347 episodes
The Commercial Break Bryan Green
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5.0 • 3.4K Ratings
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Best friends Bryan and Hoadley invite you into their whacky friendship, walking through two decades of insanity!
Each episode they'll take a break from reality and dive into the absurdity. From restraining orders to getting lost in the jungle, terrible life advice to pyramid schemers, cringeworthy PUA's to Paw Paw Poppers, bad psychics to bad romances, sinister ministers to mountain monsters, dating fails to dating ghosts and everything in-between! TCB...Its Not For Everyone!
**Apple's #1 Improv Comedy Podcast, March 2023**
New episodes each Mon, Wed and Fri.
(**Apple rankings are subject to change)
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To Love, Honor, and Obey?
Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a very "traditional" couple.
Sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens!
T Swift making billions as usual
Bryan remixes an old taylor song
He doesn’t know her dating history (how???)
For those who want facts, here is Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history (in order):
Joe Jonas, Lucas Till, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer (creepy), Jake Gyllenhaal (hate), Connor Kennedy, Harry Styles, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, Joe Alwyn (beard), and now she is linked to Matty Healy (barf) of The 1975.
There are also many rumors of her dating women as well (Karlie Kloss…the kissing pic, etc.), but they have never been confirmed. Producer Christina is a Gaylor. That is all.
Sia
HBO Max or just Max?
TCB minus…all your favorite shows, minus anything good
A very controversial video
Whew! This starts bad and just gets worse.
Get me pancakes, wench!
They have a “traditional” marriage…
But he can fuck whoever he likes?
He plays with his little trucks, and she does all the work
This doesn’t sound very traditional
“I know John’s great and all…but what does he do?”
We may never know.
Alpha in the streets, Beta in the sheets (and the house)
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383
Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Written By: Bryan Green
Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
Audio Editing: Christina A.
Executive Director: Astrid B.
Associate Producer: Gustavo
Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**
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Teen Dream The Coupon King!
Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax.
We’ve got a new King!
The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB!
Tipping has gone too far
Only tip badly behind Bryan’s back!
We’re in a strange economic time
Extreme Couponers
Just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time
TCB: The Coupon Break
The Teenage Coupon King
90% savings
He's going to school, working two part time jobs, and spending 12 hours couponing
This sounds like an Ask TCB...
The seven layer dip from hell
intense music for couponing
Have they heard of Costco?
Bryan and Krissy are upset about the Kleenex!
We are concerned about Cole
50 bologna!
He’s getting paid to shop
Could this be a TCB scam?
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383
Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Written By: Bryan Green
Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
Audio Editing: Christina A.
Executive Director: Astrid B.
Associate Producer: Gustavo
Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**
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Porn Again Preacher
Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind.
A controversial research study
Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell!
Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged
You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong
Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name
Krissy Hoadley: Nympho
There was a correlation between number of lovers and marital unhappiness
Correlation does not equal causation!
What constitutes a lot of lovers?
Return to Amish
Rumspringa or Jerryspringa?
From Pornstar to Preacher
"You should do movies"
Ever heard that in LA?
Bryan is NOT harassing Krissy!
Bryan, having grown up in the 1920s, isn't comfortable with "moving pictures"
His friends found his porn repetoire! Crazy coincidence!
Like Lisa Rinna, OWN IT!
Is this his confessional?
He went from being naked on camera to being naked on camera *for the church*
He found…Hope!
Bryan gets inspirational
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383
Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Written By: Bryan Green
Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
Audio Editing: Christina A.
Executive Director: Astrid B.
Associate Producer: Gustavo
Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**
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A Deal You Can't Refuse...
Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates.
Why do we say BYEEEE?
A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony
Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool
Financial Domination
Bryan was once told he has pretty feet
ITV interviews a financial dominatrix
Maybe we can get someone to bankroll TCB...
Being a Financial Dominatrix is everyone’s dream
One of her men sent her 30k in one day
Producer Christina, once again, volunteers as tribute
This girl knows how absurd this is, but she’s killing it
We need to create an AI Financial Dominatrix
She has made millions!
Catch her at The Villages in 30 years
Bryan should have stuck with his “Sexophone”
Send $350 to GA Power and we’re on!
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383
Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Written By: Bryan Green
Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
Audio Editing: Christina A.
Executive Director: Astrid B.
Associate Producer: Gustavo
Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**
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Adam The Liar's Lyons Lair
Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies...
WTF is up with the Met Gala?
Jared Leto went full Furby
Steven Tyler is getting sued
This is an extremely f****d up story…
Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million
Blue needs to get in on the IG game
@BadBlue/@WorldsWorstDog/@BadBitchBlue
Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Baby?
Bryan’s ready for women to take over
PUAs!
Will we ever get the details?
When you're approaching the approach, approach appropriately
Best way to get a girl…ignore her
The three finger approach
Everyone yell CORNER in a bar
How to get rejected but not let your friends know you got rejected
A member of the lair…The Lyons Lair
“Telegraph” to them!
Adam’s advice: LIE LIE LIE
Bryan has completely forgotten that Dante the Demon Baby belongs to Adam the Liar
Krissy poses a question: Pick Up Artist or Pick Up Idiot?
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383
Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Written By: Bryan Green
Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
Audio Editing: Christina A.
Executive Director: Astrid B.
Associate Producer: Gustavo
Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**
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Hey Me, Will You Marry Me?
Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me!
Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry
Our lives revolve around pollen
Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose
Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing!
We have the best listeners in the world!
Astrid keeps it real
Ask TCB
How do you handle a friend who is cheating?
Ass Cream Cone
If you cheat on Bryan, he’ll be going to the tanning bed every damn day!
Would you want to know if you were being cheated on?
For real this time, what is a gander?
(Bryan & Krissy would know this if they had ever listened to the girls group Eden's Crush and their 2001 hit 'What's Good 4 The Goose')
Write in questions for Bryan’s mom!
ITV strikes again, with people who married themselves!
Meg Taylor Morrison married herself after her 3 year relationship ended
She says its self-love, but we can’t get past the imagery
Have we found the next Dalai Lama?
She seems sane…
Alas, she is a life coach
LINKS:
Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383
Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST
Watch TCB on YouTube
Creator: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Bryan Green
Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley
Written By: Bryan Green
Exec Producer: Bryan Green
Content Production & Research: Tina Khano
Executive YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please
Executive Audio Producer: Christina A.
Executive Director: Astrid B.
Associate Producer: Gustavooo!
Episodic Content Contributor: Marianne W
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Customer Reviews
So good, so bad, so what!?
These two have been keeping me laughing all the way through the pandemic. Some episodes are bad, some episodes are great, and some episodes defy explanation. But no matter which episode I’m listening to, TCB is always my favorite episode to have sex too! BTY Krissy & Bry. You’ve come a long way!
Oh Frankie-Behave!
Is it just me or is Frankie getting crazier by the video? Keep up the goods TCB!
Brian, Brian, Brian!
Brian, I love you. You’re my cup of jolly good laughter most nights. You’re my favorite micro-pp. You’re the best satan baby anyone could ask for. Brian, you’re the host with the most. (But where are the ALIENS? 🛸🛸) For shame!
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