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The Jackie and Laurie Show

Jackie Kashian, Laurie Kilmartin, and Maximum Fun

6H AGO

Jackie Doesn't Watch Movies (#533)

This week on the show we get some fun stories of Laurie's night at the Oscars. But before that, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has some questions about Pandora and Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds her she is not a call center. Jackie tells us a tale from the heyday of her poor decision making. As if that wasn't enough we are also introduced to the “Think System” where you think you contacted a booker but didn't actually do it... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Amma Marfo @ammamarfo Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 3m
MAR 19 • SUBSCRIBER EARLY ACCESS

Staff Review With Laurie Kilmartin

Conan sits down with staff writer Laurie Kilmartin about her journey from college swimming to performing standup four nights a week, how to keep Conan entertained by his own jokes, and why writing for the Oscars is a lot like computer coding. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

25 min
MAR 11

Ballerette (#532)

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) answer your requests: they will live-stream making chili at a future date. Meanwhile, Jackie tries to eat dinner off mic, but when she slips, Laurie shares a story. Plus, you know it's special when people want to do your Zoom show in 2026... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Meka Mo @mekasocial Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

59 min
MAR 4

There's One Way to Love Me (#531)

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies discuss the idea of control in a live show. The ways that as a comic you have control over an audience and the way that control disappears once a set gets recorded and put online. Jackie is given the chore of looking at all the analytics on her new special. Plus, Laurie is horrified that her hair is turning “MAGA Blonde”... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Cassandra Workman @thecassieworkman Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

59 min
FEB 25

No Laundry Talk (#530)

This week on Jackie and Laurie we get some good nitty gritty stand up comedy talk. Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments never listening or reading back to all the transcripts of sets she has meticulously recorded. Jackie's act has some shaky comedy she'd like to tighten up. Plus, none of us like to see bald patches in our audience. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Rachel McCartney @rachelmcomedy Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 2m
09/22/2023

44 - The Past Times with Laurie Kilmartin

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and guest comedian Laurie Kilmartin Redbubble Merch

1h 5m
FEB 18

The Pitch Continues (#529)

This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, we get more deep lore from Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) and her pageant past. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures Laurie she has what it takes to make delicous chili. Plus, the tragedy of a comedy career is all the things you never got to say while someone else was talking... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 2m
FEB 4

Spiders Go Away! (#527)

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) apologizes that she has only recently become perfect. She and Jackie (@jackiekashian) do their best to punch up the unfunny writings of Salmon Rushdie. And, as a general note, we all make mistakes in our sex career. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Simran Rye @simrxnrye Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 2m
FEB 11

Avoiding That Guy for Decades (#528)

This week on the show, forget the comics, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) want to know what BOOKERS are in the Epstein Files. They observe the piles of vision boards that it takes to get where you need to go. Plus, with the horrors of modern world, we can now get a drones eye view of our own lives. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Rush Kazi @rushkazi Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

58 min
JAN 28

Crucifix Comic (#526)

This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) admits that her brain is full. No more info can be added. We have reached saturation. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures those accusing her of being hormonal that she does not, in fact, have hormones. Also, if you run a boutique silicone swimming cap store, please get in touch, we would like to do a comedy show on your premises... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Julia Hladkowicz @juliacomedy Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 2m
JAN 14

A Dirty Machinery Store (#524)

This week on the show, Jackie gives some great tips on how to add a chicken smell to the room where you're doing comedy. Meanwhile, Laurie is unable to ask the question “Where's Djibouti?” without giggling. If you're reading this the day it came out, check our zoom show tomorrow night. If you are listening to this anytime after that, thanks for stopping by... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Sydney Nation-Garcia @squidneynation Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

55 min
JAN 21

Leave My Porch Alone (#525)

This week the Jackie and Laurie show returns to one of it's favorite topics: Red Delicious apples. Laurie (@anylaurie16) describes what you wanna look for in a truly delicious apple experience. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie discuss the art of dressing yourself for a show and all the things that can go terribly wrong in the process. Now, if you don't mind, please allow me to storm out... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Blank Peng @blankpeng404 Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 3m
02/05/2024

Episode 1509 - Laurie Kilmartin

Laurie Kilmartin can make comedy out of the darkest situations in her life, from her father’s hospice care to her mother dying of Covid to being targeted by Fox News and the right wing for making an abortion joke. The latter became the foundation for her latest special, Cis Woke Grief Slut, and Laurie talks with Marc about how comedy can survive information bubbles and the lack of a shared national dialogue. They also talk about getting to a point in their lives where it’s time to let things go. Sign up here for WTF+ to get the full show archives and weekly bonus material! https://plus.acast.com/s/wtf-with-marc-maron-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 14m
02/09/2024

Valentine's Day (w/ Laurie Kilmartin)

Comedian Laurie Kilmartin (Conan) joins Nicole to discuss all things Valentine's Day - the gifts, their dream dates, and Nicole's regrettable Valentine's Day experience. They open up about their most regretful hookups, the time Laurie's date called her out in a YouTube comment, and Nicole's experience sleeping with a member of her audience. Write something dirty to Nicole! Submit it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on air. Follow Nicole Byer: See Nicole live! Tickets at linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Merch: podswag.com/dateme Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
08/22/2022

S3 - Ep. 37 - Laurie Kilmartin

This week, Karen and Chris welcome writer and comedian Laurie Kilmartin to chat being a hot ballbuster, Helen Mirren inspired morning workouts and more! Follow DYNAR: https://www.instagram.com/dynarpodcast/ https://twitter.com/DynarPodcast https://www.facebook.com/dynarpodcast/ Buy Merch! https://www.exactlyrightmedia.com/merch Follow Laurie Kilmartin - https://www.instagram.com/anylaurie16/ https://twitter.com/anylaurie16 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 8m
12/24/2025

Elijah Invented Congee

This week on the show, comedy never takes a holiday. Jackie does a gig so tired she is fighting her own mouth on stage to get the jokes out. Laurie is a-paul-d by the money people make from fighting influencers. There is also some discussion of which characters from Hogan's Heroes can get it. Plus, Laurie would like to remind everyone that no one listenes to CDs, not even you... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 1m
04/02/2024

The Solar Power Pilfer w/ Laurie Kilmartin

This week, comedian and writer Laurie Kilmartin joins the show to discuss Jeff Carpoff, a free-wheeling drug dealer who rose to become a millionaire by dealing in solar generators that were sold everywhere from NASCAR to Hollywood. Stay Schemin’! This episode was recorded on Tues. March 26th, 2024. Pre-Order Laci’s book “Scam Goddess: Lessons from a Life of Cons, Grifts and Schemes.” https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/laci-mosley/scam-goddess/9780762484652/?lens=running-press Check out Laurie Kilmartin’s Comedy Special Cis Woke Grief Slut: https://www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/laurie-kilmartin-cis-woke-grief-slut/ Follow on Instagram: Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspod Laci Mosley: @divalaci Laurie Kilmartin: @anylaurie16 Research by Kaelyn Brandt. SOURCES: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2023/06/dc-solar-power-ponzi-scheme-scandal/673782/ https://www.justice.gov/usao-edca/pr/dc-solar-owner-sentenced-over-11-years-prison-billion-dollar-ponzi-scheme https://robbreport.com/lifestyle/news/jeff-carpoff-fraud-solar-panels-1234842072/ https://www.wsj.com/articles/owners-of-solar-company-that-swindled-berkshire-hathaway-admit-to-running-ponzi-scheme-11579907951 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Scam Goddess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

1h 22m
05/07/2018

Joked With Reciepts

This week on the Jackie and Laurie, you gotta use every club in your bag, there is talk of boiling the frog, and you can't see comics naked. Comic of the week: Marlena Rodriguez @MarlenaRodrigz We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 2m
JAN 7

Poet Laureate (#523)

This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is coming in hot and we discuss the types of things you can only say after the 30 minute mark. Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells us of her pilgrimage to the Vatican of public swimming pools. Plus, we discuss an oft overlooked comedy skill: staying out of green room pictures with cancelled people. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel! Comic of the Week: Ava Val @avavalcomedy Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16 Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1h 3m
11/06/2017

This Is Not Precious

This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show we learn to stop depending on comics, break down new joke energy, this is a vanity project, and Jackie tells us a story about the two c words. Come see Jackie and Laurie LIVE at Flappers in Burbank November 27th! Comic of the Week: Nikki Payne @NikkiPayne Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie Become a member at maximumfun.org/join.

1 hr

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