71 episodes

The HORNET HEAVEN stories are about being a football fan forever.

Set in an afterlife paradise where Watford fans can go to watch all Watford games for the rest of eternity, these award-winning stories are an entertaining and thought-provoking blend of fact and fiction. Start with Season 1 Episode 1.

Hornet Heaven Hornet Heaven

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    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

The HORNET HEAVEN stories are about being a football fan forever.

Set in an afterlife paradise where Watford fans can go to watch all Watford games for the rest of eternity, these award-winning stories are an entertaining and thought-provoking blend of fact and fiction. Start with Season 1 Episode 1.

    The Player (Series 16 Episode 1)

    The Player (Series 16 Episode 1)

    In the summer of 2021, questions arise about the true identity of a new arrival in Hornet Heaven.

    • 26 min
    The Hornet Heaven Song Contest (2021 Summer Special)

    The Hornet Heaven Song Contest (2021 Summer Special)

    In the summer of 2021, a contest is held to establish the best new terrace chant in Hornet Heaven.

    • 15 min
    We Are Going Up (Promotion Special)

    We Are Going Up (Promotion Special)

    In February 2021, Hornet Heaven’s chief steward embarrasses himself and must make amends in time for Watford’s promotion celebrations in April.

    • 10 min
    No Better Place (S15 E4)

    No Better Place (S15 E4)

    In 1929, down on earth, a former player watches Watford from the terraces at Vicarage Road, but the excitement proves too much. A dramatisation of a true story.

    • 20 min
    Mr Mainwood (S15 E3)

    Mr Mainwood (S15 E3)

    In 2002, a Watford fan arriving in Hornet Heaven needs help in acclimatising to the afterlife. 

    • 37 min
    The Road to Hornet Heaven (S15 E2)

    The Road to Hornet Heaven (S15 E2)

    In a post-apocalyptic future, a father and son search for what Watford Football Club has meant to them. 

    A version of this story first appeared in the magazine YBR! (https://thewatfordtreasury.co.uk/ybr.html).

    The music is from Nick Cave and Warren Ellis's score for the original motion picture 'The Road'.

    • 8 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

WD1881 ,

Pure joy

Loving these Watford stories, great characters, very funny, bring back tons of fantastic memories.

GNagesh ,

One of the best and most creative football podcasts

Ollie is clearly one of the most knowledgeable and devoted (and talented) Hornets fans out there. Hornets heaven is a little bit different but if you’re into it, it’s one of the coolest podcasts about being a soccer fan.

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