harrison’s final proud words were followed by tragedy. We hold both truths: the ingenuity that created icons like the Ferris wheel and the responsibility to credit the people and cultures that made modernity possible. If you love urban planning, design history, engineering feats, or the messy stories behind national myths, this one’s for you. Subscribe, share with a friend who loves history, and leave a review telling us what surprised you most.

    1 tim 17 min
  5. 12 JAN.

    Episode 1: Ferdy, The Bullet, And A World On Fire

    A wrong turn, a stalled engine, and a teenager with TB standing six feet from a royal carriage. That’s all it took to turn a tense summer into a century-defining war. We pull the camera back from the famous gunshots to reveal the human story and the political machinery that made Sarajevo explode. We start with Franz Ferdinand the person: an heir nobody wanted, a relentless trophy hunter, and a husband who defied court etiquette by marrying Sophie for love. Their partnership came with a cost—no rank for her, no succession for their children—and a lonely place within a brittle Habsburg court. From there we move through the Balkans’ long memory: Ottoman decline, Austro-Hungarian annexation, and the student circles where Young Bosnia mixed folk hero myths with banned ideas of democracy, socialism, and anarchism. Enter the Black Hand, built on cells and deniability under Dragutin “Apis” Dimitrijević, channeling weapons and training toward one clear goal: a Greater Serbia and South Slav unity. Assassination Day reads like tragic farce. A governor downplays risk to avoid offense. A bomb bounces off a folded car top. Expired cyanide fails. The chauffeur isn’t told the new route. The motorcade halts outside a deli, and Gavrilo Princip fires a Browning pistol—Ferdy in the neck, Sophie in the abdomen. The legend of a “sandwich assassin” came later; the real catalysts were grievance, incompetence, and an empire allergic to reform. What followed was swift and seismic: anti-Serb riots, a harsh ultimatum written in diplomatic French, Germany’s “blank check,” and alliance dominos that toppled into World War I. Along the way we challenge easy narratives. Ferdy’s own reformist leanings may have threatened hardliners, yet they couldn’t save him. Princip’s clarity about revenge collides with his regret over Sophie. And the question that lingers: was the war inevitable, or did small choices tip the world? Listen for a tour through contested archives, overlooked details, and the tangled roots of 1914. If this journey reframed what you thought you knew, follow the show, share it with a friend, and leave a review to keep the conversation going.

    1 tim 8 min
  6. TRAILER

    Trailer: Why “That’s So Macaroni” Means History With Flavor

    What happens when a history teacher with a World War II obsession teams up with a genetics nerd who works in a hospital lab? You get a show that treats untaught events, odd inventions, and overlooked people like a treasure hunt—with jokes, receipts, and plenty of curiosity. Our origin story doubles as a promise: we’ll make the past feel fresh, human, and sometimes uncomfortably real, and we’ll do it in a way that keeps you listening. We introduce the heart of our format: deep dives into wars and pivotal moments you probably never tackled in school, paired with biographies that reveal the messy, brilliant people behind breakthroughs. Expect crisp timelines, context you can actually remember, and connections between battlefield medicine, lab innovations, and cultural shifts that ripple into today. Along the way, we unpack the strange path of our title—how “macaroni” traveled from 1700s fashion slang to Yankee Doodle—and use it as a lens for how language smuggles history into everyday life. We don’t shy away from dark corners. Because our topics include war, death, and sometimes sexual assault, we add clear, timely content warnings so you can choose what to hear in detail. We also keep the humor alive without flattening the stakes, sometimes inviting a spirited “guest” via Ghost Tube to remind us that the past is crowded with voices. If explicit language is a concern, headphones are your friend. By the end, our hope is simple: you leave with at least one new fact, one sharper question, and a sense that history isn’t dusty—it’s immediate. Subscribe, share with a curious friend, and leave a quick review to help others find the show. Tell us the strangest historical rabbit hole you want us to explore next.

    4 min

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What happens when a history teacher with a World War II obsession teams up with a genetics nerd who works in a hospital lab? You get a show that treats untaught events, odd inventions, and overlooked people like a treasure hunt—with jokes, receipts, and plenty of curiosity. Chock full of twists and turns, Kelsey and Sarah bring history to life, with a little 'Mean Girl' energy. So put a feather in your cap doodle dandies - We're going to make "That's So Macaroni" happen!