Two Idiot Girls

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Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.

1D AGO

S6 E2: A Heated Rivalry In Between Drew's Buttcrack???

hiiii freaks!!! this week we continued our q&a with y'all! in this episode we talked about the TikTok Drew never posted out of pure embarrassment, why Deison would be too scared of fighting a minion, and what Drew thinks happens in most movies! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm. DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Don't wait. Go to https://Quince.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Download the app or order now at Shipt.com Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 10m
JAN 6

S6 E1: Splitting the G and Spice Boxes Around Dublin

omg HAPPY NEW YEAR CHAT!! we hope y'all had an amazing holiday season! we thought we'd start off Season 6 (girl WTF) with a q&a since there's so many new freaks on here! in this episode we recap our magical hilarious trip to Ireland, our new hobbies for 2026, and what we are excited for in 2026! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm. DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Download the app or order now at Shipt.com Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod Help your dog live their best life with high-quality food from The Pets Table. Take advantage of this limited time offer: Get 55% off your first box PLUS 10% off your next two at https://ThePetsTable.com and use code twoidiotgirls55 Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 4m
12/30/2025

S5 E51: Our Favorite Idiot Girl Moments of 2025!!!

hi freaks! we have had SO much fun with y'all this year! thank you for tuning in every week, sharing your hilarious stories, and giggling with us for another amazing year! we love and appreciate all of you so so SO much! thank you for loving us! enjoy a highlight reel of some of our favorite moments of 2025! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm. DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Download the app or order now at Shipt.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

28 min
12/23/2025

S5 E50: Why Was 2025 The Year of Pooping Your Pants???

hiiiii CHATTTT!! this week we asked y'all to send in our annual "Most Embarrassing Moments of 2025!" in this episode we talked about the time Drew tried to make her own chonies, what to do when your bf breaks up with you when you're dressed like Tobias Funke, and why it's so important to be picky AF! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm. DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/twoidiotgirls today. Download the app or order now at Shipt.com Go to https://HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) on your third box. *Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 hr
12/16/2025

S5 E49: We Stayed at a Cursed House for Deison's Birthday???

hiiii freaksss!!! this week we did a full episode of zoomies! in this episode we talked about Deison's 32nd Birthday Adventures, Drew's time at Seth McFarlane's Holiday party, and how grown men act when they see their favorite athletes at BARRICADE! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm. DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Our listeners can get free steak in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to butcherbox.com/idiot Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play Download the app or order now at Shipt.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 7m
12/09/2025

S5 E48: Is Drew Beefing with Popeyes & Mardi Gras Mustard???

helloooo cutie bb freaksss!!! this week we answered more questions y'all sent us on instagram! in this episode Drew talked about the time a man drove her to her dorm in his mom's car, why Deison loves to chew gum (always) but most especially when she's out drinking, and why neither of us want to go to Raising Canes! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm. DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play To get 15% off your unique gifts this year, go to https://uncommongoods.com/twoidiotgirls Download the app or order now at Shipt.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 11m
12/02/2025

S5 E47: Madame Morrible or Glen Powell Stinky Almond Nail???

hiiiiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we did a good ole fashioned q&a! in this episode we talk about what part of the movie "Sleepover" would send 8th grade Deison into a psychosis, Drew's intense dedication to her new favorite video game, and how we would recast the perfect version of "Twilight"! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm. DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Order online at one-eight-hundred-contacts-dot-com or download the free 1-800 Contacts app today. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/twoidiotgirls today. Download Feeld on the App Store or Google Play To get 15% off your unique gifts this year, go to https://uncommongoods.com/twoidiotgirls See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 14m
11/25/2025

S5 E46: Frat Flicking Our Way to Romantasy Smut ???

hi CHATTTTTTT!!! this week we giggled over more of y'all's funny work stories/coworker drama! in this episode we discuss the genesis of "booger walls" at work ???, the primal nature to feel the need to date your coworkers, and all of our thoughts on Wicked: For Good!! WE’RE DOING 2 LIVE SHOWS IN CALIFORNIA! BREA 01/29/26 and PASADENA 01/30/26!!! GET YOUR TICKETS AT www.drew-afualo.com/tour !!! This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm. DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Our listeners can get free steak in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to butcherbox.com/idiot The best way to cook just got better. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! *One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Listeners can save 30% on their first order at Cornbread Hemp! Just head to https://cornbreadhemp.com and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://www.honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS ! #honeylovepod Download the app or order now at Shipt.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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12/19/2025

beauty bff!

OK, you’ll probably never see this …But I just have to say you guys are the funniest ever and I love you both on social media as well as on your podcast!!! HOWEVER I absolutely just had to say whoever is placing your ads DIRECTLY in the middle of a sentence needs to be fired 🤣🤣 I feel like ads should occur when there’s a natural pause or at the end of a sentence and literally yours just pop up at any given moment the most random timing and it’s so frustrating. Sometimes as a listener I know that’s probably so stupid to you, but I just had to say there are other podcast. I listen to &the ads feel really strategically placed and it’s nice that they’re not like interrupting versus Yours are so random and also you introduce them the same way every time by saying OK friends we’re gonna take another quick break and it’s so irritating like please change that🩵🩵 all love no hate no shade no tea again. I love you guys. I just feel like this is something that keeps me from listening to you sometimes and actually will make me legit….Leave an episode.🫠 so dramatic I know lol but this would literally make yall so much better
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08/23/2025

Ucieanna

Love them both and how they represent women and still throw in Polynesian culture from time to time. Thank you guys for continuing to put our people on the map!
The summer idk

08/19/2025

This egg

I have never seen one episode of The summer I Turned Pretty or know ANY of the characters. I still avidly listen and enjoy these two knuckleheads 🙂‍↕️ apes together strong 💪
Love you girlies

04/08/2025

thisishardbskicbwks

They are just the best! I relate to both girls and love the sisterly bond. P.S. if a grungy short king who’s working the venue approaches you at Coachella, no fear, it’s for a fellow idiot girl! Fingers crossed i receive a selfie ❤️❤️ have fun & stay safe

Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.