Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Idiots On Parade
  • 4.5 (8)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

  1. 5h ago

    Episode 676: The Importance of Mötley Crüe

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Mötley Crüe 00:00 Introductions 02:19 Mötley Crüe 11:46 $1.8 Billion Slush Fund 21:24 Michael Jackson 28:08 University of Iowa 35:24 Military Religions Mötley Crüe Aaaaaand, it’s gone. After every C list celebrity performer outside of D list Vanilla Ice pulled out, Trump has turned America’s Birthday into a MAGA rally. Go morons!  Also: was Mötley Crüe the most influential Hair Metal band of the 1980s?Yes. Yes they were. $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Did you beat a cop on January 6th?  Then YOU are entitled to compensation. The most corrupt president in all of history does it again. Michael Jackson The successful bio pic (biography picture, not biopic) is getting a sequel! So… Are they going to make it realistic this time? Will the FULL story be told, now? Or will the dark truths be ignored again? University of Iowa Conservative hypocrites did it!  Wooo!They are mandating a class no one wants at the University of Iowa.  Indoctrination, indeed… Military Religions The military has stopped recognizing over 200 religions… I mean, that’s a good start, right? Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    45 min

  2. 2d ago

    Episode 675: Iranian Peace Talks

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Iranian Peace Talks —James Talarico 00:00 Introductions 05:37 Iran 08:40 James Talarico 15:47 U-Haul 23:57 Thomas Massie 31:34 CBS  36:06 Comey Prosecutor 40:26 Speed Cameras Iran We’re so close to a peace deal!Oh, wait. This was recorded several days ago, and the needle hasn’t moved an inch. It’s almost like the orange blowhard moron is, dare I say it, a liar.  James Talarico Every election cycle, we hear that Texas is on the verge of turning blue. And then it goes SOLIDLY red. But, a Dem won in Alabama after the Republicans nominated a pedo. Ken Paxton protects pedos, and is a horrible, horrible person… Does that mean Talarico might slip in a win? U-Haul A trailer missing for 14 years turns up. What?  Thomas Massie He’s down, but not out… CBS They fired Colbert, even though he was in first place in his time slot. His replacement? Last place. However… is the new show more profitable? Comey Prosecutor The lead prosecutor in the James Comey 86/47 has quit without reason. Well… The reason is: they have no case. It’s all vindictive bs. Speed Cameras Using citizens as piggy banks. That’s all those are good for. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    49 min

  3. May 25

    Episode 674: Republicans & Child Marriage

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones 2.0 —Republicans & Child Marriage 00:00 Introductions 01:02 Trump Phones 2.0 05:33 Republicans & Child Marriage 19:53 The University of Iowa 28:34 Black Boycott 35:00 Dumbocrats 41:01 Ben Palmer Trump Phones 2.0 We got it wrong!  We said Trump was grifting, and that the phones would never arrive, and BAM! Customers got their phones! Sure, they weren’t made in America, so the idea they would be was an outright lie, they were missing two stripes, but who cares? Two of the original 13 colonies were sissies anyway… …and BONUS, they’re already leaking user data! Ah, morons.  That’s what you MAGA cultists are. Complete morons.  Republicans & Child Marriage Should a 12-year-old girl be married off to a 40-year-old man? No. Never. But Republicans will fight for the right of a religious group to do so, even if they hide it under the guise of, “What if two 16-year-olds want to get married.” Child marriage is gross, but Republicans seem to love it. The University of Iowa Republicans in Iowa want to force students to take classes the students aren’t interested in. Because, you know, liberals are indoctrinating kids.  Black Boycott The Supreme Court struck down voting rights for under-represented people, and states across the U.S. started gerrymandering districts in order to repress the population. How to fight this? Hit ‘em where it hurts. The idea Black athletes would turn down offers from Universities in these districts, these states, is fantastic. It would be massive… If it happened. Come on, Black athletes… do your thing. Dumbocrats Ben Palmer Ben is a comedian who exposed the worst of America by creating a fake website that confused dimwits into thinking they were reporting illegal immigrants to the Department of Homeland Security. One horrible woman wanted a kindergartner deported for being brown. Racists walk among us, and they vote. Anyway, the DHS took note, and issued a “BOLO” (Be on the Lookout for) notification regarding Palmer. Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    46 min

  4. May 18

    Episode 673: Trump Phones

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Trump Phones —Olivia Rodrigo 00:00 Introductions 05:10 The World for Sale 09:49 Trump Phones 17:23 Olivia Rodrigo 23:48 Frontier Airlines 26:06 California Election  30:12 Republicans go MAGA The World for Sale It’s a great book; nathan gives a little tease.  Trump Phones The stupid got swindled again… Almost 600,000 morons lined up to give Trump a $100 deposit for a phone they were most certainly never going to see. Made in America? Yeah, right. Anyway, they’re very slowing figuring out that they got ripped off.  Olivia Rodrigo Outrage! She wore a dress! Rolling Stone gets it right for once: this is bot outrage.  Frontier Airlines Video footage of the dude getting hit by the jet!  Oof. Gonna need a band-aid for that. (It’s just a flesh wound.) California Election Katie Porter got caught on video acting extra crabby, and now she’s upset that Tom Steyer might’ve been the one to leak said video. Well, not Tom specifically, but his campaign. Anyway, Katie, maybe don’t be a pos, and people won’t think you’re a pos.  Just saying.  Republicans go MAGA Trump-endorsed candidates are winning primaries, but will they win general elections? People are stupid, yes, but are they so stupid as to not only want to continue down this path, but double down on it with even worse spineless sheep than Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham?  We’re gonna find out…  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    40 min

  5. May 7

    Episode 672: James Comey

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —James Comey —Iranian Propaganda 00:00 Introductions 08:11 James Comey 14:59 BEES! 19:56 Wold Cup Fever 35:56 Renewable Energy 36:24 Iranian Propaganda  James Comey Last week, we pointed out that FBI Director Kash Patel was a bug-eyed, alcoholic waste of a human being, and boy, he sure proved it this week. Zero arrests from the Epstein Files, but they spent a year investigating seashells. BEES!Not all heroes wear capes. Rebecca Woods used what she could when police moved to evict an 80-year-old man fighting cancer. Good on her, and note: this is the system we live in, where getting sick gets you homeless. World Cup Fever The World Cup was supposed to be an economic boost to the American economy, but nope!Greed and stupidity got in the way. Ticket prices are offending everyone, and no one with an IQ above that of your average turnip wants to visit the United States, so… Renewable Energy The Trump Administration is using our tax dollars to pay foreign countries to not invest in renewable energy. Because that’s who a-holes roll. Iranian Propaganda Iran keeps spitting out bangers.  Good on ‘em. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    42 min

  6. Apr 28

    Episode 671: Bear Attack Insurance Fraud

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Donald Trump Attacked —John Phelan Incompetent  —Bear Attack Insurance Fraud 00:00 Introductions 02:23 Ruby Rose 04:52 Donald Trump 15:51 Jesus Statue 22:07 MAGA Influencer  26:34 John Phelan 29:25 Elizabeth Smart 33:11 The Onion 34:50 Bear Attack Insurance Fraud 40:09 RFK Jr. = Liar 41:40 Kash Patel Ruby Rose Ruby Rose has always been annoying, but turns out, she’s also a liar.  “Katy Perry assaulted me!” Except for the part where no one else there saw anything, and Ruby herself neglected to mention it when writing about the evening years ago. What a way to try and gain attention. Donald Trump A crazed gunman tried to do the world a solid, but liberals are calling it a false flag operation. Jesus Statue An Israeli soldier smashed a statue of Jesus, and there was OUTRAGE. (Ignore the bombs hitting the civilians, though. That’s par for the course.) MAGA Influencer  A sexy, blonde MAGA woman turned out to be the AI creation of an Indian medical student. Of course the morons were fooled. I mean, hell… they voted for Trump, right?They fall for all the scams.  John Phelan John was the secretary of the Navy… because he was a billionaire Trump donor, not because he had any military experience. At all. Drain that swamp, baby.  Elizabeth Smart This is our clickbait story of the week… Elizabeth is now a professional bodybuilder.  What’s her workout like? Don’t ask her personal trainer, because all you’re going to get is a vague nothing.  The Onion In a bit of glorious news, The Onion finally took control of InfoWars.  Now the lies that site offers will be hilarious, not damaging.  Bear Attack Insurance Fraud This might be the best story of all time… Some dimwits put on a bear costume, vandalized a car, and tried to file an insurance claim. They were caught, when someone with eyeballs viewed the damage and the video surveillance.  RFK Jr. = Liar The government buried a study that showed the COVID vaccine helped reduce negative effects of COVID.  Because of course they did. Kash Patel Kash is an incompetent waste of a human being who pushes conspiracy theories and defends pedos, and is also an alleged drunk. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    47 min

  7. Apr 21

    Episode 670: Katy Perry’s Coochie

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Eric Swalwell —Katy Perry 00:00 Introductions 02:57 Eric Swalwell 13:20 Iranian AI 27:11 Katy Perry 37:53 Gavin Maas Eric Swalwell Well, we knew he was going to drop, we just didn’t know when. Jake and nathan are torn on the reasons why: Jake says if he were innocent, he would’ve stayed in the race; nathan thinks he’s guilty, and just wants to keep his family out of it. Iranian AI Iran is absolutely, 100% winning the PR war. Nobody reads the news, they glance at headlines. But EVERYBODY will watch catchy tunes with AI LEGO graphics. So, Iran is pushing their narrative, and it’s working.  Katy Perry Ruby Rose was a horrible actress, and now she’s an attention trollop. (I’m trying to avoid being dinged by the algorithm.) She’s a horrible person, so is Katy Perry, and they both deserve whatever happened between them. Gavin Maas Is Gavin Maas the worst person on the planet? If not, he’s a serious contender for the role.  He hit and killed a jogger, and is now suing the family for emotional distress.  Take that, family that lost a husband and father!  Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    44 min

  8. Apr 13

    Idiots on Parade Episode 669: Guinness & AI

    This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…  —Guinness & AI —U.S. Steel 00:00 Introductions 04:18 Guinness & AI 12:24 Lebanon 16:27 Eric Swalwell 28:16 U.S. Steel 30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews 34:21 Christian Minister 39:40 Phillips 66 Guinness & AI Some people are using AI to write code, others are using it to create autonomous cars. One hero in Ireland, used AI to lower the price of Guinness.  Hero. Lebanon Oh, Israel… The instant a ceasefire was called between the powers that be and Iran, Israel bombed Lebanon. I mean… Ya couldn’t just sit idle by for a day?  Eric Swalwell Oh, to be a drunken douchebag… Welp, he dropped out of the Governors race after we recorded. Now how long before he completely excuses himself from the public eye?  U.S. Steel Oh, Donald… You talk a mean game, but it’s all lies. Donald Trump is building his big, beautiful ballroom… using foreign steel. Take that, America!  N. Korean Job Interviews This is nothing short of hilarious… North Korean hackers try and gain access to Western data by posing as employees, and then cheating the system. Well, there’s one way to interview them, and it’s hilarious. Christian Minister What? Another Christian got arrested for diddling kids?SHOCKING. Phillips 66 The oil company donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to get Trump elected, and now they’re going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars because of it. Ha! Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com Show your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

    45 min
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Idiot Comedians Nathan Timmel and Jake Vevera crack wise for 30 minutes every week. Religion, politics, and complete nonsense are covered in depth. Or marginally. Whichever.

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