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  1. Hucklebuckle Beanstalk!

    6D AGO

    Hucklebuckle Beanstalk!

    This story was not a stream of consciousness thing like most of easytopia! really. I got the idea from a podcast I was listening to where a guy and his sisters don’t know where their Dad’s ashes are. RIP to that guy and God bless his kids. ---- Beth, the oldest, and Bri, the youngest, traveled some distance for their dad’s funeral and memorial service. They stayed with their brother Ben, and the three of them had plenty to attend to at their childhood home. There was a lot to decide. In the kitchen, Beth puts on a pot of coffee for later. Bri fills three water glasses. They convene in the living room at their old house, at the coffee table, trying to relax after a long day of representing their father. There were a couple of hours of daylight left. Beth and Bri cuddled up on the couch while Ben pulled his dad’s favorite La-Z-Boy over to the coffee table. “I think I get this chair, you guys.” Ben said. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen that chair so far away from the TV.” Bri replies. Before sitting down, Ben lifts the lid of a nicely crafted wooden box and removes the brass urn that holds the remains of their father, Howard. He very gently places it on the table. He sits down, leans back, and levers the footrest into position. The three of them look at the urn and share glances and smiles with each other. “We’re orphans.” Beth says. Ben replies, “I heard that so many times today.” “Everyone is being so nice.” Beth continues. “I think it’s easy to tell who really means it.” “Oh my god.” Bri says, “How saccharine was Mrs. Stolyniska? “She and Dad hated each other.” “There were so many nice people too, though. We have enough food for two weeks, and I’m sure it will keep coming as long as we’re here.” Ben replies. “I really have my mind on that apple pie the Raniers brought over.” “Oh s**t, we have so much to do. Do we have to talk about it already?” Beth asks. “Let’s just settle into it.” Says Ben. “I’m going to miss the phone calls so much.” Says Bri. “Sometimes it was amazing how he would just happen to call me at the perfect time to save me from some annoying situation, and it would make my whole day.” “It makes me feel terrible for the times I ignored his calls.” Beth replies. “We’re so lucky. I can’t imagine what our life would be like if Dad sucked.” She says. “You’re such a good son, Ben, staying around town when you could have gone anywhere.” Bri says. “Everyone knows that about you.” “It pulled Dawn.” Beth says. Ben replies. “She’s hanging with her mom for a couple of days. You have me to yourselves.” “Love Dawn.” Bri says. “Remember when Mom died and Dad had to take over and do all the stuff himself?” Beth asks. “He really did come through for us.” Ben says. “He kept us so busy. I don’t know how he had time to perform at work.” Beth points toward the fireplace, at a small figurine of an angel on the mantle. “Hucklebuckle Beanstalk!” Beth proclaims. “The little angel!” Bri exclaims. “Dad and I were talking some time ago; that’s how he would tire us out for bedtime.” Ben explains. “He said that was the only way he’d be able to get to sleep himself, because he wouldn’t sleep until we were all asleep.” They are referring to the game called Hucklebuckle Beanstalk, where one person hides an item, and the other players are tasked with locating it. When it is found, by each person, they yell “Hucklebuckle Beanstalk,” confirm the location quietly to the hider of the object, and the last person to find it forfeits the game. “I would always run outside!” Bri says, laughing. “I’d come back in the house, and Dad would be laughing so hard because as soon as he’d announced we were playing, I’d bolt straight for the patio door and run into the yard, and start looking out there.” “Why do you think you did that?” Beth asks. “He never hid her out there.” “I think it was about the looking and not so much the finding.” Said Bri. The two sisters hug each other. Ben grins widely and reminds them that he was usually the one that found her first. He then focuses his attention on the door of the kitchen. “There’s an apple streusel pie and some heavy whipped cream in that kitchen, and it has our name on it.” Ben says. “And coffee.” Says Beth. “Be right back, Dad.” Bri says, kissing the urn that holds her dad’s ashes. Simultaneously, the three of them move to the kitchen. There’s a cornucopia of food spread over the kitchen counter against the wall. “There you are.” Ben says, lifting a handsome pie from the counter and removing the cover of waxed paper. “It’s still barely warm, too.” They each get their plates and forks, help themselves to big pieces of pie with cream, and they get their coffees, too. They return to their places at the coffee table. As they are eating, Ben says. “I really should just go get the rest of the pie and cream.” They all smile while gorging themselves. Suddenly Beth notices that the urn is not on the table. “Did you put Dad’s urn away, Ben?” “No, it’s right th…” Ben stops when he realizes it’s not there. “I didn’t move it, did you, Bri?” She shakes her head. “We’ve been together the whole time.” She says. Ben sees the wooden box is empty. As they look around the room, confused, Beth sees the angel on the mantle. 921 Words I have some designs available and there are always specials and deals and you never have to pay the list price → ta! A lot of new discussions on The Arc of The Bard to check out. the third flash august fiction is coming in… august. 31 brand new stories. written and podcasted in 31 days. try to keep up. or simply subscribe. just don’t be jealous. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    16 min
  2. APR 21

    Special Dispatch: Kayla Verse—015

    This was the first Wednesday Evening version of The Arc of The Bard. The Arc of The Bard happens Wednesday and Sunday. KaylaVerse recently released Telensia, City of AI. We spoke about the origin of stories, supporting creative development during youth, and maintaining family and community in times of challenge. She is gracious enough to let us hear her music during this conversation! The first episode of her web series is available now. ^ Storytelling takes so many forms, and Kayla uses all of them. She produces, and performs all the things she writes. We had a very fruitful discussion about the importance of organizations that encourage creativity in young people. She explained an NAACP program called ACT-SO. What a fantastic emphasis. Do you know that what is commonly known as STEM, Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math, is missing a letter? The letter is ‘A.’. I’ll bet you can guess what the ‘A’ in STEAM stands for. Find all of Kayla’s music links here ← There’s no way the write up can do justice to this conversation. You’re going to have to absorb this one on your own, for sure. Kayla read some excerpts from her web series, and laid down a good synopsis. She was generous with all that, and some music also. That’s quite a bonus. Did you know there is a genre called Solar Punk? The talent I get to interact with on these podcasts is mind-blowing. This episode more than reflects it. * Visit the new easytopia! Merch Store with a few designs and a bunch of different products. * Use this link to get great tech at reduced prices, with warranties. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    57 min
  3. The Story of Seaweed

    MAR 26

    The Story of Seaweed

    Support by getting this little book The Meadow, the Hill, and the Sea There was a meadow, which one day would become the site for a house and its family, but the concern now is the meadow. One side of the meadow had a healthy stream running by. It bordered a great forest. There was a hill on another side; it protected the meadow from the Sea on the other side of it. The Boisterous Triumvirate The meadow had three young trees, an Oak tree, an Elm tree and a Locust tree. They stood like three friends talking all the time… and they were. They formed a boisterous triumvirate. They shared stories of the life they lived and knew in the meadow. Through many sun filled, and many rain filled moments they persevered. Unprotected from the elements like the other trees across the river, whose spans protected one another, they were not as tall, but they were stronger and wiser for it in their own ways. At the base of the hill stood the Oak, the Elm was in the middle and as one might expect, the Locust stood on the bank of the healthy stream. Ominous Ominous! There came a particular happening that they, and everyone around them, heard a rustling, stomping, and a wild yowl the likes of which they never heard. But it sounded like a noise they had heard about, for they had heard about a legendary creature… a creature of legend, the Legend of Thusaitha. Thusaitha, thought to be a myth by some, was a creature everyone had heard about, everyone told stories about, and everyone could definitely do without, be it real or mythological. Madness Madness! On this particular occasion, Thusaitha was mad. Thusaitha was always, always… mad. You see, Thusaitha, having essence, indeed existing, had an outlook, he had a take on things, as it were. His take was that everything, but everything in existence, everything, everything in the whole Universe, everything known and everything unknown, everything possible, and anything that might be imagined to possibly exist… existed for one reason, for the sole and incendiary purpose of making him unhappy. This is what he knew. It was what was known to him; his perspective, his subjective analysis… it was his ’world-view’. Thusaitha stood on the bank of the other side of the stream, opposite the three friends. Startlingly, and very loudly, loudly enough that everyone in the general vicinity could hear, with no warning, he roared:“I DON’T LIKE THE RESPONSE I’M GETTING FROM YOU THREE TREES!”The triumvirate was perplexed, that had no idea that there was a response requirement, or a non-response that was or was not expected to be appropriate toward Thusaitha. Even more surprisingly, and with less warning the Locust tree reasoned humbly: “We’re just standing here, what else would you expect us to do? We’re trees.” Poor Oak Tree Everyone cringed, because everyone knew, it’s really not best to create any more to serve the sole purpose of making Thusaitha even more unhappy. Because everyone knew that everything existed, and every possibility, every imagination served the sole purpose of making Thusaitha unhappy. It was his ‘world-view’. It’s what was known to him, so one would not take the chance of creating any new possibility by talking, or doing anything else at all for that matter… at least until he went away, and took his ‘world-view’ with him. Thusaitha looked the Locust tree up and down:‘I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR FRIENDS!’ reeled Thusaitha, Then he jumped across the stream and bound up into the Oak tree and began snapping limbs and tearing at the leaves like something wild and MAD. This did not please Thusaitha because nothing pleased Thusaitha, but he did deem the Oak tree wise.“You are wise Oak tree, you know better than to fight me, it’s not going to make me happy, but I’m going to let you live, BUT I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR FRIENDS!” Poor Elm Tree Thusaitha lit onto the Elm tree and began stripping it’s bark and snapping the branches. The Elm tree never fought back, he allowed his bark to slide off easily. Again, it was no pleasure to Thusaitha that things were going so smoothly for him, because he never took any pleasure, but he did deem the Elm tree wise. “It is wise of you Elm tree, to not fight me, I am going to let you live, even though it makes me so unhappy. “BUT NOW... I WILL DESTROY THE LOCUST!” Precocious Locust Running up to the Locust tree, Thusaitha grabbed a branch and flung himself into the heart of the tree. The branches were not snapping and the bark was very tough, the harder Thusaitha tried to hurt the tree the more frustrated he became. Warning the Locust tree, Thusaitha screamed: “DON’T FIGHT ME LOCUST TREE, YOUR REGRET WILL BE WORSE THAN MINE.” The Locust tree just could not be phased by Thusaitha, who was being treated as though he was just another summer breeze gracing the lofts of the Locust tree. The locust branches are by their nature very flexible, they do not snap, the bark is hewn close to the meat of the tree, it does not slide off easily. The Foreboding Silence Suddenly, Thusaitha grew extremely silent. This was very disconcerting to everyone.Thusaitha jumped down from the Locust tree and faced it, furrowing his brow. He latched onto the Locust tree, and with mendacious force he tore the tree out of the ground by the roots. He held the Locust above his head; he turned and faced the hill. Then Thusaitha threw that Locust tree over the hill and into the Sea. The splash was heard throughout all the outlying areas of that particular location. It is thought by most, that Thusaitha was the very closest he could have ever gotten to having the slightest inclination toward moving to any degree of satisfaction. Unfortunately, as we all know by now, that is not a part of Thusaitha’s experience. The Fury Looking at the crater, where the ball of the Locust tree root system once set, Thusaitha surveyed the ground around it. He saw the root paths of overturned soil in all directions. He realized something at that moment as he saw a surviving, root dangling out of the bank on the other side of the healthy stream. He deduced that the tree had grown roots under the stream and it intermingled with its own, the roots of the trees on the other side of the stream. The handsome little root was dangling itself ever so gracefully into the stream, taking in the nutrients and feeding the other trees through a deeper matrix of roots on the other side of the healthy stream. In spite of the Locust being removed from the Meadow, his influence and significance was still impacting the meadow positively. Thusaitha did not win. Thusaitha leapt across the stream and with a mad yowling, stomping and rustling, in the most deep and sincerely heinous, inherent unhappiness… Thusaitha, without any other kind of explanation, since the science of it could not be described... simply imploded. There was a loud “thwack!” and a burst of sick, green light, like lightning. There was a certain odor in the air. That was the end of Thusaitha. There was the concussion and a cloud and the miserableness of Thusaitha was momentarily felt from that point in all directions. It is recorded by some that this event was the actual origin of sadness. The Time of Sadness The two remaining friends had a lot to deal with right now. They were devastated; they had lost their dear, lifelong friend, the Locust tree. They had to get on with life, and help one another through this difficult time. In fact, everyone near the meadow who knew the three, and who lived there, all the animals and the other trees, were all very sad, and the loss was felt by all of them. Memories Existence continued, and suns came and went, and moons too. The Oak tree and the Elm tree were now a duo, inseparable as usual and of course they missed their friend dearly and thought of him often. There were changing Seasons. They told the wild stories of their lives with the Locust tree there in the meadow, all the pranks and merrymaking, and the sharing of hardships too. These two had grown older, and taller, and the Oak tree could just about see over the top of that hill, the one that protected them from the Sea. And then one day he finally could. Utter Joy The Oak Tree saw something, something odd and curious. He saw the Sea on the other side of the hill, the Sea they had all heard about, the Sea that they all heard when the Locust tree splashed into it so long ago. The Oak tree saw the Sea for the first time and related what he saw to the Elm tree. But there was something else. He saw what looked like the leaves of a tree, waving and gently riding the tides of the Sea. Could it be? Well, being land-locked... and... Being a tree, there was no experience, to serve with reason to think other than that he saw his old friend the Locust tree waving to him from just under the surface of the water. He surmised and explained to his dear friend the Elm tree that the Locust must have discovered a method to survive, his roots were growing into the bottom of the Sea and his branches were reaching toward the Sun. The Elm tree and the Oak tree wept and laughed for joy! The Elm tree would have to be content to wait till he grew tall enough to see his old friend, and he did. Together the two of them would peer over the hill and wave to their friend in the Sea. Occasionally, they would notice creatures that were strikingly similar in appearance to Thusaitha, though they did not appear to be out of their minds. They would see these creatures floating into the Sea and gather up their friend’s leaves and hang them up to dry in the sun. They heard tell that whoever ate the leaves would become deeply nourished, more resilient, and would perhaps enjoy a long-life. This came as no surprise to the Oak and the Elm. For they had known their dear friend the Locust through much existence, and they agreed, if anyone could adapt to the situation he found himself in, it was the Locust, whom they deeply resp

    18 min
  4. FEB 28

    Four OVALS Hover in Low Earth Orbit

    Objective Vantage Astronomical Laboratory Systems: Origin Planet Report #132 (Pilots are anthropomorphized to benefit listeners and readers) Four OVALS, Hao, Madrigal, Corcoran and Initiate Peters, hover in low Earth orbit. Peters is participating for the first time in an observation of consequential Earth activity. Therefore, for the first time, he is feeling the angst of helplessness in a situation where he is constrained, not only by policy, but by the nature of space-time itself, to affect. The Ovals already know how this ends. They learn the fate of their origin planet as children. They watch the historical accounts of all the epoch cycles, and have seen the record of the events currently unfolding before them, as well. These Ovals are in this calendar location in order to gather some tailing material from a space rock traveling through their origin solar system. Initiate Peters is on a fast track to be a Mission Leader. The Project Team decided to place him in this calendar location for dual-purpose training. “It’s gut-wrenching.” Says initiate Peters. “The humans who know are suppressed.” Hao replies. “It’s so dumb, they sell their planet off to those lizards, but the whole thing is going to be wiped out by meteors again, in what might as well be five-minutes anyway.” Peters adds. “All out of spite.” Madrigal responds. “They’re mad that they can’t win, so they do the ‘it’s better to rule in hell’ thing.” She says. The four of them watch something happening in this location that they have seen records of many times. They know exactly how it proceeds. Even if physics allowed them to intercede, nothing would be affected. Time is what it is, it’s not something else. Suddenly, they see an Oval diving around and confusing the Earth population during this disturbing time of what has been termed The Inbred Abhorrence, in their Calendrical classes. “I wasn’t made aware that there’d be an Oval operating in proximity to that location.” Initiate Peters says. “Wait…. Is that? No way, is he real?” “Fsake Madsen.” Madrigal says. “I guess you are getting three lessons today, Peters.” Hao says. “He is a broken rule, and he’s testing all the laws.” “Do I hate loving him, or do I love hating him?” Madrigal asks. “… all the laws.” Hao repeats. Corcoran chimes in. “There are some interesting humans, though. They are worth looking at, the species really did have a lot of promise. It would have been interesting to see what they could have done.” Hao concurs. “They exhausted their tries.” 423 Words. * Below are good for OVALS background. Search my substack for OVALS for more. https://commercialherschel.substack.com/p/death-fiction-species-created-ovals https://commercialherschel.substack.com/p/ovals-e-36-ovals-linear-time-re-entry https://commercialherschel.substack.com/p/ovals-where-is-madsen-antogonist-conflict https://commercialherschel.substack.com/p/ovals-project-watchtower-leopard-5 * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items | Refurbished, open box, etc. * Read and share my GiveSendGo for a good description of The Arc of The Bard I hope you enjoyed Flash Fiction February, ‘26, and this finale. A New Arc of The Bard happens Monday AM, or Sunday evening if you’re eager. PLEASE SHARE This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    14 min
  5. FEB 27

    Broken Morning

    * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items | Refurbished, open box, etc. * Read and share my GiveSendGo for a good description of The Arc of The Bard It’s more quiet this morning than usual. It’s the time of year when the windows begin stay open overnight. Usually, at sunrise, there are birds making a lot more music than today. The bats are leaving the evening domain, and retiring to their roosts, wherever they are. Deer are quietly and gingerly rising from their matted grass and moving along. All of these things are happening, but for whatever reason, it seems more thin. Even less audible than usual. The dawn needs more time to stretch, it wants to take a cautious look around before commencing with fullness. The warbler sets in the towering Cypress. Typically, he’s vocal, enthusiastically so. Today, however, he perches, head cocked, observing me with one eye, as though expecting a report. “Hello.” I say. Pensively, not presumptuous, at all. “Look.” I tell him. “I know I’m a two-legged, but I didn’t do all this. They don’t exactly let guys like me make policy.” I say. “Trust me, things would be a lot different.” He doesn’t believe me. I can tell. He finally exclaims something personal toward the sunrise, and goes for a flit around the yard. The sunlight is a slow tide. The field is washed of the neutral morning twilight. Gold shimmers on evergreen needles. It splashes between waving treetops. A loud billow of warplanes sweeps across the morning sky. 226 Words This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    10 min
  6. FEB 26

    They are Going to Do That

    A. They are going to do that, because that’s what they do. Q. But do they have to do that, can they change? A. They do the things they do because that is who they are. People are not other people than who they are, they are who they are, they are not somebody else. Q. Can you tell them, and then they can do something else? A. People do the things they do, they do not do the things they don’t do. Q. But why do they do the things they always do, when the things they do keep them doing the things they do, and it’s always the same? A. They do the things they do because that is who they are. People are not other people than who they are, they are who they are, they are not somebody else. Q. How do you know which people are going to do the other things? A. They are going to do that, because that’s what they do. Q. Why do they let themselves be taken advantage of by the people who benefit from it, at their expense? A. The people who benefit from it know that people are going to do that, because that’s what they do. Q. Why do the people keep perpetuating this cycle over and over again? A. They do the things they do because that is who they are. People are not other people than who they are, they are who they are, they are not somebody else. Q. Why do some people not participate in this behavior? A. Because they have thoughts. Q. What do the people who perpetuate these cycles have? A. They have reactions. Q. Why are they reacting and not thinking? A. They do the things they do because that is who they are. People are not other people than who they are, they are who they are, they are not somebody else. Q. Is there a way to get them to react to something else? Q. Hello? Hello? A. I’m thinking. 343 Words. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items | Refurbished, open box, etc. * Read and share my GiveSendGo for a good description of The Arc of The Bard easytopians! share! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    12 min
  7. FEB 25

    A Bike Trip — Part 2

    Here’s Part 1 Terrence Foch leaves the gorgeous little American town. The situation at the campsite was too bad, but it afforded him the opportunity to enjoy a beautiful place with nice people for a day. He’s taking the advice of the deputy, and he’ll take the alternate route to his new location. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items | Refurbished, open box, etc. * Read and share my GiveSendGo for a good description of The Arc of The Bard. It’s just as the deputy explained. There’s a row of estates along one side of the road, and a ravine on the other. He rides along a ridge, and he doesn’t see a car for a couple of hours. His bike has a light in the front, as does his helmet. The back of his bike has one of those flashing red lights. It’s a great time, riding at night. As he heads out over a hill, what he sees is unexpected. The deputy must have steered him wrong, because laid out in front of him should not be such a large city. He doesn’t know where he is. Why is there such a large city out here? His map did not reflect this. It’s dark, he has no phone signal. He’ll go forward. He’ll figure it out when he gets there. He has a couple of days to get straightened out. As he rides the ridge, the road narrows radically. As he nears the town, he’s practically squeezing between a brick wall and a wooden fence. He comes to an alley, where going the way he came is the only way out. Unless he goes into the building. That’s what he does. Goes into the building. He’s riding through the hallway of a sparsely occupied building. There are glimpses of people, and peripheral evidences of activity. He winds all through this building in the only ways that he can. There are no choices. It’s a long corridor. Not well-lit, the hallway has brown, mat carpeting, and the general ambiance of the place is clinical. It’s not residential. He finally spills out of the building and finds himself in a square, at an intersection. There are a couple of people with him, two women. One of whom he feels an immediate affinity for. The three of them are looking at a map. The map makes no sense. It’s not a place he recognizes, and it’s not where he needs to be, but he has to understand it in order to get to his intended destination. On the other hand, he really likes being near this woman who is also trying to navigate the strange map. Terrence feels good about this situation. He feels lucky to have gotten lost, he never would have encountered this woman. His mind and his heart are open to whatever is going to happen. He has something to figure out while he’s in the middle of this important re-location. 463 Words. Here’s Part 1 easytopians! share flash fiction february: 3 days remain This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    14 min

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