272 episodes

I am a little too enthusiastic about pop culture, Netflix, mix tapes, Our Host Chris Harrison, and holiday-themed Oreos. I also believe that it’s important to tell your story—even the ones that make you seem a little crazy. Oh, and please do not send me your grandmother's famous green bean casserole recipe. I can assure you it tastes like sweaty feet.

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

    • TV & Film
    • 4.9 • 539 Ratings

I am a little too enthusiastic about pop culture, Netflix, mix tapes, Our Host Chris Harrison, and holiday-themed Oreos. I also believe that it’s important to tell your story—even the ones that make you seem a little crazy. Oh, and please do not send me your grandmother's famous green bean casserole recipe. I can assure you it tastes like sweaty feet.

    IHGB #273 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 5: Logan Flips

    IHGB #273 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 5: Logan Flips

    Hello everyone,







    Are you shocked to hear my voice this early in the week? It’s weird. Some Guy in Austin and I are both out of town, so we recorded the show mere moments after it aired on Monday night. I’m here to tell you that our thoughts are fresh yet confused as ever. We answer burning questions in this episode. For example:







    * How delicious is a Belgian waffle?* Is Belgian chocolate better than other chocolate?* Is Rachel’s spray tan skin tone the hue of a carrot or a tangerine?* Were you exhausted by Rachel before or after she canceled her group date?* Would you rather swim in a bathtub of beer or wrestle in a vat of chocolate?







    Why yes, your answer can be both! And it should be.







    EPISODE NOTES:







    Here’s the recap for episode 5.







    HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.







    And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!







    Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!







    SHOW NOTES:







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    • 36 min
    IHGB #272 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 4: La Vie en Rose

    IHGB #272 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 4: La Vie en Rose

    If you’ve been around here for a minute, you know that the iHateGreenBeans safe word is PINEAPPLE. I screamed it at my television when I wasn’t rolling my eyes at Rachel’s incessant crying. Why? Because there were no less than 539 close-ups, tight-angled shots of kissing, tongues, lips, and one very unfortunate “smell my armpit” moment. Some Guy in Austin and I try to sift through the nonsense to answer the questions you all are asking. For example:







    * Should we start calling Jesse by the name Le Palmer?* How is Tyler old enough to buy a house, but not old enough to rent a car?* Here's a fun game. Count how many times Some Guy says the name of the cruise ship incorrectly. * It's true that Bachelor Nation should be mortified that Hayden left his cancer-stricken dog Rambo to come on this show. But should we be equally as appalled by those who left their children?







    By the way, I know Rambo's fate, and I share it with Some Guy mid-way through the show.







    This is what we call a "teaser" in the biz!







    EPISODE NOTES:







    Here’s the recap for episode 4.







    HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.







    And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!







    Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!







    SHOW NOTES:







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    • 43 min
    IHGB #271 -- Bachelor Gabby and Rachel Episode 3: The Power

    IHGB #271 -- Bachelor Gabby and Rachel Episode 3: The Power

    Well, it was an eye-opening show, that's for sure. I've never seen so many tears, snotty noses, and drunken hiccups this early in the season. The boys had the power. So our bachelorettes TOOK IT FROM THEM. And it backfired in their tight faces, leaving many unanswered questions.







    In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to get answers to these questions. For example:







    * Did no one consider what would happen if a dude rejected one of the bachelorette's roses?* Is Jesse Palmer using the rejected roses as potpourri in his trailer?* Are denim panties made with Mom jeans worse than regular denim panties?* Did you take reflection pictures as a child as I did? * Mullets: Yay or nay?* Could childhood slideshows be any more boring? (Speak with a Chandler accent...)* Do you think of Grease 2 every time you see bowling?







    I love this show so much. 







    EPISODE NOTES:







    Here's the recap for episode 3.







    HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude's Instagram feeds.







    And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!







    Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!







    SHOW NOTES:







    Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android







    Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

    • 43 min
    IHGB #270 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 2: Something's Missing

    IHGB #270 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 2: Something's Missing

    Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust. 







    To be clear, there was a lot of that going on last night. However, I found myself trying to objectively puzzle through some of the decisions Gabby and Rachel declared on their journey to find love, only to find great big question marks at the end of my own journey to find clarity. Some Guy in Austin and I sift through the evidence, determined to get answers to some serious questions. For example:







    * Are guys wearing pearls now?* How can there not be enough beds in the mansion?* Why did Rachel throw away a perfectly good drag racer?* Is pouring marinara sauce on yourself a talent?* And why did the ABC camera person insist on shooting crotch shots while the guys did pushups in a Speedo?







    Which reminds me, a HUGE shout-out to the ABC graphics department for well-placed Black Modesty Boxes. Kudos to you, my friends. You went above and beyond, and the nation thanks you.







    EPISODE NOTES:







    Here’s the recap for episode 2.







    HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.







    And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!







    Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!







    SHOW NOTES:







    Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android







    Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

    • 40 min
    IHGB #269 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 1: No Clue

    IHGB #269 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 1: No Clue

    I can confidently presume that no one on the show, including Uncle Jesse and our lovely leading ladies, has any idea what's happening in this season of The Bachelorette. It's clear by the lack of detail, the confused facial expressions, and the glaring omission of rose ceremony roses that the entire production team threw all caution to the wind, confiscated a cruise ship, and decided right then and there to let the chips fall where they may. 







    In other words, there are no rules because the rulebook doesn't exist. Luckily, Some Guy in Austin and I break down all the details, determined to figure out what exactly is going on in the mansion. For example:







    * Is there a supply chain problem with roses?* Are there any adults on set to wrangle the cast members?* Did the baby chicks make it out alive?* Did I hear a rooster crow moments before three dudes were escorted out of the building?* Will Rachel and Gabby hold hands the entire journey?







    My guess is yes. And don't you dare try to stop them.







    EPISODE NOTES:







    Here's the recap for episode 1.







    HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.







    And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!!







    Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!







    SHOW NOTES:







    Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android







    Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

    • 46 min
    IHGB #268 -- IHGB Summer Book List with Paula

    IHGB #268 -- IHGB Summer Book List with Paula

    Hello everyone!







    The eighth edition of the IHGB Summer Book List is ready and here for you! All you have to do is click HERE, and you'll be whisked away to titles upon titles categorized in specific genres. We've got Fiction, Non-Fiction, Memoirs, Romance, Thriller, Mystery, YA, Faith-Based, and even the Classics.







    And this year, I added a new category for those who like new releases. There's an entire list of notable books from 2022 so far!







    My friend Paula, an avid book lover, walks us through some of her top favorites over the years. In addition, she has many valuable tips, including book podcasts and how becoming a member of your local library is an absolute must.







    But more importantly, the link in the show notes gives you access to the epic list. I hope you devour it as we did. Here's to finding new favorite characters and authors to fall in love with!







    EPISODE NOTES:







    Once more, HERE is a link to the new book list. Enjoy!







    SHOW NOTES:







    Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android







    Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter







    Buy My Books: It's a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans

    • 46 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
539 Ratings

539 Ratings

Illuminati leader ,

Love!

So funny and totally clean. I find myself giggling at my desk at work while listening.

I don’t even watch the bachelor/bachelorette episodes anymore, but I still listen to Lincee and SGIA and love it!!

Sarah Thomspon ,

Every episode is a treat

I found Lincee’s podcast a few years ago when she was a guest on another show. It’s been one of my favorite podcasts ever since. Her fun spirit shines through every episode. It seems like she genuinely enjoys her role as host, and I think that’s part of what makes it so fun as a listener. The bachelor recaps are what hooked me initially, but now I’m here for all the rest! Because of Lincee, I watched more Hallmark Christmas movies this year than I care to admit. If you love Texas hospitality and good-natured fun, this is the show for you!

grits08 ,

Love

From one East Texas gal to another, love this podcast and her books. Love the friendship with Some guy, and her other guests that pop in. I don’t even watch the franchise but love the podcast. ( I did watch Clare’s season because of the hype leading up to the show)

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