Will Mellor

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  1. Midlife MOT - Numan Bonus Episode

    DEC 15

    Midlife MOT - Numan Bonus Episode

    We’re back with a bonus episode! Numan’s Dr Dave joins us to chat about all things men’s health and tackles your listener questions. We look at why Midlife MOTs are so important and how they can help to increase your quality of life. We cover Fatigue, Diet, Vitamin B12, BMI, Belly Fat, E.D, Checking your Balls, Prostate Exams and Hair Loss. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  2. I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!

    DEC 8

    I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!

    Merry Xmas everyone and we’re getting into the festive spirit on this episode as we chat favourite Xmas songs and Films. Plus A.I, Robots, ‘Americanisms’, Ear Wax and would you like to look up your ring piece if you could?  This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min
  3. Are you a Psychopath?

    DEC 1

    Are you a Psychopath?

    For absolutely no apparent reason we decided to take a Psychopathy Test on this week’s pod and it threw up some interesting results! Plus shaving your nuts, bingeing TV, losing your hair and the extraordinary life of Charlie Sheen. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 min
  4. Sex, Surveys and Several Layers.

    DEC 3

    Sex, Surveys and Several Layers.

    ‘Behave!’, ‘I’m not having that’ and ‘That’s bollocks’. Just some of Ralf’s reactions to this week’s ‘What Will William Tell’.  This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    14 min
  5. Pints or Tugs?

    DEC 5

    Pints or Tugs?

    There’s a lot to get through in this week’s ’Swift Half’. Lookalikes, Crocodile Bollocks, Strictly, Mistaken Identity and have you had more Pints or Tugs? This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    12 min
  6. Invisible for the Day.

    DEC 12

    Invisible for the Day.

    Our Final ‘Swift Half’ of the Year and we’ve got more of your questions - thanks to everyone who’s emailed and messaged us during 2025. As always a wide range of stuff including what would you do if you could be invisible for the day, have you ever rejected a role and what dog would you like to be? Merry Xmas People! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    14 min
  7. Life in 200 Years Time.

    NOV 3

    Life in 200 Years Time.

    What will life be like in 200 years time and what will people of the future think about how we lived our lives in the 21st century? We got out our Crystal Balls to take a look at life in the future and it inevitably resulted in a chat about Sex Robots. Plus Will tries some mind reading and Ray Mears v Bear Grylls. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min
  8. The Dancing Plague

    NOV 26

    The Dancing Plague

    OK, bear with us with this one. As you know Will like’s to come up with amazing facts for his ‘What Will William Tell’ and this week’s he’s come up with an absolute cracker. Ever heard of the ‘Dancing Plague of 1518’? No nor us, until now! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re on Tour in November, all the details at  https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    14 min
  9. Little White Lies

    OCT 27

    Little White Lies

    Will has an extraordinary tale from his school days about how those little white lies can spiral completely out of control. Plus we warm up for our Tour with some ‘Would you rather’ questions, Dr Dave from Numan.com is back to discuss another health issue, some more listener questions and find out why Will would ’stick spoons all over me’. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min
  10. Slow Down, you D!ck!

    OCT 6

    Slow Down, you D!ck!

    We're back and the chat goes from Contentment, to kidnapping rally drivers, (allegedly) via bad accents, we find out that Will's about to die, and all sorts! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.  Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min
  11. Our last day on Earth.

    NOV 7

    Our last day on Earth.

    Time for some more listener questions and on this week’s 'Swift Half' we somehow go from our favourite flavour of crisps to Will trying to find his G-Spot up his arse! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    16 min
  12. Will’s Christmas Crackers.

    DEC 10

    Will’s Christmas Crackers.

    We love Christmas so for this ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has discovered some ‘Festive Facts’ - including why do we have a Xmas Tree, who banned Xmas and which carol has nothing to do with Xmas,  This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    11 min
  13. Were the Moon Landings Faked?

    NOV 24

    Were the Moon Landings Faked?

    According to Will the Moon Landings never happened - it was all fake! So this week we are joined by @SciManDan in attempt to try and convince Will that Apollo 11 really did happen, Neil Armstrong really did walk on the moon and it wasn’t part of some conspiracy.  This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re on Tour in November, all the details at: https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min
  14. Relationship Advice.... S5 E4

    FEB 17

    Relationship Advice.... S5 E4

    Strap yourself in as we give you the relationship advice you never knew you needed! Plus Valentines Day, Parents finding your Porn stash and other embarrassing moments. Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details. 🎙️ live on a Monday, 🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds 🍺 live on a Friday, 📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube! Follow Us On Social Media At: https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPintsPod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
  15. I wasn’t expecting that.

    NOV 28

    I wasn’t expecting that.

    More listener questions and this episode went down a route no-one was expecting. Something a bit different, genuine and honest.  This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min
  16. Friendship, Families and F*cking Brad Pitt.

    OCT 10

    Friendship, Families and F*cking Brad Pitt.

    More of your questions, some of which took us on a turn we really didn’t expect…….from weird families to Thelma and Louise! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.  Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    11 min
  17. FOUR INCHES?!

    SEP 29

    FOUR INCHES?!

    This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.    For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. As usual a very wide range of topics on this week’s episode….Dick Pics, Ibiza Boss, more on Will’s balls, shocking documentaries and why Ralf wasn’t a fan of Will’s new hairstyle.  Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November,  all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.  Remember.. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
  18. Ghosts and UFOs.

    NOV 21

    Ghosts and UFOs.

    ‘Hello People!’ Time for some more listener questions for your Friday Swift Half. We cover UFOs, Ghosts, losing your voice, pressure and what was our favourite episode of ’Two Pints...' This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Get £84 off your first month of a Numan weight loss programme, head to Numan.com to start your consultation. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at  https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    14 min
  19. Technology, Teeth and Taste Tests.

    NOV 17

    Technology, Teeth and Taste Tests.

    Battles with Technology, Teeth problems and Ralf surprises Will with some unusual snack options - how did they go down??!!? Plus hanging out with Anakin Skywalker and Dr Dave is back.  This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Get £84 off your first month of a Numan weight loss programme, head to Numan.com to start your consultation. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at  https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  20. Weird Museums

    NOV 19

    Weird Museums

    A bit of culture for you on this week’s ‘What Will William Tell’ as Will takes us on a virtual tour of some of the World’s weirdest museums.  This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Get £84 off your first month of a Numan weight loss programme, head to Numan.com to start your consultation. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at  https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    9 min
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