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Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every Monday!

Asian Not Asian Fumi Abe & Mic Nguyen

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    • 4.9 • 723 Ratings

Welcome to Asian Not Asian, a podcast where two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues no American cares about. New episode every Monday!

    I’m Not Racist but My V*gina is!

    I’m Not Racist but My V*gina is!

    First episode of 2021 baby! Fumi was told by a girl that she doesn’t f*ck Asian guys on the last day of 2020! Mic depends on Amazon packages to provide him with a reason to keep living! We talk backlash on Andrew Shulz's Netflix special! And we conclude on a mismanagement consulting segment about how you cannot trust men who have yet to c*m.!




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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Florida Islam (w/ Ismael Loutfi, Patriot Act)

    Florida Islam (w/ Ismael Loutfi, Patriot Act)

    Fumi is BACK. This week, comedian and writer Ismael Loutfi gives us the rundown on teen marriage, writing for Patriot Act, and comedy roommates. Then on Mismanagement Consulting, we talk about how to date a white woman in a chill way.




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    • 1 hr
    Asian Not Asian Xmas Special!

    Asian Not Asian Xmas Special!

    Happy holidays my lovely ANALS! We are concluding 2020 with a very strange holiday gift exchange episode! Go to our YouTube page (link below) for the full experience or just keep listening to the audio-only version if you’re into that kind of thing!

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     - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” 




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    • 9 min
    Hot Tub Racism (w/ Sherry Cola)

    Hot Tub Racism (w/ Sherry Cola)

    THIS WEEK WE GOT SHERRY COLA (Good Trouble). We talk about making white people uncomfortable in the hot tub and making Bobby Lee insecure. Plus on race news we talk about having a side hustle on only fans.

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     - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” 




     - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping.




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    • 1 hr 11 min
    Decoy Bl*w J*bs (w/ Hanna Dickinson, Comedy Central)

    Decoy Bl*w J*bs (w/ Hanna Dickinson, Comedy Central)

    This one’s a bit unconventional because Fumi is reporting to you live from a TikTok house in Palm Springs! 




    Fumi sat down with stand-up comedian, housemate, and perhaps even new friend (debatable) Hanna Dickinson to talk about what it’s been like living together in a tiktok house as grown-ass adults, how straight guys continue to be dishonest and hurtful in quarantine, and creepy high school and college teachers who got busted!

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     - Helix Sleep Mattress. $125 off ALL mattress orders for ANALs at helixsleep.com/asian 




     - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” 




     - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping.




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    • 1 hr 4 min
    VIET NOT VIET (w/ Anhtriet Tran)

    VIET NOT VIET (w/ Anhtriet Tran)

    Fumi is away on business/seeing his second podcast family, so Mic is hanging out with up and coming comic Anhtriet Tran (Today Show). They talk about how thirst traps improve language retention, why men ain’t nothing but corn cobs, and why Biden needs a gold chain to win over Viet voters. Du ma!




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     - Hawthorne.co is offering 10% off of your first purchase! Visit hawthorne.co and use PROMO CODE “NOTASIAN” 




     - Go to magicspoon.com/ASIAN to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code ASIAN at checkout to get free shipping.




     - TUSHY Bidets: Go to hellotushy.com/ANA for 10% off!




     - BOKKSU: Go to www.bokksu.com for $5 off!




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    • 57 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
723 Ratings

723 Ratings

Cassiopeia Notes ,

Finally, an Asian not so Asian voice

Thanks to this pod giving a voice to my Asian, not so Asian-ness thoughts. These two articulate them unapologetically. Fumi has the best high-pitched laugh! Embracing the Asian-American culture just got easier.

feefeemon ,

All time favorite podcast

All time favorite podcast

Senghing27 ,

Don’t be a corn cob - Get Dat Phan on

The Asian American experience is one that makes no sense... but it’s awesome that there’s a podcast that explores the randomness.

Get Dat Phan on and hit full enlightenment, like your parent saying “I’m proud of you”.

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