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Every week, Kurt Metzger tries to find redemption in the awful things he's said the week before. Can Kurt ever get right? Chances are he won't, but you won't want to miss a single episode.

Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Gas Digital Network

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    • 4.6 • 415 Ratings

Every week, Kurt Metzger tries to find redemption in the awful things he's said the week before. Can Kurt ever get right? Chances are he won't, but you won't want to miss a single episode.

    Episode #090 - Plus Sized Man with Brian Scolaro

    Episode #090 - Plus Sized Man with Brian Scolaro

    Comedian Brian Scolaro joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, Emerald's cooking, plus sized models, and we deep dive on Scott Rudin. We talk about how the mafia did it better, the shift from anti military to pro military after 9/11, and why Patrice was right about show business. All this and more on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger!




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    Episode #089 - Stirring Gravy with Bret Ernst

    Episode #089 - Stirring Gravy with Bret Ernst

    Comedian Bret Ernst joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, relationships, Italian Stereotypes, what Joe Pesci thought of Louis C.K's stand up, Bret's work on Cobra Kai, and how the most recent generation of lizard people is doing quite a bad job running things. All this and more on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger!










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    Episode #088 - Crooked Sperm Tails with Mike Calta

    Episode #088 - Crooked Sperm Tails with Mike Calta

    Radio Host Mike Calta joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we talk about all the awful lessons 80's movies taught us, we talk about if Kurt tried to settle down now, what it's like tripping on DMT, and we talk sister wives and poly couple pregnancy mysteries. All this and more on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger!




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    Episode #087 - I Was A Teenage Garbage Wife with Tracey Carnazzo

    Episode #087 - I Was A Teenage Garbage Wife with Tracey Carnazzo

    Comedian Tracey Carnazzo joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we talk about Lena Dunham's plus size clothing line she launched, the throwback Michael Jackson Pepsi commercials with a strange ending, and Tracey fantasizes about the life of luxury she could have if she nabs one of those coveted union garbage men. All this and more on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger!




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    Episode #086 - Sex, Dogs, and Horses with Eddie Ifft

    Episode #086 - Sex, Dogs, and Horses with Eddie Ifft

    Comedian Eddie Ifft joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. Kurt finally learns about the internet meme "wood," the time Eddie was the school teacher for the day, and the man he went to high school that started a Beastiality farm. We talk about the Lil Nas X Satan blood shoes, the Taliban leading the fight against pedophiles, and real life Call of Duty . All this and more on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger!




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    Episode #085 - The Fridging of Ethan Van Sciver with Ethan Van Sciver

    Episode #085 - The Fridging of Ethan Van Sciver with Ethan Van Sciver

    Comic Artist Ethan Van Sciver joins Kurt Metzger on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week we talk about the piece of art that led to Ethan getting cancelled and how he rose from the ashes of that with Cyberfrog, they discuss what harassment really means, we take another look at the "axis of evil" against Star Wars, and why we are forced to cater to people that aren't fans of something in the first place. All this and more on this week's episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger!




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Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
415 Ratings

415 Ratings

old45K ,

Accidental genius!

I love every episode, but when Kurt insinuated/said woke is the waste produced by the machine eating the counterculture, I was inspired!!!! Beautiful!!!!!!

spea75 ,

Great Podcast

Great podcast from a great comedian! I've been a fan of Kurt since the first time I saw him. He's one of the funniest guys out there and he also seems to be a nice guy. If you haven't seen it watch White Precious, one of the funniest standup sets I've ever seen.

Honkypuertorican ,

Great comedian, great podcast

I’ve been a fan of Kurt’s since his first album. Great podcast!

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