The Comedian Next Door

John Branyan
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The Comedian Next Door

  1. 2d ago

    TCND: Ideal Body Type and Fight Laugh FAST

    Hey, Neighbor!  The Peaches and the Pod Ninja must snuggle in close because we're down to TWO working microphone cords.   Shots were fired on the Fight, Laugh, Feast community! Are we too fat around here?   Send us your thoughts at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

  2. Oct 1

    Riff 106 - Plumbing, Hornets, and Superpowers for the Mundane

    We start with the sort of household problems that prove nature and plumbing are both actively plotting against us: hornets, yellow jackets, water leaks, and the various methods we use to figure out where the problem is coming from before it becomes a much larger problem. Along the way, we compare pest control, leak detection, and other everyday challenges where the official solution and the solution we actually attempt differ somewhat. We apply the logic of Dungeons & Dragons to ordinary working life, imagining a role-playing game where instead of becoming mighty warriors and wizards, we get ordinary jobs. This naturally leads us to superheroes, because if somebody has extraordinary powers, sooner or later somebody is going to wonder whether those powers could be used for welding or roofing. We consider superheroes whose abilities are spectacularly useful without being particularly heroic. We also get into subliminal messaging, advertising, media influence, superstition, and the myths that can shape what people believe.

  3. Sep 28

    TCND: Corn Man Legacy and Call Him "Lord" (No Pod Ninja!)

    Well, the Pod Ninja isn't here, Neighbor.  But luckily, his daughter Cami is at the table to contribute sparingly and provide his signature, contemplative silence.  The visit to the orchard was a rousing success, as Corn Man continues to be passed through the generations. And speaking of generational legacies, we discuss WHY it's funny to expect a wife to call her husband "lord" in 2026. Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

  4. Sep 21

    TCND: For Old Time's Sake (Almost Extinct Atheists)

    We start the show with ADORABLE CUTENESS... Then, we talk about the Almost-Extinct Atheists and why you need to act now if you want to talk to someone who denies the existence of God...  The future is Religious! (Of course, there will always be counterfeit religions to contend with. But godless Materialism, in particular, is on it's way out.) Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com ! We love to hear from you!

  5. Sep 17

    Riff 105 - Trampolines, Crawdad holes, and childhood negotiation strategies

    We start with the kind of childhood where entertainment meant going outside and finding out what could hurt us. We remember trampolines, lizard catching, dirt piles, snowball fights, snow forts, King of the Hill, and the roughhousing that occasionally produced injuries but somehow failed to produce a formal investigation. Parenting and grandparenting give us a different view of the same activities, especially now that we’re the people responsible for keeping the children alive. From there, we get into animals, crawfish mounds in yards, and the lessons kids pick up from being around nature. We talk about childhood toys and the things we once considered valuable, along with feeding animals and the encounters that made the outdoors its own education. Then we take everything we learned about sharing space as children and apply it to adults, which is where the system begins to break down. Traffic, parking, music in public, motorcycles, noise, approachability, and cultural differences all raise the same question: how much of public behavior is governed by actual rules, and how much depends on everybody choosing to not be jerks? By the end, we’re comparing the social cues of adulthood with the much simpler negotiations of childhood, when a dirt pile, or a snow fort could settle the agenda. After jumping on trampolines we traded King of the Hill for a much more complicated game with no clearly marked hill.

  6. Sep 14

    TCND: The Men Are Gone (Right-of-Passage)

    Hey, Neighbor! This is just a little message from The Peaches to explain why the men are missing.  Collin turned 13 this week, which is kind of a big deal around here. Does your family do anything special as a right-of-passage for the young members?  Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

  7. Sep 7

    TCND: Andrew's Here and ASMR (Here I Am!)

    Happy Labor Day, Neighbor! Andrew is on the podcast... John's microphone is trash...  and ASMR is the name for that tingly sensation that runs down your spine when you get your head checked for lice. This episode also features several funny Kid Quotes from the week.    AND, Later:  If you have ADHD, it's basically the same as having a superpower!  Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

  8. Sep 3

    Riff 104 - Remake the worst movies, pay for premium dirt, walk on movie star names

    Why hasn’t The Sound of Music been remade? That question makes us ponder the rules that determine which Hollywood properties can be recycled indefinitely and which apparently must remain untouched. Movie scenes and celebrity anecdotes keep complicating the distinction between cultural treasure and something people simply like for no good reason. Someone made proposal that Dolly Parton needs to be a saint, a proposal that's problematic on it's own terms but doubly probIematic when the proposition comes from an atheist. If canonization worked by popular vote, celebrities would arrive with ready-made constituencies, because fame has a way of turning reputation into evidence of virtue. Popular celebrities are assigned virtues by their fans. The focus widens to another cultural achievement: convincing people to buy things that are readily available for free. Water, dirt, coffee, and other everyday products become examples of what happens when marketing convinces us to pay a premium price for bargain level items.  By the time the Hollywood Walk of Fame enters the discussion, movies, sainthood, products, and celebrity status are all running on surprisingly similar rules. A classic film can become too revered to remake, Dolly Parton can accumulate saintly credentials through public affection, and water or dirt can acquire value through presentation—while Hollywood puts famous names into the sidewalk and lets everybody walk on them.

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