Honestly Smartless

Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr
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Honestly Smartless

Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr are two hot messes with PhDs in pop culture, bad decisions, and oversharing. Sometimes smart, always hilarious, they dive into relationships, shopping addictions, and the absurdity of modern life with unfiltered honesty and zero shame. Tune in each week for rants, revelations, and more TMI than you ever asked for. 

  1. 4D AGO

    BBL Butt Rot

    Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book. 00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call 02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal 04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer 05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements 08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster 14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer 20:11 Losing Virginity 22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People 24:17 BBL Butt Rot 28:54 Unbotched Reboot 34:00 How to Fast in a Healthy Way 42:06 MGK survives off of Coffee and Cigarettes 44:01 Hating on Men 45:36 Polar Express is a Smut Book Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out

    46 min

  2. JUL 7

    MAGA with Camel Toes

    Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie. Chapters 02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies 05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread 08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out 11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan 16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission 19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other? 22:48 Feng Shui for your Dead Dog 23:44 We need more hobbies 24:55 Chicken Tendies 26:57 Financial Irresponsibility  28:47 Recycling is a Scam 32:46 Who cares about body count? 34:49  Lifestyle Contracts 38:22 Will Smith's Career is spiraling  43:16 Diddy Trial: People still won't believe a woman Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out

    46 min

  3. JUN 30

    Pickleball Porn

    Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball.  Chapters 00:35 Orca Sensual Massage 01:54 $400 Swimsuit 03:52 Pickleball Smut 07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers 10:30 The R Word is Back 16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments 18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real 21:25 Skinny Ozempic Talk 23:39 Living in Danger on Purpose 25:34 Reality TV Recap 27:29 Chelsea's Pupdate 28:13 RIP Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom 31:27 Jerking off to the Titanic Submersible  Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out

    36 min

  4. JUN 23

    Depression Core

    Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics.  01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car 01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissist  07:08 Opera is for classy ladies 11:49 Alix Earle and Influencer Social Responsibility 16:15 Trying to get Chelsea a date 21:34 We are getting a joint checking account somewhere in between: Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife, Meghan Markle - stay away from the SA friends and be on our show, and Alex Cooper is more scripted than we thought 32:14 Honestly Smartless Prayer Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out

    33 min

  5. JUN 16

    Lesbian Lovers

    Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month! Chapters 00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused 02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra 05:09 Talking Dogs 08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler  10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini 14:08 Vacation Sex 16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life 22:14 Chelsea has no Sex Game 25:06 Delulu Dating 25:31 Iraq Inspo 25:31 Lesbian Lovers 36:35 OF Journey Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out

    42 min

  6. JUN 9

    The Art of Being Hot

    What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future. Chapters 00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us) 02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage 05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies 08:23 – Clubbing, Chaos & Regret in Heels 10:55 – What We’re Watching While Avoiding Life 13:20 – Celebs and Trash Talk 15:39 – Meds & Mayhem 18:20 – Reality TV Made Us Do It 20:54 – Consent, Ghosting & Dating in 2025 23:14 – Travel Trauma & Dancing Questionably 25:10 – Flirting, Fails & Delusional Confidence 26:59 – Wrap-Up & Future Bad Decisions Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out

    37 min

  7. JUN 2

    Hot Autism Summer

    Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate.  00:00 – Japanese fairy  01:09 – Night creams are a scam  04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong  08:39 – Unhinged dating stories  13:58 – Hot Autism Summer  20:51 – Chili's is back?  23:22 – AI ads know us too well  24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire  25:29 – Ozempic is the sh*t  28:19 – Weird social energy  34:56 – New projects  Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out

    42 min

  8. MAY 26

    Ozempic Confessions

    Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for. Chapters 00:00 - Banter & Bullsh*t 00:16 - Homeless Sheep Saga 02:18 - Diddy Drama Drops 06:07 - Kim’s SKIMS Nipple Bra 09:05 - Kevin Spacey’s Creepy Comeback 10:31 - Hot Mess to Hero 12:16 - WTF Sports Games 14:53 - Skinny Shot Secrets (Ozempic) 18:35 - Kim Gets Deep(ish) 19:54 - Hailey Bieber's PR Romance 22:27 - Belichick’s Side Quests 27:44 - Bougie Plantations Talk 32:13 - Chaos & Clout Chasing 33:13 - Matchmaking Mayhem 34:58 - Family Feels Incoming 37:21 - Insta Love & Lies Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out

    39 min
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About

Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr are two hot messes with PhDs in pop culture, bad decisions, and oversharing. Sometimes smart, always hilarious, they dive into relationships, shopping addictions, and the absurdity of modern life with unfiltered honesty and zero shame. Tune in each week for rants, revelations, and more TMI than you ever asked for. 

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  • Creator
    Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    351
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Honestly Smartless
  • Show Website
    Honestly Smartless

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