Carpe Fide Podcasts

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Two bearded Bible bros creating content (and clothing) critiquing the current cultural climate while conveying Christian comments with comedic...quips.

  1. Ep 229 - The Separation of Church and Reality [Carpe Fide]

    1D AGO

    Ep 229 - The Separation of Church and Reality [Carpe Fide]

    In episode 229, Justin and Jesse tackle the progressive media's latest existential crisis: the Rededicate 250 prayer rally. According to one "highly vaccinated" USA Today columnist, gathering to pray is somehow a brazen violation of the First Amendment. Justin offers a free, desperately needed history lesson to those who still mistakenly believe the phrase "separation of church and state" is actually in the Constitution instead of a letter from Thomas Jefferson. The guys also rescue George Washington's actual words from historians trying to rewrite him, read the explicitly Christian first prayer of the Continental Congress, and offer AOC a quick reality check on what the Old Testament actually says about abortion. Tune in for the unapologetic American history, and stay for Jesse bravely surviving the recording while leaking visible fluids (ie- surviving illness). LINKS  Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    1h 16m
  2. Ep 12 - Bob Bilby [Bluey and the Bible]

    MAY 14

    Ep 12 - Bob Bilby [Bluey and the Bible]

    Welcome back to another exciting episode of Bluey and the Bible! In Episode 12, we are tackling the infamous grade school project: taking home the class pet. Bingo brings home a stuffed bilby named Bob, expecting a weekend full of fun family adventures to document for her class book. However, the Heelers run into a hilariously relatable snag—the entire family is glued to their screens. After snapping photos of Bob watching cartoons in the car and playing mindless tablet games, Bingo makes a tragic discovery: this is the most boring time Bob has ever had! To save the weekend, Bandit ditches the digital devices, busts out an old Polaroid camera from when he "used to be cool," and leads the family on an epic, screen-free bike ride to the park. In this episode, we unpack the very real struggle of screen time in modern parenting and how easily it can take over our lives. We dive into how our screen habits can actually reveal what our hearts truly treasure, drawing on timeless wisdom from verses like Luke 12:34 and Psalm 90:12. Join us for some honest confessions, practical tips, and plenty of laughs as we discuss how to put down the phones and intentionally redeem the time with our kids. Tune in to hear the full discussion—and to find out why you should definitely know the difference between an Australian wallaby and a bilby!

    45 min
  3. Ep 228 - Zoomer Slop, Church Family Feuds, and Biological Reality [Carpe Fide]

    MAY 8

    Ep 228 - Zoomer Slop, Church Family Feuds, and Biological Reality [Carpe Fide]

    In this dispatch from the front lines, Jesse and Justin record from a new "zen" living room setup to equip the saints for cultural engagement. This episode tackles three major cultural skirmishes where Christians must hold the line and uphold a clear biblical standard: The Church as a Family: The brothers draw their swords against a progressive article arguing that the church should stop using "family" language. They remind listeners that from our adoption as sons to the church as the Bride of Christ, Scripture breathes the reality of family into the church. We cannot abandon biblical language and conform to culture just because society has broken the family. The Emptiness of City Living: Responding to a viral social media post mocking suburban life, the hosts expose the spiritual emptiness and anti-family foundation of modern city living. They contrast the fleeting fulfillment of weekend bar-hopping with the eternal value of building a grounded, lasting biblical legacy with your family. Biological Reality at Smith College: Finally, they discuss the Department of Education's Title IX investigation into Smith College—a historic women's college—for admitting biological men into women-only spaces. The hosts highlight this as a refreshing return to the reality of only two biological sexes, while also warning listeners against aligning with extreme political echo chambers that lack a true biblical foundation. We end musing on how philosophy without God leaves you endlessly studying but never learning. Know the Word, engage the culture, and stand firm. Grab your shields, take up your swords, and seize the faith. LINKS  The UK article on not using "family" in the church Insert misogynistic X post here CNN's  first and  second article on the transing of a women's college Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    1h 3m
  4. Ep 227 - [SERMON] Every Spiritual Blessing: Unending Grace [Carpe Fide]

    APR 24

    Ep 227 - [SERMON] Every Spiritual Blessing: Unending Grace [Carpe Fide]

    Welcome to this week's episode of the Carpe Fide podcast. We usually sit down to record together, but due to some unexpected audio issues, we are sharing a powerful recent sermon from Justin instead. In this message, titled "Every Spiritual Blessing: Unending Grace," Justin dives into Ephesians 1:7c–8a to explore the incomprehensible nature of God's unmerited favor. While human beings naturally define grace as giving from our limited, finite possessions—much like John D. Rockefeller handing out mere dimes from his vast wealth—God operates on a completely different scale. He gives strictly according to His limitless riches, pouring out an influx of grace so massive that it totally destabilizes humanity's finite concepts of economy, just as Mansa Musa's wealth disrupted the gold standard. We invite you to listen, allow God's kindness to lead you to repentance, and rejoice in the inexhaustible vault of unending grace provided by our loving Father. LINKS  Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker! Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    49 min
  5. Ep 226 - Solo Flights, Priceless Pilots, and Pope Leo’s Search Engine Struggles [Carpe Fide]

    APR 17

    Ep 226 - Solo Flights, Priceless Pilots, and Pope Leo’s Search Engine Struggles [Carpe Fide]

    Welcome to a very lonely episode of the Carpe Fide podcast! Jesse is MIA, so Justin is flying solo today to bring you some unfiltered, potentially Patreon-worthy thoughts. First, he tackles the absolute tragedy of the U.S. military losing a few replaceable planes to rescue a downed F-15 pilot in Iran. Justin gleefully roasts the social media critics complaining about lost hardware, reminding everyone that valuing human life over metal is a foundational Christian principle, not a bug. Next, Justin pivots to the Vatican, where Pope Leo’s Easter address proved the pontiff might need to brush up on his own holy book. After the Pope famously claimed that God "does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war," Justin asks if he's ever heard of King David—a literal "man of war" whose prayers God explicitly answered. Justin highly recommends the Pope take five seconds to use Dogpile—definitely not Google—to check his facts, urging us all to "crack a Bible" and be joyful warriors. Seize the faith! LINKS  Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker, and buy our Abolitionist Shirt to represent.  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    27 min
  6. Character Profile: Chili [Bluey and the Bible]

    APR 16

    Character Profile: Chili [Bluey and the Bible]

    Solo Short: Spotlight on Chilli Heeler! Welcome to a special, bite-sized character breakdown on the Blue in the Bible podcast! With Jesse out this week, Justin is flying solo to shine the spotlight on everyone's favorite red-and-cream Heeler mom, Chilli. In this fun, five-minute dive, Justin explores what makes Chilli such a fantastic mother to Bluey and Bingo, from her amazing multitasking skills to her willingness to jump right into their imaginative play. We'll also dig into some fun character details and hilarious online rumors, like the theory that Chilli's part-time job in airport security might mean she and Bandit are secretly running an espionage or art heist ring! Along the way, Justin connects Chilli's nurturing nature to the Proverbs 31 woman and discusses how a mother and father's balancing dynamics reflect a beautiful, complete image of God. Plus, as a fellow redhead with a family of redheads, Justin shares his personal appreciation for Chilli's ginger fur! Don't forget to leave us a rating and write a review to let us know what you think of these short character episodes and what you want to hear next. As always, we'll see you next time, kids!

    9 min
  7. [SERMON] Living Hope, Life in His Name: Easter 2026 [Carpe Fide]

    APR 10

    [SERMON] Living Hope, Life in His Name: Easter 2026 [Carpe Fide]

    This week, Jesse is on vacation and Justin is left all alone in NJ. We're posting our Easter sermon for your edification! Enjoy! LINKS  Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker, and buy our Abolitionist Shirt to represent.  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    20 min
  8. Ep 224 - Speed Limits, Mosques, and Theonomy: Untangling God's Civil Law w/Luke Saint [Carpe Fide]

    APR 3

    Ep 224 - Speed Limits, Mosques, and Theonomy: Untangling God's Civil Law w/Luke Saint [Carpe Fide]

    Welcome to Episode 224 of the Carpe Fide podcast, where your hosts finally admit they are totally lost and turn the show into a desperate theological therapy session. We needed someone to hold our hands and explain the wildly intricate worlds of Christian nationalism and theonomy, so we brought in the heavy artillery: Luke Saint. Luke is the President of the Future of Christendom, the smooth-voiced host of the Think and Reform podcast, and the author of The Sound Doctrine of Theonomy. Join us as we tackle light, breezy, everyday topics—like why we should completely abolish the IRS and why the biblical law for putting a fence on your roof definitely does not involve a state building inspector. Luke walks us through the dizzying heights of "non-legislative theonomy," explains why you can't wedge highway speed limits into God's moral law, and drops the bombshell that basically every American is secretly a legalist. Oh, and stick around to the end to hear why Doug Wilson is apparently acting like a basic politician these days instead of a prophet. Buckle your seatbelts (even if there are no biblical speed limits) for a ride that promises to be significantly cheaper than actual therapy. LINKS  Visit Luke's ministry site at Future of Christendom and definitely consider picking up some resources or subscribing to Think and Reform podcast! Visit carpefide.com and check out our BRAND NEW SITE, hunt for our Easter Egg to win a sticker, and buy our Abolitionist Shirt to represent.  Use code CARPE FIDE for 10% off your book purchase at Mud Hen Mama's main site Check out the discounted Men's and  Women's bundles for our listeners at Old Forge Press We have RELAUNCHED our store! New shirts, colorways, and shipping options are YOURS for the taking (well, buying really, but you know what I'm talking about...) Head to carpefide.com/shop today to grab your new gear! Visit offgridwarehouse.com and use code CF10 for 10% off your offgrid order!! LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, REVIEW! This year we're making an effort to grow our podcast without being cringey. That said, some cringe must happen, and that's happening now. Please head over to iTunes to leave a rating and a comment, subscribe to us on  YouTube, and follow us on all the socials to keep up to date, and most of all, leave us some feedback and dialogue with us. You can also drop us a line at hello@carpefide.com

    1h 21m
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Two bearded Bible bros creating content (and clothing) critiquing the current cultural climate while conveying Christian comments with comedic...quips.

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  • Creator
    Carpe Fide Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    253
  • Rating
    Clean
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    Carpe Fide Podcasts

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