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An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

  1. 2D AGO

    Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

    On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […] The post Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    53 min

  2. 3D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    7-Eleven Cage Match: Uber Eats vs. Store Goblin - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show: Tim returns from his Ashtabula trip with stories about his mom’s health scare, Lord Douche conspiracy theories, and another round of domestic chaos. Meanwhile, the freak community is convinced “Rod or Pay” might actually be Lord Douche (complete with anagram evidence). Plus, Meade Skelton mourns Charlie Kirk with a painfully earnest ballad, a 7-Eleven Uber Eats delivery goes completely off the rails, and vigilante YouTubers take “predator catching” a little too far. On Today’s Show 🎶 Meade’s “Just Sweet Charlie” Tribute – A bizarre Candle-in-the-Wind-style memorial for Charlie Kirk that goes sideways fast. 🏳️‍⚧️ The “Tranny” Angle That Backfired – How right-wing media spun the Kirk shooter’s roommate, despite the trans/gay partner actually helping police. 🌭 Uber Eats Horror Story – Why you should never order a 7-Eleven hot dog through a delivery app. (Spoiler: it ends with a store clerk sitting on someone’s head.) ✂️ Pred-Catchers Gone Wild – Florida YouTubers shave down a suspected predator in a vigilante sting, and cops are not amused. 🧩 Lord Douche = Rod or Pay? – DV listeners unravel “proof” that Tim’s long-suffering partner has a secret identity. 🧹 Domestic Battle Update – Tim and Lord Douche continue to clash over cleaning, clutter, and who threw away the dog’s vaccination records. Listener Calls 🎵 Clearing up stomp-clap music confusion (and Tim’s band mix-up). ⚡ “Drugs or Electricity?” – A freak catches Tim cheating with added sound effects. Plus Updates on Tim’s mom’s health and thyroid scan. Erica Kirk’s oddly promotional tribute to her late husband. Tim accidentally proves he still doesn’t know the difference between a benefactor and a beneficiary.

    43 min

  3. 4D AGO

    Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

    On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […] The post Mysteries of the Easily Explainable first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    49 min

  4. 5D AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Salt-Rimmed Dick Trick Leaves Vaginas on Fire - SIDESHOW

    Episode Summary Tim brings the freaks another twisted Sideshow edition, featuring salty erections, racist city council meltdowns, itchy seductions, and a cameraman who decided the best restroom was the clearance rack. Add in a YouTube PSA on butt crumbs and a classic stag record with itchy crotches and ramrods, and you’ve got peak DV depravity. On Today’s Show: Salty Cock Trick: AI-generated sex scam ads suggest treating your shaft like a margarita rim. Great for erections, terrible for your girlfriend’s vagina. City Council Meltdown: One public commenter cannot let go of saying the N-word—and thinks Pam Bondi will help him sue over it. Vintage Audio Porn: Daisy and Ramrod’s Sex Love Story—complete with hairy boxes, itchy crotches, and a bed that nearly blasts off into orbit. Florida, Of Course: Cameraman for pop act Benson Boone arrested after urinating on nearly $700 worth of merchandise in a Clearwater surf shop. Emotional Support Alligator: A Pennsylvania pastor insists Walmart should allow his five-foot-dressed-up gator to ride around in a shopping cart. Voicemails: Listeners sound off on socket f*****s, bad DV t-shirts, Red Lobster boycotts, and the Duggar family. Episode Extras Featured Audio Oddity: YouTube Butt Crumb Rant — A vlogger rails against women leaving “butt crumbs” in public bathrooms. Throwback Sleaze: Stag tape Sex Love Story, complete with fake French tickler bonus offer. Listener Love: GreatBigPete delivers another city council freakout gem from DV Discord. Links & Support Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH-GOD) Patreon.com/DistortedView – support the show and get exclusive content. Lifetime Sideshow Memberships available—email Tim for details. 👉 Spread the distortion: Share DV with friends, leave a 5-star review, and keep the STD alive.

    33 min

  5. 6D AGO

    Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

    Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting […] The post Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    31 min

  6. SEP 12

    International House of Whores & Wurst

    Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes. […] The post International House of Whores & Wurst first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    45 min

  7. SEP 11 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Big Balls, Small Regrets: The Scrotox Revolution - SIDESHOW

    On Today's Show: Tim returns with another twisted Sideshow edition, marking September 11th the DV way—by revisiting one of the most traumatic moments in American history: John Ashcroft’s Let the Eagle Soar. From flare-gun granny warfare to Mead Skelton wishing for a second Holocaust, today’s episode is stacked with madness, music, and Meadian delusions. Ashcroft 9/11 Throwback Tim commemorates the date with the haunting warble of U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft’s patriotic ballad Let the Eagle Soar. Citizen Journalists Gone Wrong A self-appointed activist tries to shout down ICE, only to stumble into the path of the sex crimes unit. Spoiler: He doesn’t stop filming. Senior Citizen Shootout A 76-year-old woman in a retirement community decides the only way to resolve neighbor drama is by blasting her rival in the face with a flare gun. Mead Watch Weight loss goals kicked down the road (again). New self-delusions about being denied “Chad Light” status by God. Dreams of Holocaust weight-loss camps. And, shockingly, an offer to write DV its very own theme song—for $25. Pedo Light A new TikTok subculture emerges: “Ethical Non-Maturity.” Adults who look prepubescent attract partners who insist it’s all perfectly moral. Tim investigates. News From the Gutter The sleazy mastermind behind Girls Do Porn gets 27 years in federal prison. Scrotox—Botox for your balls—hits the mainstream, with bizarre aesthetic side effects. Listener Voicemails Freaks weigh in on smoothies, CPAP struggles, and fat-people problems. Upgrade: Lifetime membership available—email Tim at ⁠show@distortedview.com⁠. Sponsor: Grab a $25 sponsorship and get your message featured. Patreon: Pledge at ⁠patreon.com/distortedview⁠ for extra perks and priority voicemail access. Featured SegmentsDV Community & Support

    45 min

  8. SEP 10

    The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

    Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    55 min
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An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

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  • Channel
    Distorted View
  • Creator
    Tim Henson
  • Years Active
    2005 - 2025
  • Episodes
    819
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tim Henson / Scrod Media Group
  • Show Website
    Distorted View Daily
  • Provider
    Distorted View

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