Will Mellor — Apple Podcasts

The Two Pints Podcast!

The Two Pints Podcast!

Will & Ralf

-3 ДН.

Spies, Surprises and Sean Penn

Now ‘Dry January' has been and gone we’re back into the swing of things with the usual Podcast on Monday, ‘What Will William Tell’ on Wednesday and a ’Swift Half’ to get you ready for the weekend on Friday. This week it’s the usual ridiculous mix of topics including, Spies, Windmilling, breakdancing, xylophones, Valentines Day, Sean Penn and Ralf unearths something very surprising from 2004. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

38 мин.
2 ФЕВР.

I need your Prayers.

Ok, confession time. We (well the Producer) got our dates wrong and this is the last of our ‘Dry January’ episodes in….er….February! Anyway, on this week’s Episode we delve into the scary world of A.I, get shocked about how long we spend on the phone, Ralf reveals a secret and Will decided to record the whole thing while drinking an energy drink…so that might explain why he’s so hyper! Normal service resumes next week the return of ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 мин.
26 ЯНВ.

What the Hell do those Notes mean??!!

Now this might come as a surprise to many of you but we do actually do prep for this podcast, however in this episode it became very clear that some people’s prep is better than others….isn't that right Ralf??!!! We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Enjoy! Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 мин.
19 ЯНВ.

Windmilling at Wembley

Ralf is still looking like he lives in a cardboard box but receives a welcome kick up the arse. While Will is wired and ready to take on 2026 with a whole list of ambitions and dreams. Inspired by the fact he’s soon going to hit the big 5-0 he’s drawn up a ‘wish list’ of things he’s going to do in 2026…..and it’s fair to say some are more achievable than others! We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Great to be back. Enjoy! Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 мин.
12 ЯНВ.

That was 2025!

We thought we’d ease ourselves into 2026 with a few shorter pods for January - just to let us get back into the swing of things and also because Ralf has been so switched off over Xmas he looks like he’s not washed for a month! Hopefully he’ll sort out his hair, beard, and personal hygiene soon. In the meantime let’s have a look back at 2025 and its highlights! We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Great to be back. Enjoy! Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 мин.
17.11.2025

Technology, Teeth and Taste Tests.

Battles with Technology, Teeth problems and Ralf surprises Will with some unusual snack options - how did they go down??!!? Plus hanging out with Anakin Skywalker and Dr Dave is back. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Get £84 off your first month of a Numan weight loss programme, head to Numan.com to start your consultation. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

57 мин.
08.12.2025

I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!

Merry Xmas everyone and we’re getting into the festive spirit on this episode as we chat favourite Xmas songs and Films. Plus A.I, Robots, ‘Americanisms’, Ear Wax and would you like to look up your ring piece if you could? This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

47 мин.
14.11.2025

Upstairs Today, Downstairs Tomorrow.

More listener questions, including if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex what's the first thing you'd do? Plus the ’Tea and Toast’ debate rages on. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 мин.
15.12.2025

Midlife MOT - Numan Bonus Episode

We’re back with a bonus episode! Numan’s Dr Dave joins us to chat about all things men’s health and tackles your listener questions. We look at why Midlife MOTs are so important and how they can help to increase your quality of life. We cover Fatigue, Diet, Vitamin B12, BMI, Belly Fat, E.D, Checking your Balls, Prostate Exams and Hair Loss. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 мин.
29.09.2025

FOUR INCHES?!

This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. As usual a very wide range of topics on this week’s episode….Dick Pics, Ibiza Boss, more on Will’s balls, shocking documentaries and why Ralf wasn’t a fan of Will’s new hairstyle. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Remember.. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

35 мин.
17.10.2025

What’s the Weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?

Strap yourself in dear listener because on this week’s Swift Half we delve into our Internet search history. You won’t be surprised to hear that some VERY interesting things come up! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 мин.
05.12.2025

Pints or Tugs?

There’s a lot to get through in this week’s ’Swift Half’. Lookalikes, Crocodile Bollocks, Strictly, Mistaken Identity and have you had more Pints or Tugs? This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 мин.
26.04.2020

1. Those were the days...

Will & Ralf get together for the first time in ages and take a trip down memory lane over a couple of pints. Join them as they chat through their favourite memories while making their cult (with an L) TV show in the early naughties. (For legal purposes our lovely lawyers want us to point out this podcast is in no way related to a former BBC TV show of a similar name.) Thanks for listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 ч. 33 мин.
01.12.2025

Are you a Psychopath?

For absolutely no apparent reason we decided to take a Psychopathy Test on this week’s pod and it threw up some interesting results! Plus shaving your nuts, bingeing TV, losing your hair and the extraordinary life of Charlie Sheen. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

39 мин.
03.12.2025

Sex, Surveys and Several Layers.

‘Behave!’, ‘I’m not having that’ and ‘That’s bollocks’. Just some of Ralf’s reactions to this week’s ‘What Will William Tell’. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 мин.
28.11.2025

I wasn’t expecting that.

More listener questions and this episode went down a route no-one was expecting. Something a bit different, genuine and honest. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 мин.
24.11.2025

Were the Moon Landings Faked?

According to Will the Moon Landings never happened - it was all fake! So this week we are joined by @SciManDan in attempt to try and convince Will that Apollo 11 really did happen, Neil Armstrong really did walk on the moon and it wasn’t part of some conspiracy. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re on Tour in November, all the details at: https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

50 мин.
12.12.2025

Invisible for the Day.

Our Final ‘Swift Half’ of the Year and we’ve got more of your questions - thanks to everyone who’s emailed and messaged us during 2025. As always a wide range of stuff including what would you do if you could be invisible for the day, have you ever rejected a role and what dog would you like to be? Merry Xmas People! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 мин.
26.09.2025

Regrets….I’ve had a few.

This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test test to check your levels. Use the code TWOPINTS60 for your discount. Happy Friday! And on this week’s ’Swift Half’ Will and Ralf answer questions from listeners…...well actually only one question as everything got a bit deep and meaningful. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Main episode drops on a Monday and you can watch us on Youtube. We have a nice new set, so give us a watch. ‘What Will William Tell ’is your midweek pick me up available from Wednesday And get ready for the weekend with a ‘Swift Half on Friday W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 мин.
10.12.2025

Will’s Christmas Crackers.

We love Christmas so for this ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has discovered some ‘Festive Facts’ - including why do we have a Xmas Tree, who banned Xmas and which carol has nothing to do with Xmas, This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 мин.

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