Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

  1. 5D AGO

    There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards

    Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the limitations of shippable microfactories, they review the book “October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” by William Tetley. Here a liberal journalist recounts his experiences during the fall of the Quebec separatist group Front de libération du Québec in 1970 after a decade of kidnappings, bombings, and murder. It is contrasted against the IRA in Ireland and explores how this Marxist revolutionary group collapsed far more spectacularly. Timestamps: 00:45 – Figuring Out what Lent is to Give it Up 03:21 – What Happens when a Cat Gets Dementia? 07:30 – Wiarton Willie the Weather Groundhog has Died 13:10 – New Anti-Hate Bill C-9 Being Fast tracked 22:24 – Israeli-Iranian War: Fog of Narratives 32:57 – Saudi Arabia is Paying Influencers to Lose Their Minds 38:35 – Did Iraq Mindrape Everyone? 40:41 – Trump Says Wars Can be Fought Forever Actually 44:17 – The 50 Year Plot to Expand Israeli Territory 48:57 – Glenn Beck Created a George Washington AI to Ask Him About Iran 56:55 – Dueling Perspectives: John Carter vs. Cameron Macgregor 1:05:05 – Discussing The Plot to Create Greater Israel with Aryan Muslim Communist 1:20:43 – Ending the Chinese Machine Age 1:32:09 – Are Shippable Microfactories the Future? 1:38:59: “The October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” Review Begins

    2h 5m

  2. FEB 27

    Underpants Gnome Chomsky Crip Walking Through the Epstein Files Like a Damn Fool

    Dimes and Judas discuss the international incident caused by a man with Tourette’s screaming slurs at the BAFTA awards, increasingly ominous conflict surrounding Iran and claims of nuclear armament, and a wave of anarchistic cartel violence in Mexico caused by the killing of the leader of the CJNG cartel. They then review the book “Michael Collins and the Anglo-Irish War” by J.B.E. Hittle. Building off the last book covering the activities of the IRA, this investigates the earlier years of their formation and especially their relationship with their political arm Sinn Féin, centering on the enigmatic figure of Michael Collins. They take a closer look at the roots of animosity towards England and the deeper history of what created the cultural landscape which permitted a revolution of that scale. Timestamps: 00:30 – Why Do We Call it French Kissing? 03:11 – The Zinn Faint Bit 05:59 – The No Fap Gayest N***a Alive Song 09:11 – White Identity as the Synthesis Between Green Day and Eminem 10:53 – Homer Swanson 12:45 – Judas’ Daughters Love Making Deals 22:42 – Psychopathy is Brain Folds 25:01 – South Americans Fake Being Drunk 30:37 – Blood $atellite Show News 37:50 – Tourette’s Activist Screams Slurs at BAFTA Awards 44:17 – What Would We Do If We Had Tourette’s? 51:47 – World War 3 in Iran (Again) 1:02:11 – Israel Wants to Do a Second Concurrent Genocide 1:18:04 – Online Argument with Nick Land over With Jews You Win 1:26:31 – Mexico’s CJNG Waging Directionless Violence Over Leader Death 1:32:19 – “Michael Collins and the Anglo-Irish War” Review Begins 1:34:22 – The Absolute State of Sinn Fein 1:37:45 – Was the IRA a Government OP? 1:39:37 – The History of Anglo-Irish Antagonism 1:47:40 – The Story of Michael Collins and the Irish Intelligence Network 1:59:09 – Ireland’s Role in the Development of Urban Warfare 2:05:49 – The Rise of Sinn Fein and the Parallel Irish System

    2h 18m

  3. FEB 13

    There’s No Seinfeld After 9/11

    Dimes and Judas discuss the latest trans school shooter in British Columbia, the Bad Bunny Superbowl performance, and Trump’s Venezuela immediately shipping oil to Israel. After exploring the new British Columbia separation movement, they side into a review of “Bandit Country: The IRA & South Armagh” by Toby Harnden. This is a history of the least controllable area during the War of Irish Independence against England, its ruler Tom “Slab” Murphy, and the internal schisms that lead to the downfall of the IRA. They also ask the question: what makes Ireland to unique, and can the IRA be replicated elsewhere? Timestamps: 01:06 – White Men Don’t Hold Their Hands Behind Their Backs 04:56 – Bits are in the Blood and the Balls (I’m a Shitpost Man) 09:20 – Dimes Doesn’t Even Want a Comedian Genocide Anymore and Wakes Up Circling Back 10:57 – The Bad Bunny Superbowl Performance: Zeihan Speaks of This 23:53 – Bad Bunny as a Trump Psyop 28:24 – A Trans School Shooter in British Columbia 37:26 – Prove to Me You Know How to Pick Fruit 49:37 – Canadian Gun Buybacks 53:30 – The British Columbia Separation Movement 1:06:10 – British Columbia to End Drug Legalization Experiment 1:15:11 – Trump’s Venezuela Ships First Oil to Israel in Decades 1:17:02 – “Bandit Country” Review Begins 1:21:02 – Thomas “Slab” Murphy 1:26:40 – The Organizational Structure of Independence 1:29:32 - The Cultural History of Northern Ireland 1:35:10 – Schisms Created by the Difficulty in Maintaining Ceasefire 1:43:38 – The Assassination of Lord Mountbatten 1:48:43 – Taking the War to England 1:51:48 – Fighting Helicopters and Sniper Gangs 1:54:13 – The Real IRA and Downfall of the IRA in Hearts and Minds

    1h 59m

  4. FEB 6

    From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World

    Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million” by Doug Saunders. This explores the reasoning behind the Century Initiative and the goal of getting Canada’s population to at least 100 million, largely through immigration but otherwise in the interest of creating an economic base to stand apart from America. Does this plan make sense? Listen now dummy! Timestamps: 07:29 – Nickles Likes Africans Because He Likes Evil Skeletons 10:31 – Judas’ Kids Are Getting Into Pokemon Scamworld 16:25 – Starring in the Immortal Technique Song and Going “As If” 18:27 – Elijah Schaffer Blows his Life Up Over Drugs and Affairsex 43:40 – Millions of Jeffrey Epstein Documents Released 54:42 – Trump Wants People to Move On From Everything 1:02:20 – Far Right Content Creators Met with Jeffrey Epstein 1:16:59 – Blood $atellite Show News 1:25:00 – “Maximum Canada” Review Begins 1:31:40 – It is Difficult for Canada to Retain Talent and Support Entrepreneurs 1:37:31 - Did Americans Always Populate Canada? 1:40:29 – The Minimizing Vision of Canada 1:51:07 – The White Canada Policy 1:54:29 – Sheer Numbers Does Not Lead to Prosperity 2:01:15 – The Spiritual Revolution of Shitlib Eugenics

    2h 7m

  5. JAN 30

    BSNL29: How Doomed is Canada?

    Dimes and Judas run through a list of recent events that could spell the total collapse of Canada. Invasion, implosion, financial collapse, Being Even More Chinese, what do the next 3 years hold? Is this a cope session or savage grabass? They will also discuss Iran being a stargate and women with Erika Kirk Syndrome. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Myth of the 20th Century with friend of the show StormyWaters to discuss Canadian History, Venezuela being conquered by America, and the logic driving America integrating Greenland. Stream begins at 13:08

    4h 57m

  6. JAN 16

    YEAR OF THE CRASH IN

    Dimes and Judas discuss the death of Scott Adams and the death of Renee Good at the hands of an ICE Agent. After covering an article by “Men and the City” on the Global Margin Call that is resulting in Canadian real estate holdings being frozen by banks, the boys review the book “A History of Canada in Ten Maps: Epic Stories of Charting a Mysterious Land” by Adam Shoalts. Here they discuss the wild adventurers who filled in the map of Canada, giving special focus to early encounters with Aboriginal tribes, their wars, their cultures, and their savage ways. Timestamps: 00:41 – The Death of Scott Adams and Reading His Death Letter 12:37 – Fondly Remembering the Alzheimer’s Funny Papers 15:03 – Imagining the Perfect Bed Death 18:52 – Renee Good was Shot by an ICE Agent 34:49 – Defending Social Humiliation 43:06 – Canadians Lose Access to Real Estate Funds to Avoid Run on Bank 48:27 – Global Margin Call Part 3: Sell Everything! 1:07:33 – Judas Goes Long on Silver and Tungsten 1:10:59 – Fraud is Eugenic 1:14:41 – Dimeswife Watches Star Wars for the First Time 1:16:38 – Discussing Fallout Season 2 1:20:13 – “Good Intentions Gone Bad” and the Failure of Reconciliation 1:22:11 – “Canada in Ten Maps” Review Begins 1:26:51 – The Vikings Discover Canada 1:30:26 – The Adventures of Fools Gold Kidnapper Jacques Cartier 1:35:54 – The Adventures of Kingslayer Samuel de Champlain 1:47:00 – Pierre-Esprit Radisson and the Founding of Hudson Bay Company 1:53:22 – Matonabbee and Hearn: Losing Wives and Humiliating Lewis and Clark

    2h 5m

  7. JAN 9

    Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler

    Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin their review of the book “The Dawn of Canadian History” by Stephen Leacock. This short analysis from the early 20th century gives an overview of the varying Aboriginal tribes found in Canada, what level of societal advancement they were at, and what could be expected from forging relationships with them. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we present the audio recording of the Canada Banquet from Millenniyule 2025 featuring Dimes, John Carter, Fortissax, Course of Empire, and more! Timestamps: 02:29 – The Dissident Right is Just Guys Bein Dudes 05:35 – Eyepatch Bigmom makes Diet Coke Chicken (Good Ending) 10:42 – What is Better than Rice and Salt? 13:43 – Danny Trejo Excited About Meeting a Guy Who Works at the Ice Cream Factory 15:38 – A Good Crushed Family Scenario 18:05 – Media Admits Children Were Killed by Covid Vaccine to Defeat the Right 23:38 – A Lengthy Discussion of Nicolas Maduro’s Abduction 1:15:44 – Explaining Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation 1:25:22 – Pregnant Dimes Missed Positron Day in Science Class 1:27:28 – Show News: New Magazine Launch, April Event Earlybird Tickets 1:31:53 – “The Dawn of Canadian History” Discussion Begins 2:09:14 – Millenniyule 2025 Canada Banquet Begins

    3h 56m

  8. JAN 2

    BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme

    Dimes and Judas discuss the implosion of the OneBC Party and do a live review of the short TVO documentary "What's Fueling White Nationalism in Canada?" They will also discuss the limits of the Patronagepill and a recent viral clip starring The Collinses about whether race is genetic. It's the first stream of consequence in 2026! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Based Maidens to discuss the "Paving Over the Public" documentary released last year, tease what can be expected from the followup, and catch up with what has traspired with Canadian mass migration since its release. Stream begins at 9:40.

    3h 59m
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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  • Creator
    Blood $atellite
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    174
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Blood $atellite

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