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The Two Pints Podcast!

The Two Pints Podcast!

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HÁ 1 DIA

A Hotel on the Moon: What Will William Tell?

Fancy a Trip to the Moon or a Holiday on Mars? On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has been investigating ’Space Tourism’ and it’s fair to say Ralf is a tad sceptical. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13min
HÁ 3 DIAS

Vabbing and Scrabbing.

This week we find out about the strange world of ’natural perfumes’ - let’s just call it that to be safe! Plus a visit to the world’s most expensive restaurant, Wet Dreams and the genius of …er….Arseholes! Also can we remember what we were doing back in 2016? Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

41min
HÁ 6 DIAS

Advice for your Younger Self: A Swift Half

It’s time for a ’Swift Half’ which means it must be Friday!! More listener questions including what advice would you give to your younger self and do you have a secret talent? Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15min
16 DE FEV.

Sliding Doors

A bit of a deep one this week as we chat about ’Sliding Doors Moments’ - you know, those times when you realise that life can go in two different directions and you ask yourself ‘What if….?’ Plus dodgy impressions, Talent Shows, made up stories and Will looks back at his musical career. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

37min
9 DE FEV.

Spies, Surprises and Sean Penn

Now ‘Dry January' has been and gone we’re back into the swing of things with the usual Podcast on Monday, ‘What Will William Tell’ on Wednesday and a ’Swift Half’ to get you ready for the weekend on Friday. This week it’s the usual ridiculous mix of topics including, Spies, Windmilling, breakdancing, xylophones, Valentines Day, Sean Penn and Ralf unearths something very surprising from 2004. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

38min
18 DE FEV.

The Worst Year to be Alive - What Will William Tell?

What was the Worst Year to be Alive? Will has been digging around the history books and he thinks he’s come up with the answer. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12min
13 DE FEV.

Pet Peeves: A Swift Half

It’s Friday! So that means it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ to get us ready for the Weekend. This week we’re answering some more of your listener questions, thanks for sending them in,…..but what question prompted Ralf to answer ‘Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford and Jenna Jameson’? Have a great weekend - back on Monday. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.com Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14min
11 DE FEV.

Face Farts - What Will William Tell?

'What Will William Tell?’ is back for 2026 and Will has been searching the internet for more weird and wonderful stories and facts. This week a very strange story centred around ‘Farts’ - so perfect material for the pod! Don't forget we’re here for you all week….. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11min
19 DE JAN.

Windmilling at Wembley

Ralf is still looking like he lives in a cardboard box but receives a welcome kick up the arse. While Will is wired and ready to take on 2026 with a whole list of ambitions and dreams. Inspired by the fact he’s soon going to hit the big 5-0 he’s drawn up a ‘wish list’ of things he’s going to do in 2026…..and it’s fair to say some are more achievable than others! We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Great to be back. Enjoy! Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24min
01/12/2025

Are you a Psychopath?

For absolutely no apparent reason we decided to take a Psychopathy Test on this week’s pod and it threw up some interesting results! Plus shaving your nuts, bingeing TV, losing your hair and the extraordinary life of Charlie Sheen. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

39min
26 DE JAN.

What the Hell do those Notes mean??!!

Now this might come as a surprise to many of you but we do actually do prep for this podcast, however in this episode it became very clear that some people’s prep is better than others….isn't that right Ralf??!!! We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Enjoy! Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27min
2 DE FEV.

I need your Prayers.

Ok, confession time. We (well the Producer) got our dates wrong and this is the last of our ‘Dry January’ episodes in….er….February! Anyway, on this week’s Episode we delve into the scary world of A.I, get shocked about how long we spend on the phone, Ralf reveals a secret and Will decided to record the whole thing while drinking an energy drink…so that might explain why he’s so hyper! Normal service resumes next week the return of ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30min
21/11/2025

Ghosts and UFOs.

‘Hello People!’ Time for some more listener questions for your Friday Swift Half. We cover UFOs, Ghosts, losing your voice, pressure and what was our favourite episode of ’Two Pints...' This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Get £84 off your first month of a Numan weight loss programme, head to Numan.com to start your consultation. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14min
12 DE JAN.

That was 2025!

We thought we’d ease ourselves into 2026 with a few shorter pods for January - just to let us get back into the swing of things and also because Ralf has been so switched off over Xmas he looks like he’s not washed for a month! Hopefully he’ll sort out his hair, beard, and personal hygiene soon. In the meantime let’s have a look back at 2025 and its highlights! We’ll be back to normal in February with ‘What Will William Tell’ and ‘A Swift Half’ returning. Great to be back. Enjoy! Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31min
03/12/2025

Sex, Surveys and Several Layers.

‘Behave!’, ‘I’m not having that’ and ‘That’s bollocks’. Just some of Ralf’s reactions to this week’s ‘What Will William Tell’. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14min
05/12/2025

Pints or Tugs?

There’s a lot to get through in this week’s ’Swift Half’. Lookalikes, Crocodile Bollocks, Strictly, Mistaken Identity and have you had more Pints or Tugs? This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12min
10/12/2025

Will’s Christmas Crackers.

We love Christmas so for this ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has discovered some ‘Festive Facts’ - including why do we have a Xmas Tree, who banned Xmas and which carol has nothing to do with Xmas, This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11min
22/10/2025

Vibrators, Love Chairs and The King of France.

More amazing facts from Will and on this week’s ‘What will William tell’? we somehow manage to go from Chainsaws to the World's Tallest Couple via Vibrators and Love Chairs! This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12min
24/11/2025

Were the Moon Landings Faked?

According to Will the Moon Landings never happened - it was all fake! So this week we are joined by @SciManDan in attempt to try and convince Will that Apollo 11 really did happen, Neil Armstrong really did walk on the moon and it wasn’t part of some conspiracy. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Don’t forget we’re on Tour in November, all the details at: https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

50min
08/12/2025

I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!

Merry Xmas everyone and we’re getting into the festive spirit on this episode as we chat favourite Xmas songs and Films. Plus A.I, Robots, ‘Americanisms’, Ear Wax and would you like to look up your ring piece if you could? This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. This Episode is sponsored by Beerwulf - head over to beerwulf.com to order your BLADE home draught Starter Pack with £100 off today. Plus, get free delivery and returns within 30 days of purchase. Offer valid from 3 November until 31 December 2025 Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

47min

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