Botched: A D&D Podcast

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COMEDY
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A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules.

6D AGO

On a Diamond Train to Philly

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Schools can be extremely stressful places. There are so many sources of stress including creepy janitors, peer pressure, and of course, tests. Sometimes that stress and anxiety can become…something else. In this week’s story we find out just how bad anxiety can get in some people. This episode features Phil’s least favorite form of body horror: hand stuff! For some reason there are 3 psychiatrists also moonlighting as college janitors. Lucky for them they find someone who appears to be completely out of their mind so they can get them to their facility. What is the cause of this anxiety? What exactly is this person doing to deal with their anxiety? Who are these weird janitors? How much would a train car made of diamond cost and how would you even make it? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

1h 7m
MAR 3

A Beautiful Day in the Dungeon

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Castles are amazing places. Thought of in fantasy, but also existing in our own reality. Run down and forgotten castles hold untold mysteries and possibilities of adventure. But, maybe they hide other things… In this instance, some very…adventurous explorers check out this castle for…reasons. They are successful in their mission (to the detriment of us all), but decide to investigate the lower levels. Hiding in the depths of the castle is a dungeon. But of course, this is no ordinary dungeon. At first, it just seems abandoned, but it seems to seek out certainly guilty parties and punish them as it sees fit. Who are these explorers? Why are they in this castle? What is up with this anomalous dungeon? How good is Dennis’ Mr. Rogers impression? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

1h 11m
FEB 24

Small Town Big Mistakes

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! There seems to be an awful lot of strange goings on in small town America. In the smallest of towns, the folks find one of their fellow townsfolk murdered! They all suspect who is behind it. That new guy, the grifter who they just noticed., Sure, they claim to actually be the one who was murdered, and maybe some of the other folks say the same…but the townsfolk know the truth! And justice must be delivered! The Foundation catches wind of these strange occurrences and decides to try to save one of these people and investigate the anomaly fully. If the victim isn’t actually the victim, who is it? Why do most townsfolk believe the target of their justice is some stranger and not the person they know? How does this anomaly work? Is there any way to stop it? How many Italian deli bars do you think there were in 1950’s Arkansas? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

1h 26m
FEB 17

Payphones Gotta Pay

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A group of SCP Foundation field agents are sent to Hoboken, New Jersey to investigate the disappearance of a 20 year old man. The field agents are given no information before arriving and it isn’t quite clear what is anomalous about this disappearance. After terrorizing the poor family of the victim, these top notch investigators take it upon themselves to investigate the surrounding area. While doing so, they terrorize children, bother a technical institute, and make fools of themselves. However, after they find out who the missing person actually is, they realize the absolute horror of their mistakes. Who is this missing person? What happened to them? Who are these investigators? What did they do? Why is the protocol for avoiding responsibility at the SCP to just shoot the phone? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

1h 2m
FEB 10

Butterworthless Family

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Serpent’s Hand is continuing to try to both help and educate the SCP Foundation regarding the dangers of The Scarlet King. As the keepers of the Infinite Library, they have a literal infinite amount of knowledge at their disposal. The Scarlet King poses a threat that transcends time and space. The Serpent’s Hand doesn’t believe it possible to defeat the Scarlet King, but possibly you can keep him out of this dimension. In order to do that, the first thing they must do is stop a cult from performing a ritual on a group of women. The foundation sends a group of well to do warehouse guards to accomplish this task. Who is this rag tag group of hoity toity professionals? What does this cult want with this group of women? What to do once the women are saved? When will Tristan learn how attacks of opportunity work? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on⁠Twitter⁠,⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on⁠Youtube⁠, like us on⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams!⁠Dennis⁠,⁠Phil⁠,⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts:⁠Dennis⁠,⁠Phil⁠,⁠Tristan⁠,⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers:⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by⁠Gozer⁠

1h 30m
FEB 3

Padre Monke

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Serpent’s Hand has one last location for them to investigate. Unsure of what the meaning behind this is, the Foundation investigates. Of course, for some reason, they send some super swole priests…to Iraq to investigate the coordinates. They land miles away in the desert, but when traveling on land, they find that the surrounding landscape changes drastically as they approach the coordinates. A barren desert becomes a lush forest. In the far distance, however, are two items that are definitely up the Foundation’s alley. First is a portal in the sky, which looks like it may very well be to the mythical Garden of Eden. The second, is what is guarding the portal. A 1000 foot tall flaming angel, always standing at the ready. Why did the Serpent’s Hand alert the Foundation of this anomaly? What are they trying to tell the SCP Foundation? Who is this rag tag group of swole priests sent on the mission? Who is this towering flaming entity? Why does the foundation have so many skilled monkeys? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

1h 14m
JAN 27

3 Brothers and An Old Man

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The SCP Foundation has received a mysterious letter from the Serpent’s Hand. They desperately want the Serpent’s Hand to open up their Infinite Library to the SCP, but that organization isn’t exactly fond of them. The letter directs them to remote location, so the Foundation, of course, sends a few friends of Dr. Franklinstein. They find a scene of complete destruction and death, but also another clue. These clues lead them to a fairly unassuming old man. The man seems cordial, and has no problem going with the foundation. In fact, he wants them to help him with something. Who is this old man? What sort of anomalous properties does he have? What does he want from the SCP Foundation? Can they help him? Did Dr. Franklinstein give work to more unqualified friends? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

1h 2m
JAN 20

Too Many Olives

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! At some point, Dr. Franklinstein has to run out of friends. In this episode of “What Does Dr. Franklinstein’s Friend, Want This Time?” one of the leading sellers of lives in the Midwest calls with a dire request. Apparently, someone in Damascus is growing and selling so many olives that it is throwing the entire olive industry off kilter. What makes it stranger is that this farm was unknown until recently, and the amount of land they own just doesn’t seem to match up with the amount of olives it produces. Upon further investigation, it seems that this olive grove is a lot bigger than it looks. Due to a pocket dimension in the center of the grove. Who is Dr. Franklinstein’s friend? What’s the deal with this pocket dimension? Is there anything other than olive trees there? Why did Dennis call Stephen’s character a piece of shit? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠

1h 28m

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352 Ratings

SCP-007-J

Jan 16

Tal'Shee

Description: SCP-007-J is a blueberry muffin which belonged to Foundation Officer Evan, prior to the discovery of its anomalous nature and its subsequent designation as an SCP. SCP-007-J was identified during Officers Blake and Evan's assigned lunch hour on ██/██/████. The anomaly occurred during a phone call Officer Evan received, which required him to leave the room. Whilst unobserved by Officer Blake, SCP-007-J, which Officer Evan had left unattended on his desk (planning to consume it after his phone call, believing it to be an ordinary muffin), disappeared by unknown means, leaving only a residue of unknown properties on Officer Blake's lips.
Such a fun podcast! Makes me love DND

09/18/2024

MultiColoredMind

I was never into DnD until I came across this podcast, the SCP/DND crossover is the perfect combination! The guys are so funny. Dennis is a PERFECT dm with his dry humor and sarcastic comments. Phil, Tristan, and Steve really make the show immersive with characters they commit to completely. (The voices and names are always on point!) I recommend this show to anyone who loves a good story with some fun moments!
Congratulations on the 400th

11/16/2023

ShForrest

Give it a chance if you like D&D These guys (and gal that plays guys) are awesome. I have laughed, I have cried, I have listened to this podcast. None of those things are related. Please still punch Tristan, even though I wrote a review. Five stars.
Having a blast listening.

06/13/2023

Lieut. Gump

These people sound like they are having the most fun recording. They have great characters like Skrothor, Yokkish, and Boof. I highly recommend looking for the archives and listening to earlier seasons. It’s not necessary but we’ll worth the time. Keep up the good work.