First Thoughts

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Film reviews right from the parking lot of the theater!

  1. Aug 9

    Ice Cream Man

    Why, Eli Roth? Why?   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

  2. Aug 9

    One Night Only

    THE PURGE IS ON!!! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

  3. Aug 2

    I Want Your Sex

    It's just the title - IT'S JUST THE TITLE!   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

  4. Aug 2

    Spider-Man: Brand New Day

    9. We've had 9 standalone Spider-Man movies in our lifetime.   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

  5. Jul 17

    The Odyssey (2026)

    Everyone's favorite director's take on one of the most famous stories of all time! What could go wrong???   Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

  6. Jul 13

    The Invite (2026)

    Can Olivia Wilde actually direct a good movie??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

  7. Jun 29

    Supergirl (2026)

    More like Superbad, am I right??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

  8. Jun 23

    Toy Story 5

    These toys must be powered by energizer... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

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3.8
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Film reviews right from the parking lot of the theater!

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  • Creator
    SimonsRants
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    100
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    Explicit
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