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  1. He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!

    6d ago ·  Video

    He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice. The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour. We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later. Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:55 Long Distance Relationships 02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths 05:10 First Ever Jobs 08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story 10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?" 11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened 14:10 Honesty In Relationships 15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned 16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On 17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas 19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy 20:30 The "Shabba" Debate 22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans 23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    25 min
  2. EP. 405 | That Roundup Episode: Our USA World Cup Plans, Forfeit Reveal & Arsenal’s UCL Heartbreak

    Jun 3 ·  Video

    EP. 405 | That Roundup Episode: Our USA World Cup Plans, Forfeit Reveal & Arsenal’s UCL Heartbreak

    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a look back at another unforgettable season of TPCP before turning their attention to the summer ahead and the upcoming World Cup. The lads relive some of the standout moments from the last 12 months, including unforgettable appearances from Jürgen Klopp, Gary Oldman, Danny Dyer, James Milner, Marcus Mumford, Tony Pulis, Mick McCarthy and many more. They debate which guests delivered the biggest surprises, who they'd love to get on next season, and celebrate just how far the podcast has come. There's also plenty of classic nonsense along the way. Pete reveals the outrageous pub and barbecue setup he's inherited at his new house, The lads accidentally creates a disaster with a congratulatory baby card, and Sids shares the incredible story of his son's hole-in-one that has already become family folklore. The boys revisit some of the best "Game's Gone" moments of the year, discuss the future of deadline day chaos, and react to Arsenal's agonising Champions League Final defeat, asking whether Mikel Arteta's side were only inches away from football immortality. With World Cup plans now firmly underway, the gang reflect on one of their biggest seasons yet and look ahead to what promises to be a summer of chaos, football, and unforgettable stories. As always, leave your comments below and let us know who you'd love to see in the Chumbawambar next season. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  00:00 - Intro & Sids arrives after "pre-devs" 03:00 - Pete reveals the pub inside his new house 04:12 - The outrageous barbecue setup revealed 05:18 - Guinness and Moretti on tap at Crouchy's 06:04 - Plans for a future podcast barbecue 07:14 - Sponsor message 08:53 - Looking back on the TPCP season 09:33 - Best guests of the year discussed 10:34 - Klopp, Gary Oldman & favourite interviews 11:53 - Robbie Williams and dream future guests 12:37 - Football's unsung heroes deserve more attention 14:02 - Why Tony Pulis & Mick McCarthy were podcast gold 15:02 - Macclesfield sponsorship memories 16:17 - The signed TPCP jacket winner 17:22 - Random football encounters on holiday 18:05 - Sids' son's incredible hole-in-one story 19:32 - Manifesting goals and sporting moments 21:17 - "Clear the decks" if Crouchy gets a hole-in-one 22:15 - Shin Pads, Peteroni glasses & podcast inventions 23:46 - The best "Game's Gone" moments this season 25:40 - Digital programmes and deadline day debates 27:12 - Fans contribute their own "Game's Gone" moments 28:03 - Reflecting on another season together 29:05 - Pete's disastrous pint pour 30:09 - The worst congratulations card ever created 32:22 - Baby Arteta 34:06 - Champions League Final reaction 35:20 - Did Arsenal deserve criticism for their approach? 37:08 - What happens after losing a major final? 38:24 - Crouchy's memories of Athens 2007 38:47 - Paddy Power season-ending forfeit revealed 40:45 - Chris must perform stand-up comedy 42:34 - Wrapping up the season 42:52 - World Cup plans and heading to America 43:10 - Visa worries and final sign-off - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min
  3. Why England's Golden Generation Never Won a Trophy: Rio Ferdinand, Joe Cole & Peter Crouch

    Jun 5

    Why England's Golden Generation Never Won a Trophy: Rio Ferdinand, Joe Cole & Peter Crouch

    Rio Ferdinand, Joe Cole, and Peter Crouch between them have won Champions League titles, Premier League medals, over 200 England caps. And yet not one of them ever lifted a major trophy for their country. In this roundtable, three men who were inside the 'Golden Generation' dressing room finally say what went wrong. The media that made players scared to perform. The manager who wouldn't listen. The moment the England coach was asking Beckham for a signed shirt. And why, for most of them, playing for England never felt free. But this isn't just a post-mortem. It's highlights what culture, leadership, and environment actually do to elite performers — and why getting those things wrong can waste a golden generation of talent. Thanks to our partners on this episode: Postcode Lottery 👉 Discover how Postcode Lottery players are Powering Hope Together. Click here to find out more: https://highpfrmc.com/hpp-postcode-au  Better Help 👉 Join Jake in Saying It Louder with 10% off Betterhelp Therapy. Click here: https://highpfrmc.com/hpp-betterhelp-au  AG1 👉Head to http://drinkag1.com/highperformance to save £20 on your first month, plus a free welcome kit, Vitamin D3 + K2 and five travel packs Do Health 👉 Get ahead of your health, don't react to it. Head to https://highpfrmc.com/dohealth-hpp-au to sign up now Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min
  4. The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!

    Jun 4 ·  Video

    The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age. Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no. We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession 03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument 05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster 08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No? 10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story 12:30 AMA Questions Begin 13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests 15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names 17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster 20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes 22:15 More AMA Questions 24:45 Final Thoughts 26:19 End To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    26 min
  5. Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!

    Jun 2 ·  Video

    Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met. The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries. We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession 02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter 08:35 Being Judged By Strangers 10:41 Wine Service 16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate 18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting? 20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls 23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories 24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do 26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab 28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice 30:31 New Mum Left By Partner 33:14 World Cup Excitement 35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America? To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  6. EP. 400 | That James Milner Episode: Elite Mentality, Dressing Room Truths & RECORD-Breaking Career!

    Apr 29 ·  Video

    EP. 400 | That James Milner Episode: Elite Mentality, Dressing Room Truths & RECORD-Breaking Career!

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Premier League legend James Milner — and it’s every bit as honest, chaotic, and insightful as you’d expect. From breaking appearance records to being labelled “boring,” Milner opens up on the mentality that’s kept him at the top for over two decades. He takes us right back to his Leeds debut at just 16, the brutal dressing room culture that shaped him, and the surreal transition from academy kid to first-team regular. The conversation dives deep into his time at Newcastle and Aston Villa, before lifting the lid on the madness at Manchester City — big egos, training ground bust-ups, and the relentless fight to stay in the team amid £30m signings every summer. Milner also shares incredible insight into Liverpool’s transformation under Jürgen Klopp — from early disappointments to building a title-winning machine — revealing the intensity, leadership, and culture that powered one of the most dominant teams in Premier League history. There’s also plenty of classic pod chaos: dressing room pranks, wild fines, and stories that perfectly sum up why Milner is one of football’s most respected pros. After Milner departs, the lads wrap things up with a Paddy Power segment and this week’s Chaos Card, making some very questionable “phone a friend” calls… Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro, chaos & podcast return 00:14 - Testicular cancer awareness message 00:48 - Giveaway winner & merch chat 02:26 - Milner joins the pod 03:00 - “Boring Milner” label explained 03:38 - Breaking the appearance record 05:16 - Dealing with attention & praise 06:44 - Avoiding the limelight 08:12 - Fitness, longevity & elite standards 10:03 - Dad’s influence & mentality 10:36 - Old-school Leeds dressing room culture 12:18 - Leadership & helping younger players 14:46 - Debut at 16 for Leeds 16:01 - First team training shock 00:17:37 - Premier League debut story 19:29 - Dressing room pranks & chaos 21:41 - Earning respect as a young player 24:15 - Aston Villa move & failed transfer 26:29 - Villa form & career progression 29:00 - Playing 7 positions in one game 30:56 - Man City move & title-winning journey 33:25 - Big egos, fights & training chaos 37:02 - Aguero title moment reaction 39:11 - Liverpool move explained 42:19 - First impressions of Liverpool 45:51 - Klopp’s arrival & ruthless standards 47:19 - Intensity of Klopp training 50:10 - Personal connection & leadership 1:05:00 - Listener messages & wrap up 1:18:46 - Milner leaves the podcast 1:20:30 - Post-interview debrief with the lads 1:25:10 - Paddy Power segment 1:30:15 - Chaos Card: Phone a Friend begins 1:35:40 - Celebrity calls chaos & wrap-up 1:38:50 - Outro For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 38m
  7. EP. 397 | That Jürgen Klopp Episode: Life after Liverpool, RETURNING To Management & Salah's farewell!

    Apr 8 ·  Video

    EP. 397 | That Jürgen Klopp Episode: Life after Liverpool, RETURNING To Management & Salah's farewell!

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete sits down with one of football’s most iconic managers… Jurgen Klopp. From arriving in Liverpool to building one of the most exciting teams the Premier League has ever seen, Klopp opens up on EVERYTHING — the highs, the heartbreak, and the moments that defined his legacy. He reflects on falling in love with the city, the reality of “failing big,” and how togetherness became the foundation of Liverpool’s success. There’s insight into THAT front three, the importance of players like James Milner, and the relentless mentality that drove Mo Salah to world-class levels. Klopp also gives a rare look into life as a manager — dealing with unhappy players, creating belief, and why sometimes… you need to make players angry to make them better. We also ask the big question.. do you miss it all? Plus, we get stuck into World Cup predictions, Harry Kane’s evolution, and of course… things take a classic Crouchy turn with shin pads, mobile networks, and some unexpected Giffgaff slander. After the Klopp chat, Pete, Sids and Chris break it all down — from what makes Klopp so special, to just how close Liverpool came to complete domination. This is a MASSIVE episode. Insight, laughs, and one of football’s greatest personalities at his very best. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro: Klopp special announced 00:31 - Jurgen Klopp joins the podcast 01:35 - First impressions of Liverpool & the city 02:56 - Klopp’s early days and being recognised instantly 04:09 - Falling in love with Liverpool 05:28 - Reflecting on success, failure & legacy 06:43 - The pressure of winning the Premier League 07:09 - Why success takes time in football 08:10 - The Coutinho sale & building the squad 09:11 - How Liverpool’s midfield held everything together 10:49 - Squad depth & “big moment” players 11:36 - Managing unhappy players & keeping morale high 12:47 - Klopp on mentality monsters 13:00 - Why James Milner was so important 14:29 - The evolution of Salah, Mane & Firmino 15:49 - “They all surprised me” – Klopp on his squad 16:20 - Togetherness & what made Liverpool special 17:04 - Losing the league with 97 points 18:01 - Champions League heartbreak & perspective 19:00 - Klopp on Mo Salah’s greatness 20:00 - Salah’s insane work ethic revealed 21:07 - Managing elite players & tough decisions 21:50 - Does Klopp miss management? 22:40 - Watching Liverpool Legends & post-career life 23:25 - World Cup chat begins 24:20 - Favourite teams & tournament predictions 25:11 - The global growth of football 26:00 - Young German talents to watch 27:01 - Klopp on Harry Kane’s evolution 28:02 - Life as a global football superstar 28:59 - Shin pads debate 😂 30:02 - The “network provider” question 31:17 - Klopp reacts to Giffgaff 🤣 31:32 - End of Klopp interview 31:36 - Crouch, Sids & Chris react 32:19 - Klopp stories & behind-the-scenes moments 33:02 - Breaking down Klopp’s legacy 34:02 - Why Klopp loved the podcast vibe 35:04 - Klopp watching Crouch’s other content 36:18 - Klopp’s aura & presence explained 37:06 - Dressing room stories & leadership For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min
  8. EP. 399 | That Ben Foster Episode: GoPro Fines, Refusing a Final & Man United Pressure

    Apr 22 ·  Video

    EP. 399 | That Ben Foster Episode: GoPro Fines, Refusing a Final & Man United Pressure

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by former Watford, Wrexham, Man Utd and England goalkeeper turned YouTube trailblazer Ben Foster — and it’s safe to say this one is packed with absolute chaos. Fozzy lifts the lid on life inside some of football’s biggest dressing rooms, from the relentless intensity of Sir Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United to the pressure of making one mistake at the very top level. He opens up about the moments that shaped his career, including refusing to play in an FA Cup final, getting battered 6–0… and somehow still finding a way to laugh about it. We also dive deep into the story behind the GoPro — the idea that changed football content forever — including the backlash, dressing room reactions, and the fines he received from clubs for showing too much. There’s also incredible insight into Wrexham’s rise under Ryan Reynolds & Rob Mac, including promotion celebrations, behind-the-scenes stories, and one of the most iconic penalty saves in recent football history. Plus, we get into goalkeeper psychology, “parched” players, dressing room politics, and what really separates those who make it at the very top… from those who don’t. And there’s this week’s Chaos Card, and a slightly chaotic solo finish from Crouchy himself to top it all off. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro, holidays & random chat 02:15 - Crouchy’s old VHS tapes & ball boy story 04:30 - Fear of what’s recorded on old tapes 06:40 - Introducing Ben Foster 10:30 - Podcasting as a footballer & inspiration 13:30 - “Parched” players & dressing room stories 15:00 - England camps & squad dynamics 18:30 - Refusing to play in FA Cup final 20:30 - Kepa situation & goalkeeper decisions 21:30 - Origin of the GoPro idea 24:50 - Players reacting to the camera 25:50 - Hiding bad performances from YouTube 27:00 - Getting fined for GoPro content 28:30 - Social media evolution in football 29:30 - Retirement & Wrexham return 31:00 - Ryan Reynolds & Wrexham behind the scenes 32:30 - Vegas promotion party stories 33:30 - Iconic Notts County penalty save 34:30 - Penalty mind games explained 35:30 - Career highlights & cup final win 36:30 - Obafemi Martins madness 38:00 - Crazy football contracts & wages 39:30 - Man United move story 41:00 - First day at Man United & Sir Alex 42:30 - Training intensity at United 44:00 - Fear of making mistakes at top level 45:30 - Dressing room mentality & leadership 47:00 - Players who can’t handle pressure 48:30 - Big club mentality explained 50:00 - Confidence vs hiding on the pitch 56:00 - Career reflections & mindset 01:00:00 - Football culture changes over time 01:04:00 - Foster segment ends 01:06:00 - Absolute shambles of a remote record!  01:08:30 - Chaos Card segment 01:12:30 - Connection issues & wrap-up 01:14:00 - Crouchy’s solo predictions For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 16m
  9. EP. 396 | Dermot Kennedy: “You Have To Be DELUDED!” – From Busking to Sold Out Stadiums OVERNIGHT?!

    Apr 1 ·  Video

    EP. 396 | Dermot Kennedy: “You Have To Be DELUDED!” – From Busking to Sold Out Stadiums OVERNIGHT?!

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by global chart-topper Dermot Kennedy for a wide-ranging chat that blends football culture with life on the road as one of the world’s biggest touring artists. From busking on the streets of Dublin to selling out the Aviva Stadium, Dermot opens up about the grind behind his rise, the self-doubt before album releases, and why live performances still mean everything to him. The lads dive into Dermot’s deep love for football, growing up as a Manchester United fan inspired by Roy Keane, and his unforgettable experiences playing Soccer Aid alongside legends like Wayne Rooney, Rivaldo, and Carlos Tevez. There’s also a brilliant crossover between music and football as they compare elite mentality, confidence, and what separates the very best from the rest. We also get a hilarious (and slightly chaotic) guitar lesson for Sids as he prepares for a potential live performance at Finsbury Park, plus a stunning live acoustic performance from Dermot that completely stops the room. After Dermot heads off, Pete and Sids regroup to debrief Pete’s participation in another Liverpool Legends match, the Paddy Power predictions, and life without Chris—who’s conveniently on holiday… Chumbawamba 00:00 - Podcast intro & Sid’s “popstar” identity crisis 03:10 - Wild guest booking stories & big names teased 05:10 - Phone network XI & absurd football chat 07:45 - Dermot Kennedy joins the podcast 09:00 - Touring with global superstars & live show pressure 10:45 - New album nerves & self-doubt before release 12:00 - Busking in Dublin & early arrogance 14:00 - Music industry vs old-school artistry debate 16:00 - Irish music culture & live performance roots 17:30 - Football fandom & Roy Keane stories 19:00 - Meeting Roy Keane & brutal fan encounters 22:00 - Playing football growing up & mental escape 23:30 - Soccer Aid stories & facing elite pros 27:30 - Playing Old Trafford & halftime performance nerves 29:00 - The moment his career exploded overnight 31:30 - Talent vs hard work in music 33:00 - Sid’s chaotic guitar journey begins 35:00 - Sid plays guitar (and survives) 36:30 - Dermot performs live acoustic (incredible moment) 38:30 - Fan questions & bizarre phone plan reveal 40:30 - Songs he nearly didn’t release 42:00 - Touring life & favourite cities 44:00 - Musicians who can actually play football 45:00 - “Game’s Gone” – VAR & modern football rants 48:30 - Dermot leaves & shin pad campaign chaos 50:00 - Liverpool Legends match debrief 55:00 - Paddy Power predictions & football catch-up 01:05:00 - Chris on holiday & podcast wrap-up For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 13m
  10. EP. 394 | Danny Dyer Gets BRUTALLY Honest: West Ham’s Decline, Fake Big Club Fans & Spurs Relegation

    Mar 20 ·  Video

    EP. 394 | Danny Dyer Gets BRUTALLY Honest: West Ham’s Decline, Fake Big Club Fans & Spurs Relegation

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by actor, lifelong West Ham fan, and all-round football obsessive Danny Dyer—and it gets properly lively. From the moment he walks in, Danny brings unfiltered opinions on modern football, tearing into everything from agents and player loyalty to the state of fan culture today. He opens up about his latest film, where he plays a ruthless football agent, revealing just how accurate (and brutal) that world really is behind the scenes. The conversation dives deep into West Ham’s rollercoaster journey, including that unforgettable Conference League win, the pain of leaving Upton Park, and why some players simply don’t care enough when relegation is on the line. Danny doesn’t hold back either on fans switching clubs, calling out what he sees as a growing disconnect in the game. There’s also chaos, of course—caravan parks, phone networks, McDonald’s debates, and one of the most random tangents the pod has ever seen. And once Danny heads off, the lads wrap things up with Cheltenham stories, Premier League predictions, and the usual end-of-show madness. If you like your football chat honest, raw, and very funny… this one’s for you. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro & Cris’ birthday chaos 02:10 - McDonald’s XI & football banter 04:12 - Captain armbands in everyday jobs 06:25 - Best motorway services debate 08:30 - McDonald’s horror stories & late-night cravings 09:31 - Danny Dyer joins the podcast 10:45 - New film explained: football agent role 12:05 - “Agents are powerful… and not nice” 13:30 - Acting method & career reflections 15:10 - Filming alone for 10 days straight 16:40 - Singing scene chaos & improvisation 18:00 - Football Factory & early career impact 21:10 - Growing up around football culture 23:00 - “You can’t choose your football club” 24:40 - Modern football fan criticism 27:30 - West Ham Conference League win reaction 29:10 - West Ham ownership & club frustrations 33:10 - Jarrod Bowen, family & media pressure 35:30 - “He should be in the England squad” 38:00 - England chances at major tournaments 39:30 - Favourite West Ham players ever 42:20 - Best Upton Park memories 44:00 - Caravan parks & random fan questions 45:20 - Phone networks debate (chaos segment) 46:40 - Spurs relegation debate 48:20 - Millwall rivalry & fan culture 52:05 - Danny Dyer leaves the podcast 53:00 - Paddy Power Cheltenham stories 55:00 - Fancy dress & Wolf of Wall Street moment 56:30 - Premier League run-in analysis 59:00 - Spurs, Liverpool & relegation talk 01:03:00 - Final predictions & mini-league pressure 01:07:00 - Closing thoughts & outro For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 12m
  11. “You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!

    May 21 ·  Video

    “You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!

    On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything. The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat. Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play? There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:58 Should We Get Another Dog? 04:43 Step Parenting Drama 08:00 Regional Slang Arguments 11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad 15:43 Audiobook Confessions 18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  12. The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep!

    May 26 ·  Video

    The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner. The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no d******d policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go. There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite. Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:47 Morning Routine Chaos 06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick” 11:45 The Toenail Debate 16:35 Tracking Football Flights 18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival 26:43 The Meditation Session 32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea 35:12 Calm Voices & Marriage 37:39 Wedding Guest Drama 41:18 Peter’s “No D******d” Wedding Policy 42:21 Jealousy In Relationships To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min
  13. Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!

    May 12 ·  Video

    Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal adventures continue as Abbey and Peter settle into holiday life with VERY mixed results. Peter gives us the dramatic rundown after suffering a painful defeat on the tennis court while Abbey reveals she’s been volunteering at an incredible animal rescue centre in the Algarve and may have fallen in love with another dog… again. Elsewhere, Pete finally gets his hands on Abbey’s GCSE certificates after years of doubting her straight A claims, but is he convinced they’re actually real?! We also dive into some absolutely bizarre conspiracy theories involving Flat Earth believers, robot birds, AI taking over the world and whether Bill Gates is secretly behind EVERYTHING. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose mother-in-law keeps secretly rearranging her house and another who’s completely horrified by her husband’s “helicopter” habits after showering… If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:05 Pete’s Brutal Tennis Defeat 04:35 Abbey’s Emotional Animal Rescue Story 10:20 Abbey’s “Straight A” GCSE Results Exposed 13:35 Abbey’s Secret Pop Star Dreams 14:05 “Blue Jobs” & Relationship Rules 15:00 Portugal Reset & Family Time 15:30 Would You Rather: Meet Dave 17:20 Mother-In-Law House Drama 20:10 The Helicopter Husband Confession 23:20 Reuniting With A School Bully 25:55 Conspiracy Theory Special Begins 26:20 “Birds Aren’t Real” Debate 27:55 Bill Gates & Tick Conspiracies 29:10 Flat Earth Theory Explained 32:40 AI Is Taking Over The World 33:15 Abbey Has Never Owned A Laptop 34:05 Was The Moon Landing Fake?! 35:55 Pete Questions Space Travel 39:30 Final Conspiracy Thoughts 50:20 Wrapping Up To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy/ Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min
  14. Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster

    May 19 ·  Video

    Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired. The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”. Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner. 00:00 Portugal Detox & Party Recovery 01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis 03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis” 04:31 Ross Update & Listener Messages 04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose 05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons 06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood & Sport 07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day 08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has 10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System 12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash 12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick 13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate 15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity 15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener 16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate 18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong 19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together 20:37 Hunger Games & Comfort Movies 21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever 22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read 24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin 25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever 27:31 Roald Dahl & Childhood Reading Memories 28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession 30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading 30:55 Desert Island Albums 31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia & Dad Rock Arguments 34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession 35:34 Doomscrolling & “Ignorance Is Bliss” 36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life 36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton 37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions 39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different? 41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools 42:40 The Team Debate Luxury & Success 44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island 46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures 47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials 49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For 51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits 52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return 54:33 Final Portugal Reflections 56:17 End To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min
  15. Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!

    May 28 ·  Video

    Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!

    On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do. The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role. If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge 04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate 07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI 08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy 11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At? 15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions 20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick 22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat 24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations 26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
  16. EP. 395 | Ranking More “Game’s Gone” Moments - Chelsea’s Ref Huddle & Digital Match Programmes?!

    Mar 25 ·  Video

    EP. 395 | Ranking More “Game’s Gone” Moments - Chelsea’s Ref Huddle & Digital Match Programmes?!

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into another chaotic round of your “Game’s Gone” submissions—and nothing is safe. From Chelsea’s baffling centre-circle huddle (with the referee somehow stuck in the middle of it) to the death of printed matchday programmes, the lads dissect the modern game’s strangest trends with their usual mix of nostalgia and disbelief. There’s outrage over “starter and finisher” terminology, confusion around American-style commentary creeping into football, and a proper debate on whether football is quietly losing its identity. The boys also stumble into some all-time ridiculous footballer names, explore bizarre football simulator games, and question whether players today are a bit too… well moisturised. Plus, Crouchy gears up for a Liverpool Legends return at Anfield—with big plans to bring back proper shin pads. Packed with listener submissions, strong opinions, and plenty of laughs, this episode asks the big question once again: has the game well and truly gone? Chumbawamba 00:00 - Podcast intro & chaotic start 02:10 - The bespoke pint glass debate begins 04:12 - Glassblowing idea takes over 06:05 - Urban Dictionary football names chat 08:05 - “Have a look at yourself” card 09:05 - Chelsea’s centre-circle huddle controversy 11:00 - Referee standing in the huddle debate 12:45 - Why players might start disrupting it 14:05 - Worst footballer names ever 15:40 - American-style commentary in football 17:10 - “Power play” confusion story 18:40 - Season ticket pricing idea discussion 20:05 - Kick-off traditions disappearing 22:10 - Bizarre kick-off tactics breakdown 24:05 - VAR simulator game discovery 27:15 - Referee merch… who is buying it?! 30:20 - Souvenir ticket controversy 32:05 - Death of matchday programmes 34:10 - “Starters and finishers” debate 35:30 - Old-school defenders vs modern game 37:10 - Hair products & “Lego helmet” players 38:40 - Face cream in football debate 40:05 - Game’s Gone leaderboard update 41:20 - Man City players at train station story 42:20 - Crouchy’s Liverpool Legends return 44:10 - Shin pads campaign returns 46:00 - International fixtures predictions 49:10 - Bet builder picks 51:00 - Wales vs Bosnia predictions 52:20 - Italy vs Northern Ireland predictions 53:15 - Outro & next week teaser For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min
  17. EP. 363 | Harry Wilson: "Everything Silva Promised, Happened." Fulham On FIRE & Wales World Cup Hope

    Mar 11

    EP. 363 | Harry Wilson: "Everything Silva Promised, Happened." Fulham On FIRE & Wales World Cup Hope

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by Fulham’s in-form winger and Welsh international Harry Wilson — and there are some unbelievable stories behind his rise. Harry opens up about the incredible moment his grandad placed a £50 bet on him to play for Wales when he was just 18 months old — a punt that eventually paid out £125,000 when Harry made his debut years later. It’s a story so good it genuinely sounds like a film. The conversation also dives into Harry’s journey through Liverpool’s academy, signing his first contract at just nine years old, and learning from elite players like James Milner, Adam Lallana, Mohamed Salah, and Roberto Firmino in Jurgen Klopp’s first-team training sessions. Harry explains the reality of the loan system in football, including the tough spell that nearly derailed his career before a confidence rebuild back at Liverpool helped turn things around. There are also brilliant insights into the Wales national team, including what it was like playing alongside Gareth Bale and Aaron Ramsey, the electric atmosphere of the Welsh anthem, how Craig Bellamy’s strict standards are shaping the new generation, and Harry reveals his personal favourite goal ever — a stunning free kick at Old Trafford for Derby County. On top of that, there are of course some classic Crouch pod shenanigans, such as Sid’s surreal story about drinking Bollinger with Brazilian Ronaldo on a ski trip, debating the correct size of shin pads, and Crouchy settles the confusion around a recently surfaced video of him and Messi’s 1v1 in Croydon… Chumbawamba 00:00 - Subscribe song & Intro 01:21 - The “wrong glass for drinks” debate 03:30 - Sid’s ski trip and meeting Brazilian Ronaldo 06:20 - Asking Ronaldo what phone network he’s on 08:45 - Ski trip stories continue 10:48 - Harry Wilson joins the podcast 11:30 - Harry’s incredible season at Fulham 12:50 - Palace or Spurs goal – his favourite this season 13:45 - Listening to the podcast & life with a newborn 14:40 - Shin pad debate: modern footballers wear tiny ones 18:05 - Signing for Liverpool at just 9 years old 20:10 - Growing up in rural Wales 21:45 - The call from Ian Rush 22:50 - Wales debut at 16 years old 23:50 - The famous £50 bet from his grandad 26:30 - Passion & playing for your country  28:30 - Michael Sheen’s team speech 31:10 - The harsh reality of loan spells in football 33:00 - Injury setbacks and rebuilding confidence 33:50 - Training with Klopp’s Liverpool first team 36:40 - Best player in Liverpool training? 38:20 - England’s chances at the World Cup 40:00 - Craig Bellamy’s strict standards with Wales 42:10 - Bellamy’s dressing room rules 44:40 - What players do on Wales international camps 46:05 - Marco Silva’s impact at Fulham 47:55 - Harry reveals which phone network he uses 49:20 - Favourite goal ever: free kick at Old Trafford 51:00 - Set-piece tactics in modern football 55:00 - Listener questions & football stories 01:03:19 - Harry Wilson leaves the podcast 01:04:20 - Paddy Power’s Cheltenham segment 01:07:00 - Score predictions begin 01:10:30 - Spurs’ struggles discussed 01:16:10 -Crouchy and Messi in Croydon? 01:17:00 - Outro For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 17m
  18. “That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!

    Apr 16 ·  Video

    “That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Gaz are back answering your dilemmas and things get very real, very quickly. The gang react to a shocking message between a boyfriend and his coworker that has Abbey firmly calling it out as cheating, while Pete questions whether there’s any grey area at all. It sparks a heated debate on boundaries, flirting and when it’s time to walk away. We also hear an incredible proposal story involving a surprise appearance in Rio that feels straight out of a film, before Abbey and Pete share their honest advice on weddings, relationships and what actually matters after years together. Elsewhere, there’s plenty of chaos as the team unpack “icks,” awkward public fails, and the moments that can instantly change how you see your partner. From heroic saves to total disasters, it’s safe to say not everyone comes out looking good… If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:30 Packing Chaos 06:15 Coworker Message Drama 08:00 “That’s Cheating” Debate 11:30 Surprise Rio Proposal 14:20 Wedding Advice 17:30 Grindr Dilemma 20:30 Cheating vs Identity 22:00 Public “Ick” Moment 24:00 Hero vs Fail 27:00 The “Ick” Debate 30:00 Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min
  19. Love, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!

    Apr 21 ·  Video

    Love, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with their usual mix of honesty, chaos and laugh-out-loud moments as they dive into the realities of relationships and family life. Things kick off with Abbey’s “weekly whine” as she calls out Peter’s inability to say “no”—leading to confusing messages, overcomplicated situations and a few relationship frustrations. Peter hits back, claiming he’s just trying not to offend people, sparking a relatable debate about communication styles in relationships. We also hear about a disastrous night’s sleep thanks to Abbey’s beloved Calm app, as Peter reveals how a relaxing meditation voice actually leaves him wide awake. From there, things spiral into bedtime chaos after the pair fall asleep watching TV and wake up to a completely different (and slightly traumatic) show. The conversation turns more heartfelt as they discuss Mother’s Day, expectations around appreciation, and whether love should be shown every day rather than saved for special occasions. Plus, they open up about the realities of parenting—juggling kids of different ages, losing their weekends, and finding ways to keep the whole family entertained. Later in the episode, Abbey plans Peter’s ultimate dream day—from luxury holidays to golf and unrealistic travel plans—before things take a hilarious turn in the kitchen as they argue over how to properly make a jacket potato. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:45 Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” – “You Can’t Say No” 04:10 Easter Trip Chaos & The New Puppy 06:40 “This Ruined My Sleep” – Calm App Disaster 08:40 Falling Asleep To TV Gone Wrong 12:15 Mother’s Day Debate – Are These Days Overrated? 14:45 Parenting Reality – Weekends Aren’t Ours 16:45 One-on-One Time With Kids 18:40 Holiday Arguments & Relationship Dynamics 19:50 Peter’s Dream Day Planned 24:00 Food Preferences & Relationship Compromises 27:15 Jacket Potato Cooking Debate To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min
  20. CLASSIC CLIPS | The BIZARRE Transfer Story Involving Les Ferdinand, Turkey & Margaret Thatcher?!

    May 18 ·  Bonus Video

    CLASSIC CLIPS | The BIZARRE Transfer Story Involving Les Ferdinand, Turkey & Margaret Thatcher?!

    FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, Les Ferdinand looks back on the surprise move to Turkey that completely transformed his career.  After struggling with injuries and self-doubt following his move from non-league football to QPR, Les explains how a loan spell at Besiktas changed his mentality forever. The former England striker opens up on dealing with imposter syndrome, adapting to life in Turkey, and the pressure of suddenly playing in front of packed stadiums after coming from reserve football. Les also reveals the incredible story behind scoring over 20 goals in Turkey, how the experience gave him the confidence to believe he belonged at the top level, and the bizarre moment the Turkish Prime Minister reportedly tried to help keep him at the club permanently by writing a letter to Margaret Thatcher! If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/AZzBk2lPovg?si=9XtpMNguwcQC3-GA  Chumbawamba For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    8 min
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