Blank Propaganda Machine

Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

  1. Mass Debate: Which Animated TV Comedy is Better? - Family Guy vs King of the Hill

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    Mass Debate: Which Animated TV Comedy is Better? - Family Guy vs King of the Hill

    On this week's episode, animation domination turns into annihilation as Kraig and Kirk throw cartoon hands over which animated TV comedy reigns supreme: Family Guy or King of the Hill? Kraig bursts in like a cutaway gag with espresso in its veins, declaring Seth MacFarlane a generational genius and reminding everyone that Family Guy literally rose from the dead because the people demanded more talking baby nihilism. “That’s power,” he says. “That’s cultural dominance.” He then asks, with theatrical smugness, “Where is King of the Hill now?”   Kirk points out that a new season just aired and argues that King of the Hill evolves with its propane-powered precision, while Family Guy just flashbacks its way out of character development. He says Family Guy has been a tired, played-out premise since flip phones and demands proof of MacFarlane’s alleged genius, claiming everything but the first TED movie belongs in the bargain bin of cultural regret, and lists Mike Judge's filmography like a proud honor roll parent. Kraig retaliates by hijacking Kirk’s Q&A time with reverse-interrogation tactics, creating pure moderator mayhem.  When Kirk finally regains control and asks for actual reasoning, Kraig detonates the debate by calling King of the Hill “hillbilly trash” and declaring he’s exhausted by hillbilly culture creeping into his suburban peace. Moderator Jed watches the cartoon civil war unfold like a man who regrets giving everyone microphones, while Hung Juror Chris Morris looks ready to settle this with a lawn chair and a case of Alamo. It’s cutaway chaos vs character arc, propane vs profanity, and absolutely no growth whatsoever, on this explosively animated episode of Mass Debate!

    22 min
  2. Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Physical Fight? - Mister Rogers vs Bob Ross

    FEB 24

    Mass Debate: Who Would Win in a Physical Fight? - Mister Rogers vs Bob Ross

    On this week's episode, PBS goes pay-per-view as Jed and Professor Safety absolutely suplex your childhood over who would win in a physical fight: Mister Rogers or Bob Ross? Jed comes out swinging for Team Rogers, suggesting that the soft-spoken sweater saint was just method-acting for PBS checks, and once the cameras stopped rolling, he transformed into Heisenberg in loafers, politely asking you to be his neighbor before rearranging your furniture and your jaw. According to Jed, you’d be shocked what Fred was packing under that cardigan - both emotionally and structurally. Professor Safety, meanwhile, turns Bob Ross into a woodland warlock, a perm-powered predator who paints “happy little trees” by day and practices throat-jabs by moonlight. He describes Ross as a soft-spoken sensei whose palette knife doubles as a last-resort weapon, a man whose only true color is crimson canvas carnage. Bob, he argues, is the pinnacle of human evolution - part monk, part lumberjack, part government experiment. As both debaters spiral into oddly detailed breakdowns of brute strength and cardigan tensile durability, Moderator Kirk watches the neighborhood burn while Hung Juror Kraig wonders if Mr. McFeely is ready to get tagged in. It’s wholesome vs hostile, easel vs equalizer, and the bloodiest episode ever sponsored by public broadcasting...and viewers like you, on this aggressively delightful episode of Mass Debate!

    21 min
  3. Mass Debate: Does Everyday Cutlery Need an Upgrade? - The Spork vs Spoon and Fork

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    Mass Debate: Does Everyday Cutlery Need an Upgrade? - The Spork vs Spoon and Fork

    On this week's episode, things get downright utensil-itarian as Kirk and Kraig fork over their sharpest takes on the question: Does everyday cutlery need an upgrade - The Spork vs Spoon and Fork? Kirk digs in for Team Classic, arguing that when it comes to dining, specialization matters. You scoop soup with authority and spear steak with purpose. The spork, he says, is just a half-tined identity crisis that can’t fully commit. He even suggests its stubby lil' prongs and lack of penetration power hit a little too close to home for Kraig. Kraig, undeterred, embraces Team Spork like it’s the chosen one of flatware prophecy. Sure, today’s spork may be a plastic peasant, he admits, but tomorrow’s “Super Spork” will "evolutionize" the table, calculating macros mid-bite, diagnosing gout before dessert, and maybe filing your taxes between courses. He paints a post-apocalyptic buffet where the spork reigns supreme as the lone survivor of the silverware drawer. Kirk calls him a glassy-eyed flatware futurist and demands actual improvements beyond vibes and vaporware.  Cornered, Kraig immediately pivots into ranting about the history of the spork with questionable facts. Moderator Jed tries to keep the debate from tarnishing, while Hung Juror Professor Safety quietly pleads with both debaters to try and make some kind of a cogent argument at some point. It’s scoop vs stab, prong vs wrong, on this sharply divided episode of Mass Debate!

    20 min
  4. Mass Debate: Which Drink was the Dopest for 90s High Schoolers? - Yoo-hoo vs Capri-Sun

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    Mass Debate: Which Drink was the Dopest for 90s High Schoolers? - Yoo-hoo vs Capri-Sun

    On this week's episode, we’re crackin’ open a cold bottle of 90s nostalgia and seeing which lunchroom legend reigns supreme: Yoo-hoo or Capri-Sun? Jed blasts out of the gates with a two-fisted trip down memory lane, claiming Yoo-hoo was the undisputed champ of vending machines, the chocolatey brown elixir of champions and every sweaty teenager’s post-P.E. reward. But Kraig jabs back with a shiny pouch full of flavor variety, arguing that Capri Sun came in ten flavors and one unspoken truth: stabbing that pouch was a rite of passage. The Q&A spirals into a full-on Freudian field day as the debate somehow becomes 50% beverage analysis, 50% phallic symbolism. Jed furiously defends shaking that glass bottle with both hands like it owes him lunch money, while Kraig describes the Capri-Sun puncture as “precision tip play for the hydration elite.” Kraig even dares to claim it’s made with real fruit juice, sending Jed scrambling to identify exactly what Yoo-hoo is, aside from “definitely not chocolate milk.” Moderator Kirk tries to keep things hydrated, only to succumb to cotton-mouth and lose all control. It’s pseudo-juice vs choco-water, pouch vs bottle, and one wildly inappropriate health class tangent on this totally thirst quenching episode of Mass Debate!

    23 min
  5. Mass Debate: Who Was the Best Spider-Man? - Garfield vs Holland vs Maguire

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    Mass Debate: Who Was the Best Spider-Man? - Garfield vs Holland vs Maguire

    On this week's episode, it’s a tangled web of chaos as Jed, Kirk, and special guest Jonathan "G-Man" Goolsby swing headfirst into the great power, great responsibility, and greatly unnecessary drama of Who Was the Best Spider-Man: Garfield, Holland, or Maguire? Kirk crawls in early with Team Holland, claiming Tom’s the perfect hybrid of teen awkwardness and proven hero, and boasting more MCU movies under his belt than Aunt May has lovers post-Uncle Ben. Jed clings to the wall of nostalgia like a radioactive barnacle, swearing Tobey set the gold standard with the best villains, best crying face, and best ability to look 32 in high school. Then G-Man ziplines in, shirtless in spirit, insisting Andrew Garfield was “the sexiest Spider snack of them all”, praising his temple-tier body, hunky swag, and ability to thwip his way into your heart and pants. But when the Balls-to-the-Wall Q&A starts, G-Man gets caught in his own web of confusion, mixing up villains like a drunk multiverse, crediting Garfield with fighting Sandman and Vulture in a three way cage match. Jed pirouettes around questions about Tobey’s geriatric high school era, while Kirk plays the "emotional resonance" card so hard it nearly swings the debate into therapy. Moderator Kraig tries to keep the web untangled, but by the end, everyone’s stuck in their own Spidey logic. It’s Peter vs Peter vs Peter in a multiversal mess of spandex, sobbing, and suspicious timelines on this amazing, spectacular, web-slinging episode of Mass Debate!

    27 min
  6. Mass Debate: Which Animal Would Win in a Fight to the Death? - Giraffe vs Rhinoceros

    JAN 27

    Mass Debate: Which Animal Would Win in a Fight to the Death? - Giraffe vs Rhinoceros

    On this week's episode, it’s the clash of the savanna titans as Kraig and special guest Chris Morris square off in a fight to the death between a giraffe and a rhinoceros. Kraig gallops out of the gate swinging...literally, claiming the giraffe is nature’s sleeper agent, lulling foes into a false sense of serenity before going full Happy Gilmore with that neck-meets-sledgehammer skull. Chris isn't fazed, describing the rhino as a low-to-the-ground girth goblin built for one thing: nut-seeking destruction. He claims that one well-placed horn jab would turn the giraffe’s majestic stride into a tragic, nutless wobble. Kraig fires back that giraffes are limber legends, capable of ballerina-level footwork and dodging like a goddamn leaf in the wind. But Chris shuts it down by calling the giraffe “a sentient crane on stilts” and insists a single leg hit would turn that longboi into a falling Jenga tower. Moderator Kirk tries to keep the beastly bloodbath cordial, while Hung Juror Jed starts sketching Geoffrey Giraffe-Rocksteady fanfic in his notes. It’s length vs girth and elegance vs obliteration, on this savagely stupid episode of Mass Debate!

    22 min
  7. Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Rambo vs The Terminator

    JAN 20

    Mass Debate: Who is the Better Character? - Rambo vs The Terminator

    On this week's episode, bullets fly and logic dies as Kraig and special guest Ian Picciano square off over which cinematic badass reigns supreme: Rambo or The Terminator? Kraig bursts in shirtless and waving a flag, declaring Rambo an all-American meat missile, forged in the fires of freedom and shirtless vengeance. But Ian doesn’t flinch, calmly revealing that the Terminator is literally made of American steel and could crush Rambo like a juice box in a minefield. Kraig fumbles the flag and backpedals hard, scrambling to rebrand the Terminator as some secret ICE-funded robo-narc, only for Ian to shut it down by quoting Kraig’s own anti-Terminator rant from two minutes earlier. With his logic bleeding out, Kraig attempts a desperate pivot, shouting “Okay fine—Rambo vs Sarah Connor, then!” Moderator Jed just blinks in disbelief, while Hung Juror Kirk wonders aloud if they’re debating or auditioning for Expendables 7: Midlife Crisis Reloaded. It's flesh vs metal, freedom vs firmware, and the collapse of rhetorical dignity on this episode of Mass Debate!

    23 min
  8. Mass Debate: Which Dakota is Better? - South vs North

    JAN 13

    Mass Debate: Which Dakota is Better? - South vs North

    On this week's episode, the battle lines are drawn straight across the Great Plains as special guest Andy Bateman and Jed face off over one burning question: Which Dakota is better - South or North? Andy comes out swinging with the geographic equivalent of a mic drop, firing off location names like Wall Drug, Mount Rushmore, and Sturgis with zero context but maximum devastation. Jed, meanwhile, stares into the void, realizing North Dakota may just be a Canadian buffer zone with oil money and stars. As Andy continues steamrolling with pure noun-based dominance, things take a surreal turn when he starts coaching Jed mid-debate, casually offering North Dakota facts like a bored TA watching a freshman flounder through a book report. Moderator Kraig tries to keep a straight face, while Hung Juror Kirk silently draws a buffalo on his notepad and writes “pray 4 Jed” underneath. Watch in real time as Jed’s will to argue evaporates somewhere between Minot and existential dread - on this absolutely directionless episode of Mass Debate!

    26 min
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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  • Creator
    Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    71
  • Rating
    Explicit
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