Happy Slut

Samia Mounts
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Happy Slut is your permission slip to want what you want, you cute little slut. Host Samia Mounts dives into sex, desire, and modern relationships with humor, honesty, and plenty of mischief. Through blazingly candid conversations and personal reflections, the show explores what it means to pursue pleasure, connection, and authenticity in a world full of mixed messages about all three. From navigating nontraditional relationships to unpacking shame and reclaiming joy, Happy Slut is about getting curious, taking ownership of your desires, and learning how to trust what feels delicious to YOU.

  1. 6H AGO

    Happily Married? Check. Kink With Friends? Also Check.

    Fox is a happily married parent with a normal work and home life...and a spicy social life with his kinky friends. Ooh la la! In this audio-only episode with Happy Slut's very first anonymous guest, we get into what happens when a self-described “regular Joe” follows his curiosity into the world of kink play and wildly honest connection—and finds out it sets him free. We talk about: The super-slow, podcast-fueled awakening that led him into kinkHow rope nights and kink clubs can foster communityThe surprisingly complex question: what even counts as sex?How he navigated opening things up with his wife (without blowing up his marriage)Why “you don’t have to have sex” was the gateway that made everything possibleThe ethics of play: communication, consent, and not being an absolute menaceHaving multiple play partners…and realizing you can actually do something about your crushesThe joy of helping people live out fantasies they never thought they’d get to experienceWhy exploration, curiosity, and emotional safety matter way more than labels This one is funny, thoughtful, unexpectedly wholesome, and just the right amount of chaotic. Basically: what if you could look like a regular person on the outside…and still be out here living your weird little dream life? Oh wait...that's you? Yeah, baby pinecone, that's ALL of us. Mentioned in this episode: Pink Kink Podcast: https://pinkkinkpodcast.com/ The Kink Consultant Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kink-consultant/id1766435920 SUPPORT THE SHOW! Subscribe to Samia's Substack: https://samiamounts.substack.com Venmo Samia: @Samia-Mounts / https://account.venmo.com/u/Samia-Mounts CashApp Samia: $SamiaMounts / https://cash.app/$SamiaMounts I love you with the power of a thousand magic wands! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products! Use code CLOSETED at check-out.

    1h 2m

  2. APR 22

    A Buffet of Delicious Slutty Behavior with Callie Little

    Callie Little is a polyamorous, pansexual witch who illustrated and co-authored my favorite tarot deck, Every Little Thing You Do is Magic, and its incredible companion book, which offers readers the opportunity to deepen their relationship with the cards and their own intuition. I reached out to them to replace two cards my dog had chewed up and they responded saying they checked out the pod and wanted to come on if I'd have them. IF I'D HAVE THEM?! I melted and exploded and said absolutely yes, thank you, Universe, and the results were glorious. In this episode:going from “I’ll try anything once” to… wait, I actually have standards now??why you don’t have to earn your desires or make them make sense to anyone elsethe difference between real connection and just doing what you think you’re supposed to dothe subtle ways patriarchy trains you to give up your autonomy and call it lovethat moment when something clicks and you’re like… oh, this isn’t a choice, this is a cagehow to stay open without ignoring every red flag in front of your facea definition of cheating that might rearrange your brain a littlewhat it actually looks like to be yourself first, even in a long-term relationshiphow to stop spiraling in shame and start getting curious insteadwhy you keep wanting people who aren’t that great for you (and what that’s really about)building relationships based on choice instead of fear, obligation, or habita recurring theme: you’re allowed to want what you want. yes, even that. also:tarot as a tool for figuring your shit out (more useful than you think)book recs that will absolutely mess with your understanding of love in a good way It's SO GOOD, pinecones! FOLLOW CALLIE: Callie's Instagram: @goshcallie Callie's Substack: The Village Witch Callie's podcast: The Pocket Coven (apologies for calling it the Pocket Oracle in the episode!) Purchase the Every Little Thing You Do is Magic Tarot Deck and Companion Book Book Callie for tattoo work All things Callie: www.callielittle.com Book & Substack recommendations in this episode: The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy Matriarchal Blessing on Substack by Celeste Davis Spells for Transmuting Limerence Into Liberation by Yumi Sakugawa Love in a F*cked Up World by Dean Spade Polysecure by Jessica Fern Polywise by Jessica Fern Open Deeply by Kate Loree Adult Braces by Lindy West SUPPORT THE SHOW! Subscribe to Samia's Substack Venmo: @Samia-Mounts CashApp: $SamiaMounts Love ya, pinecones! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products! Use code CLOSETED at check-out. Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products! Use code CLOSETED at check-out.

    1h 25m

  3. APR 15

    Fed Up, Sex-Starved Women Can Get Theirs with Her Confidant

    Her Confidant is Australia's only female-led male escort agency, serving all of Australia and now expanding to the United States. Owner Anna Grosman and anonymous escort Hudson chat with me about how therapeutic their clients find their services and how fulfilling it is to be a part of someone's most pleasurable moments. We cover: A 43-year-old virgin makes her sexual debut with Hudson in a hotel suite...and afterward, begins dating for the first time in her life.A couple rediscover their spark...by inviting Hudson and his girlfriend Sage to spend an evening with them getting naked under the stars.Hudson's tragic back story, and how he used it as a catalyst for his own authenticity and growth.Anna's deeply hot back story, and how she realized not everyone was getting down with their spouses the way she was, and the women of hte world needed help!What a difference it makes when a man is able to be fully present with a woman, to really listen to her and attune to her emotions. It is, literally, what will get you laid. Andrew Tate's got it ALL WRONG. This is a really fun convo, pinecones! I hope you dig it! Send me an email at happyslutcast@gmail.com if you have comments, questions, or concerns. I love to hear from you. Visit herconfidant.com.au for more on Her Confidant. See Hudson's profile on Her Confidant. It's SO good. *fans herself* Follow Samia on Instagram @samia.mounts Follow Happy Slut on Instagram and Tiktok @happyslutcast Email your comments, questions, dreams and wishes to happyslutcast@gmail.com SUPPORT THE SHOW WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE SLUTTY DOLLARS! Venmo: @Samia-Mounts CashApp: $SamiaMounts Mentioned in this episode: Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products! Use code CLOSETED at check-out.

    1h 2m

  4. APR 8

    F**k Like Your Life Depends On It with Dixie De La Tour

    Dixie De La Tour has been facilitating joyful sexual experiences for most of her life, and you'll be shocked at the early life experiences that made her who she is today. She's the creator and host of the exuberant, wacky live show, Bawdy Storytelling, which features stories about sex, kink, gender, and body image and just celebrated its 20-year anniversary! She's also a self-proclaimed wild slut...but even sluts have dry spells, and in this episode, you'll hear all about how Dixie came back from eight years of no sex and is now ready to f**k like her life depends on it. NOTE: This episode contains frank discussions of sex and mentions of sexual assault. Listen with care. For all things Dixie De La Tour, head to www.bawdystorytelling.com. BUY TICKETS to Bawdy Storytelling live in San Francisco on May 15: https://events.humanitix.com/bawdy-storytelling-s-the-big-comeback Follow Dixie on Instagram @bawdystorytelling Following Samia on Instagram @samia.mounts Follow Happy Slut on Instagram and Tiktok @happyslutcast Email your comments, questions, dreams and wishes to happyslutcast@gmail.com SUPPORT THE SHOW WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE SLUTTY DOLLARS! Venmo: @Samia-Mounts CashApp: $SamiaMounts I love you, pinecones! More next week! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products! Use code CLOSETED at check-out.

    1h 16m

  5. MAR 25 ·  BONUS

    Big Announcement About the Future of ClosetEd

    Listen for a major announcement about the future of ClosetEd! Gahhhh I'm excited about this one, pinecones. Watch all video episodes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@closeted-with-samia xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products! Use code CLOSETED at check-out. Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted

    14 min
  6. ClosetEd BONUS // Listener Advice Question: "Am I a sick freak?"

    MAR 18 ·  BONUS

    ClosetEd BONUS // Listener Advice Question: "Am I a sick freak?"

    This week, I take a listener advice question from Ben (not his real name), who asked if he's a "sick freak" because he felt arousal instead of jealousy when he caught his ex-wife cheating with his best friend. Oh Ben! My heart! I hope my answer helps you, you sweet, sweet man. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/ Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/ SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show! Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/ Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mounts CashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMounts See ya next week, pinecones! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products! Use code CLOSETED at check-out. Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted

    17 min
  7. ClosetEd Interview Series: Charlotte Shane, Author of An Honest Woman

    MAR 11 ·  BONUS

    ClosetEd Interview Series: Charlotte Shane, Author of An Honest Woman

    I am extra excited about this week's interview, mostly because it was the result of me literally fangirl-ing my way into Charlotte Shane's DMs after reading her incredible memoir, An Honest Woman: A Memoir of Love and Sex Work. Her book tells the story of her years working as a high-end escort in nuanced and poetic detail, and in this interview, we chat about what gave her the courage to pursue sex work at age 20, why she loved it so much she kept doing it well into her 30s, and her unique insights on humanity, sex, relationships, and what is actually "normal" for human beings. I'm SO proud of this interview. Enjoyyy, and get Charlotte's book! Links below. BUY An Honest Woman: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/An-Honest-Woman/Charlotte-Shane/9781982126865 Check out Charlotte's website: https://www.charlotteshane.com Follow Charlotte on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/charoshane Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/ Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/ SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show! Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/ Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mounts CashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMounts See ya next week, sexy things! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted. Get 30 days of BetterSleep FREE with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products! Use code CLOSETED at check-out. Get 15% off Kenneth Play's Beyond Satisfied Pro course at www.kennethplay.com/closeted

    58 min
  8. ClosetEd Interview Series: Dr. Elliot Justin, Founder of FirmTech

    MAR 4 ·  BONUS

    ClosetEd Interview Series: Dr. Elliot Justin, Founder of FirmTech

    This week, I bring you my very explicit conversation with the most sex-positive doctor you'll ever meet, Dr. Elliot Justin, founder of FirmTech. FirmTech is a sex tech company, and they make a c**k ring, called the TechRing, that give you valuable data on your sexual and cardiovascular health! Whaaaaaat. So cool. Get a 15% discount on all FirmTech products using discount code CLOSETED at check-out! Head over to www.myfirmtech.com to shop now. Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samia.mounts/ Follow ClosetEd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/closetedwithsamia/ SUPPORT ME FINANCIALLY, my sweet pinecones! I need your helpppp to keep making this show! Subscribe to my Substack and make a pledge for a monthly or annual subscription: http://samiamounts.substack.com/ Venmo me: https://account.venmo.com/u/samia-mounts CashApp me: https://cash.app/$SamiaMounts See ya next week, sexy things! xoxo, Samia Mentioned in this episode: Beyond Satisfied Pro Video Course Get 15% off the Beyond Satified Pro video course from Kenneth Play and take your sex life to a whole new level: www.kennethplay.com/closeted BetterSleep FREE Trial Get 30 days of BetterSleep for free with link www.bettersleep.com/closeted.

    50 min
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Happy Slut is your permission slip to want what you want, you cute little slut. Host Samia Mounts dives into sex, desire, and modern relationships with humor, honesty, and plenty of mischief. Through blazingly candid conversations and personal reflections, the show explores what it means to pursue pleasure, connection, and authenticity in a world full of mixed messages about all three. From navigating nontraditional relationships to unpacking shame and reclaiming joy, Happy Slut is about getting curious, taking ownership of your desires, and learning how to trust what feels delicious to YOU.

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  • Creator
    Samia Mounts
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    35
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2026 Samia Mounts Productions Ltd.
  • Show Website
    Happy Slut

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