MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Sumo & Kavi
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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system. 

  1. S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty

    4d ago

    S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty

    America is really nice and the European economy is very confusing. Peter Thiel is a giant nerd. Russian Lord of the Rings fan fiction. The authenticity of images has never existed. The Vatican issues a special Covid Vaccine coin. What is this show about? How do orbits work? The Earth isn’t moving. What is enlightenment? Who promised you certainty? Infinite data means anything can be proven. The truth does not exist in any way that can be defined in words. René Girard and the scapegoat. Memetic desire vs animal appetite. Competition is for losers, sacrifice and suicidal empathy. What if the only way to win is to not play? God has been innocent this whole time and you’re the one scapegoating God. Quotes from Peter Theil. The faith of Isaac. Why does God allow people to be evil? This podcast is a yacht. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

    2h 23m
  2. S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery

    Jun 12

    S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery

    Melanie and writing songs about things. Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day. Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2. Esau, spanking and sensitive young men. Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children? Complaints about white men are just traumas about dad. Corporal punishment, does it work, is it justified? B.F. Skinner, the application of using pain to alter behavior. Electrocuting children. Operant conditioning, these tools are being used on you! Conservative culture, farmers are not based. The shorted man Sumo's ever seen who was not Guatemalan.   Links "Beat Your Kids" | Russell Peters Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

    2h 8m
  3. S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto

    Jun 4

    S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto

    What was going on with the Tower of Babel? Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

    1h 23m
  4. S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman

    Jun 2

    S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman

    Noah’s flood, was it universal? A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis. Links: Make Clive Lewis weird again Substack Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

    2h 45m
  5. S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear

    May 20

    S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear

    An American hymn. Paranormal story adventures. The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find. Are we influencers? Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public. Racial differences and justice in America, the victim mindset. Interview with Elliot Spear about his paranormal adventures. Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

    1h 33m
  6. S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough

    May 1

    S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough

    Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode. You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow. BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence. Arguing about the Shroud of Turin. The Great Male Renunciation. You’ve been conditioned by capitalism. Why would anyone want to have sex with people who aren’t beautiful? The reign of beige, beige civilizations don’t conquer the world. Beauty can’t only be the domain of women. Tolkien’s letter to his wife, making sex with actual women uncool. Embrace tradition and be a fancy pants. Faith in himself, previous conversations with #15 CEO of Earth, why would God require use to believe? Sumo reserves a hotel room by faith. Bonus conversation from another universe with Smokestack and Duke of Alba! Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

    2h 6m
  7. S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane

    Apr 27

    S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane

    High-powered law offices and old-timey America. Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show. A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded. Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past. The SPLC situation. Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake. Sumo has boots in many puddles. Citizenship. Sumo’s milking it so hard. People don’t like being poked in the axioms. What if there’s nothing to figure out? Sumo’s theory that Trump will be literally or metaphorically assassinated by someone in his inner circle. The universe runs on drama. What if the real red pill is that there is no red pill, the search for authenticity. If you’re going to live in a world of fake identities why not make up your own. Pursuing your true self, getting out of the jar. Pluribus TV show. Professional wrestling is so fake it’s real. It also predicts U.S. election results. Drama for drama’s sake. We’re all in this together. Links History as: Do You Want to Live in a Jar? Why Wrestlemania Will Determine the Next Election Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

    1h 32m
  8. S4E016: Hot Takes

    Apr 13

    S4E016: Hot Takes

    Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division. Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evil, retvrn is cope, agency laundering, the overwhelming and nearly impossible to believe degree to which God loves you individually, what is love? (baby don’t hurt me), The Last of Us, the miraculous power of faith, sexual orientations of political alignments, metal music is the heir to western concert music, and how Brady can play better than Hendrix but that doesn’t make him better than Hendrix. Enjoy! Links The Frank and Brady Show Support the show More Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio MAPSOC back on YouTube Again! Support the Show! Become a True Fan Become a Micronation Citizen Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Subscribe to the Podcast on Buzzsprout Subscribe to the Podcast on Substack Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

    3h 10m
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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system. 

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