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  1. "You Look Like A Swinger!" Abbey Roasts Pete's New Tash & Garage Disasters | AMA

    21h ago ·  Video

    "You Look Like A Swinger!" Abbey Roasts Pete's New Tash & Garage Disasters | AMA

    Welcome to another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is nursing a brutally symmetrical Portuguese mosquito bite while Pete returns from China to face some harsh truths from their seven-year-old son Jack, who has officially ruled out marriage for good. Plus, the debate turns heated as Pete's fresh moustache gets brutally compared to an 80s p*rn star and a swinger's retreat regular. We also dive into the eternal question every partner asks: why do retired footballers abandon the pitch just to obsess over golf? Pete reveals whether hitting a hole-in-one tops scoring a Premier League screamer, while Abbey explains why an immaculately organised airing cupboard gives her a bigger high than any sport on earth. Things take a chaotic turn when a listener submits a terrifying shower prank mishap that turned a romantic routine into a trip hazard, prompting an official crouch public safety announcement. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - The Shower Shabra Warning 00:28 - Abbey's Portuguese Mosquito Bite 01:40 - Pete’s Trip to China & High-Tech Cars 03:15 - Jack’s Honest Thoughts on Marriage 04:06 - Gaz’s Food Tour in San Sebastián 05:22 - Pete’s Moustache Gets Roasted 07:01 - Airport Lounge Fan Encounters 08:20 - The Agony Ab: Shower Prank Disaster 10:28 - Why Footballers Switch to Golf 12:24 - Premier League Goal vs. Hole-in-One 14:00 - Abbey's Bowling Strike Wonder 15:52 - What Gives Abbey an Adrenaline Rush? 18:12 - Airing Cupboards & Garage Goals 20:00 - Can Pete & Abbey Watch Sports Together? 21:05 - The Great Gymnastics Debate 22:36 - Pete's Garage Organising Promise To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. That Ballon d'Or Episode: Harry Kane for a knighthood, is Carrick in trouble & Sids v KSI? I EP. 430

    1d ago ·  Video

    That Ballon d'Or Episode: Harry Kane for a knighthood, is Carrick in trouble & Sids v KSI? I EP. 430

    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids are back to discuss Harry Kane's historic Ballon d'Or victory, the mounting pressure on Michael Carrick at Manchester United, and some surprising rumours surrounding Crouchy's potential involvement in buying a football club. Pete finally addresses speculation about his involvement in a football club takeover, revealing that he had been part of a consortium looking to invest in a club before the deal ultimately fell through. Naturally, Chris and Sids aren't letting him off lightly, as they interrogate Pete about his business ambitions, Abbey's potential involvement, and whether there's more to the story than he's letting on. The lads also turn their attention to Manchester United, where Michael Carrick finds himself under increasing pressure following another difficult run of results. Pete and Sids defend their former teammate, question the behaviour of certain players, and debate whether the problems at Old Trafford run much deeper than whoever happens to be sitting in the manager's chair. There's also a huge moment for English football as Harry Kane is crowned the world's best player after winning the Ballon d'Or. Pete reflects on Kane's incredible journey from Tottenham youngster to global superstar, reveals how his family celebrated the victory, and shares details of a memorable FaceTime call with Harry after the ceremony. Of course, Crouchy also finds a way to take some of the credit for Kane's success. Elsewhere, the boys tackle one of football's great moral dilemmas after a listener admits to watching Liverpool while his wife recovered from giving birth. This sparks a heated debate about football in the delivery room, questionable birthing playlists, and whether there's ever an appropriate time to play Salt-N-Pepa's 'Push It'. The lads also look back at another unpredictable weekend in the Premier League, with Spurs beating Chelsea, Aston Villa overcoming Manchester City, and Liverpool getting the better of Brighton. Attention then turns to the upcoming fixtures, including Liverpool against Arsenal and Chelsea against Manchester United, as the boys make their latest predictions. And as always, there's plenty of classic TPCP nonsense along the way. Pete manages to upset Chris by admitting he wasn't listening to him, the boys offer some questionable encouragement for a listener's football-filled lads' weekend, and a rather outrageous listener's XI brings the episode to a fitting conclusion. As always, leave your comments below and let us know whether you'd watch football in the delivery room, what you make of Michael Carrick's situation, and which football club you'd like to see Crouchy buy. Chumbawamba! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. That China Episode: Football's Biggest Paydays, Derby Day Memories & Digital Red Cards?! | EP. 429

    Oct 21 ·  Video

    That China Episode: Football's Biggest Paydays, Derby Day Memories & Digital Red Cards?! | EP. 429

    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete is calling in all the way from China, while Sids and Chris hold the fort in the Chumbawambar! After a 13-hour flight, a four-hour drive and a whirlwind trip that’s left Pete completely out of sync with the rest of the world, the lads get stuck into another week of football madness. We debate the BIG question facing modern footballers: would you turn down a HUGE tax-free payday just to stay in the Premier League? From Oscar’s big-money move to China to the Saudi Pro League’s growing influence, the lads discuss ambition, loyalty and whether you can really blame players for taking the money. Elsewhere, football really has gone mad, as the boys discuss referees using PHONES to show yellow and red cards. There’s also a look at Brighton’s emphatic 5-0 demolition of Crystal Palace, before the lads revisit some of their biggest derby-day highs and lows. Pete remembers THAT North London derby comeback with Spurs, scoring at Goodison Park and the time his QPR side were absolutely battered by Arsenal. And if you thought training sessions were always straightforward, think again. Pete reveals how Stoke managed to go 1-0 down during a training drill… against absolutely NO ONE. Add in a rather unusual taxidermy badger purchase and you’ve got another episode packed with stories, debates and plenty of nonsense. Finally, we predict Chelsea vs Spurs, Aston Villa vs Manchester City and Liverpool vs Brighton… who’s backing who this weekend? Will Chris extend his lead? can Sids close the gap? and will Crouchy’s predictions save him from finishing rock bottom? Get involved in the comments and let us know your picks! Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - Pete joins from China as Sids and Chris hold the fort 00:21 - Total jet lag 01:32 - Cherry Cars and Bournemouth 02:18 - China's football boom 04:57 - Pete's mad few weeks 05:17 - The awkward Agent Provocateur photoshoot 07:06 - Referees using phones to show cards 10:30 - Ref cam footage and football chat 13:16 - Pete's winning-penalty and Crouchfest idea 17:18 - Podcast in-jokes and the stuffed badger 19:37 - Oscar, China and big-money moves 20:54 - Would you leave for £350k a week? 23:03 - Saudi money, ambition and building communities 29:15 - Ronaldo's impact on Saudi football 30:01 - Brighton smash Crystal Palace 5-0 31:02 - Derby-day thrashings 33:28 - Stoke go 1-0 down against NO ONE 36:33 - Brighton's seagull mascot debate 38:15 - Pete's North London derby comeback 39:23 - The 6-0 Arsenal nightmare 40:03 - Cheering a Liverpool goal at a christening 41:34 - The lads' predictions league update 42:33 - Chelsea vs Spurs predictions 44:44 - Aston Villa vs Manchester City predictions 46:35 - Liverpool vs Brighton predictions 48:43 - The lads wrap up the weekend predictions 49:20 - Pete's final sign-off from China - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals!

    2d ago ·  Video

    Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals!

    We've taken over a friends studio for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete has unveiled a brand-new moustache just in time for November, and let’s just say Abbey is far from impressed. From brutal roasts about whether it suits him to Abbey discovering a BBC study revealing that pet dogs are actually cleaner than men's facial hair, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The couple dive headfirst into the madness of Halloween preparations, debating proper etiquette around trick-or-treating, disastrous past outfits, and whether sexy costumes have gone entirely too far. Plus, Pete defends an emergency essentials trip to Decathlon, while Abbey questions why it's treated like a day out. Elsewhere, we hear wild celebrity trick-or-treating tales, discuss the logistics of couples costumes, and unpack an outrageous Agony Abs dilemma involving neighbourhood candy feuds and petty payback. Try Huel with £10 OFF for New Customers today using our code "therapycrouch" at huel.com/therapycrouch If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Diabolical Weather & Portugal Banter 03:57 - The Demi Panochet Mystery 05:37 - Why Decathlon Is An Obsession 09:42 - Pete Debuts The New Moustache 11:08 - Dogs Are Cleaner Than Men's Beards 14:29 - The Hips Don't Lie 17:15 - Trick Or Treating Rules 20:48 - Sexy vs Scary Costumes 24:10 - The AI Costume Challenge 27:27 - Couples Costume Disasters 31:16 - Agony Abs: The Stolen Sweets Scandal 35:38 - Sweet Revenge & Petty Feuds 39:49 - Pete & Abbey In A Horror Maze 44:09 - The Ultimate Halloween Prank 48:47 - Approaching Episode 200 To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:199 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. We Answer Your Questions: Should Footballers Be TRAPPED at One Club & Our WORST Purchases… | EP. 428

    Oct 14 ·  Video

    We Answer Your Questions: Should Footballers Be TRAPPED at One Club & Our WORST Purchases… | EP. 428

    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are back answering YOUR ‘Ask Us Anything’ questions, and as always, things take a few unexpected turns! We kick things off with a very special pep talk from LBC’s Tom Swarbrick, who gives the lads the ultimate speech ahead of Starky’s annual lads’ golf trip. Forget motivational speakers, this is all about freedom, friendship, and that first crack of the tin! Then it’s straight into the usual madness, as a listener creates a football team inspired by vasectomies, Pete reveals he watched his dog’s operation in full surgical scrubs, and Sids reveals his best ever response to someone asking “do I know you from somewhere?” The listeners have been bringing the HEAT this week, with questions covering everything from whether footballers should be forced to stay at one club for their entire careers, to ranking the lads’ Football League forfeits and whether the Premier League should introduce bonus points for big wins. We also find out which former teammates the boys would trust to represent them in court, debate whether Ref Cam is actually improving the game, and we discover Chris’s OUTRAGEOUS ostrich travel pillow. The lads eventually catch-up remotely for this weekend’s predictions, with big calls on Leeds vs Manchester United, and plenty of debate about the latest football storylines. And finally, we round things off with ‘Why The Football Not’ - and it’s a belter. Got a question for the lads? Drop it in the comments, and let us know whether you'd back the ostrich pillow or stick to a standard neck cushion. As always, like, subscribe, and we'll see you next week! Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - The lads kick things off 03:00 - Tom’s rallying speech about the lads holiday 05:56 - Vasectomy XI 07:44 - Pete reveals he watched his dog’s operation in full surgical scrubs 09:55 - Sids’ hilarious “do I know you?” Response 13:01 - Tattoo removal 17:03 - Why was Messi given the referee's cards as souvenirs? 19:57 - Ask Me Anything: would football be better if players had to stay at one club for their entire careers? 22:55 - Ranking the Football League podcast forfeits from easiest to hardest 26:59 - The lads investigate the alleged conspiracy behind You've Been Framed and it’s £250 prize money 31:10 - What expensive purchases would Roy Keane have shamed the lads into selling? 35:06 - Chris explains his extraordinary ostrich travel pillow 37:17 - Johnny Knoxville touched Chris Stark's prosthetic testicle 39:41 - Which former football teammate would you trust to be your solicitor if you were arrested? 41:39 - Ref Cam: brilliant new viewing angle or another sign that the game has gone? 46:19 - The lads wrap up the studio recording before the Paddy Power League begins 48:41 - The remote lads catch up on Algarve adventures, lost golf luggage and airport confusion 53:52 - The ostrich pillow returns! 56:02 - Paddy Power predictions: the lads debate the weekend's big fixtures, including Leeds vs Manchester United 1:02:09 - Cole Palmer's new contract announcement, Twitch and the future of football's mega-deals 1:08:31 - Why the Football Not? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far!

    Oct 22 ·  Video

    Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far!

    On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night. In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half. We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics. If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform 00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz? 01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank 03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React 05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying 06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner 08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella 10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell 12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies 3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night 14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates 16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems 17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!

    Oct 20 ·  Video

    Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!

    We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober. Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow 04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine 09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental 11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs 12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator 15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry 19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor 22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates 23:26 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips 29:03 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal 32:26 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids 35:46 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet 37:31 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort" 42:50 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters 44:33 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:197 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…

    Jul 7 ·  Video

    Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos. The pair kick things off by catching up after time apart, with Peter showing off his questionable LA haircut before the conversation quickly spirals into expensive celebrity barbers, World Cup stories and Abbey receiving an unexpected history lesson on Maradona's infamous "Hand of God". Elsewhere, Abbey opens up about a brand new parenting challenge as the couple navigate life with a 15-year-old daughter and the reality of teenage boys beginning to appear on the scene. They also tackle one listener's noisy partner, another whose role play was completely derailed by an overly committed builder delivering a full loft conversion quote, and revisit the legendary "lingerie crab" story after the couple write back with a surprising update... and some very happy news. There's also a fiery renovation debate as Peter discovers more surprise bills arriving for their new house, admits his only contribution has been choosing the boilers, and accuses Abbey of going "knob shopping" without him. Plus, Peter reflects honestly on life after professional football, why he rarely plays anymore despite still loving the game, whether they've already "peaked" in life, and why finding new passions has become more important than ever. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Intro 01:00 - Peter explains why every footballer ends up with the same World Cup haircut 02:25 - Expensive LA barbers 03:15 - World Cup excitement and talking about Kane’s goal 04:05 - Peter tells Abbey the full story of Maradona's infamous "Hand of God" 06:55 - Parenting worries begin as Abbey opens up 08:00 - The realities of teenage girls and navigating dating as parents 10:05 - World Cup moments and England excitement 11:00 - Peter's Weekly Whine: surprise renovation bills keep arriving from home 12:20 - Boilers, driveway lights and why Peter feels left out of designing the house 13:25 - Knob shopping 15:10 - Peter reveals the only part of the new house he actually wants control over 16:25 - Listener update: the famous "lingerie crab" mystery finally gets solved 18:15 - Engagement news after one of the podcast's strangest ever listener dilemmas 19:20 - Peter wearing women’s clothes and the conversation gets ridiculous 20:00 - Abbey's Love Island lookalike and Gaz’s invitation to a Fourth of July LA pool party 22:00 - Agony Ab: what do you do when your boyfriend is a bedroom screamer? 24:45 - Long distance life and why this week's episode became a catch-up instead 26:10 - Former athlete struggles: does Peter still miss playing professional football? 28:00 - Peter admits football frustrates him now and explains why he rarely plays 29:00 - Finding new passions through golf and life after football 30:00 - Have Peter and Abbey already "peaked" in life? An unexpectedly honest discussion 32:30 - Agony Ab: role play goes too far when a builder starts quoting for a loft conversion 34:00 - Peter pitches his own role play ideas... including an LAPD officer 35:10 - Wrapping up after another long-distance catch-up filled with chaos To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:   / thetherapycrouchpodcast   TikTok:   / thetherapycrouch   Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter   / petercrouch   For more from Abbey   / abbeyclancy   Our clips channel    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. That Asmir Begovic Episode: How A Refugee From Bosnia Became A Premier League CHAMPION! | EP. 426

    Sep 30 ·  Video

    That Asmir Begovic Episode: How A Refugee From Bosnia Became A Premier League CHAMPION! | EP. 426

    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined by a veteran goalkeeper who has represented Bosnia and Herzegovina, playing for clubs such as Stoke City, Chelsea, and Everton… it’s Asmir Begović, and he’s here for a proper trip down memory lane. (Also - we’d like to apologise for the scaffolding racket outside during the filming of this episode… this should be the last week of building works) Asmir opens up about his incredible journey from being born in Bosnia during the conflict, fleeing the country with his family and eventually settling in Canada, to making it over to England as a teenager and beginning his professional football career at Portsmouth. Asmir looks back on his time at Pompey, including some brilliant stories from competing with David James, eventually breaking into the first team. He also reveals what it was like working under Tony Pulis at Stoke, the strict rules in that dressing room, the incredible team spirit they developed and how Crouchy’s arrival helped change the club. The lads also revisit Asmir’s famous long-range Premier League goal, which remains one of the most memorable goals ever scored by a goalkeeper, before getting into his move to Chelsea, his relationship with José Mourinho and what it was like competing with Thibaut Courtois. There’s plenty more along the way, from Asmir’s experiences of football in Canada and his journey through the English leagues to stories from some of the biggest dressing rooms and managers he encountered throughout his career. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - Intro, meeting Lamine Yamal, and the lads' weekend 05:03 - Man City charges, potential punishment and the impact on football 10:29 - Could Man City face a points deduction? 15:30 - Asmir Begovic joins and looks back on playing with Crouchy 20:02 - Asmir's childhood, moving to Canada and starting again 25:39 - How Asmir's route to England began 30:09 - Macclesfield, Bournemouth and breaking through at Yeovil 35:13 - David James, the goalkeeper battle and Asmir's breakthrough 40:08 - Tony Pulis' rules at Stoke and taking passports 45:20 - Stoke's low block, stadium wind and the secret to their style 50:19 - Asmir's record-breaking Premier League goal 55:20 - Chelsea, Mourinho and the pressure inside the dressing room 01:00:37 - Mourinho's intense methods and Asmir's move to AC Milan 01:05:20 - Everton, Frank Lampard and surviving relegation battles 01:10:13 - Asmir's future, coaching ambitions and life after playing 01:12:40 - Asmir says goodbye and leaves the podcast 01:17:35 - Predictions: Croatia vs England and the international fixtures 01:19:39 - France vs Italy — the lads make their predictions 01:21:04 - Crouchy reads from A Court of Thorns and Roses 01:22:15 - The VERY unexpected fairy book reading 01:25:40 - The lads react to the reading and wrap up - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. “Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers

    Oct 13 ·  Video

    “Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers

    We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console. Plus, Gaz reveals the time he wore skin-tight long johns into an office job for weeks on end. The gang explore how our habits evolve with age, debating tech neck, whether looking through Country Living magazine is the ultimate sign of middle age, and why Abbey refused to let Pete attend the new house meeting. We also look back at Abbey's school days drawing fake Calvin Klein logos on her clothes, Pete's dream year at Liverpool, and tackle an Agony Ab dilemma from a man who pretended to be broke on date one and has now trapped himself in a "prison of thrift" at Wetherspoons. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Back in the Barn & Dalek Chairs 02:13 - The 20 Summers Left Panic 04:10 - Do You Fancy Older People? 06:22 - Pete's Questionable Early Fashion 07:46 - Wearing Long Johns To Work 09:21 - Writing Letters Over Parking Fines 12:25 - Tech Neck & The Phone Finger 16:08 - Why Pete Is Banned From Abbey's Car 18:52 - What’s in Abbey’s Centre Console? 33:38 - Hand-Drawn Calvin Kleins & First Dates 36:05 - Time Travel & Woodstock 38:56 - Pete's Liverpool Peak Year 41:35 - Agony Abs: My Girlfriend's Sound Bath Cult 46:21 - Agony Abs: Trapped in a Prison of Thrift 48:40 - Dad’s Polite AI Texts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:196 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything

    Oct 15 ·  Video

    Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything

    On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy. The debate moves straight into home renovations and whether living amongst dust, storage units, and builders at 7am completely destroys romance—with Abbey giving a brutally honest answer on what happens to the bedroom spark. Plus, the two go head-to-head on who is truly reckless with money: Pete's massive fun budgets or Abbey's uncompromising obsession with luxury kitchen ovens. Elsewhere, Pete and Abbey look back at their vow renewal on a private island, debate taking on The Traitors or Celebrity SAS, and sort out what Pete should wear to pick up an award. If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform 00:00 - Pete's "Un-Invite" to the Awards 01:46 - Can Pete Win Without Abbey? 03:45 - Pete & Abbey on The Traitors? 05:20 - Celebrity SAS & Wayne Bridge 06:43 - TV Show Betrayals 07:06 - Topless Island Vow Renewal 09:00 - Counting Down to 20 Years 09:42 - Renovation Blues & Greg the Builder 10:13 - Did the Building Site Kill the Spark? 11:00 - Living Out of Storage Boxes 11:58 - Who's More Reckless With Money? 12:51 - Clothes Shopping vs. £8K on Guinness 13:22 - Abbey's Dream Kitchen & Meal Inspo 14:22 - Pete's Black-Tie Dilemma To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. That Tom Fordyce Episode! - From Memory Lane To The World Cup | EP. 425

    Sep 23 ·  Video

    That Tom Fordyce Episode! - From Memory Lane To The World Cup | EP. 425

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are reunited with a very special guest and original podcast legend, Tom Fordyce, for a proper trip down memory lane! Tom joins the boys to reflect on the good old days, the origins of the pod, and the incredible journey from the very first recording to where things are today. The lads dive straight into some classic tournament nostalgia, reminiscing about the madness, the atmosphere, and the unforgettable moments from the World Cup. Tom and Pete share behind-the-scenes stories, hilarious tour tales, and look back at the chaos that made those early days of the podcast so iconic. Of course, it wouldn't be a proper reunion without getting stuck into the legendary folklore of the show—including the story behind Chumbawamba, classic catchphrases, and the listener messages that shaped the community. There are plenty of laughs, classic anecdotes, and top-tier banter as the lads catch up on everything they’ve missed. As always, the boys also get into the latest football talking points, dressing room antics, and the usual listener emails and dilemmas. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - Welcome to Episode 425 & Tom Fordyce is back! 03:15 - The iconic original trio reunion 07:40 - Looking back at the very first recordings of the pod 12:10 - Early pod chaos and how it all started 16:45 - World Cup memories & tournament nostalgia 21:30 - Behind the scenes: Pete and Tom’s favourite tournament antics 26:15 - The true story and legacy of Chumbawamba 31:50 - Unpacking the pod’s best running jokes & catchphrases 37:25 - How the pod has evolved: Pete, Sids, Chris & Tom catch up 43:10 - Football chat: Dressing room tales & current talking points 49:05 - The greatest listener messages & emails from over the years 55:40 - Classic listener dilemmas: What would Crouchy do? 01:02:15 - Favourite moments, biggest laughs & listener shoutouts 01:08:30 - Looking ahead & final reflections on the good old days 01:12:00 - Tom says goodbye & wrapping up Ep 425 Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. Stuart Pearce: How PSYCHO Went From Electrician to England Legend & Brian Clough Stories! | EP. 422

    Sep 2 ·  Video

    Stuart Pearce: How PSYCHO Went From Electrician to England Legend & Brian Clough Stories! | EP. 422

    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined by England, Nottingham Forest and Manchester City legend Stuart Pearce — aka Psycho — for a proper trip down memory lane. Stuart opens up about his remarkable journey from playing non-league football and working as an electrician to becoming a professional footballer, England international and one of the most recognisable defenders of his generation. He tells the story of how a chance encounter with Brian Clough eventually led to his move to Nottingham Forest, and how the famous “Psycho” nickname came about. The lads also get into Stuart’s England career, including the highs and lows of Italia ’90 and Euro ’96, his infamous penalty miss against Germany, and the emotional redemption of scoring from the spot against Spain six years later. Stuart explains why the experience of missing that penalty stayed with him — and how it ultimately changed the way he approached pressure, failure and success. Away from football, there are some brilliant Stuart Pearce stories too, from his love of punk music and a particularly surreal night at a gig in Moscow, to travelling to North Korea and his obsession with seeing as much of the world as possible. And, of course, there’s plenty of classic Crouch Podcast chat along the way — including hedge diving, football stickers, Stuart’s legendary toughness and some seriously good dressing-room and Cloughy stories. A fascinating conversation with one of English football’s great characters. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  0:00 – Pete, Sids & Chris are back – plus a huge guest 03:30 – Sids with Carlo and Tuchel?! 05:30 – Shaniqua’s Box returns with a very unusual giveaway 07:43 – Stuart Pearce joins the podcast 12:00 – Stuart’s wild Russia trip & Rise Against gig 16:00 – North Korea, travelling the world & hedge diving 20:00 – From electrician to professional footballer 24:00 – Taking a pay cut to play in the top division 28:00 – The Crazy Gang wanted Stuart Pearce 32:00 – Brian Clough discovers “Psycho” 36:00 – Pearce’s tackling, referees & Nobby Solano 40:00 – Stuart Pearce’s England debut & representing his country 44:00 – Italia 90, Euro 96 & England’s feel-good factor 48:00 – The penalty miss that haunted Stuart Pearce 52:00 – Redemption against Spain & fighting for England 56:00 – Life after playing & the lessons of failure 1:02:00 – Pearce’s penalty research & changing England’s shootouts 1:08:00 – The transfer that could have changed everything 1:14:00 – David James up front?! Stuart’s outrageous Man City story 1:18:45 – Stuart Pearce leaves the podcast 1:20:02 – Paddy Power Predictions 1:26:00 – Arsenal v Chelsea 1:32:00 – More predictions & the league standings 1:38:23 – Final thoughts on Stuart Pearce 1:39:20 – Zante goalkeeper, Crufts & the next podcast forfeit? 1:42:30 – Closing remarks - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. Our 26/27 Predictions: Best Signings, Breakout stars & Can Man United WIN the Premier League?! | EP. 419

    Aug 12 ·  Video

    Our 26/27 Predictions: Best Signings, Breakout stars & Can Man United WIN the Premier League?! | EP. 419

    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are back in person and getting stuck into one of the best parts of pre-season… making wildly confident predictions that will definitely come back to haunt them by May. The lads run through their 26/27 season predictions, including who they think will lift the Premier League trophy, who makes the top four, who takes the Golden Boot, Golden Glove, which big-money signing could flop, and which players are set for a breakout season. There are some big calls too, with Arsenal backed by some of the lads, Manchester United tipped as genuine title challengers, and Liverpool surprisingly left out of one predicted top four. We also get into the summer transfer madness, including Morgan Rogers’ huge £117m move to Chelsea, Elliot Anderson’s £116m switch, West Ham’s retention of Jarrod Bowen and Spurs bringing in Sandro Tonali. The lads debate whether £100m has effectively become the new normal in football, and why the modern game seems to be producing fewer kids who actually want to grow up and be strikers. Elsewhere, we discuss West Ham’s decision to permanently ban half-and-half scarves, discover a bizarre half-and-half calf tattoo, and hear about the legendary Zante goalkeeper who lets holidaymakers take penalties against him for a euro. Oh, and there’s a Peter Crouch tune. Obviously. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  00:00 - The lads are back in pre-season mode 02:30 - The new microphones 04:05 - Harry Sidwell scores for Eastleigh 05:03 - The new Community Shield ball is revealed 06:42 - Pete relives scoring the Community Shield winner for Liverpool 08:19 - Sid's Portugal football camp with Rio Ferdinand and Jordan Henderson 09:26 - An eight-year-old asks Henderson how to improve Chelsea 11:53 - Chris prepares for his terrifying five-minute stand-up comedy debut 13:59 - West Ham officially BAN half-and-half scarves 15:41 - The lads debate whether half-and-half scarves deserve to exist 16:50 - The bizarre half-and-half calf tattoo is discovered 18:25 - The legendary Zante goalkeeper 20:17 - Morgan Rogers' huge £117m move to Chelsea 22:11 - Why Chelsea's experienced players could transform the dressing room 24:11 - Elliot Anderson's £116m move and the madness of modern transfer fees 25:58 - Is £100m now the new normal in football? 27:03 - Why nobody at Sids’ football camp wanted to be a striker 30:21 - The lads finally begin their 26/27 season predictions 30:56 - Arsenal emerge as an early favourite to win the Premier League 32:16 - Man United genuine title challengers? 33:32 - The predicted Premier League top four is revealed 34:17 - Why Liverpool aren't expected to win the title 35:35 - A shock top-four prediction leaves Liverpool out 35:59 - Haaland gets the Golden Boot prediction 36:42 - Which big-money signing could flop? 37:19 - The breakout star predictions 38:02 - Rashford and Rudoni 39:14 - Max Dowman breakthrough 40:02 - A ridiculous 10-goal thriller is predicted 40:53 - New football rules and a potential VAR backlash 42:36 - Bournemouth fall from grace? 43:47 - Southampton vs West Ham: who wins the Championship? 45:12 - Why Jarrod Bowen staying at West Ham is so significant 46:23 - The “fat backs” segment gets underway 48:14 - A fantasy forfeit: bodybuilding challenge? 49:10 - The Morgan Rogers song 50:13 - The lads react to musical tributes - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. The Future Of The Pod!! New Guests, New Games & BIG Plans For This Season | EP. 418

    Aug 5 ·  Video

    The Future Of The Pod!! New Guests, New Games & BIG Plans For This Season | EP. 418

    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids return for a pre-season catch-up as they look ahead to another year of football, guests, and complete podcast chaos. Fresh from a summer break, the lads swap stories from their latest adventures, including Pete's new obsession with barbecuing, why outdoor kitchens are harder to use than they look, and the ambitious plans for a 24-hour charity livestream that could become one of the biggest things TPCP has ever attempted. With the new football season just around the corner, the boys turn the episode over to you, reading through hundreds of listener suggestions for how the podcast could evolve. From crossover episodes and live tours to new weekly games, Sunday League commentary, bowling competitions and even a wives takeover, no idea is too ridiculous to escape discussion. Along the way they somehow find themselves defending the reputation of every bloke called Carl, pitching LeBron James as a regular feature, and putting Barack Obama on the ever-growing guest wishlist. The lads also reflect on just how far the podcast has come over the past decade, from recording in pubs to interviewing Oscar winners, future kings and football's biggest names, while looking ahead to another season packed with huge guests, Premier League chat, and plenty of the nonsense you've come to expect. As always, let us know your favourite ideas in the comments below and tell us which new feature you'd love to hear on TPCP this season. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro & Sids checks in remotely 01:18 - Tapas tales from Spain 04:23 - Pete's Michelin BBQ masterclass 07:28 - The 24-hour BBQ livestream idea 10:34 - Your ideas for the new season 14:03 - Should Friday predictions return? 16:59 - Would a wives takeover work? 19:34 - Pete's new gardening obsession 22:49 - Sunday League commentary idea 24:23 - Footballers ten-pin bowling? 28:29 - The campaign to redeem Karls 31:24 - Live tour plans for the podcast 33:49 - New listener games for TPCP 35:06 - LeBron's mystery stadium game 36:35 - Dream guests for the new season 38:14 - Looking back on 10 years of TPCP 39:51 - Who could be next on the pod? 40:13 - Barack Obama gets a mention 40:32 - Premier League season preview For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!

    Oct 6 ·  Video

    How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!

    We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey’s pregnant school run delayed by a curry chip barm. We’re also settling the ultimate UK debate: The World Cup of North vs. South! From Greggs vs. Gail’s to The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones, battle lines are drawn. Plus, Pete shares his "subtle art of distraction" for getting his dream golf hole past Abbey. We hear about the kids meeting Lamine Yamal, the England squad and Agony Abs tackles a chilling turf war over a fridge's ice dispenser. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit Zoe Ball in the Afternoon, weekdays from 1pm, only on Greatest Hits Radio! You can listen wherever you listen to Greatest Hits Radio, on your radio, on the Rayo app or ask your smart-speaker to “Play” Greatest Hits Radio. 00:00 Intro & Skincare Routines 03:09 Harvest Festival & Supermarket Food Banks 05:01 The Pink Hat & House Renovations 07:48 Attempting Different Accents 10:52 The "Golf Hole" & Art of Distraction 14:22 Gym Grunts 16:33 The "Chin Rest" Relationship Dilemma 24:42 Hilarious AI Cover Songs 25:10 North vs. South Debate: Greggs vs. Gail's 28:16 North vs. South Debate: Tea vs. Dinner 29:59 North vs. South Debate: Chippy Tea & Curry Sauce 32:42 Meeting Lamine Yamal & Harry Kane 36:38 North vs. South Debate: The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones 40:21 North vs. South Debate: Big Nights Out 43:45 North vs. South Debate: Sunday Roasts & Gravy 46:55 European Nights at Anfield 49:21 Kitten Heels & Stretchy Fashion 50:37 The Fridge Ice Dispenser Argument To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:195 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. VIRAL TikTok Singer Plays That Djed Spence Song, Season Begins & Community Shield DISMAY?! | EP. 420

    Aug 20 ·  Video

    VIRAL TikTok Singer Plays That Djed Spence Song, Season Begins & Community Shield DISMAY?! | EP. 420

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris express their absolute dismay towards the Community Shield’s double booking, and ask whether Manchester City’s 3-0 defeat to Arsenal is anything to worry about for Pep’s replacement Enzo Maresca. The Gunners’ strong start has the lads wondering if they could run away with a consecutive Premier League title, and we also get into the Championship - with Millwall backed to make a serious push for the playoffs and plenty of love for the players expected to light up the season. Sids signs off from the Maldives before the lads are joined by singer-songwriter Ben Cipolla, whose football-inspired songs have taken social media by storm. Ben explains how a joke about Brighton’s Deniz Undav turned into a growing catalogue of football songs, before revealing how his Djed Spence song exploded after an appearance on 606. He also talks about becoming a full-time musician, his ambitions to take the football songs even further, and Chris reveals his dream of Ben reaching the Christmas Number One spot. And if that wasn’t enough, Ben brings along some homemade dips from his mate Paddy (in classic random pod fashion), performs his brilliant football songs live in the studio, and then unveils an EXCLUSIVE new song written especially for the podcast – ‘Back Stronger’. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  00:00 - Sids joins from the Maldives after a day of coaching 02:22 - The lads discuss the recent eclipse and whether they looked at the sun 04:50 - The conversation moves towards the weekend’s football 07:17 - Manchester City’s Community Shield defeat and whether Maresca should worry 09:57 - The lads discuss the Community Shield and its importance 12:15 - Have we completely neglected the Community Shield? 14:44 - Jack Grealish gets a big positive mention after returning to action 17:11 - Could Arsenal run away with the Premier League title? 19:58 - Championship talk begins and the lads assess the early season 20:18 - Watford impresses massively and gets the lads talking 21:50 - Millwall backed for a Championship playoff push 22:31 - The Jack Rudoni name mix-up is addressed 25:29 - The lads get family involved in the Arsenal vs Coventry prediction 26:33 - More predictions: Brentford vs Spurs and Newcastle vs Liverpool 27:54 - Ben Cipolla joins the podcast 29:10 - How Ben’s football songs started with Deniz Undav 30:20 - From TikTok chants to full football songs 30:37 - That Djed Spence song 31:50 - Ben explains the 606 appearance that changed everything 32:56 - How going viral changed Ben’s life 33:30 - Ben’s career as a full-time singer-songwriter 34:11 - Could football songs take Ben all the way to the charts? 35:49 - Is Djed Spence actually aware of the song? 36:23 - Ben arrives with homemade dips from his mate Paddy 37:29 - The lads put Paddy’s dips to the ultimate test 39:16 - Ben performs the viral Djed Spence song LIVE 40:45 - Ben performs a Dan Burn inspired song 42:18 - “Nothing But An Arm Break” gets it’s live debut 43:38 - Ben reveals he has written a song about Crouchy and the pod 44:10 - The EXCLUSIVE first play of “Back Stronger” 46:18 - The lads react to one of the best songs they’ve heard 48:01 - The lads discuss Ben’s future and a potential Crouch Fest rumour… 48:24 - The episode wraps up - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  Check out Ben’s stuff! https://linktr.ee/BenCipolla  For more Peter Crouch:  Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch  Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch  For more Chris Stark  Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell  Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14  #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!

    Sep 29 ·  Video

    Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!

    Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back. Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble of stepping away from management, why he snubbed Washington DC (and stole Pete’s transfer!), and getting lost in disguise at Glastonbury. Plus, childhood secrets are revealed, including the time Wayne threw a McDonald's milkshake at Abbey and the gang help a listener facing a safeguarding crisis over a rogue nursery game of "The Shabba"! 00:32 Intro & Filming the Family Show: Adjusting to cameras in the house 03:52 Growing Up in the Spotlight: Dealing with early fame at 16 05:08 Kai's GCSE Results & Testing His Spanish on Taxi Drivers 07:30 Diabolical Noughties Press & Framed Tabloid Headlines 09:03 Wayne's Career Wobble: Finding a new routine after management 11:30 Academy Football Reality: Dealing with getting released from Everton 13:42 Match of the Day Pressures & Reviewing the World Cup Halftime Show 17:51 Fashion Crimes: Gianni Infantino's trainers & the socks-down trend 19:19 Coleen's Primark Collaboration & Balancing Work with Motherhood 21:13 The Silent Treatment & Wayne's Infamous Scottish Golf Trip 23:39 Returning to Management & School Bag Chaos in the Boot 27:21 No More Babies: Wayne Gets the Snip 29:15 Keeping it Grounded: Two Kids from Croxteth 32:03 Listener Q: How to Spend a Day Not Being Famous 34:45 Matching Christmas Pyjamas & Ruining Karaoke in Washington DC 37:44 Agony Aunt: A Nursery "Shabble" Safeguarding Crisis 41:02 Listener Q: Ibiza Mini-Moons & Sleeping for 24 Hours in Vegas To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. "You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA

    Oct 8 ·  Video

    "You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA

    We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA! Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches. The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade. Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene. Submit your questions for the next AMA here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark 01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories 04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics 05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings 07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor 08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia 10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet 12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches 14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair 15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA? 17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate 20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games 21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty 22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong Memories To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  20. “That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.

    Sep 24 ·  Video

    “That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.

    This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table. Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day. Submit your questions for the next AMA here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA! 00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories 04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits 07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets 09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?! 12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate 14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety 16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up 20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras 21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots 24:05 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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