Cinematic Doctrine: A Movie Review Podcast Hosted by Christians

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Cinematic Doctrine is a mature, millennial-infused film/tv discussion podcast from Melvin Benson that features Movie Discussions (conversational episodes about specific movies), Party Pleasers (movies fully-summarized from start to finish to discern if its a 'Party Pleaser' or 'Party Pooper'), and Let's Talks (prepared film-or-Christian related topical episodes). Influenced by Acts 17 and Romans 2:4. Podcast Magazine says Cinematic Doctrine "uses the shared value of human life as a springboard into deeper conversations". // CinematicDoctrine.com

  1. 5d ago

    Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Retconable

    Send us a Question! PARTY PLEASER:  Shirleon joins Melvin to summarize Five Nights at Freddy's 2! From it's lore-heavy beginning to the noticeably worse dialogue, the two share their opinions on virtually everything this film tries to offer. The two also ask: what's Mike's problem? Tune in now!  Topics: (FREE PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 22-minutes doing a mini-Movie Discussion on the first Five Nights at Freddy's movie as a general refresher, as well as seeing where Shirleon & Melvin are with the FNAF franchise; both the films and the games. (FREE PATREON EXCLUSIVE)Melvin is an old fan of Five Nights at Freddy's. Shirleon, however, hasn't played the games, and hadn't seen the movies until this episode.Not 5 minutes into the movie and there's already problems...Scott Cawthon co-wrote the first film. This second film? Scott Cawthon is the sole writer. Yikes.Bad dialogue, plot-holes, annoying characters; all in the first 15-minutes.Thoughts on the movie's first scare with the Spectral Scoopers.Thoughts on the second scare: spin-class and nightmares.Virtually none of the characters have much motivation, nor feel the same as their FNAF 1 counterparts.There are legitimate plot holes, or at the very least extreme conveniences, that Melvin notices with the film.Thoughts on the third scare: Toy Chica avenges Abby.Melvin pitches a better version of the FNAF 2 movie to Shirleon.Talking the ending, post-credit scene, and final verdict.Recommendations: Begin a book reading challenge!Delores Claiborne by Stephen King (2018) (Novel)No More Room In Hell (2011) (Video Game) Support the show Support on Patreon for Unique Perks!  Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers & PinsSocial Links:  ThreadsWebsiteInstagramLetterboxdFacebook Group

    Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Retconable
  2. Oct 7

    Pet Sematary (1989) - w/ Dreadful Digest on The CliffsNotes Adaptation

    Send us a Question! MOVIE DISCUSSION:  Dreadful Digest: Podcast // Instagram // YouTube Tessa Nelson of the Dreadful Digest Podcast joins Kathryn & Melvin to explore the first adaptation of Stephen King's Pet Sematary! Is the gang a fan of the book? How does it hold up against tentpole classic adaptations like Misery and The Shining? Is Dale Midkiff up to the task of playing Louis Creed? All that and more; tune in now! Topics: (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 20-minutes discussing the announcement of IT: Welcome to Derry Season 2, how this season will handle the "Bradley Gang" story, if Finn Wolfhard will play a gang-member, what other Stephen King books may be brought into the story, and much more. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)How Pet Sematary evokes a reread more than a rewatch. There's never been a sleepier performance than Dale Midkiff as Louis Creed.Bad parents = annoying characters... sometimes.Is the story of Pet Sematary as dark as Stephen King once thought?Kathryn talks about something she initially misinterpreted about the story, and how this misinterpretation still kinda works with the story anwyay.On the burial ground, an allegory for hidden addiction/shame, who's responsible for the events of the story, and Judd.The ending is... rough. But its still fun.So... is dead better?Recommendations: The Cats of Ulthar by H.P. Lovecraft (1920) (Short Story)Visit your local library!The Shining (1997) (Mini-Series)Visit a cat cafe! Support the show Support on Patreon for Unique Perks!  Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers & PinsSocial Links:  ThreadsWebsiteInstagramLetterboxdFacebook Group

    Pet Sematary (1989) - w/ Dreadful Digest on The CliffsNotes Adaptation
  3. Sep 30

    Nine to Five - Fonda, Tomlin, and Dolly Save Feminism

    Send us a Question! PATREON MOVIE DISCUSSION:  This movie was selected by our Patreon Supporters over at the Cinematic Doctrine Patreon. Support as little as $3 a month and have your voice heard!  Kathryn joins Melvin to discuss Nine to Five, a much-loved 1980's office-comedy! The two discuss the incredible performances, clever situational humor, its myriad of feminist ideas, and so much more. Tune in now! Topics: (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 20-minutes discussing Universal Studios being the first studio to hit $5 billion at the Box-Office in 2026, what's setting them apart from the competition, and why Disney didn't reach this milestone despite Spider-Man: Brand New Day's incredible success. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)It's a comedy film, but it also has these little details that speak to a heavier topic.The main performances from Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Dabney Coleman are incredibly charismatic.Kathryn, "The fact that Dolly Parton herself was so forward in saying, "I'm not a feminist" and it's like, "Okay, but, look at the art you just made!"."Why Doralee's fantasy of Mr. Hart is a clever inversion.Kathryn noticed that aspects of Judy, Violet, and Doralee's fantasies end up happening in one way or another.Applying "fight, flight, or fawn" to the leading ladies at the start of the film.The ending has a soft call-to-action, and Kathryn makes note of a costume detail that motivates this idea.Recommendations: Day of the Dead (1985) (Movie)Ginger Snaps (2000) (Movie) Support the show Support on Patreon for Unique Perks!  Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers & PinsSocial Links:  ThreadsWebsiteInstagramLetterboxdFacebook Group

    Nine to Five - Fonda, Tomlin, and Dolly Save Feminism
  4. Sep 23

    Resident Evil (2026) - Devoid of Thought; Fun to Watch

    Send us a Question! MOVIE DISCUSSION:  Kathryn joins Melvin to discuss Zach Cregger's new adaptation of a popular horror franchise, Resident Evil! How does it compare to his previous, original films Barbarian and Weapons? How much does the film draw from the video games? Should comedy be illegal? Tune in and find out! Topics: (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 23-minutes discussing 2026's current world-wide box-office winners, from Backrooms to Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and where they're placed alongside a myriad of other movies. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)In good practice, Kathryn & Melvin share their experience with the Resident Evil franchise before discussing Cregger's interpretation.For Kathryn, there was a disparity between how the trailer advertised the film and the film itself.Melvin, "I didn't love it. I don't dislike it. I think it might be Cregger's weakest movie."Is the humor here "Millennial" coded?Cregger made a Resident Evil movie that draws a lot from John Carpenter's The Thing... why not use more practical effects?Melvin wonders if the "controversy" around Cregger's interpretation was bot-motivated, but he shares his thoughts nonetheless regarding the "sanctity" of canon.Is the movie actually about fatherhood, or is it using it as window dressing?There's a lot of similarities between Resident Evil (2026) and Exit 8.Script-doctoring the ending.Comparing the dramatic character arcs of Bryan from Resident Evil and The Lost Man from Exit 8.Recommendations: [REC] (2007) (Movie)Hope (2026) (Movie) Support the show Support on Patreon for Unique Perks!  Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers & PinsSocial Links:  ThreadsWebsiteInstagramLetterboxdFacebook Group

    Resident Evil (2026) - Devoid of Thought; Fun to Watch
  5. Sep 16

    The Runner - Gal Gadon't

    Send us a Question! PARTY PLEASER: Kathryn joins Melvin to summarize what might be 2026's punching-bag movie, The Runner, featuring Gal Gadot! The two endure against the film's confounding plot, poorly edited "action" sequences, and the continued self-inflicted humiliation of Gal Gadot.  Topics: (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 20-minutes discussing The Hollywood Reporter's "‘Resident Evil’ Filmmaker Zach Cregger Reveals the Key Adjustment He Made After Test Screenings" from Brian Davids, specifically how Cregger cut-back on the jokes, and why tone is so important in horror. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)Melvin & Kathryn are convinced that the majority of the film is Gal Gadot's stunt-double with Gal's face super-imposed over their body.Melvin tries to go into movies with a bad reputation thinking to himself, "Well, maybe it won't be as bad as people say."... but sometimes people are right.Is the movie confusing, or a plain mess?Maybe they're just "too woke", but Melvin & Kathryn agree there's a moment in the middle of The Runner that gives them the ick.Kathryn cuts to the chase, "I do not like this storyline."Talking the "Gal Gadot" problem.Kathryn reveals something that Melvin missed... something that bums him out!Recommendations: Cheap Magic Inside by Beirut (2011) (Music Video)Colony (Gunche) (2026) (Movie) Support the show Support on Patreon for Unique Perks!  Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers & PinsSocial Links:  ThreadsWebsiteInstagramLetterboxdFacebook Group

    The Runner - Gal Gadon't
  6. Sep 9

    It Ends - horror in lower case

    Send us a Question! MOVIE DISCUSSION:  Kathryn joins Melvin to discuss a little-seen existential horror, It Ends, a film about a car that drives on and on... and on. From its curious hook to its Gen Z attitude, the two explore what works, what doesn't, and what it has in common with its modern contemporaries. Topics: (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 42-minutes discussing The Hollywood Reporter's "Top Genre Filmmakers of 2026: From Curry Barker to Guillermo del Toro", whether its top 10 actually makes sense, why we think these directors are revered so well, and more. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)In honor of the film; Choose two who will attack you and two who will defend you: 50 hawks, a rifleman, 5 gorillas, or 10,000 rats.Kathryn feels the movie is "fine", and found the film both easy to understand and not necessarily engaging.Melvin feels the first act is the strongest, while the second and third act start to meander and run out of ideas.For Kathryn, she didn't connect with the film because she's self-proclaimed, "unc". Melvin, however, feels the characters aren't strong enough to carry the film.Choosing when and how to grow up.Melvin has a few complaints, although some people may call them nitpicks.How the ending probably would have been better if it was part of the second act, and the third act was entirely different.Recommendations: Hidden (2015) (Movie)Reread your favorite book! Support the show Support on Patreon for Unique Perks!  Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers & PinsSocial Links:  ThreadsWebsiteInstagramLetterboxdFacebook Group

    It Ends - horror in lower case
  7. Sep 2

    Buffet Infinity - Cult of (Commercial Television) Personality

    Send us a Question! MOVIE DISCUSSION:  Shirleon joins Melvin to discuss an offbeat in-world horror comedy called Buffet Infinity! The two discuss the ease of watching a film told by commercials, the mysterious sinkhole, what's actually happening to the missing persons, and the film's allegorical exploration of capitalism, institutions, and cults. Topics: (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) 20-minutes imagining what kind of movie would have to be made for Shirleon and Melvin to go full pointing-soy-face-"LOOK!", and whether the other would see their fantasy movie. (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)Shirleon is "very excited" about Buffet Infinity, and explains why they enjoyed it so much.Comparing the prose of Buffet Infinity to a few in-world/found-footage movies, helping to color what to expect.How things in media influence, or infect, the real world.Melvin reads his Letterboxd review, using it as a jumping-off point for a further discussion on greed, exploitation, and consumption.For a movie told through ads, Shirleon reads the ad that convinced her to watch this movie.Talking about the "ads", and some of their clever trickery.Would we eat that burger?Trying to understand the name "Buffet Infinity", if the film is critical of capitalism, and capitalistic overreach.Thinking through the abstract third act.Recommendations: Easy Small YouTube Playlist (Let's Plays)Learn about local bands, attend their shows, buy their cds! Support the show Support on Patreon for Unique Perks!  Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers & PinsSocial Links:  ThreadsWebsiteInstagramLetterboxdFacebook Group

    Buffet Infinity - Cult of (Commercial Television) Personality
  8. Aug 26

    Better Off Dead - Teens Are Absurd

    Send us a Question! PATREON MOVIE DISCUSSION: This movie was selected by our Patreon Supporters over at the Cinematic Doctrine Patreon. Support as little as $3 a month and have your voice heard!  Shirleon & Kathryn join Melvin to talk about a much-loved 80's cult-classic comedy; Better Off Dead! Are teen years really like that? Can we enjoy the comedic work of someone controversial? Did everything work? Tune in and find out! Topics: Editor's Note: No Patreon Exclusive discussion! But, I do intend to trim this episode down from its original 1:21:19 length, so if you want to hear the UNCUT version, tune in on Patreon here!Kathryn feels Better Off Dead is a movie that people will hate if they despise being uncomfortable.For Shirleon, the film was too "kitchen sink": fully of ideas but nothing to do with them.The comedy progressively becomes more absurd with each passing scene.If the comedy doesn't work for someone, there isn't much in terms of narrative to hold on to.Talking the Dan Schneider problem.Being a teenager is hard, even if teens are irresponsible.As always: the ending.Recommendations: A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home by Jason Arnopp (2015) (Short Story)The Brainrot Apocalypse (a DIY survival guide) (2025) (YouTube)Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025) (Movie) Support the show Support on Patreon for Unique Perks!  Early access to uncut episodes Vote on a movie/show we review One-time reward of two Cinematic Doctrine Stickers & PinsSocial Links:  ThreadsWebsiteInstagramLetterboxdFacebook Group

    Better Off Dead - Teens Are Absurd
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Cinematic Doctrine is a mature, millennial-infused film/tv discussion podcast from Melvin Benson that features Movie Discussions (conversational episodes about specific movies), Party Pleasers (movies fully-summarized from start to finish to discern if its a 'Party Pleaser' or 'Party Pooper'), and Let's Talks (prepared film-or-Christian related topical episodes). Influenced by Acts 17 and Romans 2:4. Podcast Magazine says Cinematic Doctrine "uses the shared value of human life as a springboard into deeper conversations". // CinematicDoctrine.com

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