Carpe Fide Podcasts

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Two bearded Bible bros creating content (and clothing) critiquing the current cultural climate while conveying Christian comments with comedic...quips.

  1. Ep 219 - Ice Football, Angry Anglicans, and "Procreative" OnlyFans [Carpe Fide]

    2D AGO

    Ep 219 - Ice Football, Angry Anglicans, and "Procreative" OnlyFans [Carpe Fide]

    Justin and Jesse Gruber broadcast from the badlands of South Jersey to officially rename hockey to "Ice Football" and celebrate the beautiful sound of the New Jersey governor getting relentlessly booed by Devils fans. Moving from sports to spiritual gymnastics, the guys trace the 1950s "stay out of our bedroom" movement directly into the modern church. They compare C.S. Lewis's safe, "vanilla" Anglican roots to today's Church of England, highlighting a clergyman's Greta Thunberg-style meltdown over the church not fully affirming "procreative" and "God-glorifying" same-sex marriages. Then, they tackle the ultimate boss of post-truth secular logic: a viral post from a churchgoing, charity-running lesbian mom who claims her spicy OnlyFans account is just her faithfully loving the sensual body God gave her. Plus: Jesse valiantly fights off sleep on mic, the guys realize they completely lost track of their recording time, and they drop a tease for a brand new podcast t-shirt. LINKS  Hockey fans don't like our Governor... Anglican Meltdown Christian OnlyFans?  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com We love hearing from you guys!

    52 min
  2. Ep 218 - Every Spiritual Blessing: Grace [SERMON] [Carpe Fide]

    FEB 20

    Ep 218 - Every Spiritual Blessing: Grace [SERMON] [Carpe Fide]

    In this sermon, Justin dives into the deep theological waters of Ephesians 1:5-6 to explore the tension of divine election and the overwhelming reality of God's grace. Have you ever found yourself wanting to "pause" the Bible's song of praise to lodge a formal complaint with the Creator about fairness?. We tackle the struggle of our finite minds trying to grasp infinite truths, shifting the cultural question of "How dare God choose?" to the truly shocking biblical question: "How dare God save?". Discover why God's plan of salvation and adoption existed before the foundation of the world, why He took "good pleasure" in redeeming us while we were still His enemies, and how Jesus, the Beloved, makes us recipients of "grace upon grace". It's time to stop arguing with the Manager, unpause the music, and sing along with the doxology of His glorious grace!. LINKS  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com We love hearing from you guys!

    56 min
  3. Ep 217 - Bad Bunny, Kid Rock, and the Great White North [Carpe Fide]

    FEB 13

    Ep 217 - Bad Bunny, Kid Rock, and the Great White North [Carpe Fide]

    The bags under our eyes are officially larger than a 2000s-era grocery haul, but the show must go on. In this "Year of the Viral Illness," we’re caffeinated, congested, and ready to break down a news cycle that is somehow even more feverish than we are. In This Episode: California’s Super Surcharge: We look at the "privilege" of playing the Super Bowl in the Golden State, where players are essentially paying a cover charge to the tax man that exceeds most people’s annual salary. The Halftime Whodunit: A deep dive into a show we barely watched. Between discovering Bad Bunny exists and witnessing a Kid Rock performance that was surprisingly... theological? We’re as confused as you are. Jersey "Justice": A loving tribute to the Garden State’s finest, featuring a Governor allergic to federal funds and a Senator who reportedly uses gold bars as interior design accents. The Canadian Implosion: Our neighbors to the north are busy de-platforming denominations for following the Bible and flirting with laws that would make reading Scripture a "hate crime." It’s getting wild in the Great White North. Breaking News—Water is Wet: We dissect the New York Times’ absolute shock and awe at the discovery that legalizing marijuana actually leads to... people smoking more marijuana. Riveting journalism, folks. LINKS  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com We love hearing from you guys!

    48 min
  4. Ep 216 - Every Spiritual Blessing: Chosen [SERMON] [Carpe Fide]

    FEB 6

    Ep 216 - Every Spiritual Blessing: Chosen [SERMON] [Carpe Fide]

    We have another sermon for you this week! Why settle for the "crumbs" of religious entertainment when the Master has invited us to the actual meal? In this exposition of Ephesians 1:4, we confront the weight and glory of the doctrine of Election. Before the stars existed or the foundations of the world were laid, God chose a people—not based on merit or data, but in the sufficient counsel of His own will,. This episode challenges us to stop building "finite mud kingdoms" and go to war against the distractions that compete for our worship, inviting us to find the ultimate joy of standing holy and blameless before our Father. Preached by Justin at Missio Dei Church LINKS  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com We love hearing from you guys!

  5. Ep 11 - Bike [Bluey and the Bible]

    JAN 31

    Ep 11 - Bike [Bluey and the Bible]

    We are back on the wagon and shaking off the rust for another episode of Bluey in the Bible! Join hosts Justin and Jesse as we head to the park for the episode "Bike",. Bluey discovers that riding a bike is "trifficult," leading to the classic declaration: "I quit",. But she isn't the only one struggling! We break down our Favorite Bits, including Bentley getting stuck on the monkey bars ("I'd like to get down now") and Muffin’s hilarious, "unacceptable" meltdown while trying to put on a backpack,. Plus, we discuss why Bingo decides that drinking water off the ground is a valid life choice. In this episode’s Dollar Bucks: Why does Bandit stop Bluey from rushing in to help her friends?. We explore the deep dad-wisdom of letting children struggle to build character, connecting Bandit's patience to Romans 5 and the idea that tribulation brings about perseverance. We also look at Deuteronomy 31 to see how, much like Bandit watching from the bench, God is the one who goes with us and never forsakes us. So, whether you are spinning in circles like Muffin or ready to try again like Bluey, tune in for some laughs and biblical encouragement. As we like to say: Catch you on the flip side, Willy!.

    34 min
  6. Ep 215 - How NOT To Be Held Hostage By Insanity [Carpe Fide]

    JAN 30

    Ep 215 - How NOT To Be Held Hostage By Insanity [Carpe Fide]

    On this episode, we talk about ICE. Let's look at what's going on in Minnesota. Let's talk about Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Let's talk about the responses. No reason not to. Come reason with us! LINKS  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com We love hearing from you guys!

    1h 7m
  7. Ep 214 - Everything is... Low IQ [Carpe Fide]

    JAN 23

    Ep 214 - Everything is... Low IQ [Carpe Fide]

    On this episode, we cover the happenings of one Don Lemon at Cities Church in Minnesota, a bizzare "debate" on interracial marriage, and just how stupid everything is. No need for a long blurb about it, you can listen for yourself! LINKS  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com We love hearing from you guys!

    1h 10m
  8. Ep 11 - It's A Hard One To Get Right... [Bluey and the Bible]

    JAN 22

    Ep 11 - It's A Hard One To Get Right... [Bluey and the Bible]

    Well, we're back in 2026! After a disappointing number of episodes, we've reconvened and recommitted to the Bluey and the Bible Podcast with a renewed sense of purpose! Enjoy this brief apology update from Jesse and Justin. More to come in 2026!

    6 min
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Two bearded Bible bros creating content (and clothing) critiquing the current cultural climate while conveying Christian comments with comedic...quips.

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  • Creator
    Carpe Fide Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    50
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Show Website
    Carpe Fide Podcasts

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