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Herschel Sterling- Human made stories for your Smartbrain™ to ponder.

Human made stories for your Smartbrain™ to ponder. Instant/ Flash Fiction, written and podcasted. Collaborate? Join my Discord for writing discussions and live readings? https://discord.gg/eQ9HKzgvus commercialherschel.substack.com

  1. 19시간 전

    They are Going to Do That

    A. They are going to do that, because that’s what they do. Q. But do they have to do that, can they change? A. They do the things they do because that is who they are. People are not other people than who they are, they are who they are, they are not somebody else. Q. Can you tell them, and then they can do something else? A. People do the things they do, they do not do the things they don’t do. Q. But why do they do the things they always do, when the things they do keep them doing the things they do, and it’s always the same? A. They do the things they do because that is who they are. People are not other people than who they are, they are who they are, they are not somebody else. Q. How do you know which people are going to do the other things? A. They are going to do that, because that’s what they do. Q. Why do they let themselves be taken advantage of by the people who benefit from it, at their expense? A. The people who benefit from it know that people are going to do that, because that’s what they do. Q. Why do the people keep perpetuating this cycle over and over again? A. They do the things they do because that is who they are. People are not other people than who they are, they are who they are, they are not somebody else. Q. Why do some people not participate in this behavior? A. Because they have thoughts. Q. What do the people who perpetuate these cycles have? A. They have reactions. Q. Why are they reacting and not thinking? A. They do the things they do because that is who they are. People are not other people than who they are, they are who they are, they are not somebody else. Q. Is there a way to get them to react to something else? Q. Hello? Hello? A. I’m thinking. 343 Words. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items | Refurbished, open box, etc. * Read and share my GiveSendGo for a good description of The Arc of The Bard easytopians! share! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    12분
  2. 2일 전

    A Bike Trip — Part 2

    Here’s Part 1 Terrence Foch leaves the gorgeous little American town. The situation at the campsite was too bad, but it afforded him the opportunity to enjoy a beautiful place with nice people for a day. He’s taking the advice of the deputy, and he’ll take the alternate route to his new location. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items | Refurbished, open box, etc. * Read and share my GiveSendGo for a good description of The Arc of The Bard. It’s just as the deputy explained. There’s a row of estates along one side of the road, and a ravine on the other. He rides along a ridge, and he doesn’t see a car for a couple of hours. His bike has a light in the front, as does his helmet. The back of his bike has one of those flashing red lights. It’s a great time, riding at night. As he heads out over a hill, what he sees is unexpected. The deputy must have steered him wrong, because laid out in front of him should not be such a large city. He doesn’t know where he is. Why is there such a large city out here? His map did not reflect this. It’s dark, he has no phone signal. He’ll go forward. He’ll figure it out when he gets there. He has a couple of days to get straightened out. As he rides the ridge, the road narrows radically. As he nears the town, he’s practically squeezing between a brick wall and a wooden fence. He comes to an alley, where going the way he came is the only way out. Unless he goes into the building. That’s what he does. Goes into the building. He’s riding through the hallway of a sparsely occupied building. There are glimpses of people, and peripheral evidences of activity. He winds all through this building in the only ways that he can. There are no choices. It’s a long corridor. Not well-lit, the hallway has brown, mat carpeting, and the general ambiance of the place is clinical. It’s not residential. He finally spills out of the building and finds himself in a square, at an intersection. There are a couple of people with him, two women. One of whom he feels an immediate affinity for. The three of them are looking at a map. The map makes no sense. It’s not a place he recognizes, and it’s not where he needs to be, but he has to understand it in order to get to his intended destination. On the other hand, he really likes being near this woman who is also trying to navigate the strange map. Terrence feels good about this situation. He feels lucky to have gotten lost, he never would have encountered this woman. His mind and his heart are open to whatever is going to happen. He has something to figure out while he’s in the middle of this important re-location. 463 Words. Here’s Part 1 easytopians! share flash fiction february: 3 days remain This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    14분
  3. 2일 전

    A Bike Trip — Part 1

    Terrence Foch decided at the last minute to take a bike trip. He had been scheduled to start a new job, but his assignment was delayed for a week and a half. “I’ll send my essentials ahead, and ride my bike.” He told everyone. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items | Refurbished, open box, etc. * Read and share my GiveSendGo for a good description of The Arc of The Bard. It wasn’t his first long ride. He’s done a few. This one would take about 5 days. He would time his arrival with the arrival of his things, then get everything moved in to his new location, and have a couple of days to rest before starting his new job. Mapping out all the county and state roads was easy. There weren’t any hilly, or difficult terrain. All the roads were paved. He even felt like some night riding would be safe, especially since he was so familiar with some parts of the route. He liked doing that. Things went as planned. He got out of town early in the AM on day one and easily made his goal. He spent the afternoon resting, and stretching. Checking his body for issues. He got a good night sleep, and started out early again. Something he liked to do on trips like this was to pack most of the food he would eat, and shed his dirty clothes rather than carry them. This way the load gets slightly lighter each day. He’d pack oat groats as his main source of fuel, since they don’t have to be cooked, in case there’s no fire. Then he’d stop at little stores and get bananas and beef jerky. That sort of disciplined, Spartan behavior suited him. On his fourth night of camping, he awakened, under the open morning sky, to see that, except for his bike, everything he had with him, which wasn’t much, had been stolen while he slept. He had his sleeping bag, an inflatable pillow, a t-shirt, gym shorts and his wallet, which of course, he kept with him in his sleeping bag. Fortunately, his phone was in the campsite office, charging overnight. Now, here he is out in the campsite, barefoot. The tiny town is close by, right across the river bridge from the campsite. It’s early, just after sunrise. He reports his predicament to the campsite attendants. They offer him a complimentary pair of inexpensive, rubber soled, stretchy slippers. He grabs his phone, and rides across the bridge, into the little town, and wait for the local department store to open. People are starting to drive by, and mill about. He keeps his eyeballs open for any signs of his clothing to show up, walking around. He figured it had to be someone really bad off, because it was not much, just some groats, instant coffee, some dry milk, a couple of protein bars. A pair of jeans, and one long, and one short sleeve golf shirt. This is all stuff he can replace in 20 minutes for less than a hundred bucks. He’s pretty lucky, really. When the store opens, he gets a set of athletic underwear, some firm soled training shoes, some thin sport pants that are designed to look like blue jeans and a UV visor biking cap. Taking a walk around inside, to see if he should get anything else, he decides against it. He’ll stay in this sweet little town today, and make the last 50-mile ride into his new location, at night. Leaving the store, he sees a local sheriff’s deputy. He informs him of his camping experience. The deputy says that there are a number of people in town they have to keep an eye on. They tend to do that. They prowl the campers and also the motel parking lots, preying on trusting visitors. “Where’s a good place to have breakfast?” Terrance asks the deputy, who will surely know who has the good coffee. “Right this way.” The deputy says. “It’s the end of my shift, please join me.” During their meal, the deputy tells him about a shorter route to his new town. “It’s a back road” he says, “Along a ridge. It’s pretty nice.” Terrence asks him, “How safe is it at night, how much traffic?” “I’m not sure I’d advise anyone to travel on a bike in the dark on any road, but out there, I doubt you’ll even see a car. It’s private estates on one side, and on the other, down the ravine, that’s National Forest.” “I have my phone, too.” Terrence says. “So that will give me some peace of mind.” “It depends on your carrier. There’s only one that gets a signal out there.” The deputy tells him, as they finish up at their table. For the rest of the day, Terrence relaxes, goes for a walk, and realizes, he doesn’t have much of a signal on his phone. He gets a motel room, has a good long swim, takes a nap and picks up a few items from the delightful little grocery store in town. He’s ready to leave town, and ride overnight to his new destination. 837 Words. flash fiction february: four days remain easytopians! share. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    14분
  4. 3일 전

    Facing Facts

    “This is nice wine.” Jerry said to Judy, as they checked out the samples at a local winery. “It’s not like that other one, out by the river bend.” Judy said. “They set up wine for the locals when they have not the best batches, just to get rid of it.” * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items. Refurbished, open box, etc. * Check out The Arc of The Bard Fiction Writers interview podcast * Read and share my GiveSendGo “That’s not a terrible thing to do.” Jerry argues. “It’s probably a good time.” “I don’t know.” Judy says. “I heard it gives some people a sour stomach, and they aren’t exactly welcoming to the farm folk when the tourists are around.” “Well, this is nice wine.” Jerry repeats. “I agree.” Judy says. “Well, you could have said that the first time, now you have me thinking about the sour stomachs of farmers.” Jerry says, as Judy rolls her eyes. They each have a couple more of the little samples of different wines. It is a pretty, fresh day. Spring is coming, pretty darn soon. They enjoy the view of the vineyards, there are a couple of birds singing, and one of the kitchen guys is loading up the outdoor cook stove with wood. “Wow, we should stay for that.” Judy says. “I think it takes a while for it to get up to temperature, maybe we can come back for dinner.” Jerry says. “Let’s see if anyone else wants to join us.” Judy says. “We’ll end up paying.” Jerry says. “Don’t be such a cheapy.” She responds. “When was the last time we went out with friends and didn’t end up getting most of the bill?” He says. “That’s because we’re always the ones doing the inviting.” Judy says. “What does that tell you?” Jerry asks her. She answers. “That we’re nice?” “No one ever cares to ask us to dinner or lunch, and that doesn’t tell you anything?” He inquires. “Should it? What? What should it tell me?” She responds. “That maybe they just don’t like us very much.” He says. “Now, come on… that’s not what it means, it doesn’t mean anything.” She retorts. “Do you remember when I was at the butcher yesterday, getting our order, and I told you this new winery was open, and that it looked really nice, and that we should come?” She nods. He continues. “OK. Look over your right shoulder. Go ahead.” He instructs her, and she looks. “There it is. There’s the meat shop, there is the window. You have a nice view of this patio from that window. Guess who I saw here having so much fun yesterday?” “Who?” She asks. “Several of the people we bought meals for in the last year and a half, that’s who.” Judy is saddened. She has a despondent look. “You really like them, and you want to think the best. I get it”, Jerry says. “I’m sorry. I think we need to face it. When there’s no reciprocity and no genuineness, the best thing is to just move on from it and try to find better company.” Just then Judy gets a text. “It’s Sheila. She wants one of my recipes… the one for that French chicken souffle.” “Ask her what the occasion is, and if it’s not a family thing, but she doesn’t invite you, tell her you lost that recipe.” Jerry suggests. “You don’t have to tell me twice”, Judy says. 553 Words. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    14분
  5. 4일 전

    A Visited Vehicle

    It started a few days ago, on the return trip from a weekend out of town, in the countryside. Jake and his girlfriend Renee like to get away to the lake. It’s really fun. They have lovely friends out there, and they go whenever they can. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less Use this link for discounted tech items. Refurbished, open box, etc. * Check out The Arc of The Bard Fiction Writers interview podcast * Read and share my GiveSendGo On the way back, Jake’s car started acting up a little. The electrical system was going a little wacky. It seemed like the solenoids were misfiring, intermittently, and electrical features inside the car were flickering, and turning on and off on their own. Jake and Renee were trying to comb through their experiences to see if they could pinpoint anything that could have induced this. The car is only a couple of years old and should not be having any troubles like this. Renee noted that often, electrical issues in vehicles can be from critters, getting in the engine compartment and chewing wires. They did a thorough investigation and the wiring was sound. Another consideration is moisture. If there’s a lot of rain, or merely heavily humid conditions. It can cause issues. Jake recalled the evening they were having a fire with neighbors on Saturday night. It was very foggy. So much so, in fact, that it precipitated a round of campfire ghost stories. “That may have been what started this.” Jake said. “At least now there is something to tell the technician at the auto dealership. It will likely help him troubleshoot.” “That railroad ghost lady story really freaked me out a little.” Renee said. “That was perfect timing.” Jake said. “It happened on a foggy Saturday night.” Renee interjected. “That’s enough. When the train passed through, I nearly fainted.” They made an appointment for after dinner. They’d to go to the dealer, leave the car in the customer parking area, and pick up a loaner left for them. As they pull into the lot, the dash lights and dash cam indicator flicker. “Here we go again.” says Jake. “You know, it’s been a while since we’ve checked the dash cam footage.” Renee says. They start forwarding through the footage stills, as they get the images of their driving, including the weekend away. They slow it down to recall the fun weekend. “Did you turn the car on during the campfire at some point? I didn’t.” Jake says. “Me neither.” Renee responds. They can see the footage on the foggy night. “Slow it down. What is that in the fog, by the train crossing sign?” Renee asks. “I don’t know.” Jake responds, “it’s definitely thicker and brighter than the fog, though.” Just as a local train blasts its horn, they watch the screen as the wispy figure in the fog dissipates into the path of the Saturday night train at the lake. Renee nearly fainted. 461 Words. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    13분
  6. 5일 전

    It’s Finally Over

    It’s very sunny today. There is a lot happening outdoors. People are doing all sorts of things since Winter is ending, and it’s the first stretch of warm days in a while. Everyone is talking about how it’s an early Spring. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items. Refurbished, open box, etc. * Check out The Arc of The Bard Fiction Writers interview podcast * Read and share my GiveSendGo It happens every year. People get out there, and they start clearing away the last patches of snow. They rake out the yards and prepare the gardens. They feel so lucky and blessed that they get an early start on the new season. They get out their bikes and other warm weather things. They start wearing lighter clothes, and maybe even short pants and sleeves. It feels so great to be all aired out. They open the windows and get the bad air out. The new air rushes into the windows and fills the house with new life. It’s rather awesome. What happens next is the streets melt off, and the slush builds up along the curbs, slowly draining into the sewer system, clearing all of that out as well. Of course there is the residue from the entire Winter, building up in that gooey, gray mess. That’s fine. It will pass with a good rain. The best thing about it is the drier air. It would be one thing if the air was all damp and foggy and dismal, but the air is speeding things along. The evaporation of winter, isn’t all dank and gross, it’s pleasant. And the lifting barometric pressure speeds the thaw along. How nice. After a week of this, people are all settled in to Spring. They’ve done some planting, they cleaned the screens and opened up their sun porches to the breeze. They’ve washed the salty sludge off their cars and trucks. They’ve waxed and polished them, too. So ready. So ready for the fresh new year. Like a clock, but as if it has never happened in history, all of a sudden, there is a heaviness to the air, the temperature starts to drop, the sky gets a cover, and here comes the last big storm of the year. Every year it happens, and every year people behave as though they’re surprised. It’s like when the politicians say, “This time it will be different, we’re going to do all the things the citizens want, and you’re going to be put first, things are going to improve, and your value will be appreciated and rewarded.” It’s not different though. It’s the same every time. Every cycle, people forget. They thought it was over. It’s not over. You just have a lousy, short, dumb memory. Cool hope, bro. 306 Words. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

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  7. 6일 전

    The Glass Delivery

    There are fourteen panes of glass on Milo’s truck. That’s a lot, actually, because they are large. He has spent a long time putting this order together. It was a very specific order. Milo had to hunt down half of these pieces and then custom cut them to size. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items. Refurbished, open box, etc. * Check out The Arc of The Bard Fiction Writers interview podcast * Read and share my GiveSendGo These are half inch panes. Pretty thick stuff. Tempered, and tinted 15%, green. Six feet, by four feet. When the client made the order, he understood that it would be a difficult one to fill. He made it clear that he understood the trouble by paying 50% up front. When Milo asked him what the glass is for, the client would seem to have other things to talk about. Usually these things were for greenhouses, or maybe for custom windows in a large house. That’s what Milo figured. Something like that. The carriers for windows like this are custom-built. They are angle structures, so the glass leans, and remains held in place by gravity. Four by six planks, very heavy. Two of these frames, holding seven panes each, situated equidistantly, on the back of his large, flatbed truck. Between each pane are two inch thick pieces of heavy foam rubber. They sit on a thick, large, rubber mat, laid out on the bed of the truck. The suspensions for trucks like this are customized as well. There can’t be any jarring or bumpy rides. Milo is driving the truck out to the client’s property. It’s a long drive from the city to a fairly rural location. In fact, the man asked him about the truck, and the width of it, and said something odd. “I’ll prepare the road for the truck so it won’t be too much of a problem.” He said. “That’s curious”, Milo thought. As Milo approaches the drive at the address, he has to swing out, in order to get the truck between two large, tall, brick and stone pillars. He waits in front of a thick wrought iron gate. He can’t see a keypad, or a phone box, or any way to let the client know he’s here. Suddenly, the gate sways open. The fine, packed gravel drive melds into pressed cinder stone. Milo is expecting to see some kind of manor, or other large estate structure. Instead, all he sees is a turnaround at the edge of a forest. As he approaches the clearing, he can see off to the right, a cut path. He stops the truck, and gets out for a better look. The path is wide enough, though barely, and he can see that trees have been cut, and branches recently pruned to make room for his truck. The path has been tamped and smoothed. He can see about twenty feet, and then there’s a left turn. He proceeds. It’s a very tight left turn, and he has room. Ahead of him it’s fairly steep, and it winds to the right. He doesn’t know what’s up there, or how it looks after that. He decides it will be best to cover the glass. He has large movers blankets, and he fastens them down with bungees. Something to note, is that on highways and open roads, it’s better to let the people see that one is hauling glass. Other drivers tend to keep their distance. That’s good. That’s what one wants. As Milo drives to the bend to the right, he sees another steep section. It looks tamped and smooth, but it’s wavy. He takes it slow as he comes to another left turn. Now, he has to make a mildly steep, but long descent. He can see that once he gets through this, the little road finally flattens out. Once at the bottom of this hill, he’s in another large clearing. There are tree stumps and rocks, but there will be enough room to turn around and leave the way he came. He sees no one. He knows he’s in the right place because, as the client said, he groomed the road for him to make the delivery. Milo’s phone buzzes with a text. ”Harold will be down to help you move that glass. Sit tight a moment?” “No problem, I’ll get everything ready here.” Milo replies. He hops out of the driver seat and uncovers the glass. He unlatches and swings down the frames to make the glass available for moving off the truck. Then, he hops down, and slides out the ramps that are stored under the bed of the truck between rails. Milo hears something coming down the hill at the back of the clearing. He’s expecting some help from a hire of the client. He sees instead a donkey. Riding the donkey is a chimpanzee. A chimpanzee wearing a ball cap and wearing work gloves. Harold dismounts from the donkey and ties him off to a tree. He then acknowledges Milo and runs over to a couple of close standing trees, and pats them. Then points to another set on the other side of the clearing. Harold bounds over to the truck. Milo is astonished and a little uncomfortable. Harold calmly walks over to him, being nearly as tall as the five-foot seven Milo, pats him gently on the chest and gives him a soft hug. He then makes a motion with his hand as if to say, “come on, let’s go.” Harold takes the initiative and takes the first pane of glass by the end, waiting for Milo. Milo obliges, and they begin moving the first set of panes to the trees on the one side. Leaning them very carefully, using the rubber pads between them, as on the truck. Then they repeat the process on the other side. Harold presses his fingers into the palm of his other hand, and points to Milo’s pocket. Milo surmises that he should text the client that the delivery is successfully unloaded. “Apparently things are complete here.” He texts. “Give Harold a thumbs up sign.” He sees on the screen. He does, and Harold hustles over to the donkey and gets a binder from a pouch draped around the donkey. Back to Milo, Harold opens the binder and hands Milo a check for the balance of the order. He then reaches in and gives him a fifty dollar bill. Harold mimes as though he's putting something to eat into his mouth. He pats Milo gently on the shoulder, turns around, returns to and gets up onto the donkey and heads back up the hill. Milo, thinking out loud to himself, says, “Why would a Chimpanzee need a donkey?” 1009 Words This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

    16분
  8. 2월 19일

    The Control Weirdos

    Jerry and Karen weren’t finding the presentation pleasant. Jerry felt it was slow and disorganized. He’s done dozens of these types of things, and it looked cheap to him, and far too loose. * Get my $5 eBook | The political class in 15 minutes or less * Use this link for discounted tech items. Refurbished, open box, etc. * Check out The Arc of The Bard Fiction Writers interview podcast * Read and share my GiveSendGo Karen couldn’t believe the things people were saying. It was as if no one had pre-approved the speeches, or vetted the speakers for their opinions. It was not cohesive to her, and there was no succinct narrative that people could take away from the event. Jerry whines to Karen. “I can’t believe they’re not moving things along. They have a speaker, and some Q&A from the audience, which is really just unnecessary, and then they wait 20 minutes for the next person to take the podium. Do they really think people like some noisey jazz trio so much that they want to sit there for 20 minutes?” “I know right?” Karen says. “And, who are these people, what are their pedigrees? What do they do, just choose random citizens to talk about these things, without any expertise? This is pathetic. Some of them don’t even look like they’re educated, and they use common street language.” Jerry continues, “People are just milling about, talking to one another in between the speakers. They just get up and walk around, talking, and there is no coherence. There is a table full of random food out on tables in the back. People are just going back there to eat and talk. God knows where it even came from. Why are they even coming here if they aren’t going to pay attention and get their talking points and instructions?” “It’s ridiculous.” Karen says. “I could organize something better than this in my sleep.” The MC of the event takes the podium, and asks people to take their seats, or stand over to the side. Very quickly and respectfully, things are calmed down and people are listening. “What great music today! Isn’t the Plasma Trio wonderful? Thanks, you three for your hard work, and for providing the ambiance and room noise. We really do appreciate it.” The people applaud, whistle and shout their agreement to those sentiments. “We are so glad we could provide this opportunity to get so many people from different places in life together. We know you’re going through a lot and there is a lot happening. It’s so good to hear common, American voices for a change. There have been so many new relationships started today. There have been some reunions, too. We know you have great plans and are getting things in place for some good forward movement. Please stay as long as you’d like, to finish things up. Finish up the food, and be sure to take some home if you need it. I can’t wait to hear and see what you’re going to do. We are so glad we could create these conditions. Good night everyone.” The crowd applauds and cheers again. “How pathetic.” Karen says again. “How unorganized.” “What in the world is that woman talking about?” Jerry says. “What plans? What forward motion? What kind of program is this?” — 515 Words. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe

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Human made stories for your Smartbrain™ to ponder. Instant/ Flash Fiction, written and podcasted. Collaborate? Join my Discord for writing discussions and live readings? https://discord.gg/eQ9HKzgvus commercialherschel.substack.com