America, You Got This?

Maya May and Lauren Lehman Carter

A Mourning Show. Seriously. Two friends, two countries, one impossible question — America, you got this? Comedian Maya May (broadcasting from Lisbon) and writer-advocate Lauren Lehman Carter (in Chicago) take on healthcare, fascism, perimenopause, MAHA moms, and screwworms. It's not a lifestyle show, it's a thrivestyle show because no matter what's going on with America, we're never gonna let it take away our sparkle. New episodes every Friday. Subscribe and join us! mayaonstage.substack.com

  1. 3d ago

    Maybe We Shouldn’t Give Testosterone Another Chance | America, You Got This?

    Thank you to everyone who tuned in live! 43 days until midterm voting ends, and we are unhinged as ever, trying to make sense of Pete Hegseth’s testosterone obsession (morning wood, wtf?!), Trump acting like a big baby and following through on his promise to ban CNN, Politico, and MS(we’re still calling it)NBC, Logan and Jake Paul at the Pentagon, and the fact that even though men have led us into this ditch and are still digging, they keep asking us to let them lead. And we keep letting them??! We want to believe that we got this, but we have some work to do in the coming weeks. Which leads me to our first point Lauren Lehman Carter needs to write a parenting book. 1. Three Douchebags and You’re Out: Lauren has a rule for raising two white suburban boys. Do three douchebag things, and you’re hit with the ultimate teen punishment. She takes your phone. I think it should be national policy. 2. The Converse Curse: Are we chucking our chucks??! You’ll have to watch the episode to find out, but we have theories, and they may be conversepiratorial. Yeah, we’re just making up words now. 3. We’re the Lube of Politics (A Response to an audience comment): Someone asked why we talk about pop culture if we’re supposed to be locking in. And the main reason is that nobody wants to jump right into politics at 10:00am on a Monday. WE don’t even want to talk policy at 10am on a Monday. We ease you in…like lu…ok you get it. 4. America, F*ck It?: I have a list on my dry erase board of the shit we are up against: bots, lying politicians, Elon Musk’s money, deepfakes, billionaires, defeatism, a culture that rewards assholes. It’s enough for us to want to say America, F*ck It! But we’re not giving up, and in the episode we talk about why, and it’s, dare I say, heartwarming. Lauren’s early voting in Illinois starts THIS WEEK. Mine starts October 17 in Nevada, and I’m flying in to vote in person. See you Monday. Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

    Maybe We Shouldn’t Give Testosterone Another Chance | America, You Got This?
  2. Sep 14

    Election Season is Upon Us | America, You Got This?

    Thank you to everyone who tuned in live! For those who couldn’t, we hit on our usual range of topics but with the main focus being…LOCK THE F*CK IN! Election season is upon us. * Stop saying the election is ON November 3: That’s the LAST day to vote. Lauren found out that voting in Illinois starts in 10 days! I’m flying back to the States to cast my ballot because I’m paranoid. The election is EVERY day starting from when early voting begins near you. Check the chart! * A Russian Oligarch Paid for Don Jr.’s Wedding on a Private Island: Who knew that Lauren’s background as a high-end wedding planner would come in so useful in analyzing the state of our current politics? Someone doesn’t pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for someone else’s wedding without getting something in return. The question is what??? * Words Matter. Republicans aren’t “Rigging” the Election. They're suppressing the vote, changing polling places, and purging voter rolls. But that’s not an excuse to NOT vote; it’s the main reason to vote early. That way, if you do run into an issue, you have plenty of time to correct it. And when you talk to people, don't ask if they're voting. Tell them EVERYONE’S voting. * WTF Jasmine Crockett Honored Chris Brown 50 Days Before the Midterms: Yah, we’re confused about it too. And when we say confused, we mean angry. Watch the video for more on that… * Voting Is Self-Care! And Community Care! And Mutual Aid! Lauren proposed that voting is a form of self-care, and I agree! Our lives and nervous systems depend on the policies enacted by the people we put into office. So…here’s that chart. What’s your voting plan? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

  3. Aug 31

    We're Wearing Collagen Masks Until We Get Our Rights Back | America, You Got this?!

    Lauren texted me before the show and said she was showing up in a robe and eye gels. I said, “do itttttt.” I’ve been sprinting around all day; she’s coming off of 1000 Miles to Memphis, and when Mike Fanone popped into the comments to ask what the hell is going on here, I wrote something like: “we’re keeping it together!” I hadn’t showered. Lauren fell asleep in her contacts two nights running. This is what we actually look like while doomscrolling, and we’re done pretending otherwise (at least through the midterms). Quick preview of what we got into in between a lot of laughs: 1. Perfectionism is a function of white supremacy. It’s also a function of authoritarianism and ain’t nobody got time for that. We barely had time to eat breakfast. Ok, we didn’t eat breakfast. 2. Lake Ontario being Lake America will not distract us from measles and deadly groceries. We are MapQuest girlies now. 3. There are soybeans rotting in fields right now and US farm debt just hit $625 billion. Farmers backing Trump? Big mistake. HUGE. 4. Dolly Parton is who Taylor Swift thinks she is. Yes, I know these are fighting words. Just watch the episode and get back to us.* 5. In Elaine, Arkansas, they took the polling place. Folks were already driving 30 minutes. Now it’s an hour each way. They want to make voting hard, so our response is “vote harder.” *Not totally irrelevant…Singer Olivia Rodrigo put on a Lilith Fairesque festival that raised $10 million for women’s organizations. MacKenzie Scott matched it. Melinda Gates added $10 million more. Thirty million dollars, ten organizations. Apparently women are just gonna have to take care of ourselves because the men are too busy going to war and making deportation p*rn, WTF. Check your registration at Vote.org. Vote early. Vote hard. Hydrate. Watch the full episode for the rest, including how close we are to being AARP eligible and getting the Denny’s senior discount. See you Monday. Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

    We're Wearing Collagen Masks Until We Get Our Rights Back | America, You Got this?!
  4. Aug 17

    Adapting Ourselves to Death? | America, You Got This?

    We got BIG questions. Are we adapting ourselves to death??? Thank you to all who tuned into our live! We have no shortage of solutions to the crises America is facing, but they all seem to be aimed at profiting off the problem rather than actually solving it. ICYMI, here’s some of what we got into. * Shock gloves. In schools. Alongside Flock cameras pointed at children and $200 bulletproof backpacks. Lauren challenges us to reframe how we measure the economy; not by gas and eggs (which we also can’t afford) but by the cost of staying alive: clean water, breathable air, and a kid who comes home from school. By that measure, America is becoming unattainable for many. * Climate change ranks 3% among issues most important to voters during the hottest summer on record. WTAF. We cannot emphasize enough how much of a problem this is. Meteorologist Chris Gloninger is back to explain what that 3% costs: homeowners insurance is up as much as $650 a year in 95% of zip codes. We gotta do better than 3% or else it’s going to be “managed retreat” for all of us. Watch the show to find out what that phrase means! * Rage is the appropriate response. I’m angry AF and Lauren agrees that I shouldn’t have to fight fascist f*ckery with a smile. There’s a whole “good vibes only” culture built to enforce the smile, but historian Heather Cox Richardson, one of the most measured people speaking to this moment, just flat out said we have a fascist government. You cannot smile at fascism. * The blood is still on the driveway. As part of the 1000 Miles to Memphis March, Lauren walked to Medgar Evers’ home this morning, where the blood is still visible in the driveway. They want people to see it because looking away has never solved anything. If we don’t address white supremacy head-on, the powerful will continue to oppress us all. This wasn’t a light episode, but we did manage to get some genuine laughs in. Watch the full episode to hear what’s giving us hope. Spoiler alert: it’s us. We’re giving ourselves hope, damnit. See you Monday. Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

    Adapting Ourselves to Death? | America, You Got This?
  5. Aug 10

    The DNC Posted a Thirst Trap and We Have Questions | America, You Got This?

    Thank you to all who tuned into our live. ICYMI, here is just a tiny sampling of what we got into this week. 1. Taylor Swift finally told Trump to kick rocks. If you remember, Lauren went viral and pissed off the Swifties for her take on this. The question we address in this episode is whether or not Taylor Swift has a responsibility to take a stand. (spoiler alert: f*ck yeah she does). 2. The DNC ran a Megan Thee Stallion song under a video of Abdul El-Sayed. Unbleeped. Like zeroooo censoring. As you now know, El-Sayed won Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary and everyone from Fox News anchors to the DNC thinks he’s hot. Is this the new angle? In a Love Islandized America, do platforms even matter anymore? 3. Enes Kanter Freedom declared for the WNBA draft. He’s a former NBA player who legally changed his surname to Freedom. The irony is strong with this one. Our producer Joshua Friday came on camera to share how he went into a group chat of 20-something athletes to gently challenge their thinking on fairness in sports. When I say gently, I mean he (correctly IMO) invoked Jim Crow. 4. The avocado cartel won’t tell you this. YOU CAN REFRIGERATE AVOCADOS. I repeat: you can refrigerate avocados but don’t do it too soon. Also, Lauren and I learned we have both created content about avocados because we are the same kind of weird. More primaries this week, Tuesday, August 11: Connecticut, Minnesota, Vermont, Wisconsin, and four special congressional primaries in Alabama. As always, check sites like Ballotpedia for your race and be sure to check your polling locations because those seem to have a funny habit of changing. Watch the full episode for the rest, including Tim Scott on live TV telling voters to stop Talarico in Michigan. Talarico is running in Texas. See you next Monday. Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

    The DNC Posted a Thirst Trap and We Have Questions | America, You Got This?
  6. Aug 3

    Is it a Hot Flash or the Climate Crisis? | America, You Got This?

    The world is on fire. You know that meme about the disaster getting closer until you’re the one filming it? Last year I was filming it. 40% of my daughter’s school was damaged by the Palisades Fire, and while the school has been repaired, she lost her senior year to climate change, and many of her friends lost their homes. A billion-dollar climate disaster hits the US every two and a half weeks. And mainstream news coverage of the climate crisis has gone down three years in a row. This week we sat down with Chris Gloninger, my friend and former co-anchor on the very short-lived Climate Report (find out why in the episode). Chris is the meteorologist who left his Iowa broadcast TV job after death threats for reporting on climate change. Because we’re all literally feeling the heat, we thought it would be great to have Chris on to talk about what’s actually happening and why you’re not hearing about it on the news. Chris is now a recurring segment! We’re calling it the Dystopian Weather Report or something like that. Help us name it in the comments! Lauren called in from a van on day 10 of the 1000 Miles to Memphis March, somewhere between Nashville and Atlanta, with Bri Woodson driving. Watch the full episode and let us know what you think in the comments. See you Monday! Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

    Is it a Hot Flash or the Climate Crisis? | America, You Got This?
  7. Jul 28

    Lessons from 1000 Miles to Memphis | America, You Got This?

    Monday’s America, You Got This? was live from Nashville, where Lauren is on day 3 of the 1000 Miles to Memphis March, a 36-day journey to register 100,000 voters and amplify the grassroots organizers already doing the work. We learned a lot in real time about what it means to activate and build community, not just in the lead-up to the midterms, but at all times. Watch the full episode to learn along with us because there are so many more takeaways than listed here: * There is a roadmap, and the organizations that have it are underfunded. Antricia Gordon organizer and Deputy Director of The Equity Alliance said it plainly: “Black organizations especially are the least funded historically.” These organizations have the strategies, the community relationships, and the on-the-ground experience that no national campaign can replicate. The underfunding of Black and brown-led organizations should be viewed as a crisis because it means the people with the most expertise have to work harder just to reach the people who need them most. And this affects everyone. People often ask, “What can I do?” You can share their work, donate, and/or volunteer your skills. All hands on deck! * Showing up means answering hard questions first. Lauren said she is learning to earn her place in the spaces she travels through. Just some of the questions she had to answer while building trust: “Why are we here? What’s the intention? Is this a grift? Are we highlighting the right things?” There is a fine line between healthy allyship and riding into town on a well-funded white horse to save the day. It’s important to talk about it directly. These are hard conversations. They are ongoing, and that’s an essential part of the work we have to do to strengthen these muscles. * White men are starting to get it. I asked Don, aka AngryMaleVet, directly if white guys are finally getting it, and good news…Yes! "These things are starting to affect them, even as white males who kind of lived in a cocoon. Their eyes are starting to open up. And then when you see people being executed in the streets, an unnecessary war — I think people start to wonder, hey, those are my kids that are going to war." Income inequality, unaffordable healthcare, kids going to war for the ultra-wealthy aren’t new problems; the question is whether they direct that anger at immigrants and trans kids or at the people actually responsible. Don is making sure that anger is pointed in the right direction. * Generational trauma works both ways. Lauren on why she’s there: “That generational trauma is not going to stop for our neighbors and communities who are the ones being harmed unless folks like us decide we need to play a part in stopping that harm too. Frankly, we’re the ones who generationally have caused the harm. My ancestors caused the harm. And I sometimes cause the harm. And I need to be willing to understand when that happens.” Generational trauma can be experienced, but it can also be inflicted. If we’re not examining that, we’re not going to get anywhere. * It starts with organizing the people close to you: Shani Glapion of Stand Up Nashville is organizing rallies, forums, and marches through the South. She's also the first one to say: "You don't have to jump off the porch immediately and come do what I'm doing. Just send the text messages, make the calls, make sure your people are straight." Relational organizing starts in your phone, with the people already in your contacts. With voting rights constantly under attack, a simple text reminding them to register to vote and check their polling location (to make sure it hasn’t changed) can make all the difference. * Media coverage and funding are connected. It’s a circular problem. If local media only shows up when there’s a spectacle, and national media only covers what local media validates, then the organizations doing the unglamorous daily work of registering voters, fighting data centers, and educating communities about redistricting are invisible to the funders who rely on coverage to find them. As Shatika Davis of The Equity Alliance put it: “I think it depends on what is interesting to them and what would make newsworthy headlines to them.” Which brings me back to point one. We must attract media attention to ensure that the organizations with the roadmap also get the funds to do the work. Hearing from people who are doing the work is always inspiring. You can help keep the energy going by getting involved. Get involved: * Support The Equity Alliance: equityalliance.org * Support Stand Up Nashville: standupnashville.org * Follow and fund the march: 1000milestomemphis.com See you next Monday. Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

    Lessons from 1000 Miles to Memphis | America, You Got This?

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A Mourning Show. Seriously. Two friends, two countries, one impossible question — America, you got this? Comedian Maya May (broadcasting from Lisbon) and writer-advocate Lauren Lehman Carter (in Chicago) take on healthcare, fascism, perimenopause, MAHA moms, and screwworms. It's not a lifestyle show, it's a thrivestyle show because no matter what's going on with America, we're never gonna let it take away our sparkle. New episodes every Friday. Subscribe and join us! mayaonstage.substack.com