Chad the Birdcast Chad the Bird

Are you a Human? Please select only the squares that are my Birdcast. Congrats! You’re real cuz you’re here. Unless its the future and you are a robot in which: Hey! Do something cool! Like lasers or something. Anyway, I was assigned the story of CHATGPT this week and here it is, totally by me, 100% organic and also Gluten Free so you can bring your friends.
Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 1/21/23
Tix for TeeHee’s Des Moines, IA Feb 3rd 9:30pm
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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW, VOTE VOTE VOTE! And as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, DOWN WITH THE SCOTUS!

In which I can say for a fact that I know what it’s got to do with the price of eggs, PeePaw!!
For reference (and courtesy of my good pal Kim Bellware, find her on Twitter @bellwak): https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/01/10/egg-prices-avian-flu-inflation/
Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 1/14/23
Tix for TeeHee’s Des Moines, IA Feb 3rd 9:30pm
Come find me in all your favorite places including my Discord!
Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW, VOTE VOTE VOTE! And as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, DOWN WITH THE SCOTUS!

Back and at it, baby! I’m alive! It’s the FUTURE! And I got words… specifically the Top 10 Banished Words of 2022 according to Lake Superior State University.
For reference: https://www.lssu.edu/traditions/banishedwords/
Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 1/07/23
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WRITE CLUB Jan 17th 2023!
Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW, VOTE VOTE VOTE! And as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, DOWN WITH THE SCOTUS!

It’s the Future! It’s Now! It’s 2023! But here’s a little something from last year (which was like, two weeks ago), when me and Jennifer Betancourt survived our annual watch of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Plug the tree back in, sip some hot drinks and keep the holidays goin on with us for one more week. Cuz we watched this again so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
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Featuring “Music Inspired by Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk” by MECO and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW, VOTE VOTE VOTE! And as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, DOWN WITH THE SCOTUS!

For my penultimate Birdcast of 2022, I got the gift all children ask for and I’ve been askin for since I was a wee chiclet: STABILIZED NUCLEAR FUSION! Santa came early this yes …and so did I. Happy Holimassdays, Humans! One more to go and we’ll close it out.
For reference: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-21/nuclear-fusion-energy-breakthrough-tests-world-s-largest-laser-star-trek-style
Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 12/17/22
Come find me in all your favorite places including my Discord!
Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW, VOTE VOTE VOTE! And as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, DOWN WITH THE SCOTUS!

In which: I uncover the secret to everlasting youth! Turns out it’s just being from South Korea.
For reference: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/09/all-south-koreans-to-become-younger-as-traditional-age-system-scrapped
Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 12/10/22
Last show of 2022 is Chicago Underground Comedy at the Beat Kitchen Dec 20th 9pm!
Come find me in all your favorite places including my Discord!
Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0
PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW, VOTE VOTE VOTE! And as aways: BLACK LIVES MATTER, MASK, VAX and BOOST, DOWN WITH THE SCOTUS!