Definitely Not!

Definitely Not!

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

  1. ٣ مايو

    27. PLEBS: THE GOONING CHAMPS

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss gooning vs. fapping, but naturally it spirals into:- the pass out game- 80's and 90's movies- our time in Tha Sip- that one submersible- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

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  2. ١٢ أبريل

    26. Rat Boy Summer is BACK!

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Timothee Chalamet, but naturally it spirals into:- a ballet/opera debate- Brittany's hilarious TikTok finds- weird slang- the downfall of Shia LaBeouf- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

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  3. ٢ مارس

    25. Clip That, Chat

    Producer Brittany lets G have it for showing up to his own show 45 minutes late.

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  4. ٢٣ فبراير

    24. WE STAND WITH JEFF SCOTT

    Justice for Jeff!

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  5. ٢٦ يناير

    23. SET COLLAPSE 2026

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discussBrittany's crochet penis, but naturally it spirals into:- old ladies & celebrities- 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple- YA literature- Gonzo's Harry Potter Trauma- The Patriot Games- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

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  6. ٢٤‏/١٢‏/٢٠٢٥

    22. Meet Me At Departures

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss high profile men who cheat on their partners but naturally it spirals into absolute mania with at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧definitelynotpodcast@gmail.com

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  7. ١٥‏/١٢‏/٢٠٢٥

    21. Kidnapping Kids at Portillo's

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥 In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss the Netflix/Warner Bros merger, but naturally it spirals into: dicks for rentliving in Chicagoscamsthe roomster appwhat would you dothe Amish communitytaking the Greyhound at age 15and the AI hit single "We Are Charlie Kirk" Will we agree? Absolutely not. Will we stay on topic? Definitely not. Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist. ⸻ Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

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    20. It Was ONE BUMP!!!

    ⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our parents are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you. Episode description  💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥 In today’s episode, we completely derail as always - sorry Tony! Will we agree? Absolutely not. Will we stay on topic? Definitely not. Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist. ⸻ Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

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⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

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