Go Touch Grass

4.7 (233)
COMEDY
UPDATED WEEKLY

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that. Catch all new episodes every Wednesday starting December 13th.

1 DAY AGO

Spongebob Cheaterpants (w/ Josh Lora aka @tellthebeees)

PLEASE FILL OUT OUR LISTENER SURVEY: GUM.FM/TOUCHGRASS Guest: Josh Lora Topics: Twitter vs. Bluesky (What the Musk), Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater (The Discourse), @simyrants (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!] Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here. Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter. Follow Alise on Instagram. Follow the show: Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 24m
NOV 13

BookTok is NOT Political (w/ Milly & Alise)

Milly walks Alise through some post-election BookTok drama plus the story of P'Nut the Squirrel and Alise declares Broadway star/almost gay icon Nicole Sherzinger our Grasshole of the Week.

1h 28m
NOV 6

White Boy Nonsense (w/ Hoodo Hersi)

Milly and Alise sit down and chat with comedian Hoodo Hersi about whit boy nonsense involving Jason Kelce, Logan Paul, and a little boy known as "The Rizzler."

1h 20m
OCT 30

MAGA takes MSG (w/ Milly & Alise)

Alise and Milly link up virtually to discuss the latest discourse-inducing mom vlogger, Trump's insanely racist rally at MSG, and a group of conspiracy theorists known as sovereign citizens.

1h 19m
OCT 23

"Is Your P**** Green?" (w/ Geoffrey James)

Headgum's own Geoffrey James joins us to wade through two mini discourses from the world of entertainment and a Grasshole who lied about abuse for views.

1h 24m
OCT 16

UNLOCKED: The Many Beefs of Azealia Banks

In this unlocked episode of our Patreon exclusive series "SEARCH HISTORY," Milly breaks down the many beefs of Azealia Banks and asks the age-old question: can we separate the art from the artist?

1h 29m
OCT 9

The Keith Lee of Tea (w/ Taylor Garron)

Taylor Garron comes on the pod as Milly spills the tea on afternoon tea, and Alise breaks down the story of a Grasshole from the world of tattoo TikTok.

1h 17m
OCT 2

Bridgerton Ball Detroit (w/ Amanda Duberman)

Alise and Milly are joined by their old Sup co-host Amanda Duberman to talk IG hoaxes, Bridgerton scams, and one seriously Grasshole-ish Republican.

1h 19m

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TRAILER

Go Touch Grass with Milly Tamarez and Alise Morales - Trailer

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that. Catch all new episodes every Wednesday starting December 13th. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12/05/2023

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1 min

4.7

out of 5

233 Ratings

Love it!!

3 days ago

KatieIsntMyNickname

This podcast is a bright spot on my week and I try to pass it on to all of my podcast enthusiast friend!!
Iconic Duo!

3 days ago

its.virginia

So funny!! Millie and Alise were always my absolute favorite part of the BETCHES podcast & I was so sad when that ended. Now, Go Touch Grass has been a much needed break from literally everything else 💙✨ 😅
New favourite podcast

Nov 7

Joke's on Jew

Millel and Alice are such fun and engaging hosts, as one of the least online people around (I don’t have internet at all), this podcast enables me to stay informed while also making full body contact with many types of grass.
From a not online girly

Nov 6

Elsero202012

I love this pod because it tells me what happened online this week. It’s great! I barely have any social media so this pod is really helpful and funny. I love Milly and Alise, they brighten my day. GO TOUCH GRASS🌾🌱🌿

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that. Catch all new episodes every Wednesday starting December 13th.