Not That Damn Show

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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. The Gang Buys Spirit Airlines | Ep 92

    7H AGO

    The Gang Buys Spirit Airlines | Ep 92

    The show finally has ads, which means some poor brand may now be sponsoring a conversation about balloon fetishes, dolphin crimes, and whether being “shark-f*****g rich” is the financial danger zone. Mikey’s trying to sell everyone on the uncensored Patreon while also trying to get Stroke a new liver and maybe a sponsorship from those “we totally prevent hangovers, we swear” pregame shots. Jenn gets everybody caught up on Spirit Airlines collapsing, a cartoonishly large cocaine bust, and a cruise ship virus that sounds like it came from rodent piss hell. Then “Rick In The Law” Shows up to explain contracts, viral videos, refund policies, stolen business ideas, class actions, jury duty, and why Ian should never be anyone’s lawyer unless the goal is prison with extra steps. Somehow Nickelback, Barney Spanish, Papa John’s wax face and racist pizza, and for some reason butthole mechanics make it into the official record. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you want to support Stroke’s questionable liver and our highly questionable life choices, go grab some gear and let strangers judge you in public: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret, a crime, or something you should probably only tell a therapist and definitely not four idiots with microphones? Beautiful. Drop your chaos here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Smash follow, hit subscribe, scream into a review—whatever your app lets you do, do that for us: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 If you want the uncensored video, extra shows, and all the stuff we can’t safely leave on the free feed, hit Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow not that damn show mikey stroke ian jenn america’s loudest podcast spirit airlines shut down hospice ads during filth patreon uncensored podcast dolphins rape people dolphins sluts of the ocean shark f*****g rich kristi noem husband fake boobs bike week panama city bikers great tippers thunder beach gay joke spring break shootings taylor swift hate nickelback photograph rockstar karaoke pineapple on pizza domino’s defense papa john racist pizza wax face balloon sex fetish barney lover barney hate blue cheese debate ranch connoisseur bald eagles seagull sounds organ trafficking documentary trafficked marina van zeller stroke liver problems not that damn liver stroke month class action lawsuits ai chatgpt as tool recipes with ai jury duty double summons texas listeners san antonio austin dallas houston spirit halloween plane horror airline 45000 kilos cocaine freighter spain civil guard oregon athletic club car explosion hantavirus cruise ship rodent borne virus movie theater beer bathroom idea leave a shit phrase fencing should be popular number two pencil joke viral party video consent name and likeness lawsuit lawyer rick you can sue anybody for anything

    1h 32m

  2. 5D AGO

    The Gang Gives Stroke a Psych Eval. | Ep 91

    Stroke has a liver appointment coming up, so naturally the show turns into a practice psychological evaluation led by people who should not be allowed near medical paperwork. Somehow that becomes a ride through deer murders, polar bear liver poison, gerbil erection math, Bob Ross hair fraud, and whether $100 million is worth being hunted forever by a death snail. Then the Dammits bring problems involving blackout best friends trying to kiss boyfriends and landlords knocking at 9 p.m. like every true crime podcast warning sign learned to text. By the end, there’s Costco violence, Dollar General robberies, credit card scams, ghost tapping, and the phrase “ghost dick,” because society had a good run and now this is where we are. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸   Win tickets to see Arnie States Live at The boardwalk May 23rd - https://urli.info/1u14G   👕 If you like hearing about polar bear livers and Stroke’s black-market organ journey, the least you can do is buy a damn shirt. Go abuse your wallet here: https://www.nottds.com/store/   📩 Got a story so cursed you can’t even tell your therapist? Send it to us anonymously so we can ruin your life on air. Drop your chaos here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2   ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows you like your podcasts loud, broken, and possibly unfit for court playback. All the links live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds   🎥 You want uncensored video of this disaster? Get the full show, extra bits, and our beautiful mistakes on Patreon Jump in here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow             Stroke liver transplant Mayo Clinic psychological evaluation practice test Arnie States Boardwalk ticket giveaway hashtag scab Patreon DP Black Liver song Strokeified CD No Wrong Hole NTDS Live Liver livestream GoFundMe help Stroke random facts segment deer car accidents shark attacks Chinese restaurant roadkill venison Jaws filming location Jaws 2 orchestra live score dominant female meerkats killing pups polar bear liver vitamin A toxicity Liver King masturbation causes blindness Benjamin Rush Kellogg cornflakes anti sex Bob Ross perm two headed Soviet dog erection blood three gerbils grandma porn Pornhub feed Brandy Love MILF porn star Meat Loaf Bat Out Of Hell album microplastics in semen abalone five assholes $100 million killer snail thought experiment jury duty anxiety meds racist animal shelter manager Sacramento Front Street Dollar General armed robbery Strongsville Costco shooting hero creepy landlord grill invites neighbor boundary issues drunk best friend tried to kiss boyfriend damn problems segment America’s Loudest Podcast

    1h 21m

  3. APR 28

    The Gang Decides When Men Can Cry | Ep 90

    Jenn shows up half-poisoned by Popeyes and somehow that just turns into a full forensic breakdown of every fried chicken chain from KFC to shady gas station Dodges where dudes threaten to “shoot your ass” on the phone next to the heat lamp drumsticks. Stroke gives a real update on his liver situation, which somehow turns into merch ideas, Stroke Aid, fake proposals for free dessert, and whether he should wear his graduation gown for six months.  There’s also a cocaine-covered karaoke woman, a clothespin fetish mystery, kids running into traffic, nukes, dogs dying, and a surprisingly long investigation into when men are allowed to cry.  Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Go here to win Arnie States Tickets https://rb.gy/799rqn  Vote for Ian https://shorturl.at/Jbz9Z  👕 If you want to financially enable this chaos, go buy some stupidly good merch and pretend it’s “charity.” https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret that would get you divorced, fired, or excommunicated? Beautiful, send it.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Smash the follow, hit subscribe, leave a review—basically push all the buttons the apps give you so this thing keeps existing. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 If you want uncensored video of this circus, go hit Patreon like a real degenerate with standards. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow                         not that damn show podcast popeyes food poisoning gas station chicken dodges chicken crispy crunchy chicken arnie states boardwalk comedy show ticket giveaway sacramento boardwalk rocks rocklin california patreon uncensored podcast liver transplant mayo clinic jacksonville liver failure stroke health update best dj bay county karaoke dj cocaine karaoke story table collapse coke nose cougar at the bar kids running in street bad parents apartment complex speeders near park footloose high school play teen theater playbill joke nerve surgery ankle ecoin device misdiagnosis chronic nerve pain 11 22 63 series james franco jfk assassination time travel clothespin fetish micro penis childhood punishment karaoke song requests work bitch dj rant 4 20 voicemail weed jokes eod military explosive ordnance disposal nukes mutual assured destruction cleveland browns hurricanes football men crying dead dogs nfl draft millions graduation cap and gown crying at weddings crying at green mile dog death grief

    1h 18m

  4. APR 23

    The Gang Creates Adult Make-A-Wish | Ep 89

    Ian’s gone, Jen’s digging chicken out of her teeth, and somehow that is still not the weirdest thing that happens here. Stroke opens up about serious liver issues, Mayo Clinic testing, and the kind of stress that makes everybody shut up for five whole seconds. Naturally the show copes with that information by writing a song about him getting a black man’s liver and becoming better at basketball. From there it gets right back to being deeply stupid in the most professional way possible, with dating app confessions, a possible Sacramento little person hooker investigation, Florida maniacs, pubes getting thrown at a sleeping woman on a train, and a grandma screaming about a room that smells like c*m. It’s supportive, reckless, gross, and somehow heartfelt, which is basically the only way this show knows how to function.   Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸   👕Buy some merch, support the circus, and put money into this terrible decision-making machine. https://www.nottds.com/store/   📩 Got secrets, crimes, bad decisions, or something that should’ve stayed in your Notes app? Dump it here and let us make it everybody’s problem. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2   ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the internet knows this nonsense matters. https://linktr.ee/nottds   🎥 If you want the uncensored video, the full visual disaster is on Patreon where the weird stuff gets way worse once you can actually see it. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow         not that damn show stroke liver problems mayo clinic jacksonville liver transplant black mans liver song ian missing jen chicken in her teeth patreon merch shirt of the month confessions bubba the love sponge dating apps taye money sacramento stockton boulevard eod1 cheating confession military narcissist fear and loathing in las vegas toddler skull soft spot white guy dating black woman leftist men swipe left run naked for a million target fake family emergency florida man miami restaurant picture frame 7 eleven soliciting super speeder law parking garage indecent exposure alligator story gatorland machine gun america tank america digital dump ant hill explosion dads underwear addiction popeyes fight pubes on train granny smell like peoples court hairline filter video

    1h 7m

  5. APR 21

    The Gang Plans Midget Monday | Ep 88

    This week the show gets told it’s popular enough to monetize but apparently too dangerous to trust with ad money, which honestly feels pretty on-brand. From there it somehow turns into random listeners asking the cast for cash like everybody’s secretly sitting on drug money. Then the comments roll in, Stroke finally addresses the panic about his future on the show, and Jen brings in news that includes train wrecks, Lego theft with pasta decoys, and a protest movement called Operation Dildo Blitz because civilization has clearly stopped trying. By the end, they’re giving life advice to people with terrible relationship problems and playing Craigslist games no one should ever win.   Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸   👕 Go buy a shirt before some random a*****e asks one of us to buy it for them. The damn store is right here: https://www.nottds.com/store/   📩 Got problems, bad decisions, or something sick and embarrassing rattling around in your skull? Send it in. Confess here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2   ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, and leave a review so the algorithm stops pretending trash is better than this. All the links live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds   🎥 Want the uncensored video and all the extra facial expressions that make this mess better? Hit Patreon Join here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow             Not That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast episode 88 monetization denied safety standards YouTube subscribers Patreon uncensored video random listener asking for money Venmo request pinky promise karaoke Mormon soaking domestic abuse jokes voicemails Sacramento murder suicide Parma Ohio school suicide Kill Tony WrestleMania Vegas Jeff Ross Ethan Suplee Stroke big announcement Celeste Rivas David Anthony Burke Roseville train derailment Union Pacific rail yard Lego theft Target pasta decoy Operation Dildo Blitz ICE protest damn problems female best friend cheating boyfriend Craigslist Lust San Diego man or woman maid fetish professor fantasy pegging

    1h 24m

  6. APR 16

    The Gang Becomes Top 3% | Ep 87

    We start off with the show shamelessly celebrating its top 3% status, which of course immediately turns into mocking radio hype, trying to decode whatever dumb TikTok slang “you the birthday” is, and somehow sliding straight into childhood trauma and stepdad roll call. Then Florida shows up like it always does, with a doctor yanking the wrong organ out of a guy, a drunk idiot throwing beer bottles at a three-year-old, and a minivan pervert calmly explaining he jerks off in traffic because he “gets horny sometimes.” Right when that already feels broken enough, the show gets live breaking news that Stockton Boulevard’s alleged tiny street legend Tay Money just requested into the private group, and naturally that goes exactly where you think it does. After that it’s dumb product roulette, confessions about everything from metalcore prayer pits to cuck behavior and military kills, then a Digital Dump full of titty boxing and a bat fight in a suspiciously nice neighborhood. By the end they’re arguing over whether awful parents should make a 12-year-old pay her own way to Cuba and whether a miserable old dog should be put down, so really this one covers the full emotional spectrum from stupid to extremely stupid. Welcome to the WORLD's Loudest Podcast 🌎 👕 If you made it through liver-removal Florida Man and ass crack measurements, you clearly need new clothes. Go cover your shame with our crap at: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something deeply wrong with you? Perfect, so do we. Anonymously dump your filth and brain worms here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Smash follow, subscribe, and leave a review so this top 3% monstrosity keeps growing and HR can never stop us. All the links live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 You want uncensored video, full chaos, and the stuff we can’t leave on normal platforms? Patreon’s got it, plus Spotify video when Mikey stops fighting the tech gods: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow                               top 3 percent podcast not that damn show florida man stories florida panhandle crime wrong organ removed florida doctor liver instead of spleen walmart style florida man knife kids ebike knife threat beer bottles thrown at toddler culvers drunk mooning restaurant pants down florida man masturbating in minivan horny confession rocklin contractor dick pics grandma dick print gray sweatpants ass crack length measurement butthole to top of crack complexity sponsor ass crack stats virtual backgrounds glitch filters birthday slang tiktok you the birthday huncho song kids slang old people confused naked parents childhood trauma stepdad steve stepdad mike stepdad hal dead stepdad florida military uniform stolen valor debate jamaican lesbian eating p***y rumor titty boxing viral video suburban street fight with bat christian hardcore fan moshing while praying poly bisexual male multiple partners pillow princess insult jen pillow princess week onlyfans shannon elizabeth denise richards onlyfans confession military 45 confirmed kills eod1 wife cheating cuck fantasy stupid products segment crap strap headlight fluid prank family size mattress gun coffee table clark griswold statue inflatable michael myers confessions segment ngl link patreon degenerates dammits america’s loudest podcast

    1h 30m

  7. APR 14

    The Gang Insults the Unemployed | Ep 86

    Everyone’s back, Jenn’s slightly less white, Stroke’s slightly less emotionally stable, and we’re somehow “America’s most gun-friendly show”! We go from Garth Brooks being a “f*****g murderer” to arguing whether you’d rather get teabagged on life support or hammered in the skull, which is exactly the kind of ethical debate this show is built for.  There’s an update on the school board creep telling a student “God, you’re hot” on camera, a FEMA dude who swears he teleported into a Waffle House, and a Pennsylvania genius who blew himself up with a homemade pipe bomb “to entertain guests” that never came.  We’ve got a couple original songs like “F**k You Jerry” and “Stroke and the Transformers,”.  We also take some time to ruin the lives of our Facebook followers by raining on their pathetic parades, including a girl living in a shed and a guy who thinks eating one meal a day is a personality trait.  Also, somebody put Sprite in ramen on purpose and Vince could eat corn on the cob through a chain-link fence (IYKYK) Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸. 👕 If you like being verbally abused by strangers on the internet, you’ll love doing it in our shirt of the month and new hat, you filthy freeloaders. Go hit the damn store: https://www.nottds.com/store/  📩 Got a secret you probably should tell a therapist but would rather hand to four broken radio goblins? Good. Confess your crimes, kinks, and bad decisions here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2  ⭐ If you laughed even once, you owe us a follow, a subscribe, and a psychotic five-star review—consider it emotional child support for the show. All our links are here: https://linktr.ee/nottds  🎥 If you want uncensored video, bonus chaos, and all the songs like “F**k You Jerry” before the freeloaders hear them, get your ass on Patreon—or watch the video feed on Spotify once Mikey finishes fighting the tech gods. Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow                                        Not That Damn Show f**k you Jerry song Stroke and the Transformers prisoner dating game podcast Spotify video issues Podbean move Apple Podcasts listeners Garth Brooks murderer joke Taylor Swift less like this Apple Music Jen Mexico resort family trip Mexico safety jokes credit fraud joke no one stealing your credit if it sucks Ian DVD collection VHS collector Blockbuster house Delilah radio love song dedication Delilah reading porn with Stroke Vince teeth corn on the cob through a fence Sprite in ramen clip Nebraska podcast comment Arnie show Delilah book in bathroom teleported into a Waffle House FEMA official waffle house teleport story Tennessee school board member God you’re hot student censure not fired Easter egg hunt human remains Long Beach park skull and jaw bone pink hammer hospital attack Australia brother’s ashes kangaroo fight joke pipe bomb Pennsylvania Travis Peachy black powder PVC bomb exploded in his face risking catastrophe charge tiny home cabin shed with dogs rain on your parade segment weight loss 150 pounds Facebook group brag post America’s Loudest Podcast merch hat kids shirt nottds.com Patreon uncensored video Spotify video subscribers cancel and move to Patreon Apple analytics iPhone users shout out

    1h 22m
  8. The Gang Starts A Podcast War | Ep 85 (Audio Only)

    APR 9

    The Gang Starts A Podcast War | Ep 85 (Audio Only)

    Welcome back to America’s Loudest Podcast, where we open the show literally waving guns around on camera and somehow that’s not even the most unhinged part of the hour.  We go from “I sleep next to a gun on the couch just in case” to debating poop knives like they’re a legitimate household tool.  Somewhere between declaring ourselves America’s fattest podcast, talking about poop particles on your toothbrush, and deciding whether having sex with a blow-up doll of yourself is “gay” or “gay as f**k,”… Then we slide into Florida-or-Not madness: school board creeps calling underage girls “hot,” arson over macaroni and cheese, attic meth goblins falling through ceilings, and a McDonald’s cookie heist on Easter because of course it was.  Ian drops his very biased Top 10 Power Ballads list and the digital dump serves up planes hitting cars, Walmart brawls, jet ski stupidity, and a stoned idiot driving with a traffic light stuck to his car.  Welcome to America’s Fattest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 If you’re fat, broke, or emotionally damaged, we still want your money go grab the “better than anything on the radio” shirt, the “dangit” kid shirt, and pretend your life is together. Hit the store: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret relationship, a poop knife, or a “f**k you Jerry” level grudge you’re low-key proud of? Go scream it into our anonymous void and let us judge you: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow the show, mash subscribe, and leave a review like you’re angrily commenting on your ex’s Facebook but healthier. All the links live here: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 You wanna see the guns, the faces, and the full uncensored video chaos? Hit Patreon for bonus stuff or watch the video version on Spotify like a true DP. Join here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow America’s Loudest Podcast gun friendly podcast Florida concealed carry three day waiting period podcast merch NTDS better than anything on the radio dang it shirt poop knife Reddit poop particles toothbrush bathroom books anonymous confessions podcast war Nebraska podcast little podcast in California blow up doll poll gay as f**k Patreon poll Florida or not Tennessee school board hot comment underage student castration law Louisiana Florida death penalty child crimes arson over macaroni and cheese mobile home fire attic burglar falls through ceiling Dothan Alabama dog gate self defense Missouri mac and cheese neck tattoo assault McDonald’s free cookies Easter robbery Florida Man show Florida Man HBO top 10 rock power ballads Heart Alone Journey Open Arms Foreigner I Want To Know What Love Is Aerosmith I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing Skid Row power ballad Queen Somebody To Love Prince Purple Rain Motley Crue Without You podcast confessions f**k you Jerry obituaries hate listening Walmart parking lot fight jet ski crash fail plane crashes into car drifting cone to the face Gen Z Xanax DUI traffic light stuck to car karaoke bar power ballads debate America’s fattest podcast

    1h 23m
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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