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ActionBoyz: Unlocked & Loaded
Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger (AKA the Action Boyz) are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers.
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ActionBoyz Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 274 Ratings

ActionBoyz: Unlocked & Loaded
Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger (AKA the Action Boyz) are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers.
Share this feed with your friends who need convincing before they commit five dollars a month for hours of laughter and parasocial entertainment. 
And maybe this feed will also feature new episodes down the line Who Knows?

    The Fan (1996)

    The Fan (1996)

    Excited and anxious I await my dream

    To escape, applaud And embrace my team

    Opening day I always can trust

    It’s just for this high That I crazily lust

    Return of our hero Does brighten the days

    Just briefly, my troubles Get lost in the haze

    The grace from the field Arouses the crowd

    Reflects on the days When I was quite proud

    I’m more entranced Than the average fan

    I used to play, you see And I know I still can

    That time I drove the ball With such loft

    My exit atop shoulders As they carried me off

    This pastime and I Just fade into one

    Expanded upon From father and son

    My boy is young And awkward for now

    I just need the time And can show him how

    I really am quite close Just a break away

    From straightening things out And being okay

    I can help my team To regain its glory

    With just a little twist To the same old story

    Players say now They play for themselves

    This causes a burning Within me that dwells

    The fan is the one Who pays for the game

    Which bestows all the riches And welcomed fame

    The players will listen But really don’t hear

    All the while just hiding Behind an invisible tear

    I grow tired now of all this greed

    And chart a course to set things free

    -Gil Renard

    (THE FAN)

    • 3 hr 9 min
    Ronin (1998)

    Ronin (1998)

    Ok ABZ Boyz and Girlz it's RONIN this week. What a goddamn treat! De Niro is f*****g bringing it - was Stanger able to get past him not being sexy enough in this one? Will anybody be able to understand what the f**k Stanger's issue is with De Niro's sexiness? Well, sexiness aside this movie is a winner with an all-star cast, world class stunts and big boy car chases. The prefect movie to launch a series of remotely recorded episodes. Are there some bugs to still be worked out? Sure. Is there more talking over each other than ever? Maybe. But will this episode change the f*****g world? You betcha. Remember ActionBabyz, even if the Boyz aren't in the same location to record, Val Verde is where ever you hang your gape gloves. 

    • 2 hr 53 min
    Under Siege (1992)

    Under Siege (1992)

    Y'all better listen to this episode quick cause the Action Boyz are UNDER SIEGE and they, "got pies in the oven."  Also, did you know the 'Boyz are Cajun? Don't worry, it's of no consequence and it'll never come up again. Bottom line, the only thing standing between national security and Gary Busey in drag and Tommy Lee Jones doing Two-Face, is a cook. Good thing this cook is an ex-seal, with no muscle tone, who will strip down to a tank-top first chance he gets. Did we mention he's just a cook?

    • 1 hr 37 min
    Batman Returns (1992)

    Batman Returns (1992)

    Thank Crom for Catwoman. Without her, BATMAN RETURNS would be mostly disgusting Penguin and his dumb plan. This movie also benefits from Christopher Walker's weird turn as Max Shreck, and Andrew Bryniarski's truly incredible performance as his son, Chip. The only bummer is that because the movie had so many press conferences in it (at least 18) there was not much time left for Batman in the final cut (less than 4 minutes). Enjoy the last week of Blockbustune, "meantime - the Boyz have badder fish to fry!"

    Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers HERE. Share this feed with your friends who need convincing before they commit five dollars a month for hours of laughter and parasocial entertainment. And maybe this feed will also feature new episodes down the line :extreme sly stallone voice: Who Knows?

    • 2 hr 39 min
    The Beastmaster (1982)

    The Beastmaster (1982)

    Become one with the Action Boyz, they will be your eyes, strength and cunning for the time honored classic, Beastmaster. The Boyz marvel at the simplicity of the story, the LA actor/waiter "feel" that Marc Singer brings to the role of Dar, and the fact that probably EVERY animal was harmed during the making of this feature. So strip down, oil up and put on your eyeball ring cause Maax is killing kids and the Jun might be coming and you were born from a cow and some bird people are gonna save you and you save a slave girl and your dad's alive but he's blind and a bunch of other shit.

    Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers HERE. Share this feed with your friends who need convincing before they commit five dollars a month for hours of laughter and parasocial entertainment. And maybe this feed will also feature new episodes down the line :extreme sly stallone voice: Who Knows?

    • 1 hr 48 min
    Roadhouse (1989)

    Roadhouse (1989)

    The ABz enter the small town of Jasper, which is located on some kind of small lake or river where everyone can see each other at all times, bouncers are like nationally known rock stars, and Gabrus is comforted by the amount of fat guys that populate it.  Road House is a masterpiece that follows the dramatic principle of Chekhov's Monster truck: if in the first act you introduce a monster truck, then in the following one it should run over the cars in the local dealership.

    Jon Gabrus, Ben Rodgers and Ryan Stanger are sharing some classic Actionboyz episodes, previously only available to Patreon subscribers HERE. Share this feed with your friends who need convincing before they commit five dollars a month for hours of laughter and parasocial entertainment. And maybe this feed will also feature new episodes down the line Who Knows?

    • 1 hr 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
274 Ratings

274 Ratings

KevinHupp ,

You’ll Love This

It’s hard to explain this show to people but it’s my favorite thing I pay monthly for. Peak podcasting made by pros with an unreal amount of great stories. They lovingly critique these movies and give really solid context. If you like the free episodes you won’t regret the payment. I definitely recommend going Shadow Wolf tier for the monthly episode, 2+ hours at a minimum full of great show/book/podcast recommendations. Enjoy!

greek god 101 ,

Very good podcast

If you like three really funny people recapping old movies without a script then I recommend this podcast to you.

Jawfubian ,

Do it

Probably one of the best investments I’ve ever made is springing for their Patreon…and I bought apple stock in 98. Fantastic podcast

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