54 episodes

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

Childproof Betches

    • Kids & Family
    • 4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

    Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?

    Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?

    The simple solution is… you should listen to this episode. This week, Tori and Gwenna discuss the challenges of parenting and finding those simple solutions. They introduce us to the lesson of Occam’s razor, which states that the simplest answer is often the best solution. Drawing from personal experiences, they share their own stories from navigating online information overload, teaching children the art of drinking from a glass, and managing one’s emotions. With each story, they hammer home how the best results always came from the simplest solutions. To close out, Gwenna challenges Tori to a game of Dry Side or Wet Side, brought to you by Splash Refresher. Do you look at the dry side, or wet side of a problem?
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    • 41 min
    We Look With Our Eyes

    We Look With Our Eyes

    Sharing is caring... well, sometimes. This week, Tori returns, and the dynamic duo dives into the topic of sharing. They explore the nuances of sharing, whether it's about food, toys, or even navigating the grocery store aisles. With tips, tricks, and sayings, they reflect on their experiences in guiding their children through interactions with others. As they say, "We look with our eyes, not with our hands," imparting a valuable lesson on the importance of respecting boundaries and fostering cooperation.
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    • 45 min
    You Need A Nap Ft. Dr. Sujay Kansagra

    You Need A Nap Ft. Dr. Sujay Kansagra

    This week, Gwenna is joined by Dr. Sujay Kansagra, pediatric neurologist and director of the pediatric neurology sleep medicine program at Duke Health. The duo dives into the intricacies of sleep training, discovering its true meaning, and its unique application within each family dynamic. They also explore the complexities of sleep cycles, circadian rhythms, and the surprising impact a mere 5-minute nap can have. Wrapping up, they offer insights into effectively communicating with your pediatrician when your child is experiencing sleep difficulties.
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    • 40 min
    Lower Your Expectations

    Lower Your Expectations

    Let's let go, together. This week, Gwenna and Tori dive into the art of lowering expectations, both for themselves and their children. They kick off their discussion with school, acknowledging the struggle surrounding grades as a significant aspect of expectations. While recognizing that grades aren't the sole measure of a child's worth, they can give parents a peek into a kids holistic wellbeing. Transitioning into extracurricular activities, they share their experiences of striving to provide their children with diverse opportunities while also learning the importance of establishing healthy boundaries. Amidst the whirlwind of daily life, they discovered the necessity of showing themselves grace, particularly during meal times, recognizing that ensuring their children are nourished and content is what's important.
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    • 46 min
    Spring Break, Mom Break

    Spring Break, Mom Break

    This week, Gwenna and Tori find themselves halfway through spring break and already found themselves in the pit of the avocado (IYKYK). They share stories about supporting their children in preparing for emergencies, fostering their interests, and handling anger. This episode is just as jam-packed as your "week off," so be sure to tune in.
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    • 51 min
    Kid Spaces And Stuff

    Kid Spaces And Stuff

    Okay, I'm going to need some space. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori delve into the topic of spaces within their homes. From shared living areas to designated play zones, the duo discusses the dynamics of family spaces. They explore the intricacies chore systems with their children, highlighting tips and tricks of finding organizational methods that suit each child's temperament. Wrapping up, they reflect on the importance of aesthetics in their homes, sharing insights into the specific aesthetic styles they resonate with and how they manage to maintain them as well as their kids's.
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    • 47 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
1.7K Ratings

1.7K Ratings

RizzySompps ,

A MUST !!!!

Gwenna and Tori are, I am convinced, my Mom soulmates. The encouragement, the solidarity, the no shame game, is a refreshing take on parenting these tiny humans. Being a parent is hard enough without the fear of judgement from others constantly sitting like a gremlin in the shadows ready to attack. The real, vulnerable, humorous, inviting, and encouraging moments makes me feel like I am not alone in the trenches of being an elder millennial parent. And thank you both for the inclusive verbiage when discussing situations and potential outcomes. Pronouns and the fact that you mention that not all families look alike are a testament to the work that you both have done and continue to work on yourselves.

Serena Kirtz ,

I love Tori and Gwenna

I have been following Tori and Gwenna on various social medias for a few years and I just found their podcast 😭❤️ when I tell you I RAN!! They have honest and helpful advise on parenting, momming, and adulting!

jkuehn15 ,

Awesome

Love the spring break episode it was really entertaining. I was laughing out loud sooo much!!! The Storm convo was entertaining especially since I’ve lived in spring storm time and winter blizzard areas!!! And I would take that over the wild fire area I currently live.

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