Blank Propaganda Machine

Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

  1. Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy (Most Iconic SNL Cast Member?) | Mass Debate

    21H AGO

    Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy (Most Iconic SNL Cast Member?) | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, Studio 8H becomes the Thunderdome as Jed and JT throw down over the most iconic Saturday Night Live cast member of all time: Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy. Moderator Kirk tosses in a Happy Fun Sized curveball by letting Jed pick any SNL cast member to challenge Eddie, and Jed immediately slaps the table with full cowbell confidence, claiming Ferrell could steal a sketch with one confused stare and a sweater vest, turning even throwaway parts into comedy folklore.  JT fires back like a leather-clad comedy assassin, arguing Eddie didn’t need a stacked cast to survive...he WAS the stacked cast. According to JT, Ferrell is basically the world’s funniest supporting actor, while Eddie spent decades dominating movies, stand-up, television, and somehow even the music charts. Jed counters by calling Eddie a limousine-level diva, accusing him of being so narcissistic he probably laughs at his own laugh tracks. JT responds by implying Ferrell’s entire career is just loud confidence and aggressively committed yelling. Moderator Kirk desperately tries to keep the debate from becoming a Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, while Hung Juror Kraig watches like a man trapped between a Spartan and Gumby. It’s Cowbell Coolness vs James Brown Funk, elf vs raw talent, and a comedy clash so massive it should’ve aired on a movie screen. Live from an attic in Cincinnati...it's Mass Debate!

    28 min
  2. Thumb Out vs Tucked (Proper Way to Give the Finger?) | Mass Debate

    MAY 5

    Thumb Out vs Tucked (Proper Way to Give the Finger?) | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, decorum dies a glorious death as Kirk and Jed flip the bird with surgical precision over the proper way to give the finger: Thumb Out vs Tucked. Kirk extends himself proudly for Team Thumb Out, arguing it’s the effortless insult, a casual flick of disrespect that says “you’re not even worth full hand engagement.” He even compares it to a pinky-out tea sip - refined, dismissive, and devastatingly classy. Jed clenches up for Team Tuck, claiming the fully committed fist delivers 90% power, 100% intention, and proves you’re not just flipping someone off...you’re sending a message with authority and exuding pure bravado. Things spiral when Jed tries to pivot into bizarre Star Trek-themed sex act analogies, claiming he “goes full Vulcan” in ways absolutely no one asked him to elaborate on. Kirk, unfazed, declares thumb war, saying the extended thumb is the lazy man’s masterpiece, while Jed insists tucked is the heavyweight champion of hand-based hostility. Moderator Kraig tries to keep things from turning into a full hand-to-hand combat spectacle, while Hung Juror Ian studies both techniques like he’s about to submit a thesis on vulgar shadow puppets. It’s finesse vs force, class vs clench, and a debate that truly sticks the landing, on this finger-extending episode of Mass Debate!

    21 min
  3. Slap Chop Vince vs Billy Mays (Most Iconic TV Pitch Man?) | Mass Debate

    APR 28

    Slap Chop Vince vs Billy Mays (Most Iconic TV Pitch Man?) | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, get ready to be sham-wowed as Kraig and Jed shout, slap, and scrub their way through who’s the most iconic TV pitch man: Slap Chop Vince or Billy Mays? Kraig comes out slapping nuts and taking names for Team Vince, calling him a back-alley blender boss, a streetwise slicer who sold kitchen gadgets like he was moving product out the back of an El Camino. He paints Vince as a no-frills, all-thrills hustle machine, while throwing shade at Billy’s “alleged” off-camera antics. Jed fires back immediately, calling Vince a human cartoon weasel and crowning Billy the undisputed king of loud, proud, blue-shirted dominance. He argues Billy’s legacy is so strong he’s basically been canonized in the Church of Ron Popeil, still outselling Vince from beyond the grave. Jed also calls Kraig out for never once sharing a real Slap Chop story, accusing him of having zero hands-on passion for his own argument. Kraig, cornered and unhinged, doubles down with a savage claim that Billy having been Oxi-Cleansed from this mortal coil means he forfeited the crown, proving Vince had the staying power. Moderator Kirk tries to keep the whole thing from going Kaboom, while Hung Juror Chris Morris looks like he’s about to buy something just to make it stop. It’s chop vs clean, pitch vs scream, and a debate so loud it comes with its own “But wait, there’s more!”, on this aggressively exciting episode of Mass Debate!

    25 min
  4. Masters of the Universe vs Flash Gordon (Better 80s Sci-Fi Movie?) | Mass Debate

    APR 21

    Masters of the Universe vs Flash Gordon (Better 80s Sci-Fi Movie?) | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the cosmos gets messier than Dolph Lundgren's accent as JT and Kraig blast off into a neon-soaked showdown over which 80s sci-fi movie rules the galaxy: Masters of the Universe or Flash Gordon. JT plants his flag on Eternia for Team He-Man, calling him the ultimate “I have the power” fantasy: a muscle-bound meathead who made every kid feel like a hero and wasn’t afraid to recruit a whole squad of lovable freaks to get the job done. Kraig fires back with full space-royalty energy, insisting Flash Gordon is the original intergalactic blueprint: a lightning bolt of camp, chaos, and Queen-powered swagger that He-Man just aped off of like a cosmic copycat. Things get spicy when Kraig calls Flash “a man’s hero” and labels He-Man “Saturday morning Trix...strictly for kids,” before grilling JT about his boy being a sword-swinging, cat-riding sexist. JT snaps back by accusing Kraig of going full Marjorie Taylor Greene, and suddenly the debate’s less sci-fi and more sci-why. Moderator Jed tries to keep the space lanes clear, but this thing warps into hyperspeed nonsense faster than you can say “By the power of Greyskull.” It’s camp vs cartoon, lightning vs loincloth, and absolutely no oxygen left in the room, on this out-of-this-world episode of Mass Debate!

    24 min
  5. Mass Debate: Care Bears vs Gummi Bears (Who Wins in a Death Match?)

    APR 7

    Mass Debate: Care Bears vs Gummi Bears (Who Wins in a Death Match?)

    On this week's episode, childhood comfort gets absolutely curb-stomped as Kraig and Kirk turn Saturday morning sweetness into a full-blown sugar massacre over Care Bears vs Gummi Bears: Who wins in a death match? Kraig opens with a soft, cuddly haymaker, claiming the Care Bears are emotionally stable, love-powered tanks raised in cloud-based households with zero baggage and maximum beam potential. He paints the Gummi Bears as juice-chugging addicts, too busy fiending for their next hit of Gummi Berry Juice to mount any real offense. Kirk immediately flips the script, calling the Care Bears tie-dye pushovers who’d be too busy singing “Care Bear Stare” like it’s a group therapy session, while the Gummi Bears are fully juiced-up chaos goblins, bouncing off walls, ceilings, and moral boundaries with high-octane gummy rage. He argues one sip turns them into trampoline-powered wrecking balls, ready to turn Care-a-Lot into Dead-a-Lot. Moderator Jed tries to keep the vibes gentle, but this thing gets sticky fast, while Hung Juror G-Man looks like he’s reconsidering every toy he’s ever hugged. It’s love vs lunacy, hugs vs hops, and a battle so sweet it rots your teeth...and your soul, on this unbearably brutal episode of Mass Debate!

    25 min
  6. Mass Debate: Ferris Bueller's Day Off vs The Breakfast Club (Better 80s Teen Movie?)

    MAR 31

    Mass Debate: Ferris Bueller's Day Off vs The Breakfast Club (Better 80s Teen Movie?)

    On this week's episode, we cut class and head straight to detention as Ian and Jed throw down over the greatest 80s teen movie: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off vs The Breakfast Club. Ian ditches school in style for Team Ferris, calling him the patron saint of playing hooky, a fourth-wall-breaking wizard who borrows Ferraris, steals parades, and makes rebellion look like a day spa. Jed fires back from the library with Club Breakfast, arguing it’s not just a movie, it’s a masterpiece that breaks down cliques faster than Bender breaks rules, proving brains, athletes, basket cases, princesses, and criminals are all just one Saturday away from a group therapy breakthrough. Ian insists Ferris is the ultimate teen fantasy: cool, clever, and completely consequence-proof, while Jed counters that Ferris is basically a charisma cheat code, whereas The Breakfast Club actually does the homework on what high school feels like. Moderator Kirk tries to keep order but this thing cuts class harder than Ferris himself, while Hung Juror Kraig just keeps yelling “FREE CAMERON” like it’s a movement. It’s parade vs detention, joyride vs soul-search, and one seriously classless clash of 80s icons - on this totally tubular episode of Mass Debate!

    21 min
  7. Mass Debate: Janet Jackson's Nipple vs Prince (Best Super Bowl Halftime Appearance?)

    MAR 24

    Mass Debate: Janet Jackson's Nipple vs Prince (Best Super Bowl Halftime Appearance?)

    On this week's episode, things get super bowl-derline unhinged as Professor Safety and Kirk go helmet-to-helmet over the ultimate question: What’s the greatest halftime show of all time - Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” or Prince in the rain? Professor Safety comes out firing like it’s fourth-and-chaos, declaring “the nipple” a pop culture Hail Mary - a moment so shocking it went toe-to-toe with Tom Brady for clutch performance of the decade. He argues it was the last time live TV felt dangerous, before everything got delay-buttoned into oblivion. Kirk counters with full Purple Rain energy, calling Prince’s performance a masterclass in musical dominance, a show so technically perfect it made the weather cooperate on cue. He claims Janet’s moment completely overshadowed the actual music, while Prince somehow united football fans in a shared moment of funk, awe, and very confusing self-discovery. Professor Safety doubles down, saying the releasing of the nipple is now enshrined in the chaotic museum of American history, while Kirk fires back that it was clearly a media plot to spike ratings and scramble brains nationwide. Moderator Kraig tries to keep the game clock running, but this debate fumbles into madness faster than a buttered football, while Hung Juror Jed just keeps asking if this counts as a special teams play. It’s shock vs shockwave, scandal vs spectacle, and absolutely no replay review, on this outrageously overexposed episode of Mass Debate!

    22 min
  8. Mass Debate: Roger Rabbit vs Bugs Bunny (More Fun to Get High With?)

    MAR 17

    Mass Debate: Roger Rabbit vs Bugs Bunny (More Fun to Get High With?)

    On this week's episode, things get looney and toon-ed up as Jed and G-Man spark one up over who would be more fun to get high with: Roger Rabbit or Bugs Bunny. Jed jumps in for Team Roger, calling him the full cartoon package - wild energy, slapstick chaos, and a plus-one that turns heads faster than a record scratch. G-Man immediately calls foul, accusing Jed of burning runtime without a punchline, and counters with Bugs as the ultimate chill companion - a carrot-chomping, chess master playing mind games while everyone else forgets where they left the lighter. But then things get extra animated. G-Man accuses Jed of trying to re-write Roger’s script and slide into his co-star’s relationship like a mythical unciorn, while Jed fires back that Bugs is a buzzkill philosopher, the type to pause mid-session and ask, “what’s up, doc… with your life choices?” G-Man doubles down, saying Roger’s energy would go from fun to full-blown toon tornado in five minutes, while Bugs would keep it smooth, social, and hare-raisingly relaxed. Moderator Kirk tries to keep the smoke from taking over the conversation, while Hung Juror Kraig watches the debate spiral into a surprisingly deep dive on egos, insecurities, and animated coping mechanisms. It’s zany vs zen, slapstick vs slick, and a full-blown identity trip wrapped in cartoon chaos, on this high-flying episode of Mass Debate!

    23 min
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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  • Creator
    Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    79
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Blank Propaganda Machine
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