Laurie Kilmartin

Shows

Episodes

  1. Hot New Goss (#539)

    APR 29

    Hot New Goss (#539)

    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies are feeling nostalgic. They also explore an interesting conspiracy explaining why the American people are getting dumber. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells Jackie (@jackiekashian) about the places she'd like to live once she's ready to die...Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Brittany Lyseng @brittanythecomedian   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 4m
  2. C*m Cougars (#538)

    APR 22

    C*m Cougars (#538)

    This week on the show, we are into week one of the 2026 MaxFunDrive! Jackie (@jackiekashian) discusses how a recent seminar on the algorithm hurt her head. Laurie (@anylaurie16) points out that if you can surive references 4 through 8, the 9th call back will be the funniest one. Plus, next time you find yourself in Germany, greet the locals with a friendly “our shoes are the same!” Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Laura Sogar (@lauarsogar)   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad     Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 3m
  3. Mommy Issues (#537)

    APR 15

    Mommy Issues (#537)

    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments not getting to enjoy the cute little city of Wilmington, Delaware. Jackie (@jackiekashian) reveals her secret to getting over jet lag. (Spoiler: It's sleeping.) Plus, there are things in this country that happen way more than voter fraud, but no one wants to have those conversations... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Jamie Pappas @jamieamaleapappas   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 3m
  4. Jacqueline Suzanne (#536)

    APR 8

    Jacqueline Suzanne (#536)

    This week Jackie is on assignment in Berlin. You know what that means? That's right! Laura House (@imlaurahouse) is back to join Laurie (@anylaurie16) for a chat about comedy and everything else. We discuss why you should be nice to people if your name could have a cruel nickname that rhymes with your real name. Laurie, your friendly neighborhood front porch voyeur, wants you to understand this is a one way relationship. This is her house. Stop looking. Plus, what the world needs more of right now is more trumpet? Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Laura Lexx @lexxlaura   Shout out to Brian!   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad       Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 3m
  5. Jackie Doesn't Watch Movies (#533)

    MAR 18

    Jackie Doesn't Watch Movies (#533)

    This week on the show we get some fun stories of Laurie's night at the Oscars. But before that, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has some questions about Pandora and Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds her she is not a call center. Jackie tells us a tale from the heyday of her poor decision making. As if that wasn't enough we are also introduced to the “Think System” where you think you contacted a booker but didn't actually do it... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Amma Marfo @ammamarfo   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 3m
  6. No Laundry Talk (#530)

    FEB 25

    No Laundry Talk (#530)

    This week on Jackie and Laurie we get some good nitty gritty stand up comedy talk. Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments never listening or reading back to all the transcripts of sets she has meticulously recorded. Jackie's act has some shaky comedy she'd like to tighten up. Plus, none of us like to see bald patches in our audience. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Rachel McCartney @rachelmcomedy   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 2m
  7. The Pitch Continues (#529)

    FEB 18

    The Pitch Continues (#529)

    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, we get more deep lore from Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) and her pageant past. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures Laurie she has what it takes to make delicous chili. Plus, the tragedy of a comedy career is all the things you never got to say while someone else was talking... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 2m
  8. Creating Repercussions (#535)

    APR 1

    Creating Repercussions (#535)

    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) are fresh off their MaxFun Drive “How to Make Chili” bonus episode. Luckily there is still plenty more to talk about. Laurie is planning a “Big Chill Weekend” with her sister, where they can process why they turned out they way they did. We also learn that it is fundamentally impossible for Jackie to break news to Laurie because Jackie is literally the last person to know... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Kat Bird @katbirdcomedy   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1 hr
  9. Ballerette  (#532)

    MAR 11

    Ballerette (#532)

    This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) answer your requests: they will live-stream making chili at a future date. Meanwhile, Jackie tries to eat dinner off mic, but when she slips, Laurie shares a story. Plus, you know it's special when people want to do your Zoom show in 2026... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Meka Mo @mekasocial    Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    59 min
  10. The Wall Lane (#534)

    MAR 25

    The Wall Lane (#534)

    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Ms Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) defends some of the better ideas of the Catholic Church, specifically padded kneelers. Why pray with shin pain? Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is dealing with siblings attempting to correct inaccuracies in her bits. It's this kind of electrifying content that makes our patreon a bargain at $82 a year! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Helen Bauer @helenbabauer   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 1m
  11. There's One Way to Love Me (#531)

    MAR 4

    There's One Way to Love Me (#531)

    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies discuss the idea of control in a live show. The ways that as a comic you have control over an audience and the way that control disappears once a set gets recorded and put online. Jackie is given the chore of looking at all the analytics on her new special. Plus, Laurie is horrified that her hair is turning “MAGA Blonde”... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Cassandra Workman @thecassieworkman   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    59 min
  12. Avoiding That Guy for Decades (#528)

    FEB 11

    Avoiding That Guy for Decades (#528)

    This week on the show, forget the comics, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) want to know what BOOKERS are in the Epstein Files. They observe the piles of vision boards that it takes to get where you need to go. Plus, with the horrors of modern world, we can now get a drones eye view of our own lives. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Rush Kazi @rushkazi   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    58 min
  13. Spiders Go Away! (#527)

    FEB 4

    Spiders Go Away! (#527)

    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) apologizes that she has only recently become perfect. She and Jackie (@jackiekashian) do their best to punch up the unfunny writings of Salmon Rushdie. And, as a general note, we all make mistakes in our sex career. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Simran Rye @simrxnrye   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad     Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 2m
  14. Room of Requirement (#488)

    05/07/2025

    Room of Requirement (#488)

    This week on the show, Jackie would like you to know it is a bad bet to think she is in her twilight years. Laurie tells us about her brief glimpse of secret parking lots of the stars. Plus, if you're worried about your prom outfit, don't. You're an iconoclast. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!   Comic of the Week: Fern Brady (@fernfrombathgate)   Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate   Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie   Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian   See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates   See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch ’Lauries special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on YouTube:https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA   Watch Laurie's special “Cis Woke Grief ”Slut on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo   Watch ’Jackies special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70   Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16   Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian   Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad     Thanks to everyone who participated in this year's MaxFunDrive! Still want to get in on the action? Follow this link to support this show (and get in on our limited-time keychain sale to benefit the Center for Constitutional Rights): https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

    1h 1m