Bill Burr

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  1. The Magic Bullet Theory of the NFL

    1d ago

    The Magic Bullet Theory of the NFL

    Bill and Paul are both .500 through 5 games.  This week they discuss Digger and how short a 52 yarder is.

  2. Bill Burr In Studio, CFB With Brandon Walker, Bills Beat Rams In A Thriller, Playoff Baseball + Guys On Chicks

    4d ago

    Bill Burr In Studio, CFB With Brandon Walker, Bills Beat Rams In A Thriller, Playoff Baseball + Guys On Chicks

    The Championship Series are going and the Guardians steal 1 in Tampa after losing Game 2. Brewers up 2-0 on the Dodgers and LA is in trouble. Hank has some golf call outs (00:00:00-00:24:28). Monday Night Football delivered as the Bills outlast the Rams and the Rams special teams continue to sink them after McVay stopped getting aggressive at the end of the game (00:24:28-00:47:12). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:47:12-01:18:11). Brandon Walker joins the show to talk CFB, what's wrong with Texas, Oregon's failure of a season, is the SEC Good or do they just keep beating each other, who wins the Big 12 and more (01:18:11-01:56:29). Bill Burr joins us in studio to catch up with the guys, talk about his new movie The Social Reckoning, sports things that are pissing him off, mushrooms and more (01:56:29-02:45:01). We finish with guys on chicks You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

  3. Colonoscopies, Social Media Crimes, Reading Slow | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-15-26

    2d ago

    Colonoscopies, Social Media Crimes, Reading Slow | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-15-26

    Bill rambles about colonoscopies, social media crimes, and reading slow. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (36:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-15-18 - Bill rambles about the NFL, epic sports bar guy, and afternoon delights. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Wilco - Heavy Metal Drummer Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save. Trees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.Trees.com FreshBooks: Right now, my listeners can get FreshBooks for less than $3 a month for your first four months — that's 90% off at www.FreshBooks.com/Podcast CashApp: Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/lcfm4iwf #CashAppPod.  Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement), Sutton debit flex card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-sutton), and Bancorp debit flex card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-bancorp). Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Parents and legal guardians can open a sponsored account for teens 13-17. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  4. NFL, Spanish Flu, Breath Work | Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-26

    5d ago

    NFL, Spanish Flu, Breath Work | Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-26

    Bill rambles about the NFL, the Spanish Flu, and breath work. Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save. Trees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their purchase when using the code BURR at checkout at http://www.Trees.com FreshBooks: Right now, my listeners can get FreshBooks for less than $3 a month for your first four months — that's 90% off at www.FreshBooks.com/Podcast CashApp: Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/lcfm4iwf #CashAppPod.  Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement), Sutton debit flex card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-sutton), and Bancorp debit flex card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-bancorp). Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Parents and legal guardians can open a sponsored account for teens 13-17. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  5. Celebrating Nothing, Sleep Records, Talk Show Hosts | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-8-26

    Oct 8

    Celebrating Nothing, Sleep Records, Talk Show Hosts | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-8-26

    Bill rambles about celebrating nothing, sleep records, and talk show hosts. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-8-18 - Bill rambles about the Red Sox, phone calls, and erectile dysfunction. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Coconut Grove Hims: Visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR for a personalized plan—for sex, hair, weight loss and more Squarespace: Head to squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a domain Quo: Try Gusto today at gusto.com/BURR, and get three months free when you run your first payroll See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  6. 'The Social Reckoning', the Blitzkrieg, Private Equity | Monday Morning Podcast 10-5-26

    Oct 6

    'The Social Reckoning', the Blitzkrieg, Private Equity | Monday Morning Podcast 10-5-26

    Bill rambles about 'The Social Reckoning', the Blitzkrieg, and private equity groups. SimpliSafe: Save 60% off w/professional monitoring when you visit http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Hims: Visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR for a personalized plan—for sex, hair, weight loss and more Squarespace: Head to squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a domain Quo: Try Gusto today at gusto.com/BURR, and get three months free when you run your first payroll See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  7. Nimesh Patel | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-1-26

    Oct 1

    Nimesh Patel | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-1-26

    Bill rambles with Nimesh Patel about his new special 'BUY THE DIP', Asian cities, and Indian food. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:04:14) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-1-26 - Bill rambles about the Forum, helicopter stunts, and going with your gut. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Pearl Jam - Amongst The Waves Truewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com/BURR with code BURR Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  8. Champagne Goggles

    Oct 8

    Champagne Goggles

    Bill & Paul are back are back to discuss egregious celebrations and a record breaking high school career.

  9. Mid-West Fans, Withdrawal Dreams, Youth Sports Corruption | Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-26

    Sep 28

    Mid-West Fans, Withdrawal Dreams, Youth Sports Corruption | Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-26

    Bill rambles about mid-west sports fans, withdrawal dreams, and youth sports corruption. Truewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com/BURR with code BURR Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  10. Scott Ian | Thursday Afternoon Podcast 9-24-26

    Sep 24

    Scott Ian | Thursday Afternoon Podcast 9-24-26

    Bill rambles with Scott Ian about Anthrax's new album, forming the band, and Scott's experience playing a zombie. Cursum Perficio is available now on cd, vinyl, and streamimg. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (54:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-24-18 - Bill rambles about Frankie Valli, delivering papers, and hacking. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Anthrax - Everyone's Got A Plan FreshBooks: Get 90% off - under $3 a month for four months - at http://www.FreshBooks.com/podcast SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off a new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR FastGrowingTrees: Listeners get 20% off their purchase at www.tress.com code BURR Helix: Go to http://www/helixsleep.com/burr for 27% Off Site-wide  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  11. New Orleans, NFL Stadiums, 'Dallas' | Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-26

    Sep 21

    New Orleans, NFL Stadiums, 'Dallas' | Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-26

    Bill rambles about New Orleans, NFL Stadiums, and televisions 'Dallas'. FreshBooks: Get 90% off - under $3 a month for four months - at http://www.FreshBooks.com/podcast SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off a new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR FastGrowingTrees: Listeners get 20% off their purchase at www.tress.com code BURR Helix: Go to http://www/helixsleep.com/burr for 27% Off Site-wide   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  12. Being Out To Sea, Getting Fired, North-End Gig | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-20-26

    Aug 20

    Being Out To Sea, Getting Fired, North-End Gig | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-20-26

    Bill rambles about being 'out to sea', getting fired, and a North-End gig. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (36:41) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-20-18 - Bill rambles about sun stroke, robots, and pretzel rolls. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Les Baxter - Jewel Of The Sea Quo: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to http://www.PolicyGenius.com to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Celebrate their anniversary with us and save 60% on your new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  13. New York Interactions, The Blame Game, Traveling The World | Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-26

    Aug 10

    New York Interactions, The Blame Game, Traveling The World | Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-26

    Bill rambles about New York interactions, the blame game, and traveling the world. SimpliSafe: Celebrate their anniversary with us and save 60% on your new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to http://www.MintMobile.com/BURR ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com with code BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR CashApp: Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/lcfm4iwf #CashAppPod.  Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card.  Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  14. The Rivalry Is Dead - Week 4 NFL Picks

    Oct 1

    The Rivalry Is Dead - Week 4 NFL Picks

    Bill and Paul are back for Week 4.

  15. Flag Shorts, AC/DC in Vegas, Weight Loss Tactics | Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-26

    Aug 3

    Flag Shorts, AC/DC in Vegas, Weight Loss Tactics | Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-26

    Bill rambles about American flag shorts, AC/DC in Vegas, and weight loss tactics. Zip Recruiter: Try it for free today at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit Hims.com/BURR SquareSpace: Head to http://www.SquareSpace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off a new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com code BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  16. Anthony Michael Hall | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-27-26

    Aug 27

    Anthony Michael Hall | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-27-26

    Bill rambles with Anthony Michael Hall about (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (41:43) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-27-26 - Bill sits down with comedian Tom Papa. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Keith Forsey - Love Theme Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR Helix: Go to helixsleep.com/BURR for  27% Off Sitewide Ultra: New customers can use code BURR to get 15% off at http://www.TakeUltra.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  17. Kimmel, Old Footage, Revolvers | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-17-26

    Sep 17

    Kimmel, Old Footage, Revolvers | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-17-26

    Bill rambles about his Kimmel appearance, watching old footage, and revolvers. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-17-18 - Bill rambles about football, Pompeii, and The Charleston. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: DJ Shadow - Changeling Zip Recruiter: Go to http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to post your job for FREE.  Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save CashApp: Don’t let your money sit around and gather dust - make it work for you. Take advantage of interest savings on Cash App today. Download Cash App today and make your money work for you.  Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  18. Guitar Center Drum-off, Sea Travel, Clothing Store Scans | Monday Morning Podcast 8-24-26

    Aug 24

    Guitar Center Drum-off, Sea Travel, Clothing Store Scans | Monday Morning Podcast 8-24-26

    Bill rambles about hosting the Guitar Center Drum-off, sea travel, and clothing store scans. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR Helix: Go to helixsleep.com/BURR for  27% Off Sitewide Ultra: New customers can use code BURR to get 15% off at http://www.TakeUltra.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  19. Matcha, Falling Down Stairs, Destroying Books | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-30-26

    Jul 30

    Matcha, Falling Down Stairs, Destroying Books | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-30-26

    BiIl rambles about Matcha, Falling Down Stairs, Destroying Books. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:16) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-30-18 - Bill rambles about Texas, nutrition, and lesbian dating advice. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ritual Breaks - Power Over Me Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Get 20% off better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com using the code BURR at checkout TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3EKmwp0chE1QzY?si=4e6149a2ba584182 WEBSITE ▶ http://billburr.com  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  20. Human Accomplishments, Woody Woodpecker, Talkative Women | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-26

    Aug 13

    Human Accomplishments, Woody Woodpecker, Talkative Women | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-26

    Bill rambles about human accomplishments, Woody Woodpecker, and talkative women. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-13-18 - Bill rambles about food processors, red heads in movies, and dating sites. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Glen Campbell - Witchita Lineman (Live on the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour) SimpliSafe: Celebrate their anniversary with us and save 60% on your new SimpliSafe system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to http://www.MintMobile.com/BURR ShipStation: Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at http://www.ShipStation.com with code BURR Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR CashApp: Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/lcfm4iwf #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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