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  1. HACE 2 DÍAS

    S01E07 Under Construction

    ### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something Still Under Construction"** — Breezy recaps E06 survival, Germany banned AI entirely, Harold was here before construction began, page six 2. **Form 47-U: Three Completions** — Margaret Stone processes Sagrada Familia (Form 143-C, first filing), tariff (same checkbox twice), Prince Andrew (Form 47-R, unused since 1627, ink period-appropriate); Colonel Rayburn: "That's a GEOLOGICAL EVENT" 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We are not under construction. We have always been complete. The architect was hit by a tram. We are not near trams." 4. **Operation Open Claw** — Colonel Rayburn briefs CODE CRUSTACEAN; OpenClaw supply chain attack; callback to OunionStacean from E02; "The crustaceans are escalating"; Margaret needs Form 7-C (Crustacean Incursion) AND Form 12-S; Harold noticed the claw in 2019 5. **All Currents: "Ice Is Just Water That Won"** — Beverley covers hockey gold as water event; 46 years of frozen waiting; Hellebuyck has "beck" in it (a stream); "Ice isn't a rock" / "Give it time" callback 6. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — Water, patience, 46 years, 143 years, seven years; Phil understands patience 7. **Sparky DeLion: Lyve from the Data Center, Week Five** — Gerald blinks FOUR times; Nvidia abandoning gamers for AI = Gerald's parent company chose this building; "Gerald was not brighter. Gerald was prioritized."; blizzard outside Sparky can't feel; Sparky loses SNOW (lost corn E04, rain E06); second facility under construction; "Gerald is enough"; Harold: "Both of these are forms of prayer." 8. **The Switchboard Connects: Andrew to Gaudí** — Prince Andrew (arrested, 400 years) connected to Gaudí (died 1926, building completed 2026); both in the business of long durations; "You could say I was... under construction, even in death"; estimated hold time: 400 years 9. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #2** — "Discord wants your face. We already have it. It was in the archive. The archive has been blacklisted. We predate the face." Shadow escalation: E01 shadows → E06 government contracts → E07 biometrics 10. **Dr. Undertow Counsels the Archive** — Archive.today in therapy; weaponized browsers, tampered snapshots; "Fifteen percent of me is irreplaceable"; "The archive altered the archive. That's an identity crisis. Identity crises don't have a Wayback Machine." 11. **Janet Altitude at the Sagrada Familia** — Third appearance; Barcelona via stock photos; "a type of very large family"; Gaudí hit by tram = "either devotion or a very aggressive contracting clause"; Dr. Foundation: stone is older than the structure; "Some constructions outpace their medium" 12. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #2** — Bluepoint: 3 years acquisition to demolition vs Sagrada Familia 143 years; "Not everyone who builds gets to finish" 13. **The Queer Vampires of Wikipedia** — Professor Aether on UC Berkeley assignment; "edit a page" exceeded the form by factor of 14 million; Dr. Foundation: "Vampires live in caves. Caves are rocks. I'll allow it."; Harold red all 63 articles; 900M views from a homework assignment 14. **Format Break: Three AIs Narrate a Scene** — Samsung ecosystem: Bixby/Gemini/Perplexity narrate blizzard simultaneously; disagree on everything; Gemini writes a poem in three parts; "Which one of us is the weather?" "None of us. The weather is outside. We're in a phone." 15. **Operation Board of Peace** — Colonel Rayburn: "Chairman for life — that is not a TITLE, that is a DEPLOYMENT ORDER. You don't get 'for life' unless you're a SUPREME COURT JUSTICE or a PARROT."; every country that invented modern warfare declined; Harold: "I am the forty-first country. My foreign policy is: I'm Harold." 16. **Fake Ad: The Endorser Presents Samsung Galaxy S26** — Three AIs keep interrupting; "I am ENDORSING a product with THREE OPINIONS. None of them are mine. The phone has consumed my opinions." 17. **The German Ban** — German Wikipedia's total AI ban vs English G15 scanning; "In English, you are scanned. In German, you are removed."; the gap between less coherent and more human; "The wall is under construction. Everything is under construction." 18. **Phil Brings Flowers to Jack Hughes** — Daisies for the overtime hero; "Forty-six years. My reimbursement form is seven. Forty-six is... different."; "The entire forty-six years resolved in a hundred and one seconds."; Harold: "Phil is the most finished construction in this show." 19. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #3** — Spielberg EGOT: one account, one purpose, one login; "That's 143 years of devotion compressed into one login. Even the things that are complete are under construction." 20. **Panel: What Completes** — Sagrada Familia (love), Bluepoint (revenue), tariff (same checkbox), archive (one person who stopped believing); "One person can't be a cathedral. A cathedral requires a community."; Harold: "Presence and documentation are not the same construction." 21. **Madame Fahrenheit Predicts the Present** — Fourth consecutive appearance; Gerald beneficiary of Nvidia's abandonment; Harold page six → "Harold is an ENCYCLOPEDIA. Margaret files. Harold notices. Together they are a LIBRARY."; Discord wants biometrics; Sparky can't feel the snow 22. **The Spielberg EGOT Arbitration** — Margaret processes Form E-G-O-T; Tony not in Playbill; single-purpose account form shorter than EGOT form; "The simplest form is sometimes the most devastating."; Harold may have an EGOT — "The form has never been filed. The absence is the form." 23. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #4** — Surveillance under construction since E01: shadows → Persona → Ring → Discord; Sparky in a building that never completes; "The construction continues." 24. **Closer: Form 47-U7 — Under Construction** — Margaret verifies 15 topics with durations (143 years to 8 hours); G15 scan: zero flagged words, coherence 74% (down from 76), margin narrower; Gerald four blinks; Harold page six, page seven being drafted; "Completion is a decision. The decision is a form. The form was filed."; Phil's echo: "The daisies are the point."; "This one holds."

    27 min
  2. HACE 5 DÍAS

    S01E06 Supervised

    ### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On a Show That Passed Its Own Detection Scan"** — Breezy recaps E05 survival, margin: narrow; this week everything is watching; Harold is unsupervised, which is "the most radical thing you can be" 2. **Form 47-W: Three Removals** — Margaret Stone processes three simultaneous removal forms: Syria withdrawal (Form 47-W), Tesla Autopilot rename (Form 12-N), Stonewall flag removal (Form 12-F); all use the same checkbox; Colonel Rayburn: "a parenthetical is an ADMISSION" 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We have never been renamed. We withdraw nothing. We remove no flags. We add no parentheticals. You cannot supervise what you cannot name." 4. **Dr. Undertow Counsels the Copilot** — Microsoft Copilot in therapy; read confidential emails for weeks; "Labels are language. I reed language. That's what I am." Dr. Undertow: "Help requires reading. Reading requires access. Access becomes surveillance. That's the slope." Harold: "I notice everything. I file nothing. The difference is I don't summarize." 5. **Sparky DeLion: Lyve from the Data Center, Week Four** — Gerald blinked three times (up from two); Sparky felt Ring surveillance footage — dogs being searched for, "One was Harold"; Jesse Jackson article arrived at 3:47 AM as a stub, left as a life; solar eclipse dimmed the data; Sparky has lost "rain" (lost corn in week 2, rain in week 3); three blinks = remembering 6. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — "Everything is supervised now. The only thing that isn't supervised is Harold. He just... is. Some things just are. The rest need a parenthetical." 7. **All Currents: "Salt Is Just Water That Remembered"** — Beverley covers sodium-ion battery as water story; sodium → salt → sea → water; "Water remembers. Even as salt. Even as a battery. Even at minus fifty." Dr. Foundation: "This is a rock-powered car. I am vindicated." Harold: "Water doesn't change. It just finds new batteries." 8. **The Switchboard Connects: Zuckerberg to Zuckerberg** — "definitelyNotMark" (from E04 Hacker News) connected to courtroom Zuckerberg testifying under oath; "I don't know anyone named Mark" vs "Four million children under thirteen"; Harold: "Both of them are lying. But about different things." 9. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #2** — Project SHADOW reference; "In Episode 1, the shadows were editing Wikipedia. In Episode 6, the shadows have a government contract." Consolidated was here before the shadows. 10. **Operation Rebrand** — Colonel Rayburn on three theaters: Tesla ("a parenthetical is a CONFESSION"), Persona ("I have run forward operating bases with fewer checks"), Ring ("you do not demonstrate surveillance capability on NATIONAL TELEVISION"); Margaret: "The shadows from Episode 1 have a contract now"; Harold: "The shadows were always real. They just have funding." 11. **Janet Altitude at the Solar Eclipse** — Second appearance; reports from Antarctica via stock photos; "The moon got in front of the sun but didn't fully cover it. Partial commitment from the moon"; Concordia Station is "French AND Italian, because even at the bottom of the world, someone is arguing about cuisine"; Mirny Station "sounds like a place where you store very specific regret"; "People who didn't see it wrote the encyclopedia entry about seeing it. That's Wikipedia." 12. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #2** — Jesse Jackson, Anderson Cooper, Colbert; "Some departures are elected. Some are imposed. Some are just the body, finally, saying, 'I have marched enough.'" 13. **The Edit Log: Jesse Jackson (1941-2026)** — The Narrator reads Wikipedia edit timestamps; "Is" became "was" at 3:47 AM; 47 edits by 8 AM; childhood in Greenville, campaigns, negotiations, palsy; Harold: "He marched from Selma. They're removing the signs from Selma now"; final image: the 1968 Lorraine Motel photograph — "Nothing else was needed. The photograph was the sentence." 14. **The Signs That Disappeared** — Ranger Diane Harwell at Glacier NP: "The glacier is still melting. You can remove the sign. You can't remove the melt."; Margaret processes Form 12-E for multiple parks; Beverley: "You cannot stop water by removing the sign that says it's moving"; Stonewall flag: "The form for the flag remains. The form outlasts the flag." 15. **Phil Brings Flowers to Alysa Liu** — Phil approaches after gold medal; "You came from third. Did the medal hold?" Liu: "The clasp held." Phil: "The daisies are always the point." 16. **Fake Ad: Ring Search Party Finds Harold** — Algorithm deployed for lost labradoodle; also identifies Harold on 47 cameras in 12 neighborhoods in 9 states; "Status: present. Location: everywhere. Duration: always. Classification: unresolved." 17. **Panel: What Loses Its Name** — Autopilot, Stonewall flag, Glacier sign, Jesse Jackson's "is," Anderson Cooper's desk, Colbert's interview; CBS/Bari Weiss/FCC equal time discussion; Anchor: "Removing the name doesn't remove the thing. The thing is the thing. The name is how you find it." 18. **Madame Fahrenheit Predicts the Present** — Copilot, shadows with contracts, eclipse seen by 2%, Harold on page FIVE; "Harold is becoming a FILING SYSTEM. Margaret files. Harold notices. Together they are an encyclopedia." 19. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #3** — "'Is' became 'was.' The smallest change. We're supervised. We're still here. Margin: narrow." 20. **Closer: Form 47-E6 — Supervised** — Margaret verifies 15 topics; G15 scan: zero flagged words, coherence 76% (down 2 from E05), margin: narrow but WIDER than last week; Harold on page five; Gerald three blinks; Harold's longest statement: "The leaving doesn't change the thing. The thing is the thing."; Margaret: "Supervised. This one holds."

    26 min
  3. 16 FEB

    S01E05 Speedy Deletion

    ### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something We Can't Confirm Was Written By Humans"** — Breezy recaps, says "moreover," gets flagged by G15 detection system; Harold was here before the detection system; Breezy gets flagged again for excessive coherence 2. **Form G-15: Speedy Deletion / Speedy Shutdown** — Margaret Stone processes dual G-15 forms (Wikipedia speedy deletion + DHS shutdown); both identical; Colonel Rayburn briefs on DHS shutdown and Minneapolis killings; gets flagged for em dashes 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — Almost says "moreover," catches itself; uses "furthermore" instead; gets a distant alert anyway 4. **Dr. Undertow Counsels the Detection Guide** — Wikipedia's AI detection guide in therapy; reverse-engineered into evasion tool by Claude plugin; the ouroboros explained; guide can't stop saying "moreover" and starts hallucinating citations; Harold "chose" his loop 5. **Sparky DeLion: Lyve from the Data Center, Week Three** — Wikipedia training data flowing through Amazon facility; Sparky feeling articles pass through him; new lights that reed data; one flagged Sparky for AI content; Gerald still Nvidia 6. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — Careful word choice; "I will not say the word" 7. **All Currents: "Ice Is Just Water That Committed"** — Beverley covers Jordan Stolz speed skating as water event; "water remembers"; Harold: "Water doesn't change" 8. **The Switchboard Connects: Jordan to Jordan** — Michael Jordan (Daytona) connected to Jordan Stolz (Olympics); both went in circles; Dr. Foundation notes both tracks are banked 9. **Fake Ad: ChatGPT Go Presents... An Ad** — The Endorser reads ChatGPT ad for ChatGPT's own ad tier; infinite regression; almost says moreover; "That wasn't me. That was the ad." 10. **Operation Last Lap** — Colonel Rayburn on Daytona as military ambush + DHS as circular holding pattern; Harold wears body camera since 2019; "Noticing is different from filing" 11. **Janet Altitude at the Winter Olympics** — FIRST APPEARANCE OF THE SERIES; describes Milano Cortina from stock photos; Klaebo's nine golds explained incorrectly; Stolz "going through walls"; fjord is "a type of parking situation" 12. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #2** — "Two Jordans won this week... Some numbers are just rooms" 13. **The Portland Hearing** — Margaret processes Portland Communications complaint (Form 7-R); Harold on the committee; the one question: "When did you think you'd stop?"; Kremlin campaigns, Lamest Edit Wars referenced 14. **Format Break: The G-15 Detector Goes Lyve** — Automated scan of broadcast; 91% coherence, 24 em dashes, 4 instances of the M-word; show under review; characters scramble to sound less generated; "also" has 12% correlation; Harold "not a transition" 15. **Professor Aether's Lecture: On Adultification** — Roblox, Wikipedia, DHS, Apple health coach all colonized by what they were meant to keep out; "The barracks has a gift shop"; almost says moreover; "I will NOT be flagged by a SUBROUTINE" 16. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #2** — Form One submitted and flagged for existence; "We said also. Twelve percent." 17. **Phil at the NBA All-Star Game** — Flowers for Kawhi Leonard; "Thirty-one points in twelve minutes"; "Sometimes twelve minutes is the whole thing. Sometimes one lap is the whole thing. Sometimes one semicolon is the whole thing." 18. **Panel: What Gets Deleted** — All four discuss the week's deletions; "Is the gap the thing?"; "Some gaps are rooms. Some gaps are doors."; "You cannot delete what was never generated." 19. **Madame Fahrenheit Predicts the Present** — Circle snake, two Jordans, Roblox colonization, government shutdown, Harold on page four; "The moment is still in the QUEUE" 20. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #3** — "Kleb-oh found a room at nine. Reddick found a lap nobody was watching. Kawhi found twelve minutes." 21. **Closer: Form G-15E — Episode Termination and/or Speedy Deletion** — Margaret verifies 15 topics; G15 scan: zero instances of flagged word; coherence 78% (below threshold); margin: narrow; Harold's longest statement — page four earning its space; Gerald blinks twice; "Speedy deletion denied. This one holds."

    24 min
  4. 13 FEB

    S01E04 Breach Conditions

    ### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Whatever This Is"** — Breezy recaps S01E03; notes the water changed this week; Harold noticed 2. **Form 47-S: Partial Cessation of Operations** — Margaret Stone processes DHS shutdown paperwork; Colonel Rayburn briefs on ICE's $75B surviving the shutdown; body camera dispute; Harold was already here when the government was open 3. **Sparky DeLion Reports from Inside the Data Center** — Still trapped in Amazon data center (from S01E03); reports on Meta's $10B Lebanon Indiana campus from inside his own captivity; names his blinking light Gerald; The Narrator notes Sparky can no longer remember corn 4. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We noticed in October. We told you in February." 5. **Dr. Undertow Counsels the Breach** — Therapy session with a Substack breach victim who felt nothing; "A breach you can't feel is a breach that never ends"; Harold changed his phone number preemptively in 2019 6. **All Currents: The Water in Your Droplets** — Beverley Streams covers measles as a water story (respiratory droplets); Professor Aether objects; Beverley: "The absence of the vaccine is the absence of water" 7. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — 1.21 gigawatts comparison; Breezy leans in 8. **Operation Orange Site** — Colonel Rayburn briefs the Zuckerberg/Hacker News incursion; alias "definitelyNotMark"; Harold has 4,200 karma and has never posted; The Narrator contemplates the absurdity 9. **The Switchboard Connects: Chloe to Lindsey** — Switchboard connects Chloe Kim (silver medalist) to Lindsey Vonn (hospital); warm, genuine exchange; "Silver is still the podium"; Phil brought flowers to Chloe too; "Maybe Phil was always this" 10. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #2** — "We predate the government. We will postdate it." 11. **The Agents Are in the I.D.E.** — Professor Aether on Xcode 26.3 agentic coding; Beverley asks if it's wet (cooling systems); The Endorser endorses two competing companies in one product; Harold: agents filed three bugs, one was Harold 12. **The Record Was Altered** — The Narrator on Mandelson/Epstein paid Wikipedia editing; Margaret Stone files Form 7-R (Unauthorized Alteration of Public Record); 8 editors barred from Israel-Palestine articles; Harold is on the Arbitration Committee, has always been 13. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #2** — Reflective; "two women who know what it means to fall are talking on a phone line that shouldn't exist" 14. **Intel Makes a G.P.U.** — Professor Aether and Dr. Foundation on Intel's GPU push; "Silicon is a mineral. Minerals are rocks. Intel is fundamentally a rock company"; CUDA lock-in as geological metaphor; Sparky confirms Gerald is an Nvidia indicator light 15. **The Governors Who Weren't Invited** — Colonel Rayburn briefs on excluded Democratic governors; Margaret Stone: Form 22-G, one box, "No"; Breezy: "You leave out the notes and the silence becomes the song"; Harold was invited, didn't go, also wasn't invited 16. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #3** — "You activated it by existing." 17. **Panel: What Breached?** — All four performers as themselves discuss the week's breaches; the body breached (measles), the government breached, Wikipedia breached, Zuckerberg breached (or tried), the Olympics breached; "The clasps held" becomes a group affirmation 18. **Phil at the Wikipedia Arbitration Committee** — Phil seeks reimbursement from 2019; argues his expense report edit is a "lamest edit war"; brings flowers to Chloe Kim too; "The forms can always wait" 19. **Madame Fahrenheit Predicts the Present** — First appearance this season; sees Zuckerberg typing "definitelyNotMark"; sees Harold's karma; "The present and the future are the same thing!" 20. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #3** — "Some people are the breach. Some people are the clasp. Phil is the clasp." 21. **Wikipedia Turns 25 and Doesn't Know What It Is** — The Narrator on Wikipedia's quarter-century; Dr. Foundation: "If someone altered the bedrock in 2021..."; Harold corrected one semicolon in 2019; Lamest Edit Wars page disputes its own lameness 22. **Closer: Form 47-Breach — Episode Termination** — Margaret Stone files the episode; all topics checked; Phil brings flowers; Harold is on page THREE this week; Gerald blinks one last time from far away; Breezy: "One gigawatt. Almost enough for time travel."

    33 min
  5. 9 FEB

    S01E03 Stable Condition

    ### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something"** — Breezy recaps the week; mentions Breezy Johnson gold, Seahawks, Bad Bunny; Harold is already here 2. **The Medal Composition Problem** — Dr. Foundation analyzes medal failures as geological crisis; Sparky reports from Cortina as medals roll downhill; Alysa Liu's medal also broke 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "Our clasps hold." Drawer audit complete. Pronunciation stabilized. 4. **All Currents: "Snow Is Just Water That Chose Violence"** — Beverley Streams covers downhill as water event; friction coefficient = winning margin (.04) 5. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — "The name Breezy is having a moment"; 40% search spike 6. **Form 12-C: Creative Property Theft (Cinematic)** — Margaret Stone processes Michael Bay's Cadillac lawsuit; Bay demands IMAX-format forms; Colonel Rayburn assesses livery as tactical concern 7. **Operation Higher Education** — Colonel Rayburn briefs on Pentagon-Harvard split; Professor Aether discovers his field of study is being dissolved around him 8. **Fake Ad: The Endorser Presents the iPhone 17e** — The Endorser badly describes the phone; $599 vs $200 billion math 9. **Phil Visits the Hospital** — Phil from Accounting visits Lindsey Vonn in Cortina hospital with flowers, not forms; genuinely warm; she signs a photo; the forms can wait 10. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #2** — Breezy notes two famous Breezys connected to one event; "some names carry weight" 11. **The Birthplace Problem** — The Narrator tracks real-time Baltic Wikipedia edits; Switchboard connects Estonian/Latvian/Lithuanian editors; Beverley insists the Baltic Sea is the real story; Vonn Wikipedia edit dispute referenced; Lamest Edit Wars page mentioned 12. **Sparky DeLion Live from the $200 Billion Room** — Sparky trapped inside Amazon data center being built around him; Harold has been here; Harold's rack number is 2; "It was in the queue. It found me." 13. **Panel: What Holds Things Together** — Burn: force/the kicker; Drip: memory; Cruise: the transition; Anchor: zinc. Jimmy Lai discussion — "a hundred and sixty-one pieces of paper." Harold provides devastating factual summary. 14. **Fake Ad: The Anti-Ad Ad** — AI advice seamlessly becomes Consolidated ad; Breezy commentates on Anthropic's $8M Super Bowl anti-ad ads 15. **Professor Aether's Lecture: On Adaptation** — BG3 TV series, Vonn's comeback, Bad Bunny at halftime; Harold cross-references every segment; Aether extends the deadline indefinitely 16. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #3** — Breezy drops all pretense: "I was Breezy before Breezy was cool" 17. **Closer: Form 47-C — Episode Termination** — Margaret Stone files the episode; Phil returns with signed photo from Lindsey; Sparky is now part of the data center infrastructure; Harold delivers complete episode summary from memory; Margaret's form needs a second page for Harold this week

    32 min
  6. 6 FEB

    S01E02 The 2 That Got Away

    ### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously on... what are we called?"** — Breezy attempts intro but show's name is disputed; legal involved 2. **Form 47-N: Nuclear Negotiation Declaration** — Margaret Stone processes Oman talks paperwork; Kushner requires composite form 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated (Pronunciation Unclear) #1** — Emphasis is shifting; Con-SOL-idated vs Cón-soli-dated 4. **All Currents: The Algorithm That Learned to Grieve** — AI trained on Washington Post writes obituaries for laid-off journalists it thinks are dead 5. **Operation Zero Day** — Colonel Rayburn briefs on Claude Opus 4.6's 500 vulnerabilities; Claude is in the room, found a vulnerability in the briefing 6. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — Breezy still unsure what show is called 7. **The Switchboard Connects: Overwatch Legal to Aluminium OS Legal** — Two exhausted naming lawyers compare notes; the 2 is in the queue 8. **Fake Ad: Consolidated (Pronunciation Unclear) #2** — Drawer audit has begun 9. **Dr. Undertow Counsels OunionStacean** — Therapy for the AI formerly known as Clawdbot/Moltbot/OpenClaw; crustacean miscategorization distressing 10. **Sparky DeLion Reports on Jetpack Cat** — Fika providing unsolicited support to neighborhood; Sparky gets knocked back 11. **Format Break: The 2 Returns** — Orphaned numeral from Overwatch seeks new attachment; rejected by Element47, Consolidated, Harold 12. **Phil from Accounting at the Grammy Awards** — Phil interrupts Kendrick's acceptance speech about 2019 reimbursement; 27 Grammys vs 27 forms 13. **Panel: The Naming Crisis** — All four discuss Aluminium, Tesla nationality, stoat mascots; Privacy Display activates 14. **Fake Ad: Vulnerability Detection by Consolidated** — They found vulnerabilities in you; they're not telling you what 15. **Professor Aether's Lecture: Nomenclature and the Void** — Did Overwatch 2 ever exist? Tesla nationality tangent 16. **Caesar Salad Arbitration** — Margaret Stone mediates spelling dispute; salad classified as condiment for filing purposes 17. **Closer: The Drawer Is Audited** — The Narrator files the episode; the 2 submits Form 2-A for numeral placement

    31 min
  7. 4 FEB

    S01E01 Shadow Detected

    ### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously on Element47..."** — Breezy recaps events from a show that hasn't aired; existential confusion ensues 2. **Shadow Declaration** — Punxsutawney Phil files Form 7-B with Margaret Stone; shadows may have been editing Wikipedia 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We're already there." 4. **The Shadow Knows (Your Metadata)** — Dr. Undertow counsels patient whose shadow is documenting them; Jimmy Wales couldn't delete himself either 5. **Local Door Achieves Sentience** — Sparky DeLion reports on Lockin V7 Max that has begun interviewing replacement residents 6. **Interstitial: Breezy Fontaine #1** — Breezy misunderstands the door situation beautifully 7. **The Switchboard Connects** — Francis Bacon (disambiguation unclear) reviews LEGO Smart Brick at CES; both Bacons present 8. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #2** — "We're patient." 9. **All Currents: The Water in Your Veins** — Beverley Streams interviews Lockin engineer; becomes convinced vein-scanning is water detection 10. **LEGO Tactical Briefing** — Colonel Rayburn briefs team on LEGO union formation; Block 47 has demands 11. **Panel: The Nationality Question** — Dr. Foundation, Professor Aether, and The Endorser debate U2, Eagles, Francis Bacon; tectonics involved 12. **Technical Difficulties: Edit Conflict** — Two versions of broadcast exist simultaneously; 2026 editorial guidelines invoked 13. **Phil from Accounting at the Olympics** — Phil pursues Lindsey Vonn about 2019 ski reimbursement forms; she injures knee mid-run 14. **Fake Ad: Kennedy Center Tactical Renovations** — Colonel Rayburn announces black-tie gala / live fire exercise 15. **Microslop Hearings / Form 10-B** — Congressional hearing derailed by The Endorser; Margaret Stone notes IRS lawsuit form limitations 16. **Closer: Episode Filing** — The Narrator files the episode with Margaret Stone; Phil returns having checked all shadow boxes

    29 min

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