Cult Popture

Franchise fortnights are a go to for me whether I’m working driving sleeping or whatever. Always funny and who doesn’t like talking about movies and guessing rotten t scores.

I think maybe they should do the re-ranking episode though - I’m so curious 😩!

They may be heathens, the may even be cretins, but let me just say that they are 100% schmucks! I’m a proud member of their Patreon and they never fail to warm my heart to a metaphorical boil. Plus, the gimmick is fun too!

The podcast has done more for my life than my own father. Ever since I discovered this pod, I’ve been tracking my vital statistics. My blood pressure is lower, I’ve grown three inches taller, and my wife has increased her rating of our bimonthly mating rituals from 3.6 to 3.62. She says she’s considering leaving me a tip from now on. If you’re remotely interested in such tentpole franchises as Air Bud, Beethoven, and Daddy’s Home, then this is requisite listening. Not only will you find mounds of content because you’ve been sleeping on this for years, you will get new content every week, further cementing your listening routine as you wile away the hours at the job you’re considering leaving. So, for the sake of your father, your wife, and your tentpole, subscribe today.