Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

  1. 1D AGO

    Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler

    Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin their review of the book “The Dawn of Canadian History” by Stephen Leacock. This short analysis from the early 20th century gives an overview of the varying Aboriginal tribes found in Canada, what level of societal advancement they were at, and what could be expected from forging relationships with them. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we present the audio recording of the Canada Banquet from Millenniyule 2025 featuring Dimes, John Carter, Fortissax, Course of Empire, and more! Timestamps: 02:29 – The Dissident Right is Just Guys Bein Dudes 05:35 – Eyepatch Bigmom makes Diet Coke Chicken (Good Ending) 10:42 – What is Better than Rice and Salt? 13:43 – Danny Trejo Excited About Meeting a Guy Who Works at the Ice Cream Factory 15:38 – A Good Crushed Family Scenario 18:05 – Media Admits Children Were Killed by Covid Vaccine to Defeat the Right 23:38 – A Lengthy Discussion of Nicolas Maduro’s Abduction 1:15:44 – Explaining Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation 1:25:22 – Pregnant Dimes Missed Positron Day in Science Class 1:27:28 – Show News: New Magazine Launch, April Event Earlybird Tickets 1:31:53 – “The Dawn of Canadian History” Discussion Begins 2:09:14 – Millenniyule 2025 Canada Banquet Begins

    3h 56m

  2. JAN 2

    BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme

    Dimes and Judas discuss the implosion of the OneBC Party and do a live review of the short TVO documentary "What's Fueling White Nationalism in Canada?" They will also discuss the limits of the Patronagepill and a recent viral clip starring The Collinses about whether race is genetic. It's the first stream of consequence in 2026! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Based Maidens to discuss the "Paving Over the Public" documentary released last year, tease what can be expected from the followup, and catch up with what has traspired with Canadian mass migration since its release. Stream begins at 9:40.

    3h 59m

  3. 12/19/2025

    6 Million D Chess is Priced In to Joevernomics

    Dimes and Judas discuss two recent shootings, the Hannukah massacre in Bondi and the Brown University incident involving the leader of the campus Republicans, especially as it pertains to relations with Muslims in the West. After investigating the practice of Izzat in caste-based Indian culture, they conduct a review of two books relating to Canadian sovereignty: “The Vanishing Country” by Me Hurtig and “Freedom Wears a Crown” by John Farthing. Attacking the problem from opposing directions, the former is a Liberal’s perspective on how democracy can flourish, with the latter being a defense of monarchism and a treatise against individual liberty as a unifying system. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes joins Fortissax for an appearance on The Nautical Chronicle exploring the legacy and popular conceptions of the War of 1812 from the perspective of modern-day Canadians vs. the American host. Timestamps: 00:42 – No More Tony Soprano Wet Mouth 02:13 – The Jelq Store Called... 05:12 – The Atlantean Root of the Word Buddy 06:31 – Catholic Rayp Romaine-O 07:48 – Taking the Wojak Test 11:56 – The Elon Musk Million Dollar “Wow” 15:32 – How to Launder Political Money From Yellowstone Conservatives 22:25 – The Bruce Willis Curse of Being a Grifter 27:02 – Getting Women Out of the Workforce by Making them All Prostitutes 29:52 – The Bondi Shooting vs. The Brown Shooting 39:00 – Debating the Muslim Question with Multipolar Nazis 53:30 – Choosing a Side Between America vs. Venezuela 57:40 – Adolf Hitler Desiring Germany’s Destruction to Hurt ZOG 1:01:32 – Explaining Izzat and the White Hatred of Playing Business Games 1:19:25 – Blood $atellite Event News 1:22:22 – “The Vanishing Country” and “Freedom Wears a Crown” Reviews Begin 1:26:17 – Brian Mulroney Selling Out Canada to International Interests 1:27:45 – Defining “The Radical Right” as Libertarian Capitalists 1:31:03 – American Social Spending vs. Chinese Social Spending 1:34:44 – Canadian Identity Defined by Bureaucratic Globalism 1:40:28 – Be More Boldly Confident About Asinine Novelty Takes 1:46:36 – Social Order vs. Liberty 1:50:30 – The Elizabethan Age as the Model for a Perfect Society 1:58:46 – A Government Defined by the Good Life Instead of Happiness 2:09:17 – The Nautical Chronicle Interview Begins

    3h 41m

  4. 12/12/2025

    BSNL26: Chumpgod Transhearts Media Literacy

    After a shocking hiatus, Blood $atellite returns to discuss the secret Native American roots of Islam and a very special edition of "Lauren Southern: BITCH WATCH!" Then on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with the prolific Devon Stack (Blackpilled) to engage in a pop quiz on the most optimistic strategies to fix society and how they are either misguided or doomed. Stream begins at 09:09.

    3h 57m

  5. 11/14/2025

    Time is a PAWG Circle

    Dimes and Judas discuss a recent glowing exposé from the Canadian Anti Hate Network, more Epstein email links that implicate Trump, and the epidemic of contractors charging too much for home renovations. Then after speaking on the slow normalization of chemtrail disclosure, they begin their review of “Silent Surrender: The Multinational Corporation in Canada” by Kari Levitt. Written in the 1970s, it explores the economic war between Canada and the United States in the form of corporate takeovers and the surrender of sovereignty through the branch plant system, largely driven by forces within Canada. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Morgoth on the topics of technocratic conspiracies, the fakeness of modern design, and the epidemic of Muslim grooming gangs terrorizing Europe. Timestamps: 00:18 – Short Man Who Hates Getting Erections 02:46 – Dimes doesn’t Want Appointment Prayers 05:29 – New Epstein Email Leaks 09:12 – The Diddy Controversy is Uninteresting Because of Black Whores 14:58 – Judge Holden Was Retardmaxxing 17:39 – Are Renovation Contractors Charging Too Much? 32:49 – Judas Called In to Repair Chinese Penis Flattening Machines Sold by Dimes 35:23 – Adult Women Are Playing Hobby Horse Competitions 41:41 – Mini Movie Kcorner: Frankenstein (2025) 52:48 – CAHN Infiltrates “Exiles of the Golden Dawn” Event 1:07:02 – Legitimizing the Discourse Surrounding Chemtrails 1:16:03 – Peasant Brain and Political Talismans 1:26:51 – “Silent Surrender” Review Begins 1:33:17 – The Multinational Corporation is Antithetical to Canadian Political Economic 1:39:17 – The Avro Arrow Revisited 1:41:31 – Foreign Investment from Anywhere Threaten Sovereignty 1:50:47 – Corporations Can Only Be Matched At Scale 1:48:14 – The Loss of R&D Assures Subservience 2:00:22 – Corporations have Declared War on Nationalism 2:05:16 – Morgoth Interview Begins

    3h 41m

  6. 11/07/2025

    I Have A Mouth And I Must Relax

    Dimes and Judas discuss Canada passing a Bill that allows unlimited unrestricted chain migration, the consequences of Third World Communist Mamdani achieving the mandate of the people to rule New York City, and the recent sweeping land claim victory of Aboriginals in British Columbia that may put private homeowners on the street. After providing an overview of the wealth of untapped natural resources held hostage by the ineptest political apparatus on Earth, they begin a review of “The Fight for Canada: Four Centuries of Resistance to American Expansionism” by David Orchard. This book recounts the long history of American Manifest Destiny into Canada and the many attempts to control the North both militarily and politically, shining a light on the causes of Anti-Americanism that persist to this day. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we showcase the latest episode of “Do You Even Read” featuring Dimes and The Prudetialist, reviewing “The Hour of Decision” by Oswald Spengler. His last published work shortly before his death, Spengler presents a sobering analysis of the global revolutionary threats facing Europe and, from the vantage point of a pre-WW2 world, the consequences of allowing these revolutions to succeed. Timestamps: 00:18 – Getting No Respect at the Gay Ngger Factory 01:57 – Halloween, Potty Training, and Child Defiance 11:50 – Having a Real Christmas Style Wife 14:37 – The Intense Frustration of Unplanned Early Childbirth 25:33 – Liberals and NDP pass Bill C-3 Allowing Unrestricted Chain Migration 29:30 – Chief Bachman Turner Overdrive 30:01 – BC’s Cowichan Tribes Land Claim Victory 38:52 – The Ring of Fire and the Future War Over Rare Earth Metals in Canada 48:05 – Canada Will Not Permit Even Civic Nationalism 52:28 – Zoran Mamdani Elected as Mayor of New York City 1:13:33 – Dimes Becoming a Cheney Revisionist or No Discernable Reason 1:16:46 – Indians Cannot Handle More Than One Zero At Once 1:17:11 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:21:39 – “The Fight for Canada” Review Begins 1:23:54 – What is a Loyalist? 1:29:10 – Attacking Quebec and the Various Expulsions of the Acadians 1:32:19 – Losing the Ohio Valley 1:36:15 – Do we Blame America or the Canadian Political Class? 1:43:58 – American Political Agitators and Annexation Advocates 1:46:22 – The Treaty of Paris 1:48:08 – The War of 1812 1:51:38 – Repeal of the Corn Laws and American Economic Expansionism 1:57:30 – Continental Anglo Unification for the Express Purpose of Defeating the French 2:00:10 – The Continental Union League 2:05:10 – “Do You Even Read: The Hour of Decision” Begins**

    4h 8m

  7. 10/31/2025

    BSNL#26 - SinO'tooleist Robotheism

    Dimes and Judas discuss Erin O'Toole at war with Canadian Nationalism, the Sad Cult of Robotheism, a report by RAND about the future of Chinese/American relations, and lastly a test of how the average radical might engage rhetorically with a dope on the street! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with Canadian engineer and political commentator MartyUpNorth to discuss the technology sector in Canada, how to survive the Canadian outdoors, and the unique form of politics emerging from Alberta. Stream begins at 10:39.

    3h 32m

  8. 10/17/2025

    CONFESSIONS OF A SLOPULIST DARKETER

    Dimes and Judas discuss the controversial Young Republican group chat leaks and juxtapose that against the even more controversial instances – and defenses – of “cunnyposting” throughout many sectors of the Dissident Right. They then review the book “The Grasshopper: Games, Life, and Utopia” by Bernard Suits, a philosophical investigation into the nature of games and how they constitute the entire human lived experience. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we are featuring Dimes speaking to Last Things to the recently-released 2023 Last Picture Shows Film Festival. The movie under investigation is David Lynch’s “Inland Empire.” Timestamps: 00:19 – Bringing a Barrel of Bone Broth and Adderall to the Work Function 05:48 – Canned Canadian Meth Better than German Beer 10:46 – The Best Chinese Guy to Be 12:49 – Potty Training Nickles and Dad Knows 12 Nasty Guys 19:22 – Discipling Children Publicly 27:58 – Young Republican Group Chat Leaks 19:18 – The Viability of Infiltrating Institutions 49:50 – Sólionath, Strategic Cunnyposting, and Moralfagging the Fetish Fringe 1:26:49 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:28:09 - “The Grasshopper: Games, Life, and Utopia” Review Begins 1:32:48 – The Difference Between Games and Work 1:41:03 – Winning vs. Goal Accomplishment and Necessary Obstacles 1:49:31 – Games Including Systems of Playing Roles 1:54:17 – Utopia is a Place Without Games 2:01:53 – “Last Picture Show: Inland Empire” Review Begins

    3h 16m
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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  • Creator
    Blood $atellite
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    168
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Blood $atellite

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