Laurie Kilmartin

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Episodes

  1. Citizen’s Arrest (#563)

    Oct 14

    Citizen’s Arrest (#563)

    This week on the show, both Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) suggest instead of looking at a problematic joke thief, look at me! Jackie assesses the gross pairing of crypto and comedy. Plus, Laurie doesn’t make comments on men’s obsessions. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week:  Janet Mcnamara @janet.mcnamara   To support comedians being effected by the Sirius purges: https://standupforstandup.org/    Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate    Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie    Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian  See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates    See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA    Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo    Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70    Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16    Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian    Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad      Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  2. Doughy White Guys (#562)

    Oct 7

    Doughy White Guys (#562)

    This week on the show, things don’t matter anymore. Or at least that’s how it feels sometimes. Laurie (@anylaurie16) does not have enough sweat material to cover for hot stage lights. Meanwhile, Jackie tries to remember the name of Rhoda’s friend. (Spoiler: she means Julie Kavner) Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week:  Janet Mcnamara @janet.mcnamara   To support comedians being effected by the Sirius purges: https://standupforstandup.org/    Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate    Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie    Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian  See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates    See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA    Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo    Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70    Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16    Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian    Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad    Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  3. Touched by Evil (#561)

    Sep 30

    Touched by Evil (#561)

    This week on the show, the part of Laurie Kilmartin will be played by Maria Bamford. We hope this is an acceptable substitution. We apologize for any inconvenience. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Maria (@mariabamfordcomedy) discuss skimming memoirs. Maria chat about her preferences in getting paid, but is always happy to be wrong. Plus, if you want to hire Maria, she has a 12 hour day max. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week: Ruby K Setnik @rubyksetnik   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate    Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie    Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian  See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates    See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA    Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo    Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70    Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16    Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian    Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad    Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  4. Tallest Wig (#560)

    Sep 23

    Tallest Wig (#560)

    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) endured hours of clown improv to support a friend. She saw things no one should see and she couldn’t “nope” her way out of it. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) gets irate and throws around the term “You Walnut Creek b*tch!” It’s a party! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week: Jan Davidson @jandavidsonisokay   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate    Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie    Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian  See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates    See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA    Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo    Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70    Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16    Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian    Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad    Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  5. The One Where Laurie Kilmartin Laughs in the Face of Death

    Sep 9

    The One Where Laurie Kilmartin Laughs in the Face of Death

    Emmy-nominated writer and comedian Laurie Kilmartin spent 11 years making Conan O’Brien laugh, made the entire country laugh on Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central and The Late Late Show. But what did she do when her father was dying in hospice? She made herself laugh, live-tweeting the dark and absurd reality of his final days to the entire world and wrote an entire stand-up special about it. Laurie joins Holly to talk about finding the funny in grief, losing both of their parents, and all the bizarre things nobody prepares you for. This is the episode you should hear long before you think you’ll need it - because sometimes finding the funny in the most painful, inappropriate moments is exactly what gets us through them. *** SHOW SPONSOR: If you’re struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started at ⁠⁠nocd.com/EverybodyKnows⁠⁠ *** Follow Laurie on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anylaurie16/ Help us make the podcast even better by filling out our super quick Listener Survey: ⁠https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSerWndH2g94NV4vEPax23vw6P-rZNBcCjNL0QFSUihd1RCS8w/viewform Do you have a story of family secrets or darkly funny drama that you want to share? We want to hear it! Email us ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠everybodyknowspod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Support the show at our new Patreon starting at $5/month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/everybodyknowsbutme⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ And make sure you leave a rating and a review, or drop a comment below! Writer - Holly Brown Executive Producers - Jeremiah Tittle & Holly Brown Lead Producer, Editor, Music Supervisor & Sound designer - Pete Musto Associate Producer - Ilana Nevins Video Editor & Mix Engineer - Alex Musto Original Score Composer - Kyle Murdock Original Artwork - Aaron Hill Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hollybrowncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow the show ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@EverybodyKnowsButMe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  6. Why did you let me do that? (#554)

    Aug 12

    Why did you let me do that? (#554)

    This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) has returned to the states and the romance of moving to Europe is not what it once was. Turns out sitting on trains with no air condition makes her reassess some of her thoughts on American heating and cooling systems. Jackie did a show with five Armenians. And if you add up the fractions of Armenian each comic was, you actually get one full blooded Armenian. Plus, have you ever noticed that flight attendants can be very crisp people? Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week: Alison Spittle @alisonspittle    Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  7. God Made His D*ck Hard (#555)

    Aug 19

    God Made His D*ck Hard (#555)

    This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) goes to court and an eavesdropper got to hear her and some fellow comics chat about which club has the best parking. They discuss recognizing the flowery and f*cking obviously language used by ChatGPT. They poke some hole in biblical story telling. Plus, if it is a victimless crime to say someone looks like a grandma then why does Jackie (@jackiekashian) feel like a victim? Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week: Lizzy Hoo @lizzyhoo   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate    Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie    Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates    See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special "Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA    Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo    Watch Jackie’s special "Looking Back" on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70    Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16    Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian    Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad    Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  8. Snaggletooth (#556)

    Aug 26

    Snaggletooth (#556)

    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) recounts to us comedy condos where the iron is chained to the wall. Some might debate how much that iron was being used by the comics of that era. Laurie (@anylaurie16) discusses the explosion of emergency podcasts that came along with the news that Harry and Megan are moving back to England. Plus, we watch Laurie pull rank on Jackie as they discuss their father’s relationships to the Shah of Iran… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week: Michelle Shaughnessy @michellesfunny    Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  9. Always Boostin’ (#551)

    Jul 22

    Always Boostin’ (#551)

    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) gets a fresh wave of hate from Facebook. At first they thought she was just a woman, but after finding out she’s also a comedian, they came with renewed vigor! Meanwhile, if you invite Jackie out to eat, understand, she would like to go to a place and sit down. Like a Christian. Plus, they explore the unique position a comedy show MC has in handling bad joke rebuttals. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week: Kylie Vincent @kylievincenthasrisen   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/ See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  10. Compere (#553)

    Aug 5

    Compere (#553)

    This week’s episode features ALL the blood! Everybody’s mouths are bleeding and that’s not ideal when you publicly speak for a living. Laurie (@anylaurie16 recounts to Jackie (@jackiekashian) more of the highs and lows of comedy in England. She’s finding her rhythm and giving the audience the opportunity to suss her out. We also get an update on the Nigerian elevator man… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week: Josephine Lacey @JosephineLaceyComic!    Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

  11. Elevator Man (#552)

    Jul 29

    Elevator Man (#552)

    This week we go intercontinental as Jackie chats from California Laurie during her run of shows in London. Foggy London town has been both cruel and kind to Ms Laurie. She’s learned the gamet of show vibes can go from loose alt comedy shows to something that could be described as “200% More British”.  But she also gave a hot Nigerian man her whatsapp! Meanwhile, Jackie relates her own travel woes and is legitimately startled when Laurie offers sympathy. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!    Comic of the Week: Olga Koch @Kolga300   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods:  https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/ See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70 Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie