Two Idiot Girls

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Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.

4D AGO

S6 E13: Sunday Reset With Us as Mean Doctors on The Pitt ???

helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared our zoomies - we're so happy to see/hear that so many of you enjoy these types of episodes too! in this episode we talked about the 20th Anniversary of Hannah Montana, how we'd emote as mommy vloggers, and the most recent bat signal that was wrongfully summoning Drew! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Get your choice of a healthy free protein staple like chicken breast for a year or ground beef in every box for LIFE PLUS $20 off when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/twoidiotgirls See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

44 min
MAR 24

S6 E12: Who Will Be the Simba to my Nala???

hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! in this episode we talk about how Drew would turn into the Joker on "Love Island", how Deison would strategize on "Survivor", and Drew shares her thoughts on "Into the Manosphere" ! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Go to https://HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) on your third box. *Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
MAR 17

S6 E11: When Your Boyfriend Says You Have Corn Chip Toes ???

helloooo freaksss!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and ask y'all "What is the worst thing they did to you and you stayed?" in this episode we talked about what to do when your boyfriend tells everyone you're his uber driver, why a man would poop on a puppy pad ???, and how to teach your man how to grocery shop when he's 25 years old! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
MAR 10

S6 E10: Rose: Eating Foliage Thorn: Meteor Causing Extinction

hiiiiii CHATTTTT!!! this week we shared more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on whether or not Ballet and Opera are dead LMAO, how we enjoyed our time in Florida, and we accidentally created a new bit throughout the last 10 mins LOLLLLL DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod Get your choice of a healthy free protein staple like chicken breast for a year or ground beef in every box for LIFE PLUS $20 off when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/twoidiotgirls See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

55 min
MAR 3

S6 E9: Ice Dancing with Messy Buns & Handling It ???

hellooo CHATTTTTT! this week (DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!) we shared more zoomies & updates! in this episode we talked about Drew's fun time at The Actor Awards, Deison's thoughts on the love story in "Finding Her Edge", and Drew's new tv show obsession! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Help your dog live their best life with high-quality food from The Pets Table. Take advantage of this limited time offer: Get 55% off your first box PLUS 10% off your next two at https://ThePetsTable.com and use code twoidiotgirls55 Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year. Eat like a pro this month with Factor. *New subscribers only, varies by plan. 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year while subscription is active See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

53 min
FEB 24

S6 E8: Hitting a Lat Spread While I'm Bleeding Out of my Butt ???

hiiiii CHATTTT!!!!! we hadn't gabbed with y'all (or really each other tbh lol) in so long! so this week we did a full episode of zoomies! in this one we talk about Drew's trip to the movies, why we need Dr. Abbott on the pod!!!, and Drew's new favorite Studio Ghibli movies! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Go to https://HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) on your third box. *Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

58 min
FEB 17

S6 E7: LIVE FROM PASADENA IT'S TWO IDIOT GIRLS !!!

HIIIIII CHAT!!!! this week we wanted to share with y'all the live recording of one of our Pasadena shows! in this episode we talk about go piss boys, what to do when your boyfriend sends you a video of another girl's body, and how we'd react if a man farted in our faces (NOT GOOD) !! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

49 min
FEB 10

S6 E6: Should We Care About the Male Loneliness Epidemic???

hellooo CHATTTT!!!! this week we had Drew explain more tv shows/movies (she hasn't seen, obviously!) to Deison and this one was....A LOT lol in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent comment section debacles, which is Deison's favorite movie in the Fast & The Furious franchise, and what Drew thinks happens in the show "Outlander" ! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Deison Afualo

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Drew Afualo

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Mar 14

Radal33

I absolutely love a voice name to the two of them talk in my fifth one another. I feel like I’m part of the podcast based off of their humor constantly making me laugh.
love the pod

Mar 10

kato458

Long time listener of the pod and gotta say gang after being picked up by headgum the ads went up, which I get, it’s just super super annoying because it feels like there’s more ad than episode but other than that this pod is great and their sister bond is one to be jealous about, I love these two—wish y’all peace love and unity fr
I’m begging

Feb 17

Megaladon16

Great show, please pass a mic to the crowd for the live shows I wanna hear the tea
You’ll probably never see this🥲

12/19/2025

beauty bff!

OK, you’ll probably never see this …But I just have to say you guys are the funniest ever and I love you both on social media as well as on your podcast!!! HOWEVER I absolutely just had to say whoever is placing your ads DIRECTLY in the middle of a sentence needs to be fired 🤣🤣 I feel like ads should occur when there’s a natural pause or at the end of a sentence and literally yours just pop up at any given moment the most random timing and it’s so frustrating. Sometimes as a listener I know that’s probably so stupid to you, but I just had to say there are other podcast. I listen to &the ads feel really strategically placed and it’s nice that they’re not like interrupting versus Yours are so random and also you introduce them the same way every time by saying OK friends we’re gonna take another quick break and it’s so irritating like please change that🩵🩵 all love no hate no shade no tea again. I love you guys. I just feel like this is something that keeps me from listening to you sometimes and actually will make me legit….Leave an episode.🫠 so dramatic I know lol but this would literally make yall so much better

Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.