Not That Damn Show

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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

  1. The Gang Sells Pee | Ep 105

    3h ago

    The Gang Sells Pee | Ep 105

    We brought in the spouses for this episode and within five minutes we were trying to launch a diabetic pee whiskey brand called “The Sweetness” From there, things somehow got worse. We talked about the Folsom Rodeo skydiver who almost got turned into a patriotic tent stake, Mikey’s deep hatred of birthday sombreros, and whether a UPS driver throwing a box at a charging dog is self-defense or proof that humanity peaked with caller ID. The confessions went from stolen doorknobs to a fake-burned-down Disneyland to butt douching, because the internet has given anonymity to exactly the people who should not have it. The Jenn still found time to make everyone guess whether strangers were siblings or dating, which is apparently a game and also a warning label. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 👕 Buy a shirt so strangers know you make questionable entertainment choices on purpose: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret so stupid it deserves witnesses? Dump it anonymously and let us ruin it with commentary: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm stops pretending it has better taste than you: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, where you can see the spouses, the regret, and whatever faces happened during “diabetic pee whiskey”: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow not that damn show spouses lunch lady kyle mandy jen diabetic urine whiskey sweetness pretty penis folsom rodeo skydiver crash sombrero birthday el tapatio ups driver dog box dog attack ketamine confessions doorknob disneyland moist mushrooms tool aftershock shower head enema coffee enemas bukaki baby shower ian 90s list fireworks gingivitis strep penis lizard spouse sibling dating

    53 min
  2. The Gang Hates Baby Showers | Ep 104

    Jun 30

    The Gang Hates Baby Showers | Ep 104

    The whole gang is back, which means the episode immediately goes off the rails and never even pretends to recover. It starts with Patreon math, starving African podcasters, Fourth of July jello shots, and the uncomfortable realization that OnlyFans has better analytics than most businesses. Then Random Facts shows up and ruins everybody’s day with pearlfish living in sea cucumber butts, tapeworms growing 30 feet, itchy organs, sled dog mascara, and Aztec priests wearing human skin until it rotted off. Cute little family show. The Dammits also delivered. Snow White got exposed as a dwarf-house trespasser. Jesse called in about bowling (we think) and maybe peeing on a police station…. or a PlayStation. We’re not really sure. Then what’s Your Damn Problem hit us with a dying ex wanting one last weekend and a wife asking for an open marriage after her husband’s accident. WTF News brings us a pastor beating a guy’s ass, a missing giraffe, fentanyl “sugar,” and a White Claw truck crash. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the shirt before it disappears and you have to explain to strangers why you missed your chance to wear something stupid on purpose. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 C Got a secret, confession, disaster, or life choice that would make a therapist quietly close their laptop? Send it in and let us drag it through the mud lovingly. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows we’re not just yelling into a digital trash can for cardio. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, where you can see every dumb face we make while pretending this is a respectable operation. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow

    1h 21m
  3. The Gang Gets Table Jacked | Ep 103

    Jun 25

    The Gang Gets Table Jacked | Ep 103

    We took a week off, came back with three hosts, and immediately started doing math on how this show costs about 75 cents an episode, which somehow turned into us being the cheapest whores in podcasting. Mikey went to San Francisco for his birthday, saw lowrider gangsters blasting Miley Cyrus like the founding fathers intended, and somehow came home angry about some lying table-stealing breakfast goblin at Hot Off The Griddle in Rocklin CA. Then Random Thoughts went completely off the rails with beavers, claptor, golden retrievers as middle management, Hitler as a gay panda, and the question of whether ghosts are dumb for hanging out in cemeteries. Ian also ranked his 90s crushes and you’ll never guess who number was 🙄 Then the Damnits confessed to Lance Bass AOL catfishing, sauna cum vapor mythology, fake zebras, Scotland’s unicorn problem, and the kind of sex logic that makes you want to stare directly into the sun. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the shirt before we change our minds, lose interest, or get distracted by a fake zebra. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Send us your worst confession. Not your “I ate the last cookie” nonsense. We want the kind of story that makes your ancestors request a name change. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows we’re not just yelling into a haunted basement. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon because some facial reactions deserve to be witnessed like a public safety warning. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow not that damn show america’s loudest podcast mikey ian jenn damnits patreon cheap whores boardwalk freedom weekend fourth of july drinks line dancing dwight anthony san francisco pier 39 haight ashbury lowriders party in the usa miley cyrus free bird wonderwall creed karaoke birthday fathers day hot off the griddle breakfast table party of eight restaurant confrontation oysters mongolian barbecue random thoughts beavers golden retrievers middle management claptor juniors hold my beer hitler furry gay panda ghosts cemeteries skip legs cloned dick bigger tv five minute crafts nineties crushes winnie cooper alicia silverstone pink power ranger tia carrere hilary duff melissa joan hart lucy lawless christina ricci topanga lance bass aol catfish helsinki sauna girls gone wild komodo dragon reindeer narwhals zebras scotland unicorn dirt squirrel florida man waffle house batman captain america leonardo the poon wolf everything is fake and gay

    1h 12m
  4. The Gang Hates Soccer | Ep 102

    Jun 16

    The Gang Hates Soccer | Ep 102

    Ian ditched us for work, so Arnie States showed up, which immediately made the show feel like somebody handed the mic to a man banned from several Costcos. Stroke explained his Florida oyster pearl hustle like he’s running a seaside jewelry cartel, which somehow turned into “a pearl necklace from Stroke,” because this show has the maturity of a middle school locker room with Wi-Fi. Jess the song girl sent in a song about Mikey getting tea bagged …apparently this fanbase has lost all shame. Jenn showed up and explained why she was late: her kid got car sick on the way back from Santa Cruz and absolutely launched vomit all over the truck. Not a cute little kid puke either. We’re talking full projectile Exorcist situation. We breakdown why society got soft, from boneless wings to trigger warnings to people needing an app to remind them to drink water like endangered houseplants. And Jen brought back the prison dating game, where once again everyone made choices and immediately regretted being alive. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the merch so we can keep making bad decisions in better shirts. Your closet is probably already embarrassing, so fix it: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Send us your worst story, dumbest secret, or whatever little courtroom sketch your life has become. We’ll judge it lovingly and probably loudly: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review unless you enjoy watching independent podcasts slowly starve like Victorian orphans. Everything is here: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, which means you can actually see the prison dating game pictures and understand the damage in real time: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Jenn Arnie Arnie Radio Ian fill in host Boardwalk Fourth of July line dancing Santa Cruz Lost Boys Corey Feldman Billy Bob Thornton Taylor Momsen Florida Man White Claw DUI banana chips Walmart flasher lawn flasher Delta flight attendant Chick-fil-A ecstasy stolen car fast food prices Wendy’s Frosty tipping culture Listerine mild Listerine intense soft society participation trophies trigger warnings boneless wings chicken nuggets kids boredom water app life hacks safe space prison dating game inmate dating money laundering narcotic trafficking murder teabag song moist foods poop facts Jimi Hendrix Morgan Freeman Gen X millennials

    1h 50m
  5. The Gang Fights Doug The Beaver | EP 101

    Jun 11

    The Gang Fights Doug The Beaver | EP 101

    Stroke was out this episode, so we did the responsible thing and replaced him with Rick, our actual lawyer. Smart move, honestly, because this episode probably needs legal supervision. We started with a t*****s hat, then a dick hat, somehow invented “digital AIDS,” revisited the workplace phrase nobody should ever say out loud, and then took a hard turn into couples splitting bills 50/50. Joint accounts, separate accounts, who pays for dinner, who cleans the kitchen, who steals the money when everything goes sideways. Romance is beautiful, folks. Then Jenn gave us the news: China is allegedly using LinkedIn to fish for spies, a Florida grandma got arrested after falling for a fake Liam Neeson scam, Toronto has a beaver statue named Doug, and Joey Chestnut is apparently the Glizzy Guzzler now. After that, confessions got disgusting enough that Rick probably considered charging us by the hour. So here’s the question: should couples split everything 50/50, or is that fake fairness people use until somebody empties the bank account? Let us know in the comments Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy the shirt before it disappears and you’re left explaining to strangers why you refused greatness like some kind of clearance-rack civilian: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩Your secrets are disgusting and apparently unlimited. Dump them anonymously so we can read them, regret it, and keep the show spiritually unwell: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm knows we’re not just four people yelling into the void like a cursed family reunion: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Get the uncensored video on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show episode 101 America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Rick lawyer guest host fake and gay shirt t*****s hat dicks hat digital AIDS smells like vagina workplace Dick in Commodore 64 Boardwalk Fourth of July Orangevale Minneapolis podcast plays land of ten thousand lakes Daughtry mom rock Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis Glenlivet whiskey couples 50 50 debate joint bank account separate bank accounts divorce custody agreement workers comp LinkedIn spies China recruiters Liam Neeson scam Florida grandma Canadian beaver statue Doug Great Beaver Quest Joey Chestnut hot dog eating contest glizzy guzzler Impossible Foods Patreon confessions hyphenated last name God crying rain ASPD HR law sex drawer lube rusty trombone social media evidence speed cameras bridge tolls felon gun rights G******g Gavin

    1h 34m
  6. The Gang Microwaves Fish | Ep 100

    Jun 9

    The Gang Microwaves Fish | Ep 100

    Everybody’s barely here, everybody’s allegedly mad at everybody, Stroke is late, Ian has to leave, and somehow that still counts as a functioning podcast… because standards are dead. We’ve FINALLY got the June shirt of the month (Everything is Fake and Gay) Mikey is throwing a party at the Boardwalk Fourth of July weekend, Jenn starts wondering if she’s in menopause. an trying to start his new apartment life by getting rejected in a model unit like a horny real estate goblin. Listener comments somehow drag us through Japan school trips, Spanish Spotify ads, unpaid traffic tickets, and the eternal question: is a short guy’s dating problem solved by muscles and a motorcycle? Then Digital Dick of the Week becomes an actual moral crisis. One guy steals cigarettes from Wawa and leaves his wallet behind. Another guy allegedly pulls a gun on a coworker over microwaved fish. We’re not lawyers, but we are people with noses. Stroke shows up just in time to bring Florida’s finest: alligator face bites, DoorDash boners, Walmart groin shots, Disney water-glass assaults, and the phrase “molesting wildlife,” which should never exist but absolutely does. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Wear the shirt before society collapses completely. The store is live, the taste level is questionable, and that’s sort of the point: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a confession that would make your group chat call a meeting? Dump it here anonymously and let us ruin it with confidence: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so the algorithm stops treating us like a gas station bathroom with Wi-Fi: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because apparently you people need to see the damage in full resolution: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show America’s Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Everything is fake and gay shirt of the month Boardwalk Fourth of July line dancing country music jello shots menopause hot flashes Ian apartment model unit listener comments Japan school trip Spotify Spanish ads Titanic Spanish accent speeding ticket red light ticket Brazil listener map Peru listener Digital Dick of the Week Wawa cigarette thief wallet left behind microwaved fish cop Myrtle Beach dad rock Weezer Offspring Linkin Park Korn Incubus Green Day Foo Fighters Fall Out Boy Creed Blink 182 radio remote hell Florida Man sex offender pool law alligator bite Christmas Florida DoorDash driver Cocoa Beach Walmart groin gunshot Disney World sudden snatching molesting wildlife Niagara Falls video sunflower midgets office talk don’t put bananas in my butt

    1h 18m
  7. The Gang Settles the Ghosting Debate | Ep 99

    Jun 4

    The Gang Settles the Ghosting Debate | Ep 99

    This episode started with a simple relationship question and somehow ended with cousin confessions and discussions about butthole licking. The big debate: if someone ghosts you after three months, are they responsible when you completely lose your mind afterward? The jury was divided. We also discovered that Florida's most misspelled word is apparently "school," held a spelling bee for grown adults, argued about Michael Jordan vs Wayne Gretzky, and learned that some people are allergic to their own orgasms. Then Ian delivered what may be one of the greatest stories in show history: a desperate sprint through Best Buy while trying not to become permanently known as "The Best Buy Pooper." The confessions were somehow even worse with hotel squatters, cousin crushes. porta-potty enthusiasts and paid wedgies. Humanity remains undefeated. Welcome to Americas Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Your wardrobe looks weak and you know it. Fix the problem before strangers assume you're responsible for modern country radio. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got a secret that's keeping your therapist employed? Excellent. Send it to us and let the internet judge you instead. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, leave a review, and help us continue making poor life choices professionally. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video version lives on Patreon, where you can actually see the faces attached to these terrible opinions. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow ghosting dating advice ghosting debate crazy ex texting relationship advice best buy story best buy pooper penis fossil random facts kryptonite origin superman radio show tittle grammar fact orgasm allergy post orgasmic illness syndrome sardines fish facts ejaculation facts exploding trees wayne gretzky michael jordan sports debate flavor aid jim jones spelling bee misspelled words california spelling florida school spelling business spelling because spelling daughtry halestorm limp bizkit aftershock music discussion college fund family business small business inflation prison brother aggravated assault ann arbor michigan st paul minnesota confession segment porta potty confession hotel living story cousin attraction wheelchair im still standing paid wedgie confession not that damn show

    1h 21m
  8. The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98

    Jun 2

    The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98

    This episode started with Jenn disappearing before showtime and somehow got worse from there. Stroke introduced a song called Don't Put Bananas In My Butt, which immediately destroyed whatever credibility we had left. Then we stumbled onto a Florida music festival charging $34 for a turkey leg and spent the next twenty minutes trying to figure out whether that counts as theft. We also uncovered America's forgotten government cheese mountain, discussed New Jersey's weird gas-pumping laws, debated speed cameras, and learned there's apparently a luxury anti-aging cream designed specifically for your penis. No, that's not a joke. By the end of the episode we’ve talked about ringworm throats, pledge allegiance controversies, and whether Thomas Jefferson would've simply canceled America if he saw what the internet has become. If you've ever wondered what happens when three dudes start with a simple conversation and end up discussing anti-aging dick lotion, this one's for you. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Life is expensive enough. At least spend your money on something stupid you actually wanted. Grab your NTDS merch: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Done something questionable? Illegal? Weirdly impressive? Dump it in the confessional and let us judge you from a safe distance. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Help us confuse even more people across America and apparently Brazil. Follow, subscribe, and leave a review: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Want the uncensored video version with all the facial expressions that make these conversations even worse? Get Patreon access here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow This episode is sponsored by More Labs. Morning Recovery helps you bounce back after a night out, and Liquid Focus helps you get stuff done without the crash. Head to MoreLabs.com and use promo code NTDS to save 20% off. Brazil listener Rio de Janeiro daughter Washington DC school trip bananas in my butt song viral internet song Gulf Coast Jam festival prices turkey leg price gouging lemonade price festival food prices Aftershock comparison radio industry local radio Odyssey podcast Walmart Plus Upside app gas prices government speed cameras Oakland speeding tickets New Jersey gas stations daylight saving time government cheese mountain California high speed rail Prohibition war on drugs Patriot Act Cobra Effect British India cobras Florida radio midget wrestling Peter Dinklage Rosie O'Donnell facelift Christina Applegate ugly shoes ringworm throat Real Housewives gay pride flag teacher fired Brad Pitt penis cream anti aging cream luxury skincare Donald Trump The Chicks Natalie Maines festival season government waste America 250 years old

    1h 23m
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America’s Loudest Podcast. Comedy, commentary, and a weekly roast of the dumbest news on the planet 🗞 plus the bad decisions that come with being alive. Hosted by four people who absolutely should not be in charge of microphones, yet here we are. 📺 Video plus extra dumbassery: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NOTThatDamnShow/membership ⚠️ For entertainment purposes only. Relax. © NOT That Damn Show. Reposting or stealing our content without permission is illegal and will end poorly for you.

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