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4D AGO

The Gang Accidentally Starts a Cult | Ep 69 (Audio only)

A listener wrote a song about Stroke having sex 38 times in one day and sent it in. You listened to it. All of it. That should’ve been the whole episode — but somehow, it spiraled into a half-serious campaign to let Chick-fil-A run the country, a debate over Pornhub ass-eating stats, and a book called How to Start a Cult. Next thing you know, everyone’s pitching Kool-Aid merch and Stroke is leading a sex orgy interview team in a hazmat suit. Also: funeral desecration in Florida, a Dollar Tree crime ring in Sacramento, a missing flamingo statue in Parma, a bank heist where the money was stored in a goddamn cooler, and Daniel the black guy (probably). Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Listener Kenobi wants advice on asking a girl to be his Valentine. The gang tries to help, then mocks him with rejection trauma stories and redhead slander. A Pornhub stat claiming 73% of Gen Z eats ass gets treated like it's peer-reviewed science. Ian doubts it. Mikey blames memes. Jenn considers launching a listener poll. Dammit Jess writes a song called “You F****d Me 38 Times,” inspired by Stroke’s TRT-fueled sex marathon. The lyrics include “embedded in my vagina.” It’s a moment. Parenting dilemma: kid gets a black eye during a “UFC” playdate. Jenn wants accountability. Ian wants self-defense classes. Mikey just wants less therapy bills. Daniel (self-identified “black guy”) emails in to argue DNA percentages. 👕 Grab Our Shit It won’t save your soul, but it will make you look like you sold it. 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Confess Something F****d Up Be braver than Kenobi. Drop your anonymous filth here: 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Subscribe, follow, leave a review — or we’ll send Ian to your house with a cooler full of cash and zero context. 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Join the cult.Watch the full video on Spotify or join Patreon for more: exclusive songs, bonus segments, and way too much puppet content.🎥 ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow⁠

4d ago

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1h 30m
2D AGO

The Gang Solves a Kidnapping (Probably) |Ep 70 (Audio only)

It’s 9PM somewhere. Mikey’s drinking. Jen’s computer sucks. Ian might be wanted for kidnapping someone’s grandma. Frozen iguanas are falling out of trees in Florida, Pornhub comments are more philosophical than therapy, and somehow we end up discussing whether the government should monitor your masturbation habits. Add in substitute teachers showing up drunk, Uber roofie stories, mugshot guessing games, and a brief detour into actual real-life trauma that hits harder than expected. Then we go right back to midget wrestling and deadly weapon charges. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the Shirt Before It’s Gone The “True Love Doesn’t Knock” Shirt of the Month is live. Limited run. No reprints. 🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Confess Your Sins Anonymous. Messy. Questionable life decisions encouraged. 🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Follow, subscribe, rate, review, comment, yell at us — whatever you gotta do. 🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Want the full video episode? Subscribe on spotify or join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast frozen iguanas Florida cold snap Florida man mugshots What Did They Do game Pornhub comment section Uber roofie story substitute teacher DUI preschool gun in backpack aggravated assault deadly weapon disorderly conduct riot charge failure to appear vandalism DUI crash domestic abuse trauma bonding Stockholm syndrome Super Bowl commercials Dundee Australia tourism ad Ring camera warrant Nest Google warrant government porn restriction Florida Pornhub law midget wrestling Japan vending machines used underwear live beetles weighted blanket vibrator confession water sports daddy issues pegged Ian marijuana possession 20 grams drug equipment possession

2d ago

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1h 22m
FEB 3

The Gang Gets Fingered (By Literature) | Ep 68 (Audio Only)

Jenn’s Only Hater crawled out of Spotify comments again… so we wrote him a theme song, roasted his existence, and then moved on like adults … by reading filthy romance novels to each other out loud. Butt stuff, “intimate muscles,” and finger placement breakdowns included. Jenn returns from her emo sex cruise refreshed and railed, Stroke’s bones are cracking like popcorn, Ian’s heartburn gets blamed on some extremely questionable oral history and Mikey can’t sleep without hugging a body pillow now. Meanwhile, a grandma becomes a $4K-a-month escort, a methhead steals a plane, and some lunatic in the UK legally marries her dog. This episode should come with a health warning. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear This and Lose FriendsThis month’s shirt says “True Love Doesn’t Knock” — just like your ex, the feds, or that rash that came back. Limited run. Gone February 29th.🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Got Issues? Make 'Em OursSay something anonymous, twisted, and true. We might read it on the show, or just judge you privately like normal people.🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ 🎧 Click All the ShitSub, follow, rate, review — we don’t care where, just do it. Spotify, Apple, YouTube, whatever. Make noise.🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ 🎥 Want the Video? Two Ways In.Subscribe on Spotify for the full unedited video every week — no ads, no bleeps, all the filth.Or join Patreon to get that plus bonus segments, exclusive songs, and the extra stuff we can't legally stream.🎧 Audio’s always free and everywhere: Spotify, Apple, YouTube, your mom’s Alexa.👉 https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow BookTok smut reading Jen’s Only Hater Nico puppet versions Muppet show parody DNA test results Black History Month joke emo cruise recap Devil Wears Prada fight Ian heartburn rant Tums old guy podcast Sleep paralysis pillow numb arm reading glasses aging Jen Kyle sex vacation Aftershock festival newbies Clone a Willy grandma escort story meth plane hijacker Florida Man story marriage to a dog dog bride BookTok dirty novels Spotify comments Patreon poll reader voices segment midget dick size ICP gang sign in snow podcast merch Valentine’s Day shirt True Love Doesn’t Knock Mikey puppet rant groan laugh breakdown damn problems confession smut audiobook games Mitch wrestling segment dildo rant weird podcast stuff

Feb 3

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1h 26m
JAN 29

The Gang Roasts an Award-Winning Nobody | Ep 67 (Audio only)

Jenn disappears and the show immediately loses adult supervision. What starts as random facts mutates into a live Google spiral about animal anatomy that nobody consented to. Florida shows up doing Florida things, confessions cross lines they definitely saw coming, and Rick the lawyer is forced to answer questions no law school prepared him for. Somewhere in the middle, the internet hands the gang an “award-winning” country singer whose comment section becomes the real performance. Nothing gets resolved. Several things get worse. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Grab Our ShitLimited-run shirts and other bad ideas you can wear in public:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Confess Something F****d UpSay it here. Say it anonymously. Live with it forever:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Hit follow. Lock in the subscription.Stars and comments help more than you think.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Watch the video by subscribing on Spotify.Patreon is where the extra segments and bonus content live.Songs, voicemails, and weekly extras.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

Jan 29

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1h 23m
JAN 27

The Gang Brings Back Arnie States | Ep 66

Jenn’s still gone and within minutes the show derails into emo sex cruises, hypothetical dildo merch, Craigslist freak mapping, and a brand-new life lesson that pulling your pants down is sometimes the fastest way to end a confrontation. Add in bleach-laced spaghetti, karaoke bans over ten dollars, stolen landmark flags, Walmart reality glitches, Arnie States joins the show to calmly explains how radio lawyers killed creativity while also pitching stand-up comedy about things no lawyer would ever approve. This episode wanders, spirals, overshares, and somehow still lands on abandoned mattress calendars and dick-shaped light switches. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Get tickets to see Arnie at The Boardwalk HERE 👕 Shirt of the Month One shirt. One month. Then it’s gone and you’re stuck buying the leftovers like a loser. 🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Confess Something You’d Never Say Out Loud Anonymous. Messy. Probably a bad idea. 🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Follow the show. Subscribe. Leave a comment or don’t complain when we keep ignoring you.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Not That Damn Show episode emo sex cruise karaoke ban Walmart bag incident bleach spaghetti Florida crime Craigslist freaks abandoned mattress calendar dick light switch stolen American flag Camping World karaoke licensing Arnie States stand up comedy Boardwalk May 23 radio contracts podcast freedom massage parlor arrest Florida news What Happened in Your Town Swear to God segment Stupid Products segment Patreon Spotify video Dirt Squirrel shirt

Jan 27

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1h 24m
JAN 20

The Gang Skips Stroke’s Wedding | Ep 64

Stroke’s married, Ian’s bitter, and Mikey’s rethinking friendship contracts. Jenn’s out getting one of her Ns removed (finally), so the boys spiral into poop-launching massage parlor arrests, Craigslust, and getting real about just how damn old they’ve become. Also: Copper thieves cripple Sacramento transit, nobody wants Ian at their wedding, and Reno is full of freaks. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. Jenn’s missing in action due to a mysterious medical “N removal,” and the gang immediately spirals without female supervision. A Defuniak Springs massage parlor owner weaponizes her poop to avoid arrest (actual Florida police report quote: “defecating toward the officer”). Sacramento’s Gold Line was shut down by a copper-stealing crackhead who probably netted $50 and a Subway sandwich. Haters still obsessed with the show — and Stroke drops the truth about white-label turkey brine and fake “radio products.” Craigslist Confessional: Reno's finest include piss freaks, titty milk suckers, open-relationship b*****b seekers, and a 68-year-old dom with a milking machine. Ian reveals the Florida Scale — an actual visual ranking system featuring mugshot dolphins, mullet gators, and general degeneracy. 👕 Grab Our Shirt of the Month (or Whatever Dumb Shit We Slapped on Fabric)Every month we drop a new design that disappears forever — like your dad after that "quick trip to the store."💩 Or just grab a hat. Or a hoodie. We don't care, just buy something:🧢 ⁠https://www.nottds.com/store/⁠ 💌 Got Something Rotten Festering in Your Soul?Spill your dirty little secret. Stay anonymous. Feel slightly better. Maybe.😈 Drop it here before it eats you alive:🫣 ⁠https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow⁠ Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review, and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM🎧 ⁠https://linktr.ee/nottds⁠ Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus stuff.🎥 ⁠https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

Jan 20

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1h 17m
JAN 8

The Gang Plays Guess That Gas | Ep 61

The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers. Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets. Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo. Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried. Another listener blew out two women in one night at Ms. Newby’s and wanted us to know. Grandma’s still f*****g the man who brings her dinner. This is fine. Random Facts involve LSD films, the name Alf, and other signs of societal collapse. Game of “AI Fart or Real Fart” gets wildly competitive — and weirdly wet. By the end, everyone admits: we suck. But we’re not stopping. Closing message? “Don’t kill strippers.” Because we care. Wear something that makes strangers question your mental health:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ Make us feel better about ourselves. Send your worst:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow You know the drill. Hit the buttons or eat a fart:🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds 🧢 Grab Our Shit💌 Confess Something F****d Up📲 Follow + Subscribe

Jan 8

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59 min
JAN 22

The Gang Gets DP’d | Ep 65 (Audio Only)

Stroke exposes his balls (again), Ian lays out all the lies your parents fed you, and Mikey declares war on fake work marriages. Also, we investigate the science of dick elasticity, the revenge potential of a Wendy’s cup, and why everyone on the internet needs to be tased. Jenn’s out on a cruise, but the testosterone is flowing, along with violent sex confessions, sad vape dads, and another Florida Man baptism in dumbassery. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. Stroke shares a traumatizing hotel room incident involving the “mouse on the trampoline” technique and a very unlucky housekeeper.. Ian drops 10 childhood lies that were complete horseshit, from gum myths to the b******t about the Great Wall of China being visible from space. Florida Man does donuts at a Jehovah’s Witness church on a first date. Because Florida. Mikey blows up the concept of “work wives” and goes full scorched earth on deleted texts and flirty coworkers. A teenage vape addict gets roasted harder than his mango pod. Parenting advice devolves into door removal and legalized beatdowns. Confessions include jerking it in a hospital bathroom, a panic attack mid-fake orgasm, and violent sex loyalty kink. A brawl featuring a bike, a mop, multiple shovels, and two suspiciously erect nipples takes top prize in Digital Dumpster Fire. One listener took a Wendy’s shit and turned it into ex-based bioterrorism. We salute you. The final video somehow makes us all miss our kids… until we remember they’re teenagers now and hate us. 👕 Wear RegretCop the T-Shirt of the Month and whatever other ridiculous shit we’re selling before it disappears into the void like your last three brain cells.🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Say the Quiet Part Out LoudAnonymously admit the shit you’d never say in a group chat. We’ll read it. Probably judge you. But still read it.🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Tap the damn buttons.Follow, rate, review, and subscribe wherever podcasts haven’t banned us (yet).🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds

Jan 22

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1h 20m
JAN 15

The Gang Dangles Babies | Ep 63

You ever find yourself inventing vagina breath strips and betting on poultry to shit on a number while judging prison inmates for murder and theft? No? Then you’re not living right. In this episode, we do all of that and way too much more. By the time the felon dating game hits, it’s already too late to back out. One woman’s in for burglary. Another for homicide. And we all still picked her. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Grab Our ShitPerfect for bingo, jail visits, or disappointing your dad:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ 💌 Confess Something F****d UpYou’ve done worse than us. Prove it:🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Rate, review, subscribe, like, follow, or go touch grass.🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds Want to see our faces while we shame each other publicly?🎥 Full video + exclusive extras at: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Chicken Shit Bingo prison dating game vag tacks baby cage bingo goat felon bachelorette capital murder podcast bird poop betting game swamp mermaid podcast Gooch shaving background check Pete Davidson Monsters Inc vagina mints Manzilian game Florida woman bingo winner podcast prison pen pal segment NOT That Damn Show Jenn lies Tina eliminated uncle Earl bird turd jokes bingo square 17 cop killer inmate dating segment weird podcast ideas redneck betting game podcast episode 63 podcast Florida mermaid Cajun mermaid podcast American bingo game episode poop talk podcast

Jan 15

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1h 19m
11/18/2025

NTDS LIVE! 50 Episodes of WTF

Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.”Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. A listener wrote an actual song about Ian Mikey drops the world premiere of the new Strokeified anthem, “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt” Voicemails include dreams, dunk tanks, and violent karaoke bar brawls with pool balls One listener forgot a butt plug was still in until it launched into a toilet like a gunshot Jenn reports on the Duck Guy jerking off in public during WTF News and we all feel unsafe Ian’s Top 10 List of Fast Food Items That Should Come Back is literally the worst list ever. Damn Problems include: TikTok addiction ruining marriages, discovering secret sex toys, and a serious libido mismatch Confession about a b*****b so vile it’s now banned in 17 countries The game “Like A Second Song” is absolute chaos. Buy merch that’ll get you kicked out of family events:🧢 https://www.nottds.com/store/ Send us your anonymous confessions. We won’t judge (much):🫣 https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow Like, Follow, Subscribe, Rate, Review and Comment on EVERY DAMN PLATFORM!🎧 https://linktr.ee/nottds The official weed delivery of Not That Damn Show.Use promo code DAMMIT at greenfrogdelivery.com for 20% off 🐸💨Support the people who support your high and your favorite offensive podcast. 🧠 Episode Breakdown👕 Grab Our Shit💌 Confess Something F****d Up📲 Follow + Subscribe CTA🐸 Sponsor: Green Frog Delivery Want the full video episode? Join the DPs on Patreon for exclusive content, original songs, voicemails, and bonus segments every week.🎥 https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow not that damn show live episode 50 mikey stroke jenn ian green frog delivery patreon confession tik tok wife algorithm relationship problems secret sex toy listener voicemails dunk tank karaoke fight pool balls dream sex with ian butt plug gunshot strokeified song stroke music parody you can put anything in your butt pornhub comment section wtf news duck guy florida man fast food nostalgia ian top 10 list live comments listener song drive in theater b*****b confession song guessing game live stream podcast anniversary dumb games wrong hole karaoke damn fam damn bbq dunk tank fantasy duck public masturbation buzzers confusion stroke music debut bad song guessing game tiktok addiction confession marriage issues emotional cheating weird listener dreams damn problems toilet plug launch funniest podcast moments america's loudest podcast

11/18/2025

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1h 43m

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The Gang Accidentally Starts a Cult | Ep 69 (Audio only)

The Gang Solves a Kidnapping (Probably) |Ep 70 (Audio only)

The Gang Gets Fingered (By Literature) | Ep 68 (Audio Only)

The Gang Roasts an Award-Winning Nobody | Ep 67 (Audio only)

The Gang Brings Back Arnie States | Ep 66

The Gang Skips Stroke’s Wedding | Ep 64

The Gang Plays Guess That Gas | Ep 61

The Gang Gets DP’d | Ep 65 (Audio Only)

The Gang Dangles Babies | Ep 63

NTDS LIVE! 50 Episodes of WTF

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