Breakfast With Kid

Breakfast With Kid – The solo morning rant from a true podcasting dinosaur who’s been at this shit since before it had a name. Born in 2013 as the bastard side-chick to The Notorious Goin’ Deep Show (which kicked off in ’04 when podcasting still sounded like a venereal disease), Kid fired off a few hundred episodes of his Breakfast Show before a catastrophic junk injury during an ill-fated threesome involving a trapeze, a gallon of baby oil, and a rogue ceiling fan. Doctors said he’d never podcast again… but here we are. No cohosts. No guests. No script. Just him, a coffee, and whatever unfiltered b******t is bouncing around his thick skull in the morning. This ain’t your polished, sponsor-safe, focus-grouped modern podcast slop. Kid A.G. is an old purist—raw, real, off-the-cuff, and in the moment. He says whatever the hell he wants, consequences and hurt feelings be damned. Part of a crew that’s dropped thousands of episodes since the stone age of podcasting Expect zero filter, maximum sarcasm, and the kind of brutal honesty that makes snowflakes melt. It’s like waking up inside the head of your most unapologetic, foul-mouthed friend who’s been doing this shit longer than most of today’s “podcasters” have been alive. Grab your glass pacifier, strap in, and go deep… solo style.

  1. Land of the Greed Home of the Gluttony

    MAR 10

    Land of the Greed Home of the Gluttony

    Join The Kid as he returns from a family road trip to Florida, tanned and totally pissed off. This episode dives into hard-earned lessons in patience while driving cross-country with children—hats off to parents who survived it back in the day! But the real rant kicks in with skyrocketing gas prices under that orange Cheeto-dusted dipshit in charge: When's the last time Trump pumped his own gas? Wars raging, headlines screaming "if they rise, they rise," and no one's calling out how this admin's even more f****d up than the last. Vacation mode? Tried dodging the news to protect the youngsters innocence, but greed slapped us at every stop—prices soaring, everything more expensive. Are we great again? For f**k's sake, when's enough enough? Flashback to Trump in the '80s: banging hookers, diddling little girls—did this guy ever think he'd inflate like a hot dog at 80? Greed spotlight: Florida baseball bliss turned nightmare with MLB's blackout b******t and streaming hoops. All he wanted was USA vs. Mexico in the World Baseball Classic? "Not available" everywhere—greedy f***s pissing off fans for more cash. Commissioner, explain yourself! Enter Buc-ee's: American gluttony on steroids—madhouse chaos like an ant farm apocalypse. Clean bathrooms? Sure, but the sell-sell-sell vibe backfired hard. Beach scene? Wall-E rejects hauling Costco snack totes at 2:30 PM—no kids, just whale asses waddling. How do fat f***s even... yikes. Ty Cobb Museum detour: Racist legend with killer focus—started a hospital, went to war—but dial it back, folks. Ties to today's Cheeto fuckface hiking groceries: Any redeeming qualities? Deep down, he thinks lining pockets is patriotic. Use foreign gifts for that unbuilt wall? Check the facts. Florida's old folks glued to Fox News—happier ignoring politics 'til the pump hits. Draft rumors (SendBaronTrump.com for laughs), Mr. Bone Spurs dodging. Lessons: Stop the greed, find endearing qualities (even in maniacs eyeing Canada as the 51st state). Watch this guy fall apart on TV—slurring like the last admin they bashed. Positive note: Someday it'll end, hopefully sans nukes.

    20 min

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Breakfast With Kid – The solo morning rant from a true podcasting dinosaur who’s been at this shit since before it had a name. Born in 2013 as the bastard side-chick to The Notorious Goin’ Deep Show (which kicked off in ’04 when podcasting still sounded like a venereal disease), Kid fired off a few hundred episodes of his Breakfast Show before a catastrophic junk injury during an ill-fated threesome involving a trapeze, a gallon of baby oil, and a rogue ceiling fan. Doctors said he’d never podcast again… but here we are. No cohosts. No guests. No script. Just him, a coffee, and whatever unfiltered b******t is bouncing around his thick skull in the morning. This ain’t your polished, sponsor-safe, focus-grouped modern podcast slop. Kid A.G. is an old purist—raw, real, off-the-cuff, and in the moment. He says whatever the hell he wants, consequences and hurt feelings be damned. Part of a crew that’s dropped thousands of episodes since the stone age of podcasting Expect zero filter, maximum sarcasm, and the kind of brutal honesty that makes snowflakes melt. It’s like waking up inside the head of your most unapologetic, foul-mouthed friend who’s been doing this shit longer than most of today’s “podcasters” have been alive. Grab your glass pacifier, strap in, and go deep… solo style.

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