Definitely Not!

Definitely Not!
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⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

  1. 25 мая

    28. The ROAST of Meal Subscription Services

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Catholicism, but naturally it spirals into: - the Brits- Meal subscription laziness- Gonzo's rotting bananas- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

    1 ч. 31 мин.

  2. 3 мая

    27. PLEBS: THE GOONING CHAMPS

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss gooning vs. fapping, but naturally it spirals into:- the pass out game- 80's and 90's movies- our time in Tha Sip- that one submersible- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

    1 ч. 21 мин.

  3. 12 апр.

    26. Rat Boy Summer is BACK!

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Timothee Chalamet, but naturally it spirals into:- a ballet/opera debate- Brittany's hilarious TikTok finds- weird slang- the downfall of Shia LaBeouf- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

    1 ч. 26 мин.

  4. 2 мар.

    25. Clip That, Chat

    Producer Brittany lets G have it for showing up to his own show 45 minutes late.

    1 ч. 37 мин.

  5. 23 февр.

    24. WE STAND WITH JEFF SCOTT

    Justice for Jeff!

    1 ч. 19 мин.

  6. 26 янв.

    23. SET COLLAPSE 2026

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discussBrittany's crochet penis, but naturally it spirals into:- old ladies & celebrities- 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple- YA literature- Gonzo's Harry Potter Trauma- The Patriot Games- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

    1 ч. 12 мин.

  7. 24.12.2025

    22. Meet Me At Departures

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss high profile men who cheat on their partners but naturally it spirals into absolute mania with at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧definitelynotpodcast@gmail.com

    1 ч. 18 мин.

  8. 15.12.2025

    21. Kidnapping Kids at Portillo's

    💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥 In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss the Netflix/Warner Bros merger, but naturally it spirals into: dicks for rentliving in Chicagoscamsthe roomster appwhat would you dothe Amish communitytaking the Greyhound at age 15and the AI hit single "We Are Charlie Kirk" Will we agree? Absolutely not. Will we stay on topic? Definitely not. Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist. ⸻ Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

    1 ч. 30 мин.
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⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

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    Definitely Not!
  • Годы выхода
    2025 - 2026
  • Выпуски
    28
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    С ненормативной лексикой
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