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A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Botched: A D&D Podcast Giant Size Team Up Network

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    • 4.9 • 333 Ratings

A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

    Botched: A D&D Podcast Season 6 Episode 6 LURRRRRRRCH

    Botched: A D&D Podcast Season 6 Episode 6 LURRRRRRRCH

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally, a connecting thread between our stories. A train! However, everyone seems to be at different distances from this train.

    Louise, Feaster, and Mr. Patrick are looking to pick up some booze before their very long drive. However, they may instead be ditching some dead weight.

    Sal and the gang continue to drive a stolen suburban around, but at a gas station they find out a little about themselves, before finding an unlikely ally.

    Lastly, Charlie, Boof and Jeff try to make it on foot to the train, while avoiding hundreds of feral people, and getting on the train before the hundreds of people who were there before them.

    Will everyone survive the session? What is Karl hiding from the rest of the group? How will Feaster get to the train when the driver only goes the speed limit? What’s a pop up sears? Tune in and find out!

    We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

    Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

    Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

    Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

    You can watch the show live on Twitch!

    Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

    Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

    Editor: Dennis

    Producer: Phil and Dennis

    Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

    Publisher: Phil and Dennis

    Art by Emily Swan

    Music by Gozer


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    • 1 hr 26 min
    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP5 The Rules of the Road

    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP5 The Rules of the Road

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The timelines have almost lined up! Unfortunately Sal and the gang are in quite the crappy situation...so they steal ANOTHER car.

    Boofington is just as disgusting as you could imagine, however it is not as safe as you would hope. Attacked by a group of incredibly aggressive people they have to fight for their lives!

    Who doesn’t enjoy a joy ride around Myrtle Beach? Well, maybe not when buildings are burning, there’s wreckage everywhere, and your driver is the absolute worst.

    How will Louise and Feaster get out of Myrtle Beach? Will they have to do it sober? Does Boofington have a licensed physician? What is the best way to hose off food so it is no longer covered in human feces? Tune in and find out!

    We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

    Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

    Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

    Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

    You can watch the show live on Twitch!

    Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

    Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

    Editor: Dennis

    Producer: Phil and Dennis

    Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

    Publisher: Phil and Dennis

    Art by Emily Swan

    Music by Gozer


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    Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP4 A Pasty Grand Slam

    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP4 A Pasty Grand Slam

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The three groups have changed drastically as lives have been lost and allies made.

    Sal and the gang decide to rob a Denny’s for their sweet sweet horse cream, only to find the employees are not quite as helpless as they assume.

    Louise and Feaster make a new, very slow driving ally, in an attempt to escape Myrtle Beach.

    Jeff and Charlie limp their way into the woods only to find an unlikely ally in an unlikely place.

    When will these groups come together? Is there a way to save these incredibly angry people? How much horse cream is enough horse cream? How hard is it to chew solid food when your teeth are made of cicada shells? Tune in and find out!

    We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

    Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

    Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

    Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

    You can watch the show live on Twitch!

    Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

    Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

    Editor: Dennis

    Producer: Phil and Dennis

    Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

    Publisher: Phil and Dennis

    Art by Emily Swan

    Music by Gozer


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    Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

    • 1 hr 33 min
    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP3 Absolutely Gutted

    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP3 Absolutely Gutted

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We continue to follow three groups as they attempt to survive the insanity that the world has become.

    The first story picks up as a plane is about to crash into the highway where Charlie, Ben and Jeff are running away from. This may sound like the most dangerous part of the story, but is it?

    Mike Feaster, Louise, and Mr. Peebers have made it to the bar, but it doesn’t seem particularly safe either. Not with an amputated woman, and one of those incredibly violent people inside.

    Lastly, Sal has to deal with some very angry passengers before realizing his bus is probably too messy to continue on his journey. It’s probably best to find alternative transportation, and some cheap food.

    What is the best way to cauterize a wound in a kitchen? What would you do for love? What is a horse girl? How many characters can die in an episode? Tune in and find out!

    We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

    Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

    Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

    Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

    You can watch the show live on Twitch!

    Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

    Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

    Editor: Dennis

    Producer: Phil and Dennis

    Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

    Publisher: Phil and Dennis

    Art by Emily Swan

    Music by Gozer


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    Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP2 Escalating Chaos

    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP2 Escalating Chaos

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The world has gone to hell in a handbasket, and rather quickly. Our story revolves around 3 groups of people all trying to survive this escalation of violence in different areas of the east coast of the US.

    The first story tonight involves old Sal the bus driver. To him, this is a fairly normal stop at the Waffle House, but soon he will find, things are a bit more complicated than a few hungry meth heads.

    Our second story revolves around a reluctant worker, now very apt to get to work where he can lock down the building and clock in. However, his manager is not having quite as easy a time (especially since Mike stole her bike), and Mr. Peebers is well...Mr. Peebers.

    Our final story revolves around Charlie, as she and her boyfriend were trying to move out of her fathers house. Being gravely wounded, the trio decide to follow the advice of the radio and head to the nearby town of Cartersville, Georgia. Only to find, the road will not be an easy one.

    Why has everyone lost their minds? Why don’t they let 90 year old men perform surgery? Where is the safest place on the beach during a riot? What the hell does perpendicular mean? Tune in and find out!

    We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

    Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

    Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

    Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

    You can watch the show live on Twitch!

    Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

    Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

    Editor: Dennis

    Producer: Phil and Dennis

    Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

    Publisher: Phil and Dennis

    Art by Emily Swan

    Music by Gozer


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    Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

    • 1 hr 23 min
    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP1 Possum Pancakes, Mr. Peebers, and Horse Cream (A Live Dragoncon Show)

    Botched: A D&D Podcast S6 EP1 Possum Pancakes, Mr. Peebers, and Horse Cream (A Live Dragoncon Show)

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The first episode of the new season! You may find this one to be a little different. That’s because we recorded it live at Dragoncon for the first time ever!

    The story centers around three groups of characters. Our first is a couple trying desperately to move out of the father’s house. Things progress as might one expect in a strange southern swamp family, before a sudden car accident leads to an unusual encounter.

    The second group is a man, his dog, and his boss waking up after a birthday party from the night before. As each tries to wrestle with the idea of what to do after waking, violent beach goers attempt to crash the house.

    Finally, a bus driver stops at a Waffle House at 3am. The waiter tries to show him how to safely dodge fungus, while also dealing with his elderly bus riders. Only to discover that some of the patrons of the Waffle House are not that friendly.

    What is causing these people to go insane? How will these people deal with their equally crazy situations? What is in Freedom Valley Horse Cream? Tune in and find out!

    From the point of view of someone flipping through channels, you get an idea of not just what’s happening locally, but from a global perspective too! You’ll hear news shows, debate shows, talk shows, and some news from around the world.

    What do all these clips mean? What is going on in the world? Why is there so much talk of fungus? When does the vomiting begin? Tune in and find out!

    We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

    A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!

    Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

    Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

    Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

    You can watch the show live on Twitch!

    Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

    Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna

    Editor: Dennis

    Producer: Phil and Dennis

    Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Clay, Daniel H, Disgruntled Furniture, Notordirf, TheGamersGalaxy

    Publisher: Phil and Dennis

    Art by Emily Swan

    Music by Gozer


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    Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

    • 1 hr 25 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
333 Ratings

333 Ratings

Allybug21 ,

Love!

Absolutely incredible 🥰

Steves’s Grandma ,

Best of the Worst

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lickwiner ,

Been binging this for like two months now

I discovered botched after some friends wanted to try D&D so I figured what could be better than the drunk version of it. Through all the excessive vomiting and bullying of Phil you get to see people play as murder hobos and do fun accents, Dennis works great as a dm and makes interesting worlds while keeping it fun for listeners, Tristan with his absurd characters and hilarious interactions, Austin with his awesome voice acting and great characters, Phil as being the friend everyone bullies and picks on but he still keeps it fun and awesome even though he is Italian, and then there’s some other guy named John or something like that.
If you are looking for a fun podcast with some wacky situations then this is the one to go for.

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