Who wins in a fight: a tiny creature grown in a cow's stomach or a demonic South African goblin? Michael Malice and Kurt Metzger have thoughts. Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes comedian Kurt Metzger for a conversation that begins with Turkish hair-plug rumors and a completely deranged text exchange, then descends into homunculi, witch doctors, underground military bases, alien reproductive experiments, and ancient occult societies. They also discuss Kurt’s suspicious Emmy situation, Big Jay Oakerson’s alleged camera tricks, and why Michael was genuinely blown away by Kurt’s new YouTube series, The Experts. Then the real competition begins: who knows more deeply disturbing things about the world? They get into the Tokoloshe, The Book of the Cow, George Gurdjieff, Steve Bannon’s interest in black magic, Babylonian mystery schools, and whether ancient occult practices are quietly resurfacing in modern politics. They also examine the Cult of Cybele, mass psychology, yellow journalism, and why the rich and powerful may be far more connected to the bizarre realities of everyday life than we realize. It's comedians versus conspiracy rabbit holes, with two men armed with far too much obscure historical knowledge. By the end, you'll have learned things you never wanted to know, and probably have several new reasons not to trust anyone. https://x.com/kurtmetzger https://www.youtube.com/@kurtmetzgercomedy Pre-Order UNWANTED – A TALE OF THE OLD WEST AND THE NEW WAVE: https://UnwantedBook.com Order THE WHITE PILL: http://whitepillbook.com/ Order THE ANARCHIST HANDBOOK: https://www.amzn.com/B095DVF8FJ Order THE NEW RIGHT: https://amzn.to/2IFFCCu Order DEAR READER: https://t.co/vZfTVkK6qf?amp=1 https://twitter.com/michaelmalice https://instagram.com/michaelmalice https://malice.locals.com https://youtube.com/michaelmaliceofficial Intro song: "Out of Reach" by Legendary House Cats https://thelegendaryhousecats.bandcamp.com/ The newest episode of "YOUR WELCOME" releases on iTunes and YouTube every Wednesday! Please subscribe and leave a review. This week’s sponsors: Baerskin Tactical Supply Co. - The Last Hoodie You Will Ever Buy: Text MALICE to 36912 and BÆRSkin will send you a link directly. (Buy any 2 Baerskin hoodies, get the Rain Jacket for free!) JustThrive – Potent, Proven, Effective: Get your health in check. Order a 90-day Just Thrive Probiotic and you'll get a free 90-day supply of their new Digestive Bitters at https://justthrivehealth.com/WELCOME Mars Men – Support Natural Testosterone Production: https://www.mengotomars.com (50% off for life + plus free shipping AND 3 free gifts) MOD – Stay Energized, Focus, and Alert: https://www.mod.com, promo code: MALICE (Free consultation, 10% off first order, AND free shipping) PlutoTV – Streaming TV: https://www.Pluto.tv (Free TV) The Experts - Kurt Metzger’s Brand-New Series: https://www.youtube.com/@theexpertshq See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.