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The Jackie and Laurie Show

Jackie Kashian, Laurie Kilmartin, and Maximum Fun

4d ago

Always Boostin’ (#551)

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) gets a fresh wave of hate from Facebook. At first they thought she was just a woman, but after finding out she’s also a comedian, they came with renewed vigor! Meanwhile, if you invite Jackie out to eat, understand, she would like to go to a place and sit down. Like a Christian. Plus, they explore the unique position a comedy show MC has in handling bad joke rebuttals. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Kylie Vincent @kylievincenthasrisen Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/ See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
Mar 19

Staff Review With Laurie Kilmartin

Conan sits down with staff writer Laurie Kilmartin about her journey from college swimming to performing standup four nights a week, how to keep Conan entertained by his own jokes, and why writing for the Oscars is a lot like computer coding. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Jul 15

The Mighty LA (#550)

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has been nominated for 2 emmys! She has never won an Emmy before because if she did, we’d have heard about it on the show. Jackie has a desperate race to find parking for a show and decides some parking spots are illegal for a reason. Plus, did you know “produce” is just a fancy word for "vegetable"? Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Bri Rodebaugh @brirodebaugh Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
Jul 8

Ghost Issues (#549)

Welcome back to your favorite podcast for travel stories! This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her Odyssey back from New York. She’d complain, but Jet Blue gave Laurie her current closer and that’s a priceless gift. Jackie’s next show has an insane line up. We’d also like to pitch that the 4th of July should always be on a Thursday… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Megan Goetz @meggoetzmoney Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
Jul 1

Double Diamond (#548)

This week on the show the ladies dissect the way upspeak affects joke telling. Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells Jackie (@jackiekashian) that Subway has never done her wrong. They also remind comics that sometimes it is perfectly acceptable to do an impression of yourself… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Jessica Sele (@jessicasele) Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
Jun 3

Big Doormat Energy (#544)

This week's episode Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) is gonna tell you three stories at once. One story about writing against the cruel white page. Another story involves sequin dresses and “cabaret” comedy. And the last, well, the last isn't actually a story, it's just show dates... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Hayden Johnson @_hayden_johnson Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
Jun 10

JackaLorians (#545)

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) regales us with a classic story of her midwestern martyrdom. Laurie (@anylaurie16) has possibly gotten too old for situations where you have to keep using the word “technically”. They both try to remember the last name of a gentleman they know as The Good Bobby. And just when you think the podcast is done, you realize it was really done eight minutes ago… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! This is the pod. Comic of the Week: Fiona Cauleuy @fionacauley Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
09/22/2023

44 - The Past Times with Laurie Kilmartin

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and guest comedian Laurie Kilmartin Redbubble Merch See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jun 24

I Have A Warrant (#547)

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has been stomping around in the exact way she swore she would never. Meanwhile, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has some new jokes that are starting to work but are not “Hermosa Ready” yet. Plus, do you know how expensive it is to get merch made if you don’t want toddler-made Belacavas?! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Leah Renee @leahreneecomedian Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
May 27

The Bugs Are Talking (#543)

This week’s episode isn’t coming out so much as escaping! Through tech errors and spiritual erosion we still bring you the kind of inside info you can’t get anywhere else. For example, were you aware that there is an Olympics specifically for people who use steroids? Do you think that exists and Laurie Kilmartin doesn’t take a look? Plus, Jackie’s new notebook is already filling up. Notebook Tip: You want some good scratchy paper. Plus, you know you’re a comic when you know where to park. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Emily Wilson @therealemilywilson Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
02/05/2024

Episode 1509 - Laurie Kilmartin

Laurie Kilmartin can make comedy out of the darkest situations in her life, from her father’s hospice care to her mother dying of Covid to being targeted by Fox News and the right wing for making an abortion joke. The latter became the foundation for her latest special, Cis Woke Grief Slut, and Laurie talks with Marc about how comedy can survive information bubbles and the lack of a shared national dialogue. They also talk about getting to a point in their lives where it’s time to let things go. Sign up here for WTF+ to get the full show archives and weekly bonus material! https://plus.acast.com/s/wtf-with-marc-maron-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 17

I Don’t Have To Be Polite To You (#546)

Laurie (@anylaurie16) wonders why she's perceived as "vegan" despite never being one. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and her siblings each find success differently: Jackie is rich with lore, the others with loot. Plus, congratulations to those comedy connoisseurs who discover us, because we are being kept secret. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Hilary Hyatt @hilaryhyatt Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
02/09/2024

Valentine's Day (w/ Laurie Kilmartin)

Comedian Laurie Kilmartin (Conan) joins Nicole to discuss all things Valentine's Day - the gifts, their dream dates, and Nicole's regrettable Valentine's Day experience. They open up about their most regretful hookups, the time Laurie's date called her out in a YouTube comment, and Nicole's experience sleeping with a member of her audience. Write something dirty to Nicole! Submit it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on air. Follow Nicole Byer: See Nicole live! Tickets at linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Merch: podswag.com/dateme Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
08/22/2022

S3 - Ep. 37 - Laurie Kilmartin

This week, Karen and Chris welcome writer and comedian Laurie Kilmartin to chat being a hot ballbuster, Helen Mirren inspired morning workouts and more! Follow DYNAR: https://www.instagram.com/dynarpodcast/ https://twitter.com/DynarPodcast https://www.facebook.com/dynarpodcast/ Buy Merch! https://www.exactlyrightmedia.com/merch Follow Laurie Kilmartin - https://www.instagram.com/anylaurie16/ https://twitter.com/anylaurie16 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22

Class Act, Dad & Subtract, Darth Invader, Jurassic Part, Parental Pugilism, Laurie Kilmartin, Urban Legend

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May 20

Diamonds and Dust (#542)

This week on the show, the ladies, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16), discuss the unique trend of a long string of Lisas working in comedy club management nationwide. Mind. Blown. They observe the phenomenon of the “wheels guy”, the kind of guy who will tell you a story of how something got wheels, and as he tells it to you, you know none of it is true. Weird dudes. Plus, Jackie is reading a mystery with hints of the occult. To combat her fears, she is bravely choosing to skip over the scary parts... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Sophie Hughes @sophietrophies Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
Apr 15

Mommy Issues (#537)

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments not getting to enjoy the cute little city of Wilmington, Delaware. Jackie (@jackiekashian) reveals her secret to getting over jet lag. (Spoiler: It's sleeping.) Plus, there are things in this country that happen way more than voter fraud, but no one wants to have those conversations... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Jamie Pappas @jamieamaleapappas Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
07/12/2024

Laurie Kilmartin: Bad Parenting (The Andy Richter Call-In Show)

Comedian Laurie Kilmartin joins The Andy Richter Call-In Show this week to talk BAD PARENTING! In this second episode of Andy’s new weekly SiriusXM radio show, we hear stories from callers about touring crime scenes, mandatory TV auditions, ghostwriting graduation speeches, getting abandoned on the bike trail, and more. Want to call in? Fill out our Google Form at BIT.LY/CALLANDYRICHTER or dial 855-266-2604. This episode previously aired on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio (ch. 104). If you’d like to hear these episodes in advance, new episodes premiere exclusively for SiriusXM subscribers on Conan O’Brien Radio and the SiriusXM app every Wednesday at 4pm ET/1pm PT. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Apr 29

Hot New Goss (#539)

This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies are feeling nostalgic. They also explore an interesting conspiracy explaining why the American people are getting dumber. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells Jackie (@jackiekashian) about the places she'd like to live once she's ready to die...Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Brittany Lyseng @brittanythecomedian Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie
02/13/2024

Philly Jesus and the Polar Hole with Laurie Kilmartin

Laurie Kilmartin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about who tried to break the world record by building the Eiffel Tower with matchsticks and used the wrong matchsticks, a museum visitor who was injured after discovering a dot on the floor was actually a hole, Philly Jesus returns as a Lyft driver and a taxidermy polar bear stolen from a ski resort! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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